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  1. Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? HaydenJD's Avatar
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    When I was 13 I was busy with looking at porn, for you know...boobies.

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    Bbies
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  3. Did you ever in your puff see such a perfect perisher? Endie's Avatar
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    When I was 14 I persuaded a woman to phone me from the US and to send me naked pictures of her (she may have been slightly misled as to my age). This may be unremarkable these days but the pictures were scanned 150dpi polaroids because consumer digital cameras were undreamed-of and the chat servers were Compuserve because shit like MSN was still a decade away from their creation.

    Also I played rugby four times a week and rode a bike and did outside stuff huh kids these days I dunno...

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    That's actually damn impressive Endie.

    I grew up more recently but my parents didn't allow me to have a TV ever and (unrestricted) Internet waited till I was like 14ish, which I'm sure saved me a lot of embarrassment.

    Now I get to watch my 12 year old brother get caught with porn and having a "girlfriend" online.

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    Around the time I believe I was busy trying to become the best bora pilot in tachyon the fringe's online arenas.

    That and porn, and red alert.

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    When I was 13 I was getting lost hiking, and falling off horses, with masturbation bouts in between. With adulthood came hiding from the sun and anything outside-related, but hell I had a good teenage decade.
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    What about drinking Yerba Mate and tending cattle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Securitas View Post
    What about drinking Yerba Mate and tending cattle?
    Yerba Mate became a habit later in life, after my visit to my relatives in Argentina, so no, my teenage years where fueled by coffee and bad beer. The cattle tending was something I failed at horribly, so that wasn't a big part of my life either. I'm more a fisherman type of outdoorsman. Few things beat being in a boat all night, at 3000 mts above sea level, with nothing else but a bottle of booze and a fishing rod.
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    Since we've derailed into "When I was 13" territory, when I was 13 I learned how to shoot a gun, like all American boys do. We also fished, and did other things outside. The next year, though, we got broadband and I started running a Neverwinter Nights server. That was the beginning of the end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J'envie Smack View Post
    Since we've derailed into "When I was 13" territory, when I was 13 I learned how to shoot a gun, like all American boys do. We also fished, and did other things outside. The next year, though, we got broadband and I started running a Neverwinter Nights server. That was the beginning of the end.
    Does it really matter what we do? As long as we are enjoying ourselves, I say its a-ok.

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    Porn in my teens was a second hand coppie of razzle with half the pages stuck together hidden under the bed, every now and then some one at school would bring in one of those hard core continental mags and everyone would go wild.

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    I'm not that old (31), but hell when I was 13 the Internet was just a pipe dream. I remember my mum getting it for our house when I turned 15-16, and what with hormones etc I didnt see the light of day for a good six months (DESPITE the 56k download speeds meaning a 30 second, 10mb clip taking 30 minutes to download...). Warcraft II on Wireplay, followed by the first version of battle.net with Diable II etc. And so the terrible, terrible circleofnerdlife began.

    Prior to the great porn age, I used to play football (read: soccer) from 7am to 8pm every day during the summer. Now I find watching it on TV quite exhausting... /ah youth...


    Edit: how hard is it to spell "great"? really...

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    When I was 13 I was playing soccer and football. I enjoyed programming and drawing. I remember having slow-ass internet on my Macintosh IIVX with a 33k modem. I remember spending a lot of time on IRC.

    I'm pretty much the same today but I can't play sports anymore since I fucked up my knees in high school and got fat. Now I am a professional software engineer with faster internet and I've replaced IRC with jabber.

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    I'd be interested to see a highschool pic of you leetcheese

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    It's a trap
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    When I was 13 we actually had good fish in the local water, of which I caught many. Me and the neighborhood guys would box with 12oz gloves on the weekends. Got into a few BB gun fights and shot a lot of birds.

    The best memory was when my friend Jack and I went over to the house of a girl in the ninth grade. Amanda and Sarah, young sluts, had us come over to Sarah's house because her parents wouldn't be home. I bought my first condoms at age 13 for that day. Wow that was embarrassing. I contemplated stealing them for quite some time because I didn't think they would let me buy them. Any how Jack took Amanda into one room, Sarah and I were in another.

    I had just gotten Sarah's shirt and bra off(man that was hard, damn hooks!) when we heard a car door shut. Man, she had big nipples and nice tits! Sarah jumped up out bed after pushing me off of her and looked out the window. "Shit, my mom is here!"

    So, she ran into the other room to tell Jack and Amanda. In a panic Jack and I hid in Sarah's closet in our underwear. In came her mother and we could hear her talking to Sarah from her bedroom door. Her mother must have seen my clothes and shoes on the floor. Or maybe it was the condoms on the nightstand. Suddenly the closet doors swing open and there her mom found us sitting on the closet floor in our underwear.

    It took me three years to get laid after that day! Thanks a lot bitch!!

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    When I was thirteen, I was out with my friends playing Airsoft when I had free time. When I didn't have free time, I was slaving away under the strict regimen of competitive swimming. And when it was too cold to play outside, I invited friends over and we played Super Smash Bros. together.

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    When I was 13 I played with my penis a lot.

    I still do so I guess not much has changed.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stronke View Post
    When I was 13 I played with my penis a lot.

    I still do so I guess not much has changed.
    are you still 13

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marivauder View Post
    are you still 13
    14 by now.
    Monkeys killing monkeys killing monkeys over places of the ground.
    Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brothers down.

    The universe is hostile, so impersonal: Devour to survive - So it is, so it's always been!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malaclypse View Post
    14 by now.
    Fuck you eh, my balls dropped (at least I am serten one did) and I am 15 now.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

  22. Ask Me About My Flux Capacitor Fix Lag's Avatar
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    Are you Canadian, Stronke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fix Lag View Post
    Are you Canadian, Stronke?
    In that post I was.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iratus View Post
    This thread is depressing.

    And I live in a fucking third world country. I know depressing like a whore knows her warts.
    come on at least melbourne isnt that bad,..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Night View Post
    What prompted you to change your career to internet spaceships?
    his spacepilot licence buddy had to kill himself and be burned to ashes to cover up for the charade.
    -1 best friend, but the booze is so much better and you get all them chicks.

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    When I was thirteen I have no clue what the fuck I was doing. I've pretty much blocked out the 12 to 15 period.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Night View Post
    When I was thirteen I have no clue what the fuck I was doing. I've pretty much blocked out the 12 to 15 period.
    How the hell could you block out your Middle School or Junior High years? So many firsts!! It was also the same age I got into my first fight, which was the first time I broke something too. I punched that fucker so hard I broke my hand!! He fell and got back up all dazed, fight over. He had a bruise the size of my fist on his face the next day. It was great, except for the part where I was in the nurse's office crying because I broke my hand.

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    Ah, player generated content. Eve never ceases to entertain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjjggg50 View Post
    Does it really matter what we do? As long as we are enjoying ourselves, I say its a-ok.
    People are enjoying themselves.

    Remembering your youth when you get older can become a pleasureable past time. You'll see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somedude76 View Post
    How the hell could you block out your Middle School or Junior High years? So many firsts!!
    Probably has to do with moving from East to West coast and going to shitteseville Wangenheim Middle School for a year, or at least that's what I'm told happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjjggg50 View Post
    Does it really matter what we do? As long as we are enjoying ourselves, I say its a-ok.
    The question is, kid, wether or not you'll still enjoy doing this a few years from now.

    You probably think the answer is a resounding "yes", right now, but your future self is trying to punch you trough time as we speak.

    Also, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
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    When I was 13, I was in my basement, playing video games.
    When I was 14, I was in my basement, playing video games.
    When I was 15, I was in my basement, playing video games.

    Now I'm 21, living in a dorm, typing about how I play video games, as I play one.

    And the trend continues

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    You're not in a basement though! A definite improvement.

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    I even talk with girls now, so if there's hope for me, there's hope for anyone.

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    When I was 13 and a freshman in high school I was:

    - On the football team.
    - On the wrestling team
    - On the Math Team
    - On the Academic Bowl (Quiz Bowl) Team
    - On the Chess Team
    - Participated in the computer club
    - On the Debate team

    I however didn't have a girlfriend until my junior year

    Jafit: Managed to finish Xystence's terrible sig, I'm sorry in advance to everyone else on the forums.
    Cinomed Fostergut: I just had to say, Xystance has the baddest forum sig known to all of EVE, this is what happens when Insanity Wisdom and Talent meet and have a threesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somedude76 View Post
    How the hell could you block out your Middle School or Junior High years?
    I've forgotten most things that happened to me before I was 20 or so. It happens.
    ?"eve's a bad mmo, really bad, it's only saving grace is the people playing it, which i guess doesn't say great things about the people playing other MMOs"

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    was she a kickboxing model girlfriend with amazing powers of suction?

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    My god you were training from age 13 to be the delta force of swinger parties weren't you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Xystance View Post
    When I was 13 and a freshman in high school I was:

    - On the football team. (Organizing plays with groups of people)
    - On the wrestling team (For man handling people while on the ground)
    - On the Math Team ( For calculating the specifics like how much snacks you need to bring for the number of people involved)
    - On the Academic Bowl (Quiz Bowl) Team (For winning bar trivia)
    - On the Chess Team (For sticking one step ahead of your female opponents)
    - Participated in the computer club (For posting videos and pictures of the event)
    - On the Debate team (For picking up women and convincing people to join)

    I however didn't have a girlfriend until my junior year
    I can't remember too well what I was doing at age 13 but I think I was playing Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2.

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    When I was 13, I was out on my Blades/Skateboard a lot. I used to be quite athletic. I used to spend evenings playing on my Gameboy or with friends trading Yu gi oh cards.

    Now I play games all night/day and sleep sometimes.

    I don't miss those days.
    Twitter: @Vene_T - RIP Vile Rat.

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    I remember setting a lot of Stuff on fire

    Thinking back I'm surprised our house never burned down ...

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    I remember when I was like 8 I busted open rocks with a hammer to see if there were crystals inside. I had quite the geode collection.
    ?"eve's a bad mmo, really bad, it's only saving grace is the people playing it, which i guess doesn't say great things about the people playing other MMOs"

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    When i was 13 I saw a dead duder...

    20something years ago was a cold winter & the local fishing lake had frozen solid, I was there with some mates generally arsing about when somebody saw something under the ice. The bigger boys broke the ice & that's when I saw my 1st dead body. Turns out the dead dude went missing on NYE & must have decided to play on the ice before it was thick enough, he went through, we found him 2 weeks later.

    True story.

    Besides that I spent my time building dens & lighting fires on the local golf course, furiously masturbating & trying to talk to girls, occasionally all at the same time.
    Not bitter, just jaded...

  43. Did you ever in your puff see such a perfect perisher? Endie's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjjggg50 View Post
    Does it really matter what we do? As long as we are enjoying ourselves, I say its a-ok.
    Moral relativism might be ok for some but it's not for everyone.

    Anyway in a few years you're going to really regret the shit you've done in the past year. When we employ people we do checks to see if they are batshit crazy autists and you don't have to be digi to start turning up the evidence on your unfortunate life choices. This shit is going to follow you like a dead albatross.

    You're also really going to regret the shit you've not done, which this thread is rapidly turning into a warm-hearted glowfest about.

    What I am saying, in a completely notroll fashion, is that you should probably get help kicking your addiction. Though you won't realise that for a long time yet.

  44. Did you ever in your puff see such a perfect perisher? Endie's Avatar
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    Also, obsessing about a dude is totally gay. In case you've not worked out that facet of your personality, yet. Again, not an insult or a troll, just an observation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Endie View Post
    When I was 14 I persuaded a woman to phone me from the US and to send me naked pictures of her (she may have been slightly misled as to my age). This may be unremarkable these days but the pictures were scanned 150dpi polaroids because consumer digital cameras were undreamed-of and the chat servers were Compuserve because shit like MSN was still a decade away from their creation.

    Also I played rugby four times a week and rode a bike and did outside stuff huh kids these days I dunno...

    We're you at Eton?

  46. God is dead. They found his carcass in 2019.. Malcanis's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by domino View Post
    We're you at Eton?
    :weeps:

  47. "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
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    Ultima III on my Commodore 64. Wish I was kidding.

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    Dear Prencleeve, are there any plans to prevent Gene Parmesan from reforming the clusterfuck only minutes after their collapse?
    If so, will Michael Bolton be allowed to show his muscular body during the victory parade?
    I love parades.

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    Dear god, I go away for a few days and this happens.

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