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Kristoffer? in our Kugu?

  1. Tū-whakaheke-tangata xutech's Avatar
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    @ktouborg Why not make an account at http://www.kugutsumen.com and I will give you full forum access. We want you!


    ktouborg Kristoffer Touborg
    @xutech I'm not entirely sure that would work out well

    CCP members don't normally reply to my tweets - we are an awkward bit of history, like the deformed child wrought from the union of two cousins.


    However, I want peace between our houses - either we get someone from CCP here as a poster or we have an arranged marriage.

    We have a dearth of virgins but many available marriageable candidates.


    NONETHELESS


    I want someone from CCP here. We all know Kristoffer, with his charming personality and Macaulay Culkin good looks.

    Attachment 2656


    Naturally, he must be worried about being teased as the new boy or that all the rumours are true and when we aren't skimming credit cards we're shipping hookers to Turkey.


    If you would like to help my cause, why not send him a reassuring message on twitter that you would:


    Like to see him here

    That we aren't horrible

    There are a lot of us and we take EVE fairly seriously. (it's not really true but it might convince him to hang out here as a public relations thingy).

    That it is fairly unlikely that he will be robbed or sexually assaulted.


    I don't want to hear about why this is a bad idea or that you know for a fact that he / CCP employees cannot join our forums - I want Mexicans, not Mexican'ts.


    love,
    xutech
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    Gotta sting some having to ask permission from DariusJOHNSON every time you want to do something fun

    Edit: I don't have a twitter account because I'm an adult human being with thoughts. (Stephen Fry is exempt and is always allowed to do everything)

    Anyway I hope this is stage two of the shame-game to get CCP to unfuck their attitude towards kugu, cause that I fully support.

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    @xutech Phhf, so following you on Twitter now.

    Already was following Ktouberg, surely now he'll be forced to join!

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    Although I cant guaranty that I wont sexually assault Mr.Stoffer. Having him here would fucking own, so this thread gets mah approval.

  5. Tū-whakaheke-tangata xutech's Avatar
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    Send more tweets - I'm not above using one of you as a "honey trap".
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Don't got twitter because I don't feel the need to share every brain fart I have with the world, but I am all for having CCP representatives here.

    And I am sure he won't get trolled..

    ..to much
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    This whole idea sounds like it would put CCP dangerously close to being in touch with people that actually know about the game.

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    Scary isn't it Grath.

    Say, if a CCP member would start posting on Kugutsumen, will they finely remove "kugutsumen" from the word filter?
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    I don't think anyone at CCP is really dumb enough to think that everyone here spends their time hatching evil schemes to steal people's login details to an internet spaceship game; the only reason they disavow the site is because of the same dumb Icelandic stubbornness that made people like Zulu think that $1000 designer jeans was an entirely appropriate analogy to placate the seething masses during Incarnagate.

    I suspect that what you would need to try do is approach the person rather than the CCP employee. How would do that, I have no idea. In any case, I doubt you will ever get anyone posting here under a CCP moniker.

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    In case anyone is in the dark as to who this man is, it is CCP Soundwave, Lead Game Designer (I think) over at CCP Games.

    His twitter is at https://twitter.com/#!/ktouborg so if you're one of those strange people like me that uses twitter feel free to shit it up.

    You could optionally sign up to twitter and use #tweetfleet in all of your tweets to present an informed opinion to the eve-pilots-tweeting community.
    [sigpic][/sigpic]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grath View Post
    This whole idea sounds like it would put CCP dangerously close to being in touch with people that actually know about the game.
    the people that post about the game on this website are fucking clueless, hth

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    Quote Originally Posted by penifSMASH View Post
    the people that post about the game are fucking clueless, hth
    Quote Originally Posted by penifSMASH View Post
    the people that post are fucking clueless, hth
    Quote Originally Posted by penifSMASH View Post
    the people are fucking clueless, hth
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    hth

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    I'm sure some CCP devs (if not the higher ups) already browse kugu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xutech View Post

    Like to see him here


    That we aren't horrible

    There are a lot of us and we take EVE fairly seriously. (it's not really true but it might convince him to hang out here as a public relations thingy).

    That it is fairly unlikely that he will be robbed or sexually assaulted.
    He surely does not understand the values we adhere to?

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    wait you're not actually in waffles are you
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Sorry to disappoint mate, as of yesterday I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xutech View Post
    I want someone from CCP here. We all know Kristoffer, with his charming personality and Macaulay Culkin good looks.

    Attachment 2656
    By the time Kugu is done with him, he will look like this.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin View Post
    Sorry to disappoint mate, as of yesterday I am.
    i am not disappoint :3
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin View Post
    Sorry to disappoint mate, as of yesterday I am.
    So who are you in EVE then? Spill the beans, the suspense is literally killing me.


    P.S. by "literally" I mean "figuratively"
    P.P.S. by "figuratively" I mean "not even in the slightest"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jovan Geldon View Post
    So who are you in EVE then? Spill the beans, the suspense is literally killing me.


    P.S. by "literally" I mean "figuratively"
    P.P.S. by "figuratively" I mean "not even in the slightest"
    Why let him spoil your fun roleplaying an internet detective? The clues we have are ex-MM and ex-WN membership, so just browse the pl application forums for whoever with such an employment history that got told to join waffles first.
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    Straight app to waffles Come at me bro

    And my I just add, I only just scraped in with the help of a bro recruiter.

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    waffles is the best way into PL, otherwise you have to admit you slurped a vouched out of some shitfag's cock
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    Hasn't stoffer had an account here way back? I seem to remember him from around here as well.
    (2:53:37 PM) rawr-fusen-im-down: you just awakened the goon dragon

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeffraider View Post
    waffles is the best way into PL, otherwise you have to admit you slurped a vouched out of some shitfag's cock
    slurping a shitfags cock is the best way to get in PL via waffles too.

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    Attachment 2662

    This Kristofferson?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sola Sola View Post
    Attachment 2662

    This Kristofferson?
    Yes, just ignore the whore begging for his attention.

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    I unleashed the dual wiles of logic and money on him. Hope that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agathor View Post
    Yes, just ignore the [s]whore[/s] nose begging for his attention.
    fyp
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    Quote Originally Posted by Malaclypse View Post
    fyp
    Barbara could be CCP Sreegs in that pic. Seeking shelter in Stoffers arms after a hard days work on the eve forums.

    ~CCP Streisand~ heh

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    AFAIK, CCP has k.com blocked at their offices (at least, thats how it was a year or two ago). Sreegs also has certain people banned from their offices, i.e. the physical location, like Tyrrax.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinoyzzz View Post
    Sreegs also has certain people banned from their offices, i.e. the physical location, like Tyrrax.
    lmao

    agathor you need to get yourself on the CCP persona non grata list asap

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinoyzzz View Post
    AFAIK, CCP has k.com blocked at their offices
    I'm really sorry for my contentless post but


    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah~


    ~~~~GIMMIE +REP+ GIMMIE~~~~

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinoyzzz View Post
    AFAIK, CCP has k.com blocked at their offices (at least, thats how it was a year or two ago). Sreegs also has certain people banned from their offices, i.e. the physical location, like Tyrrax.
    Bolded the funny part

    and why the hell is Tyrrax banned from CCP HQ?

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    So what you're saying is that the CCP offices are basically Iceland's version of Little China?

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    This makes kugu shirts at fanfest not only a fashionable statement on censorship but an actual god damn act of political dissent. I bet Sreegs was cheering for the TANKS at Tienanmen square.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmychrist View Post
    This makes kugu shirts at fanfest not only a fashionable statement on censorship but an actual god damn act of political dissent. I bet Sreegs was cheering for the TANKS at Tienanmen square.
    Okay, it can't be passed up now. If I ever go to a fanfest I shall definitely have some Kugu shirts made. I've never been thrown off Corporate premises in Iceland before!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Peyote View Post
    Okay, it can't be passed up now. If I ever go to a fanfest I shall definitely have some Kugu shirts made. I've never been thrown off Corporate premises in Iceland before!
    A shirt with the Kugutsumen logo with a italic catchphrase at the bottom saying "T20 ain't got shit on me"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marivauder View Post
    A shirt with the Kugutsumen logo with a italic catchphrase at the bottom saying "T20 ain't got shit on me"
    I prefer this

    Quote Originally Posted by jimmychrist View Post
    You guys need to print t-shirts for fanfest.

    ********** on the front.

    KUGUTSUMEN on the back.

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    it's an outdated and foolish mentality on their part. If there ever was a time for CCP not to come to the site and read what people are saying in an open forum that they do not control... coming to this site is the only (somewhat loosely) eve-related site read which makes me actually miss eve and consider subbing up again (don't worry I'm sure there is enough terrible without me and I'm too busy anyway.) There was a time way back when they might have been able to justify censoring kugu, but that's far far gone now and they need to really do everything in their power to listen to their users, or else it's going to be team fabulous all over again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Peyote View Post
    Bolded the funny part

    and why the hell is Tyrrax banned from CCP HQ?
    darius is a babby
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    You wore a t-shirt with the word "Wasabi" on it didn't you

    Edit: oh look this thread is old

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    can't do this.
    I'm not so pro-Soundwave as many others.

    I'd poke most other CCP employees though.

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    Please do.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    I had a little chat with Stoffer at the fanfest. I caught him sitting alone on the Saturday night with a few devs and gms sitting in the next sofa.

    He is a smart man, he pretended he had never heard of Kugu. He knows that the walls have ears.

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    as if not enough CCP was posting here already...

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    Quote Originally Posted by raw View Post
    as if not enough CCP was posting here already...

    Name all the CCP staff and their usernames that post on kugu, do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agathor View Post
    He is a smart man
    and a ninja and a pirate too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanloch View Post
    Name all the CCP staff and their usernames that post on kugu, do it.
    Fartman (Hilmar)
    Endie
    Vinata
    Tyrrax Thork (Sreegs)
    Marivauder (CCP Soundwave)

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    Quote Originally Posted by raw View Post
    Fartman (Hilmar)
    Endie
    Vinata
    Tyrrax Thork (Sreegs)
    Marivauder (CCP Soundwave)

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    i am sorry that i forgot you Puncturis.

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