@ktouborg Why not make an account at http://www.kugutsumen.com and I will give you full forum access. We want you!
ktouborg Kristoffer Touborg
@xutech I'm not entirely sure that would work out well
CCP members don't normally reply to my tweets - we are an awkward bit of history, like the deformed child wrought from the union of two cousins.
However, I want peace between our houses - either we get someone from CCP here as a poster or we have an arranged marriage.
We have a dearth of virgins but many available marriageable candidates.
I want someone from CCP here. We all know Kristoffer, with his charming personality and Macaulay Culkin good looks.
Naturally, he must be worried about being teased as the new boy or that all the rumours are true and when we aren't skimming credit cards we're shipping hookers to Turkey.
If you would like to help my cause, why not send him a reassuring message on twitter that you would:
Like to see him here
That we aren't horrible
There are a lot of us and we take EVE fairly seriously. (it's not really true but it might convince him to hang out here as a public relations thingy).
That it is fairly unlikely that he will be robbed or sexually assaulted.
I don't want to hear about why this is a bad idea or that you know for a fact that he / CCP employees cannot join our forums - I want Mexicans, not Mexican'ts.