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I am not a lawyer, therefore not inherently evil and a tool of the oligarchy* [CSM]

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    *I also know what oligarchy means which makes me super fucking clever.
    VOTING IS NOW UP!
    http://www.eveonline.com/council/voting/Vote.asp?c=394


    Vote WHITE TREE for CSM
    I have had the determination to stick with Gallente despite being objectively aware of the fact that I am flying Gallente. This is the sort of determination that you need from your chosen CSM candidate.

    I also have the coolest website that any CSM candidate has ever had. Ever. Period.

    Unlike every CSM candidate that precedes me I actually won't shut the fuck up about problems that I think plague the game. I'm also Irish and drunk as fuck which means that I'm generatically incapable of shutting up about this shit, I also may or may not pick fights with CCP staff while working alongside my fellow CSM candidates during the process.

    Here's some cool shit I hate and want to change.

    Armor Improvements.
    Hybrid Improvements.
    Skill Improvements.
    Caldari Improvements.
    Starbase Improvements.
    Balancing Improvements.
    New Player Improvements.

    In short, I want to unfuck this horrible game, how crazy, how unique and original, vote for me.

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    MITTENS

    GET THIS MAN A COLD HARD DOSE OF REALITY STAT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ape Fist View Post
    *I also know what oligarchy means which makes me super fucking clever.

    Vote WHITE TREE for CSM
    I have had the determination to stick with Gallente despite being objectively aware of the fact that I am flying Gallente. This is the sort of determination that you need from your chosen CSM candidate.

    I also have the coolest website that any CSM candidate has ever had. Ever. Period.

    Unlike every CSM candidate that precedes me I actually won't shut the fuck up about problems that I think plague the game. I'm also Irish and drunk as fuck which means that I'm generatically incapable of shutting up about this shit, I also may or may not pick fights with CCP staff while working alongside my fellow CSM candidates during the process.

    Here's some cool shit I hate and want to change.

    Armor Improvements.

    Hybrid Improvements.

    Skill Improvements.

    Caldari Improvements.

    Starbase Improvements.

    Balancing Improvements.

    :vinata: New Player Improvements.

    In short, I want to unfuck this horrible game, how crazy, how unique and original, vote for me.

    Vote for me. I love you. I want to touch you in ways that girl you fantasize about at the coffee shop just wont touch you because you're basically a monster. I want to get you laid. I want to do whatever it is you want me to do to insure make sure you vote for me and not someone else, or at least vote for me on one of your alts.
    No. Mittens is already running. Only one person from the DekCo botting empire is running for CSM. Sit the fuck down tia.
    [B]I PAID 25 EUROS FOR A SIG AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SHITTY TROLL ATTEMPT[/B]

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    I want to meet The Mittani irl so I can pretty much try to make out with him in front of his boyfriend and cause a lot of drama.

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    Meant respectively after looking over your changes and intentions all I am seeing is the "same old" since the beginning of the CSM and have the utmost confidence you will fail like everybody previous to you. Kudos for your intentions and though and good luck to you.

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    WOW! AM IMPRESSED!!! !!

    Excellent presentation.

    this thread is worth at least 5 psyducks.


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    at least 5 psyducks,

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    Quote Originally Posted by riverini View Post
    Seriously, why the fuck haven't you been banned yet? Your posts are excruciating. Seriously.
    [B]I PAID 25 EUROS FOR A SIG AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SHITTY TROLL ATTEMPT[/B]

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    All my 1's.

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    * kill yourself

    You have 517 Reputation point(s)

    Someone is rather mad.

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    Since when is armor-tanking inferior to shield-tanking?
    The only problem is the Drake, and 'alpha-fleets' are based on Maels, because the Tempest is not a viable sniper because of the horrible gimped pg.

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    Thread: I am not a lawyer,...
    * Kill yourself
    2011-02-25 09:38 PM
    Lordo

    You neg-repped me and told me to kill myself first, Lordo

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    Yes, by the premise of your terrible posting i was compelled to say so.

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    *Internet bullying - Do you know who your children are talking to ?*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lordo View Post
    Yes, by the premise of your terrible posting i was compelled to say so.
    Heh heh heh well maybe you should get out. Shut up you fidgeting nerd.

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    Let's kiss and make up now, lads.
    Twitter: @Vene_T - RIP Vile Rat.

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    Despite the obvious lying and hurfblurfing, he still seems more trustworthy than Mittens on account of not being a lawyer.

    The most important question remains though; what is your stance on JumpBridges?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Venetian Tar View Post
    Let's kiss and make up now, lads.
    :touchdicks:

    Seriously though WT, Lordo is right. Kill yourself and spare us the trouble.
    [B]I PAID 25 EUROS FOR A SIG AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SHITTY TROLL ATTEMPT[/B]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vonqueesha Shenaynay View Post
    :touchdicks:

    Seriously though WT, Lordo is right. Kill yourself and spare us the trouble.
    That's not very nice. He should at least hand his stuff out to you and I first.
    Twitter: @Vene_T - RIP Vile Rat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ape Fist View Post
    Heh heh heh well maybe you should get out. Shut up you fidgeting nerd.
    Somebody wants those votes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Venetian Tar View Post
    That's not very nice. He should at least hand his stuff out to you and I first.
    Very good point, sir.
    [B]I PAID 25 EUROS FOR A SIG AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SHITTY TROLL ATTEMPT[/B]

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    I'll still vote for White Tree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Caffeine View Post
    what is your stance on JumpBridges?
    Jump Bridges own the current CSM has some sort of viral braindeath.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ape Fist View Post
    Jump Bridges own the current CSM has some sort of viral braindeath.
    So going for the retarded teenager vote?

    This could end badly.

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    You're inside the system
    Mittens says fuck the system

    Mittens for mayor 2011! \o/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vonqueesha Shenaynay View Post
    Seriously, why the fuck haven't you been banned yet? Your posts are excruciating. Seriously.
    Irony

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    Sorry White Power I disagree with you on some fundamental issues so I'm afraid my vote will be placed elsewhere. I wish you all the best in your campaign

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    t-the kugutsument vote...

    But seriously The Mittani owns and I love his attitude he's probably going to get elected too. Looking forward to (potentially) working with him.

    Vile Rat also owns.

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    I don't see "I will nerf every supercap TO THE GROUND BABY" as the very first line on your web page therefore I must look elsewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ape Fist View Post
    t-the kugutsument vote...

    But seriously The Mittani owns and I love his attitude he's probably going to get elected too. Looking forward to (potentially) working with him.

    Vile Rat also owns.

    Don't orphan the balls

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    What is your opinion on friendship. Is it magic?
    ?"eve's a bad mmo, really bad, it's only saving grace is the people playing it, which i guess doesn't say great things about the people playing other MMOs"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dodgy Past View Post
    So going for the retarded teenager vote?

    This could end badly.
    The jump bridges are not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line you DO NOT-- also, Dude, retarded teenager is not the preferred nomenclature. "Laissez's Faire poster," please.

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    LF owns

    e: no it doesnt

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    didnt read, but is everyone that is running for CSM gonna make a goddam thread in here now?

    Because in that case i need to start working on mine right away

    Hi,This is being sent to all accepted applicants, so my apologies for the lack of a personal touch. Your application to run as a candidate in the election for the sixth Council of Stellar Management has been accepted, congratulations! To the three of you who filled the form out stating you are from Afghanistan, Iíve taken the liberty of updating the country section of the application for you. Iím fairly confident none of you actually were from Afghanistan, judging primarily from the complete lack of any Afghan passports. I also changed any names that were provided with either no capital letters or entirely in capital letters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grath View Post
    Hey Vily, did you tell goons about how you joined PL, then broke down crying when you found your whining and bitching smeared all over the forum porn section?
    THEN had the balls to demand it be taken down?
    THEN rage quit like the fucking fat little girl you are when it wasn't?

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    LF owns only when it ends up trolling vile rat in D&D and ending up in half a dozen bans

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    No mention of blaster tracking (protip: it's shit), no mention of supers, no mention of jump bridges - no thanks.

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    white tree is an irish faggot but i'm still voting for him

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    I voted for White Tree, even if he's bad at forum warrioring and politicking. He's actually p. awesome. If you want someone actually excited to play EVE, vote for White Tree.

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    Got my two votes.

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    I'm voting White Tree, because someone keeps sending out Jabber broadcasts to attempt me to get to do so.

    So, +2 for White Tree.

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