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  1. I fight for the users Dysphonia's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by July View Post
    [spoiler=Worst Battle Report Ever]
    How to Hat Trick 360 No Scope Test

    1) Bridge in bombers to Fountain. 360 no scope their shit off 6vdt undock with bombers and a mix of cruisers.
    2) Go home to reship into nados, bridge out to Fountain. 360 no-scope their shit off 6vdt undock. Not enough time between dumpstering results in mixed battlereports. It still counts as two separate no scopes though.
    3) On the way home have the predictable "use the jumpbridge to get ahead of them" camp cut you off. Jump into them to give them a moment's elation with the belief you're going to welp into them, only to be 360 no scoped by a giant space penis.

    If you want bonus points tackle 4 supers and 2 carriers off your Titan's PoS using nothing but small anchorable bubbles, resulting in them having to broadcast a "HALP, FRIENDLY SUPERS TACKLED" summoning ~60-70 Test to come to the rescue. RIP hardener placed outside the PoS.
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/spoiler]
    Seriously though, today was the a load of fun. Test never disappoints. :3
    Oh no, there wasn't a friendly supers tackle broadcast. It was literally a "SUPERS TACKLED JOIN A FLEET" broadcast. I'm sure most of TEST doesn't even know they were friendly supers tackled, and not hostile ones. It was the worst fucking broadcast known to man.

    Mad props for tackling them with small bubbles though, thats fucking fantastic.

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    Alls I knows is if I were fcing supers I wouldn't get us trapped in a pool of small bubbles
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  3. "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." wheniaminspaaaaaaaaaaace's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dysphonia View Post
    Oh no, there wasn't a friendly supers tackle broadcast. It was literally a "SUPERS TACKLED JOIN A FLEET" broadcast. I'm sure most of TEST doesn't even know they were friendly supers tackled, and not hostile ones. It was the worst fucking broadcast known to man.

    Mad props for tackling them with small bubbles though, thats fucking fantastic.
    was pretty amusing to see wrecking shots drop their supers to save their 'pls doomsday me' archon, only to have them tackled by ghetto-ass sabres on a hostile dickstar

    starting to wonder if the misleading broadcasts are intentional

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    It is an honourre to be in an alliance with such ballers.

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    check em

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    Ding dong Broski's dead, and so's this thread, and so's this thread,
    Ding dong Broski Broski's deaaaad!
    E.S. oh E.S.G. never meant to be, meant so much to me,
    Ding dong Broski Broski's deaaaad!

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    Quote Originally Posted by White Tree View Post
    Ding dong Broski's dead, and so's this thread, and so's this thread,
    Ding dong Broski Broski's deaaaad!
    E.S. oh E.S.G. never meant to be, meant so much to me,
    Ding dong Broski Broski's deaaaad!
    I was gonna lead your alliance, but then I got high.
    I was gonna get sov and corps, but then I got high.
    I left Boltzman in charge and now it died, and I know why! (Why Man?!)
    Because I got high, cause I got high~

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    [spoiler='Lord Of the Buttes']It began with the forging of the Great Shares.
    Three were given to the Directors; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.
    Seven, to Paragon, great miners and craftsmen of the R3W halls.
    And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Bros, who above all else desire power.
    For within these shares was bound the strength and the will to govern over each corporation.
    But they were all of them deceived, for a new share was made. In the land of Wyvern, in the fires of BYXF, the Dark Lord Kurth Ren forged in secret, a master share, to control all others. And into this share he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One share to rule them all.

    One by one, the free corporations of Fountain fell to the power of the Share.

    But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of men and finns marched against the armies of Elite Space Guild, and on the very slopes of BYXF, they fought for the freedom of Fountain.
    Victory was near, but the power of the share could not be undone.

    It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that St Boltzmann, son of some lumberjack, took up his father's ticker.
    And Kurth Ren, enemy of the free peoples of Fountain, was defeated.

    The Share passed to St Boltzmann, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever, but the hearts of men are easily corrupted. And the share of power has a will of its own.
    It betrayed St Boltzmann, to his death.
    And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand days, the share passed out of all knowledge.

    Until, when chance came, the share ensnared another bearer. The share came to the creature Myelinated, who took it deep into the tunnels under the 6VDT Station, and there it consumed him. The share gave to Myelinated unnatural long life. For five hundred minutes it poisoned his mind; and in the gloom of Myelinated's cave, it waited.

    Darkness crept back into the forests of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the West, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Share of Power perceived. Its time had now come.

    It abandoned Myelinated. But then something happened that the Share did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable. A pubbie, Richter Enderas, of the Shitpile. For the time will soon come when pubbies will shape the fortunes of all...[/spoiler]

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  10. King Dong Richter Belmont's Avatar
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    wouldn't a more apt title be "lord of the spaghetti"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richter Belmont View Post
    wouldn't a more apt title be "lord of the spaghetti"
    No, stick to shit posting.

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    i have been branded

    get it while its hot B)))

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    The new hit musical The Boltzmann Experience is coming to a theatre of war near you.

    Featuring such favourites as:

    "Uuuuh"

    "Warp The Fleet To The Gate At Zero"

    "Boltzmann's Lament"

    "Probe Down That Thrasher So That We May Bomb Him"

    "Not Goin' Down With The Ship!"

    "Kurth Ren, We Need Your Leadership!"

    "Enter The Weedlord"


    Order your tickets now at theboltz.org and get a free t1 frigate!

  14. God is dead. They found his carcass in 2019.. Checkbox Poll's Avatar
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    buttzman i miss you why did you have to do this m8

  15. Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night Viribus's Avatar
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    leetchess u r always welcom on pizza comms if u want 2 chill

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    Quote Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll View Post
    buttzman i miss you why did you have to do this m8
    light the cyno and fly off into the sunset

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanloch View Post
    The new hit musical The Boltzmann Experience is coming to a theatre of war near you.

    Featuring such favourites as:

    "Uuuuh"

    "Warp The Fleet To The Gate At Zero"

    "Boltzmann's Lament"

    "Probe Down That Thrasher So That We May Bomb Him"

    "Not Goin' Down With The Ship!"

    "Kurth Ren, We Need Your Leadership!"

    "Enter The Weedlord"


    Order your tickets now at theboltz.org and get a free t1 frigate!

    Can I just say that ever since Broski collapsed and died, the quality of posts in this thread have risen dramatically.

    Now to be fair its an improvement on shit, But its still an improvement.

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    never left


    ~keep livin the dream~

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    byxf leetcheese appreciation station

    i have all of ur sov m8s

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    It's the end of an era.

    [spoiler=Welp]
    [/spoiler]
    [URL="http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12609601"][ 2012.03.02 08:32:51 ] Kurth Ren > whereas love squad avoids any engagement that is not a onesided curbstomp[/URL]
    [URL="http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=11888507"][ 2012.03.02 08:34:08 ] Kurth Ren > but you are literally arguing with the inventor of broski, you aren't going to win a debate about broski history with me[/URL]
    [URL="http://unidan.net/killboard/?a=kill_related&kll_id=1876"][ 2012.03.02 08:40:48 ] Kurth Ren > it's filled with bitter faggots who would rather be slaves to finns and run at the first sign of a fight then go on ops[/URL]

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    It doesn't make you any more relevant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr View Post
    It doesn't make you any more relevant.
    I don't want to be relevant because I hate fun.

    Edit: I miss playing Dungeon Defenders with you.
    [URL="http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12609601"][ 2012.03.02 08:32:51 ] Kurth Ren > whereas love squad avoids any engagement that is not a onesided curbstomp[/URL]
    [URL="http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=11888507"][ 2012.03.02 08:34:08 ] Kurth Ren > but you are literally arguing with the inventor of broski, you aren't going to win a debate about broski history with me[/URL]
    [URL="http://unidan.net/killboard/?a=kill_related&kll_id=1876"][ 2012.03.02 08:40:48 ] Kurth Ren > it's filled with bitter faggots who would rather be slaves to finns and run at the first sign of a fight then go on ops[/URL]

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    You seem lost, this is killboardDOTlovesquadDOTCOM not forum.pleaseignore.com

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    LEADERSHIP OF THE BOLTZMANN EXPERIENCE REMAINS STRONG.
    Because The Boltzmann Experience is more than a single man. It's an idea.

    Live Strong.
    Live Fast.
    Live Boltzmann.

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    This is the way the broski dies
    This is the way the
    broski dies
    This is the way the broski dies
    Not with a bang but a whimper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr View Post
    It doesn't make you any more relevant.
    Come on DHD, we both know you're perfectly capable of intelligent conversation and decent posting, why do you persist in repeating this awful forced meme?

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    u mad? xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by July View Post
    It's the end of an era.

    [spoiler=Welp]
    [/spoiler]
    Fucking Boltsman tearing this alliance apart with his deferential, apologetic Canadian leadership and his "surry" laden backseat FC'ing...

    I liked him better as the good guy I loved to hate because he was too fucking nice.

    (I do realize this is a weed fueled troll. Just sayin' is all.)
    Jeff Raider > oh i think you'll find the opposite to be true my friend i am among kugus best posters are you are among the worst as evidenced by our reputations on this site

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    I just realised there's a correlation between lack of playing eve and TBE joining pizza.

    What will we do now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanloch View Post
    I just realised there's a correlation between lack of playing eve and TBE joining pizza.

    What will we do now?
    It's simple, we must kill the Boltzmann.

    Wait... never mind, let's just carry on playing Supreme Commander and maybe do some CTAs or something.

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    Sure feels hella broski in here now.


    Also Lucia you are contractually obliged to write a long post about taking over love squad as you are our new CEO.

    A State of the Squad, if you will.

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    im sorry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanloch View Post
    I just realised there's a correlation between lack of playing eve and TBE joining pizza.

    What will we do now?
    The reality is that death himself walks among the souls of Broski. We are all damned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White Tree View Post
    The reality is that death himself walks among the souls of Broski. We are all damned.
    Part of the shit, part of the crew?



    Also goddamn white tree stop right aligning that sig, it looks weird as fuck.

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    only the dead shall know peace from this dead

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    anzoxe come back m8

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanloch View Post
    Part of the shit, part of the crew?



    Also goddamn white tree stop right aligning that sig, it looks weird as fuck.
    sometimes art has to challenge the mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll View Post
    anzoxe come back m8
    i am in jabber 24/7

    apparently zulu is opsec though so my time may be limited

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    zulu is so opsec we have jeff / grath / centra in channel most of the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll View Post
    zulu is so opsec we have jeff / grath / centra in channel most of the day.
    idk apparently dirk and myelinated think it's opsec so w/e xd

    obv i don't have elite honeybadger high command clearance 1.5

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    look broski, it's you, it's fucking you http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman

  43. Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night Viribus's Avatar
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    zero had zulu access until the brosko auth went down without a backup. Velyks defended this by saying it "got rid of the spies" without a hint of irony.

    Hey leet I'll give you Bear Force One shares for zulusquad access.

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    Everyone is welcome in Zulu.

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    Haha wow is this usually how bitter and faggy zulu jabber is?

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    oh well it was nice while it lasted

    i should have known better

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiggerDangDude View Post
    Everyone is welcome in Zulu.
    Quote Originally Posted by zodt View Post
    oh well it was nice while it lasted

    i should have known better

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    Oh, look. It's Myelinated "playing Eve" from his android phone again.
    [URL="http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12609601"][ 2012.03.02 08:32:51 ] Kurth Ren > whereas love squad avoids any engagement that is not a onesided curbstomp[/URL]
    [URL="http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=11888507"][ 2012.03.02 08:34:08 ] Kurth Ren > but you are literally arguing with the inventor of broski, you aren't going to win a debate about broski history with me[/URL]
    [URL="http://unidan.net/killboard/?a=kill_related&kll_id=1876"][ 2012.03.02 08:40:48 ] Kurth Ren > it's filled with bitter faggots who would rather be slaves to finns and run at the first sign of a fight then go on ops[/URL]

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    I used to think zulu is where the 'cool' people were.

    Then I saw that, and richter enderas in their jabber channel.

    Now I see it is just another spergy shitposting outlet for dumb redditors and their brown nosers

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    Those logs couldn't be gayer if it were Securitas just linking pictures of his boyfriend over and over

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