All I know is that having anal sex with a dead pig will produce riverinis
I fucked the kid in your sig before he was famous, just fyi
Just finished Dance with Dragons. At this point I'm just annoyed by all the character deaths.
Also, why is R'Hllor the only god worth anything? And the Many-Faced One, I guess, but religion is becoming an ever bigger part of the conflict, and only the Red God is able to do shit.
Why you always have to be such a angry abo, its not like you have to work
I am always angry because I only role play an abo, IRL I have to work and can't just drown my kids (or sorrows). I am taking out my rage on anonymous internet people because I cannot actually be who I want to be, ie., a drunk abo.
be all you can be (a drunk abo)
should we not see jojen reed and his sister before now? :3
All the wrong people are dying in this show
Have you not read the books? Ygritte kills Jon and Joffrey kills Sansa
I have got to say right now the one on one between Arya and Tywin is making the show better than the books. They didn't have these little discussions, and Arya was a cup-bearer to someone else (the Roose Bolton or some shit?)
yeah arya + tywin is p boss, but no way would tywin deal with that shit
INCIDENTALLY, I read a really, really fucked up potential theory about GoT
Jon Snow was never Ned Stark's son, he was Lyanna (his sister) and Rhaegar Targaryan's son - Ned would never bang some other bitch, rhaegar was in love with lyanna, and ned would take the son (and the blame) to stop robert from going full retard. It is still a crackpot theory, but it'd be p boss. The end of the last books kinda fuck it, but he would make 3~~~~
Jon remains a virgin and, on his 30th nameday, he becomes a sorcerer
later in the story it's explained that they make the deaths of their targets appear spontaneous (like a heart attack) or accidental (like a fall)
While in the show they're just another group of assassins that use ninja shit like poison darts. Fucking... yawn
After reading book five you really get a handle on what the faceless men are about, and you are completely spot on. They don't use ninja darts, or shouldn't, anyways.
The title of S2E10 owns
Episode #18: “The Prince of Winterfell”
Debut: SUNDAY, MAY 20
At Winterfell, Theon receives a visitor and holds down the fort. Arya calls in her final debt with Jaqen (Tom Wlaschiha) in a way that displeases him. Robb is betrayed. Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) and Varys (Conleth Hill) find common ground. Dany ignores Jorah's (Iain Glen) advice. Stannis (Stephen Dillane) and Davos (Liam Cunningham) approach their destination, and Davos is offered a reward. Written by David Benioff & D.B. Weiss; directed by Alan Taylor.
Episode #19: “Blackwater”
Debut: SUNDAY, MAY 27
Tyrion and the Lannisters fight for their lives as Stannis’ fleet assaults King’s Landing. Written by George R.R. Martin; directed by Neil Marshall.
Episode #20: “Valar Morghulis” (season finale)
Debut: SUNDAY, JUNE 3
As Theon (Alfie Allen) stirs his men to action, Luwin (Donald Sumpter) offers some final advice. Brienne (Gwendolyn Christie) silences Jaime; Arya (Maisie Williams) receives a gift from Jaqen (Tom Wlaschiha); Dany (Emilia Clarke) goes to a strange place; and Jon (Kit Harington) proves himself to Qhorin (Simon Armstrong). Written by David Benioff & D.B. Weiss; directed by Alan Taylor.
By the way watch the spoilers here, the a Dance with Dragons thread is for contemporary book discussion, and this thread is for series discussion (Viribus get out this is the best TV series in a long while even if certain changes to the plot have confused me a little). I haven't finished A Clash of Kings yet and anyone who spoils the rest of the books for me will be eaten alive
guess we have to wait a year to see ol Ygritte's landing strip
I was hoping for the last episode to be for the crows what ep19 was for King's Landing. It seems odd that fatty was far away when the event was set to begin. How is he going to bring obsidian back into fashion way out there?
i went with landing strip because it sorta rhymed with ygritte but carrot top works too.
back in the day we used to refer to jungle bush as "einstein" on occasion.
A true spearwife would shave her pubes with an arrow head
I'm pretty shocked the wildling women don't have beards, frankly.
That useless fat crow actually does something in the books?
Not if we all see a picture of the guy.
managed to get jon snow elected to lord commander of the night's watch