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    Quote Originally Posted by MpozoY View Post
    wasn't Bum Nuggets one of the 4chan corp ceos
    white tree is a bit of a bum nugget tbh

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    Someone tell Matalok I still have access to the Logistics, HR, and Traning Command boards.

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    they will go away once your api lapses.

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    But my Alliance Discussion access already cut out. Wouldn't that suggest that it's already lapsed?

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    hmmm im not sure then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zodt View Post
    white tree is a bit of a bum nugget tbh
    That presumably explains why so many testies voted for him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malcanis View Post
    That presumably explains why so many testies voted for him?
    The Alternative was Xystance, so they were pretty much held at gun point to vote for white tree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Myelinated View Post
    The Alternative was Xystance, so they were pretty much held at gun point to vote for white tree.
    There was always the option to not vote at all. Its not like you guys are benefiting from this anyways
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    To be fair, Xystance would have fought like hell to get the [move] tag into the EVE-O forums, which would unironically lead to better posts in that cesspool of whinging and terrible posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grim View Post
    There was always the option to not vote at all. Its not like you guys are benefiting from this anyways
    No, Voting for xystance would've be like voting for Sarah Palin.

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    I know this thread is about TEST, but this happened basically in their living room. Anyone have a battle report?
    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=9734436

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    We've been clearing out several towers in NPC fountain. It looks like the NPC coalition (VLAST, DADDY, Ignore., etc.) took advantage of the timer. Tower came out in early EU. I don't know details beyond that because it was Noon on a workday in the states.
    I've noticed that there's a pretty big disconnect between the general consensus of kugu and what's actually happening. It seems enough people have said it in this thread that people are taking it as fact.

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    Also, please don't look at our cap fits. They are a BigDEAL
    I've noticed that there's a pretty big disconnect between the general consensus of kugu and what's actually happening. It seems enough people have said it in this thread that people are taking it as fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phey Onat View Post
    Also, please don't look at our cap fits. They are a BigDEAL
    Didn't need that siege module anyways

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    Nobody likes Godfathers. Not even themselves, apparently, if one is to judge by the sudden collapse of its members.

    Dotlan never lies.


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    I am almost certain that no one in TEST is going to make some angry thread about BDEAL having a dread without a siege module, but if it were our caps there would've been two threads and ylca would've made a brand new thread vaguely referencing the other two with denials that they had anything in common (other than timing) purely for more attention.

    Also, I was slightly more disappointed about the rails than the siege module missing tbh.

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    There would have been at least 8 pages of "stop making fun of this guy" cause lord knows we can't rag on someone for being bad at internet spaceships.

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    Dear TEST,


    Please stop sending your rejects to my corporation.

    With Love,

    Jirai Grepher

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jirai Grepher View Post
    Dear TEST,


    Please stop sending your rejects to my corporation.

    With Love,

    Jirai Grepher
    Only you can stop the spread of Eurasian Watermilfoil.

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    At this very moment, Dirk Action is flailing around trying to register for an account here and failing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jirai Grepher View Post
    Dear TEST,


    Please stop sending your rejects to my corporation.

    With Love,

    Jirai Grepher
    Where am I supposed to go when TEST fail cascades and/or rapture?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jirai Grepher View Post
    Dear TEST,


    Please stop sending your rejects to my corporation.

    With Love,

    Jirai Grepher
    This made me lol

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    When you get rejected by TEST, it's time to take a step back and really put yourself in review, both as an EvE player but also as a human being.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MtA View Post
    When you get rejected by TEST, it's time to take a step back and really put yourself in review, both as an EvE player but also as a human being.
    Most rejections are because you lack their desired quantity of liberal white guilt, and don't hate and punish yourself enough for being born white. it's almost as bad as punishing oneself from birth for being human.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Myelinated View Post
    Most rejections are because you lack their desired quantity of liberal white guilt, and don't hate and punish yourself enough for being born white. it's almost as bad as punishing oneself from birth for being human.
    Original sin got me in!

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    Oh man, they're gonna let me lead fleets again.

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    Ok, I'm yawning here... what's going on in my alliance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiggerDangDude View Post
    "We're going to Curs...no wait we're going to VF...no wait we're going back to Foun...nope back to VF...wait sorry... Fou...SON OF A BITCH GET BACK TO VFK"
    Just putting it out there, my opinion was to stay in DKUK.

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    Glad that Lacco drama blew over...

    http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_r...&kll_id=126077

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    Based on that BR is there anything Xystance can't shitfit? I'm talking about the Rook he flew (and lost) there. Unbonsued launchers (even T1), AB only in 0.0, Totally missed the Point of the ship by raping the mids with insane amounts of tank.

    There have to be a ton of other ships one could use as a FC boat (hoping thats why it's fit that way).

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    A couple jumps over this happened.
    http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_r...&kll_id=126085

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loading View Post
    Based on that BR is there anything Xystance can't shitfit? I'm talking about the Rook he flew (and lost) there. Unbonsued launchers (even T1), AB only in 0.0, Totally missed the Point of the ship by raping the mids with insane amounts of tank.
    No kidding, holy shitfit Batman. Apparently you can never have too many EM resist mods.

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    LOL BUT DON'T U GUIZE GET IT XYSTANCE IS BAD AT EVE AND BAD AT POSTING LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THAT IS THE JOKE DURP DURP

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiggerDangDude View Post
    LOL BUT DON'T U GUIZE GET IT XYSTANCE IS BAD AT EVE AND BAD AT POSTING LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THAT IS THE JOKE DURP DURP
    Xystance's terrible posting is no joking matter. Just like 9/11, the Holocaust and the Jolly Rancher story.

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    Regarding that Rook fit, I'd like to respond.

    1) I had nothing left to FC in.
    I had to FC on a moment's notice a few days ago and had nothing so I filled up a rook with tank and went with it. I am not proud of it. I took it out today during a "OHGOD LACCO NEEDS HELP GOGOGOGO" and I took the only ship I had.

    I'm fucking spacepoor right now and had about 100mil left, I had no time to buy and fit up a new ship.

    2) That Rook was actually fit well with those two EM resists... when it was being used for ECM.

    that's really it. I lost three ships in that fight and it was worth it, even if I did lose a comedy Rook fit.


    It is what it is vOv

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xystance View Post
    Regarding that Rook fit, I'd like to respond.

    1) I had nothing left to FC in.
    I had to FC on a moment's notice a few days ago and had nothing so I filled up a rook with tank and went with it. I am not proud of it. I took it out today during a "OHGOD LACCO NEEDS HELP GOGOGOGO" and I took the only ship I had.

    I'm fucking spacepoor right now and had about 100mil left, I had no time to buy and fit up a new ship.

    2) That Rook was actually fit well with those two EM resists... when it was being used for ECM.

    that's really it. I lost three ships in that fight and it was worth it, even if I did lose a comedy Rook fit.


    It is what it is vOv
    I mean I see your point and all and it kinda makes sense considering the situation you were in but theres one really glaring mistake. Dat afterburner. You probably would have gotten away with it had you fit a MWD instead. Those BS are faster than you are so if you make a mistake and warp in too close

    Honestly you'd have been better off just grabbing a rifter or something because then you could keep out of range of the enemy and still see what is going on.

    Rook == ECM == Primary.
    No tank is going to hold you with only 2 logi in gang
    10mn AB on an unbonused cruiser means 500m/s at best == LOL triple plated abaddons can outrun you.
    Also your triple LSE means you have a gigantic sig radius which means trying to sig-tank with an AB is useless.
    Lastly because of stacking penalties you probably should have just fit field extender rigs instead of EM rigs and add like 50% buffer. Those 2 EM rigs add like 2% extra resists, which is very little in the scheme of things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Cheeto View Post
    Someone tell Matalok I still have access to the Logistics, HR, and Traning Command boards.
    Those are groups unrelated to your API so they remain until someone actually removes you

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    100 mil is more than enough to get yourself a FCing megatanked drake hth.

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    I think this is the most accurate summary of how Dreddit/TEST works I have ever seen:



    Credit to areReady on evedreddit.

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    Bad posting tore through TEST today like a tornado through Missouri.

    In a discussion about jump bridge changes ShadowandLight gave feedback concerning a couple of systems and how it would impact PVP. He was rebuked as other considerations took precedence. He disagreed. Shitstorm ensued.

    Mr.CaptAwsm summarized it nicely.

    [16:02:00] <MrCaptAwsm [X.I.X]> iniquita goes "feedback welcome"
    [16:02:06] <MrCaptAwsm [X.I.X]> SNL: "stupid uniformed opinions"
    [16:02:11] <MrCaptAwsm [X.I.X]> iniquita: "no, i won't do this, and here is why"
    [16:02:16] <MrCaptAwsm [X.I.X]> SNL: "but but but but but waaaaaah"
    [16:02:26] <MrCaptAwsm [X.I.X]> zulus: "stfu already, iniquita said no"
    [16:02:29] <squiggly12> ^
    [16:02:38] <MrCaptAwsm [X.I.X]> SNL "waaaah waaah mods shitposting blah test is broken woe is me"
    [16:02:42] <MrCaptAwsm [X.I.X]> is the tl;dr

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    ShadowandLight constantly harps that I and Durr are big mean stinky butts who are loud and scare people away.

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    Is he actually wrong about that?

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    Acstar once accused me of being a Pandemic Legion spai due to my affinity for the Carl Gustav in Bad Company Two. While my welping of two Drakes to Serptenis Havens, attending Chicago meetups, and activity on the fourms and Jabber may make you think otherwise, I have been forming dangerous thoughts and opinions since my acceptance in April.

    Here are the fruits of my labor.

    How to Destroy Test Alliance Please Ignore

    To destroy Test Alliance from the outside through military action is folly. With their allies in the Dekelin Coalition, Elite PVP Alpha Fleet Doctrine, and Rifter blobs that would blot out the sun attacking them head on would be incredibly costly. It would also unite the warring factions withing the alliance in common cause making conquest that much more difficult.

    To destroy it from within is much easier.

    Test Alliance like all Eve alliances is composed to two main factions, :bitter: vets and pubbie scum. If one is able to turn these two groups against each other they will start devouring each other in a never ending spiral of drama and sperg. The only hurdle is how.

    The first thing you need is a thread of legitimacy. The easiest way in Test to do this is to form a squad. Whether or not it is composed of like minded individuals is inconsequential. A uniting purpose to bind its members together helps. This can be Elite PVP or some reference to pop culture you can theme your members around. You just need a group you can presume to speak for.

    Once you have this you need to rile the :bitter: vets. There are multiple ways to do this. You can lobby for leadership positions and then fail utterly to undermine leader's authority. You can embrace the spirit of bad posting and literally shit drama and sperg. You can become such a thorn in the side of leadership that they burn out on the game and win at Eve. You can even go so far as to welp massive amounts of in game assets. A mixture of these methods is best. The vets are sure to catch onto your incompetence and use you as a lightning rod for their bitter.

    After you've gained enough wrath you need to turn this :bitter: onto the pubbies. This is where your squad comes in. Say you speak for a silent majority. Spread rumors, lies, and general filth. Support other incompetents by telling them you agree with their message and to never stop posting. When a disagreement, minor or not, occurs blow it completely out of proportion. Whatever you can to turn them against each other. Then lament the fact that everyone has turned against you despite all you've done for them.

    The rest should take care of itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malcanis View Post
    Is he actually wrong about that?
    no, he's right about that, just that the people scared away are
    - few
    - shit
    THE GREATEST POSTER

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    credit to iniquita

    S&L stands for shadowandlight for those who might not be familiar with the test vernacular but with S&L's "antics"

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    Shadowandlight? More like shadowandshadow


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    Quote Originally Posted by BiggerDangDude View Post
    ShadowandLight constantly harps that I and Durr are big mean stinky butts who are loud and scare people away.
    p. much this, he formed his own squad for "mature people" after DurrHurrDurr and BDD trolled him into making a bunch of spergy rage posts.

    As you might imagine the actual mature posters saw what was going on and stayed out (fwiw I think NOS squad is reasonably mature)

    However the pubbies who get shat upon daily by BDD and the easily trolled who can't deal with DurrHurrDurr all joined Shadowandlight's squad in droves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll View Post


    credit to iniquita

    S&L stands for shadowandlight for those who might not be familiar with the test vernacular but with S&L's "antics"
    and now i noticed that he braces before the slap begins

    scene ruined
    THE GREATEST POSTER

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