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    [15:09:02] <Djehngo> Also I don't know when the page rolls over but if it's 401 then someone might be able to snipe

    That was close. Thanks Djehngo! :toot:

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    Ok, now that akatookey's important sniping mission is acomplished... may I ask why the fuck is S&L still allowed to post in the forums? For fucks sake, if someone should be set to read only it's him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iratus View Post
    Ok, now that akatookey's important sniping mission is acomplished... may I ask why the fuck is S&L still allowed to post in the forums? For fucks sake, if someone should be set to read only it's him.
    It's sort of like trying to readonly a train wreck in progress: most of our moderators are still waiting to see just how much destruction occurs in the progress of his posting before coming to aid and beginning to look for survivors

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    That analogy also works really well for vonqueesha pre-meltdown

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    I have infracted so many motherfuckers today it's not even funny.

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    Its much easier to start shit in TEST without what was listed on the other page.

    1. Don't be in Dreddit.

    2. Tell people in Dreddit that Dreddit is shit.

    3. Watch people go apeshit.

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    Why hasn't anyone kicked all of LXG squad yet? It's like ShadowandFaggot has given TEST this gift of an easily-culled group of pubbie shitbags and it's being squandered (by remaining in test)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viribus View Post
    Why hasn't anyone kicked all of LXG squad yet? It's like ShadowandFaggot has given TEST this gift of an easily-culled group of pubbie shitbags and it's being squandered (by remaining in test)
    maybe too many people suckered in by the tophat who then never talked with the squad in to see how horrible it is?
    THE GREATEST POSTER

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    I just got infracted on the test forums for infracting shit posters.

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    Everything is pubbies. I am using the term unironically.

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    League of Xtraordinary Anger

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    I think everyone should lay off shadowandlight, how would you feel if you tried to FC alpha fleets and after warping them to zero on top of Ahacs on multiple occasions you get your Strat Op FC rights stripped. You still want to FC badly, and try to form fleets and claim they are reimbursable only to welp them in other pathetic ways, until you finally get told you can't do anything FC related at all unless you take months of FC training classes.

    Then every time you go and make a suggestion on the forums; If it is a new doctrine, or a jump bridge plan, you then get told how bad it is, and then proceed to get flustered and lash out for the slightest of criticisms.

    I think everyone here should really try and understand the plight of someone who craves power so much, but is too worthless to achieve what he desires.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Myelinated View Post
    I think everyone here should really try and understand the plight of someone who craves power so much, but is too worthless to achieve what he desires.
    I think most everyone here already does understand that particular plight.

    I mean I for one give myself pretend FC orders whenever I go to the throne. Operation drop the bomb-diggety I call it.

    Then I return to my computer and follow my alliance FC's orders like an automaton, hat in hand asking please sir may I have another.

  14. Quote Originally Posted by Myelinated View Post
    im mad.
    sup myelinated, funny how the people you demoted me from FCing welps themselves on Nulli like its their job ( repeatedly ) then rage quits TEST. Like you. Hows empire?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowandlight View Post
    sup myelinated, funny how the people you demoted me from FCing welps themselves on Nulli like its their job ( repeatedly ) then rage quits TEST. Like you. Hows empire?
    Sadly it's better then .0 nowadays :|
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowandlight View Post
    sup myelinated, funny how the people you demoted me from FCing welps themselves on Nulli like its their job ( repeatedly ) then rage quits TEST. Like you. Hows empire?

    ONLY YOU CAN BE THIS MAD.

    Protip Myelinated is in BR0SK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowandlight View Post
    sup myelinated, funny how the people you demoted me from FCing welps themselves on Nulli like its their job ( repeatedly ) then rage quits TEST. Like you. Hows empire?
    What is this, I don't even....

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowandlight View Post
    sup myelinated, funny how the people you demoted me from FCing welps themselves on Nulli like its their job ( repeatedly ) then rage quits TEST. Like you. Hows empire?
    Hi Mr warp-alphafleet-at-zero-on-ahacs-on-a-gate errrrrrrday

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowandlight View Post
    sup myelinated, funny how the people you demoted me from FCing welps themselves on Nulli like its their job ( repeatedly ) then rage quits TEST.
    You wanna take another run at that sentence?

    Like you. Hows empire?
    Curse, now in empire apparently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowandlight View Post
    sup myelinated, funny how the people you demoted me from FCing welps themselves on Nulli like its their job ( repeatedly ) then rage quits TEST. Like you. Hows empire?
    I'm still in test fyi. Also, "I'm this good so I deserve this much power" worked well for tooducky, so I can understand the approach; you're a much better fc than him so it can only result in more power for you.

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    No idea who shadowandlight is but i just swept all negreps from the TESTies away with a single blast of my Repcannon

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    Also grabbing the most intelligent yes-men in test and putting them in your squad was a brilliant power play, you should give classes on ~politik~ like you do classes on good fc'ing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viribus View Post
    You wanna take another run at that sentence?



    Curse, now in empire apparently.
    Bro its so safe it may as well be, it's quiet as a tomb around here

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    Damn, and here I thought I could claim the title of worst FC posting in the TEST thread. Welp, time to go shoot myself.

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    Goddamnit I thought kugu was safe.

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    The post quick reply button is as strategically useful to shadowandlight as the warp to 0 command in game. He's really a master of the metagame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowandlight View Post
    sup myelinated, funny how the people you demoted me from FCing welps themselves on Nulli like its their job ( repeatedly ) then rage quits TEST. Like you. Hows empire?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boris View Post
    No, Hes Mad-irmilire.

    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9362822 (S&L frieghter loss in highsec)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Myelinated View Post
    No, Hes Mad-irmilire.

    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9362822 (S&L frieghter loss in highsec)
    I still :facepalm: everytime I look at that lossmail. Then I remember the ensuing drama that came from it, lol.

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    It's kind of sad when the guy who contracted SnL the officer mods apologized before SnL did (if he did at all, I can't remember). That and we were basically told "Too bad, shit happens."

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    Quote Originally Posted by WelpFleets View Post
    It's kind of sad when the guy who contracted SnL the officer mods apologized before SnL did (if he did at all, I can't remember). That and we were basically told "Too bad, shit happens."
    Not like that's happened before.

    Right?

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    shadowandlight is, I think, about to receive the biggest negrep in the history of kugutsumen.

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    It's okay guys, if WI. ever stops wanting any of you guys you'll still be blue. Just lose 4 carriers afk on a jump bridge, join TEST, and be too good of an asset to kick. No troll S&L I offered tomcat and raidek a tech moon to take you back and they refused. Not having you in an alliance is worth more than ~7b a month, how's that feel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by akatookey View Post
    It's okay guys, if WI. ever stops wanting any of you guys you'll still be blue. Just lose 4 carriers afk on a jump bridge, join TEST, and be too good of an asset to kick. No troll S&L I offered tomcat and raidek a tech moon to take you back and they refused. Not having you in an alliance is worth more than ~7b a month, how's that feel?
    No Country For Told Men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowandlight View Post
    sup myelinated, funny how the people you demoted me from FCing welps themselves on Nulli like its their job ( repeatedly ) then rage quits TEST. Like you. Hows empire?
    Please, your poasting is terrible, if your going to be so bad, just go back to wherever crappy forum you spawned from

    You were a shit poaster in WI. and you seem to have learned little in TEST

    Wait, someone just dealt with you.

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    What the real kicker here, is that Tewkz and I are both pretty awful at this game and both of us got promoted over SnL for our glorious military directorate.

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    I only shit on people in TEST. I rarely log in. It's even rarer that I lead a fleet. I still got promoted over him.

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    I think if rob3r had to choose between him and I over director he'd probably kill himself and name me director in his suicide note.

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    Oh man S&L is a font of faggotry and entertainment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr View Post

    Quote Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr View Post
    I think if rob3r had to choose between him and I over director he'd probably kill himself and name me director in his suicide note.


    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to DurrHurrDurr again.

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    You guys have got it all wrong. People aren't J4G, they're joining 4 drama. Who needs soap operas when you've got S&L (please, never stop welping)

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    S&L however saw how new TEST is and decided to J4P(ower). It failed. He got demoted by someone who had only been playing 6 months and still has yet to recover his reputation. Turns out being slightly better at eve than you are at personal relationships and posting (and being miserable at all 3) doesn't work well as a backbone to your personal eve strategy (see omfg, e115).

    Addendum (this might be better as a followup post but idgaf) : Seriously, a month before he got demoted he asked two or three separate military directors to promote him to alpha commander (which would have effectively given him the influence of a military director). Daddy said no, and mommy took a big shit down his throat. As a general rule, people desperate for power shouldn't be given it.

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    Additionally, power over a bunch of ADHD teenagers isn't really power at all. Better off joining some alliance full of "E-Honor" people who've been playing for 3 years but are still terrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elenor Pewpew View Post
    Additionally, power over a bunch of ADHD teenagers isn't really power at all. Better off joining some alliance full of "E-Honor" people who've been playing for 3 years but are still terrible.
    Majesta?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Some Market Dude View Post
    Majesta?
    PL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr View Post
    PL?
    You win, yours is better.

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    I could FC better then Shadowandlight while high and drunk. The guy is an A clas dumbass and will always be a bumbass, just cut your losses and kick him. Make it a condition to his corp for getting Leet banned and his wallet in the red. Just tell them they need to bring leets wallet back to the way it was before the reporting of a blue or they need to kicked shadowandlight.

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    Seriously, one of the only things bigger than Xystance is his smile, and you even managed to get our jolly Mexican ~furioso~.

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    Quote Originally Posted by akatookey View Post
    Seriously, one of the only things bigger than Xystance is his smile, and you even managed to get our jolly Mexican ~furioso~.
    I still don't understand 100% why he was so pissed, like I get how he felt about it but it was just me leaving the alliance I didn't rape his dog (yet).

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