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  1. Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night Themick's Avatar
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    Whomever Bort is is supposed to be kicked now.

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    I tried tackling a missioning Tempest.

    https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=878354&#post878354

    He asked me to post in COADOODAODCDOACDO so I did but so you fuckers don't have to go there, here is content.


    http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=381099
    [18:26:43] Xystance > I enjoyed that and I love you
    [18:27:00] Heaven Sender > did you ?
    [18:27:24] Heaven Sender > ok you can post on CAOD about it
    [18:27:35] Xystance > ok will do hang on

    It was an epic fight. I had a Republic Fleet Firetail and a Wolf and a warpin to a missioning Tempest.

    I warp in, scram and web the tempest, and NEUTS NEUTS GALORE, but I'm easily able to maintain a point.

    *flash* a surprise falcon warps in and jams me, welp it's time to :getout:

    I get the firetail out but the wolf is pointed. I get out to 33k, and ... i'm still pointed **** this tempest has a faction point he's likely overheating, nooooooooooooooooo

    Five minutes later after artillery and hammerheads not being able to track me, i go *pop*

    Jafit: Managed to finish Xystence's terrible sig, I'm sorry in advance to everyone else on the forums.
    Cinomed Fostergut: I just had to say, Xystance has the baddest forum sig known to all of EVE, this is what happens when Insanity Wisdom and Talent meet and have a threesome.

  3. Promiscuous Xystance's Avatar
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    Also Huh... apparently that was a wolf I fit a long time ago. oops.

    Jafit: Managed to finish Xystence's terrible sig, I'm sorry in advance to everyone else on the forums.
    Cinomed Fostergut: I just had to say, Xystance has the baddest forum sig known to all of EVE, this is what happens when Insanity Wisdom and Talent meet and have a threesome.

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    Goddamnit Xystance

  5. God is dead. They found his carcass in 2019.. Checkbox Poll's Avatar
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    some dude paid like a bil to turn my avatar on the test forum into a pony avatar

  6. Promiscuous Xystance's Avatar
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    What?

    Jafit: Managed to finish Xystence's terrible sig, I'm sorry in advance to everyone else on the forums.
    Cinomed Fostergut: I just had to say, Xystance has the baddest forum sig known to all of EVE, this is what happens when Insanity Wisdom and Talent meet and have a threesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll View Post
    some dude paid like a bil to turn my avatar on the test forum into a pony avatar
    Was probably pseudnoym.

  8. The Theory and Practice of Time Travel Kitty Vintner's Avatar
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    Stop ripping off TFR and start ripping off W&W so you lose some weight, nerds.

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    After a sudden spree of bad posting, I am being made to FC a FiM fleet in the near future. I'll never shit post again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanloch View Post
    Was probably pseudnoym.
    Wasn't me, but I will happily take the credit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doink9731 View Post
    I shit you not the first spin I got was Reset BDEAL.

    Edit: Bah fuck, should have realized this was old news by the time. Ignore me. TEST continue to enjoy blowing up ships and writing funny/interesting stories about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ps3ud0nym View Post
    Wasn't me, but I will happily take the credit.
    i think you mean ...... ~cREDDIT~ .........

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    oh my god romeo squad gave me a titan today
    [sigpic][/sigpic]

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    Time to start the betting pool on how long until you lose it.

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    Realistically speaking probably a couple of months
    [sigpic][/sigpic]

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    today we shat a big fat metal turd on godfathers and it was neat. even though it was mostly tower pew-pewing it was neat, and i learned that not all redditors are insufferable jelqing turdburglars

    i anxiously await the sit-down with a GM where i explain to him why i repeatedly called the godfags "turkish niggers" and told a pregnant woman i would fail cascade her fetus

    also have this entertaining gif

    Attachment 2612

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    I turned 18 2 days ago and no one gave me a fucking titan. Screw you guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by syndic thrass View Post
    I turned 18 2 days ago and no one gave me a fucking titan. Screw you guys.
    We have the same birthday. I'm not sure how I feel about this.

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    [/QUOTE]Gentlemen and Beffah/Miri, you will soon see two or three new alliances in Fountain. I expect them to start arriving in the next week.

    One is a rather large Russian alliance, another is http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Viking_Empire and the third is still in discussions.

    Will update you with a post that has more details about who/why/what when things have finalized.[/QUOTE]

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    Hey TEST, why is ESG attacking you? I thought you were allies? Why did ESG just kill 6bil of ships? I'm confused

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    Quote Originally Posted by niggernigger View Post
    Hey TEST, why is ESG attacking you? I thought you were allies? Why did ESG just kill 6bil of ships? I'm confused
    Because the fair tree of fountain must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of j4gs and people incapable of reading jabber pings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niggernigger View Post
    Hey TEST, why is ESG attacking you? I thought you were allies? Why did ESG just kill 6bil of ships? I'm confused
    Never not awox our TEST overlords. http://kb.gonnahate.org/?a=pilot_det...xt_id=91747160.

    Also, I wonder who the mystery Russians that are [s]replacing ESG[/s] coming to live in Fountain are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canned Yerins View Post
    Never not awox our TEST overlords. http://kb.gonnahate.org/?a=pilot_det...xt_id=91747160.

    Also, I wonder who the mystery Russians that are [s]replacing ESG[/s] coming to live in Fountain are.
    I think it will be public in the next couple of days. I'm honestly surprised it hasn't leaked yet, a lot of people know about it already.

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    In before -A-

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    Flying amarr feels so good as I rub x-instinct all over my tits and face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doink9731 View Post

    This could keep me busy for days! btw...Howdy

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    I will turn my avatar to anything for a couple bil, pm here

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    durrhurrdurr if you are reading this

    our rematch will happen, and i will force you to be e-honourable

    1v1 me at the sun again, fight to the death, no bitchmade RRs

    gonna dumpster you so hard you'll turn into a Moa

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    oho shit.... http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Sov_Delivery/alliances has join A.I.F. Prepare to get fucked out of your space.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by udsaxman View Post
    oho shit.... http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Sov_Delivery/alliances has join A.I.F. Prepare to get fucked out of your space.....
    They wouldn't happen to have any unused fountain space would they now? You seem a bit bitter.

  32. God is dead. They found his carcass in 2019.. Checkbox Poll's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by floyd View Post
    They wouldn't happen to have any unused fountain space would they now? You seem a bit bitter.
    he's hella bitter which is sad because he was a p chill dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by udsaxman View Post
    oho shit.... http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Sov_Delivery/alliances has join A.I.F. Prepare to get fucked out of your space.....

    Uhh, they're giving that back to us because they moved to Branch...

    Nice try though. Fuckin' dumpass.

  34. Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex Te Tumataunga's Avatar
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    I am a subversive dissident readonly'd from my motherland for holding opinions popular with the general membership but outlawed by leadership, AMA.

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    Why were you readonly'd?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanloch View Post
    Why were you readonly'd?
    Cause he posted like a fag and he's shit's all retarded.

    But really, it was the constant, well written, 10 paragraph, sperg posts that you could never quite tell if that was his own opinion or just inflammatory. The worst thing was not the post themselves but the 20 pages of mind-numbing stupid that followed from TEST members arguing about things they don't understand.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

  37. God is dead. They found his carcass in 2019.. Wusti's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by udsaxman View Post
    oho shit.... http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Sov_Delivery/alliances has join A.I.F. Prepare to get fucked out of your space.....
    Retard.

    If we have to get fucked out of our space - I couldn't think of anyone else I'd rather have do it to us.

    TEST gave us that space and to TEST it returns. They have AIF's gratitude for the time we spent in Fountain with them and it is with a tear in our eyes that we hand it back.

    TEST you guys rock.

  38. Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex Te Tumataunga's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanloch View Post
    Why were you readonly'd?
    I'm not exactly sure, no warnings or explanations were given. At a guess it'd be one of these posts:

    I think the leadership honestly has to have faith in the membership they lead. There's a time and place for being mysterious and distant and rubbishing rather than talking to concerns, but that isn't all the time. Even during my stint in the schoolyard no explanation was offered by shortbus for our ESG love beyond a Montolio post telling us that they are coolbros and must be loved unconditionally. Many TESTies are quite rightfully asking why, and all we get is 'because'.
    I would like to offer a vote of no confidence in leetcheese's leadership. Yet again he's proved to be completely at odds with the general consesus of alliance opinion and he should be removed from leadership. After all this is the man who thought that offlining ihubs was a solution to our participation problems, and who seems far more intent on impressing his kugu.com friends with his incredible bitter than he is working towards solutions which make the general membership happy.
    The decisions being made focus more the grand strategic metagame than the rank-and-file membership, and letting ESG shit all over our membership and justifying it with superserious diatribes on the importance of nurturing potential allies is a reflection of that shift in our leadership's philosophy and in my opinion is a very un-TESTlike thing to do.
    All of those were upvoted, so basically I was readonly'd for bravely telling it how it is and representing the common TESTie. Unfortunately Montolio disapproves of people sharing opinions. Maybe I should have kept with more leadership-friendly posts like "ylca is a nigger lol".

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    Your posting has been Adjusted

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    this thread has 1000% more autism than it needs to have

  41. The Idiot Bastard Son Kanloch's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Te Tumataunga View Post
    I'm not exactly sure, no warnings or explanations were given. At a guess it'd be one of these posts:

    All of those were upvoted, so basically I was readonly'd for bravely telling it how it is and representing the common TESTie. Unfortunately Montolio disapproves of people sharing opinions. Maybe I should have kept with more leadership-friendly posts like "ylca is a nigger lol".

    Oh god my sides.

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    why do you hate ESG so much

    why are your jimmies so rustled m8, u gonna awox us?

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    Quote Originally Posted by anzoxe View Post
    why do you hate ESG so much

    why are your jimmies so rustled m8, u gonna awox us?
    That would be ironic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanloch View Post
    That would be ironic.
    that was the point xd

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    Te Tumataunga is quite likely the most eloquent TEST poster and has been for a very long time.

    Yes, his relentless troll-by-controversy was a little tired to those of us who were used to it. But it still worked wonders every fucking time.

    Dude really is our Colbert and contributes to our culture through legitimately questioning its flaws and dogmatic elements.
    Basically leadership needs to man up and stop taking itself so seriously here.

    I am however, somewhat suspicious, that this is in-itself just a fucking troll.

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    I like Te Tumatauengaganga. I can't spell his name for shit.

    In all seriousness, he's always been among the best posters in TEST, and most of his trolls are actually thought provoking and properly argumented.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iratus View Post
    argumented.
    argued

    argument is a noun derived from the verb argue

    argumented, a verb derived from a noun derived from a verb, is redundant
    This post happily existed in all possible states before you observed it. Now it has collapsed into a single state.

    I hope you're satisfied, fuckwad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adri View Post
    argued

    argument is a noun derived from the verb argue

    argumented, a verb derived from a noun derived from a verb, is redundant
    Heh, thanks. I was thinking of "argumentados" wich means "with a backup of arguments" and was too lazy to check a proper translation.
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    UDSaxman needs to come back to this thread so I can shit on him for being an idiot again.

    Where did he go?

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    His posts always take the most extreme, controversial angle they can. That's not trolling. It's just being an annoying faggot.

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