Howdy, o' lovely folks of the Kugutsumen,I am Prencleeve Grothsmore, James Gibson, Lord Graphite - The Conqueror of Palestine. I am thrilled to have the opportunity to pitch my campaign to you lovely peoples. I have recently made an offer to Test Alliance: Please Ignore, demanding they terminate their alliance with the Goonswarm Federation; Test have 42 days to make a final decision which has been formally endorsed by their alliance leader - rejection of the offer will result in the collapse of their alliance. You are probably thinking, how in Heavens is this 13 year old boy going to bring down an alliance which houses thousands of not-so-honorable spacemen? Me and my intelligence teams have accumulated large networks of spies in Test Alliance, enough to break them morally and physically.... furthermore giving their enemies an opportunity to penetrate their systems. Throughout this campaign, I will be in close contact with all enemy alliances stated on this page: http://standings.pleaseignore.com/ I will make sure they are preparing for the rejection of this offer.
The above image is of the formal threat I made in the community in which Test formed upon, Reddit.com. Anyway, that's enough blabber about my offer, lets talk more about me and MY background.....I'm a 13 year old male, living in the South West of the United Kingdom. My age has brought controversy to this offer, however age is only a number, and I wish for the Clusterfuck to focus on my offers rather than myself. In my free time, I enjoy Tennis, Golf and Swimming and love singing on Youtube. I'm not some attention-whore looking to extend my electronic penis, my internet dealings are serious beans. I'm vilified among the Eve Online community for stalking Alexander Gianturco (The Mittani), and giving away his personal details on the Eve Online forums (The names and addresses of his parents, and the contact details for his former workplace). This quickly resulted in me being permanently banned from creating new Eve Online accounts - my hardware and network were quickly blacklisted from any sort of contact with the Eve Online servers. Although some of these Videos may seem comical, they are for a purpose: Gaining publicity which will contribute to throwing the Mittani off of his communist space throne.
I will be closely monitoring this thread and will be delighted to answer any constructive questions you have for me. Feel free to check out my blog too! http://www.thewarpbubble.com/
https://forums.eveonline.com/default...posts&m=965510 - Active thread on the official Eve forums regarding my activites.