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Shitposting Containment Unit: The TEST Thread

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    Damn it.

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    Well Zulu will have the best named titan pilot anyways.

    Gay Babby.

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    Is there a recording of the SOTA? Missed the first ten minutes
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    Test has only been pretending to be incompetent all this time. They've secretly been building a massive titan fleet this whole time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotch View Post
    Test has only been pretending to be incompetent all this time. They've secretly been building a massive titan fleet this whole time.
    Am I the only one who was honest about being awful?
    [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/hChYV.png[/IMG]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max View Post
    Well Zulu will have the best named titan pilot anyways.

    Gay Babby.
    Purchased from yours truly lmao.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max View Post
    Well Zulu will have the best [s]named titan pilot anyways[/s] EVERYTHING.

    Gay Babby.
    Zulu Supremacy


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    Quote Originally Posted by MandozerTheGreat View Post
    Purchased from yours truly lmao.
    ccc

    MANDOZER BEST DOZER

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotch View Post
    Test has only been pretending to be incompetent all this time. They've secretly been building a massive titan fleet this whole time.
    We're literally modeled after those guys in Dune (I've never read it but Endie said something about it once)

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    Quote Originally Posted by July View Post
    The point of my post was to point out that the fleets jiffy cited as a burden on the CFC coffers are now cheaper since they are occupied by 50-60 mill drakes instead of 200-250 mill maelstroms, thereby bringing to light one of the many possible ways that Montolio's promises could be financed.

    I thought that the context provided by the post I quoted would be enough to ward off 'posting police' who would believe I was trying to imply anything as to the ~why~ they shifted doctrines.
    This isn't the exact post to quote but, it's in response to this train of though. The drake doctrine is a doctrine to be used in conjuction with mainfleet. The other day Laz used drake fleet to melt scimi's while vee killed ~40 tengus with alphafleet. Drake fleet is not replacing mainfleeet.

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    well today goons used all drake fleet and got raped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the feces View Post
    well today goons used all drake fleet and got raped.
    That's cool we're using AHACs.

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    sorry elo i wouldn't engage in my 10 man cowardcat fleet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll View Post
    sorry elo i wouldn't engage in my 10 man cowardcat fleet
    I'm pretty angry I didn't get on the mails of any of those abominations Securitas called bombers despite having whored on them before you guys landed.
    [URL="http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12609601"][ 2012.03.02 08:32:51 ] Kurth Ren > whereas love squad avoids any engagement that is not a onesided curbstomp[/URL]
    [URL="http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=11888507"][ 2012.03.02 08:34:08 ] Kurth Ren > but you are literally arguing with the inventor of broski, you aren't going to win a debate about broski history with me[/URL]
    [URL="http://unidan.net/killboard/?a=kill_related&kll_id=1876"][ 2012.03.02 08:40:48 ] Kurth Ren > it's filled with bitter faggots who would rather be slaves to finns and run at the first sign of a fight then go on ops[/URL]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Peyote View Post
    We're literally modeled after those guys in Dune (I've never read it but Endie said something about it once)
    the spice must flow
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    what a fuckin pubbie fitting
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    Quote Originally Posted by jiffypop45 View Post
    This isn't the exact post to quote but, it's in response to this train of though. The drake doctrine is a doctrine to be used in conjuction with mainfleet. The other day Laz used drake fleet to melt scimi's while vee killed ~40 tengus with alphafleet. Drake fleet is not replacing mainfleeet.
    A week or two ago PL FC's were talking about how effective the mixed fleet comps that SOLAR was using were. But only time and 1500 man fleet fights will tell if this will hold true for the CFC.

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    montolio <3 dbrb

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    Why is montolio so sad?

    Edit: The smug never gets wiped off DBRB's face.....

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    dbrb smug > shadoo smug. on the other hand shadoo has smexy eyebrows to go along with the smug

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    Montolio we need to talk about your wardrobe

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    What the hell happened to his legs

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    DBRB literally looks like The Pig from that game Stronghold.

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    Monto"I got no legs"lio

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    p. sure boat lost weight :]

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    Does boat ever turn off that smug face?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marivauder View Post
    Does boat ever turn off that smug face?
    No. He's made that expression so many times that his face is now stuck permanently smug as fuck.

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    Is that even a smug face? Looks more grumpy to me.

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    is montolio's nip showing is that why you had to black it out
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    boat looks like john goodman

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    boat's smug face is upside down
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    It's not a smugface, he's just storing last meal's leftovers in his cheeks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorren Canada View Post
    boat's smug face is upside down
    Attachment 2456

    Better?

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    880 in local and tidi is at 14%...

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    where?

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    A dark and dreary day, Test remained besieged by the forces of awful. Good posts were running low and rep was hard to find. Hopelessness pervaded and the situation was bleak.

    Zulus stood defiant in the thread, "If you have a witty joke or retort in battle comms".

    Quote Originally Posted by Jinli Mei
    Get fucked, nobody cares
    The forces of awful sent forth their herald to answer this challenge. Covered in sores and oozing pus from years of excessive spray tanning he strutted to the gate. Dressed in an askew frayed brim cap, a popped color salmon colored polo shirt, tight jeans, sandals, and a live strong bracelet he spewed his demands.

    Quote Originally Posted by Daionnis
    The only reason why I even bother fleeting with anyone is because of how hilarious the comms are. So go suck a cock whoever you are, because unless you plan on globally muting everybody and only letting the top three neckbeards in fleet talk and say shit, then guess what? People are going to shit up comms.

    That said, when targets are being called and when it's srs bsns time, I DO agree that people need to STFU and let the big boys talk.

    This could not go unanswered. For too long had the forces of awful ridden over Test lands unopposed. The gates slowly creaked open and Zulu's champion sallied forth. On the only steed fit to bear him, an ass, DurrHurrDurr roared his battle cry, "HUE HUE HUE", and engaged the herald in single combat.

    Quote Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr

    Fuck off. You shut up when the FC says to shut up, or I kill your fucking ship and pod you the fuck out of my fleet before banning you from comms until the op is over. Holy Christ.

    Battle was joined with the first blow struck. The herald was quick to strike back.

    Quote Originally Posted by Daionnis

    ITT: People with WoW Guild Leader Syndrome.


    Our champion was unfazed as he parried this blow and returned one in kind.

    Quote Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr
    There's a lot more to FCing than WoW raids.

    Shut the fuck up or get the fuck out faggot. Your choice. I'm not gonna wrestle with nerds like you while I'm trying to run a fleet.


    Seriously wounded and in a shit flinging panic the herald managed to backpedal and at the same time lash out wildly.

    Quote Originally Posted by Daionnis

    There is literally no difference between FC'ing a fleet of 20+ people and running an old-school WoW raid. You have primary targets, you have your logistics and DPS. No, fucking, difference.

    But I am not saying you guys are wrong. When 'battle comms' are called, people need to STFU. I'll admit I misread the thread title.

    And DurrHurrDurr don't be mad bro, we can jerk eachother off at PAX this year. Better get a nice hotel room, I ain't no hostel slut.

    Our hero stood his ground.
    He'd fought awful before. The herald would tire himself out, present a weakness, and then the hero would strike.

    Quote Originally Posted by Daionnis

    When BC get's called or someone calls check, then I shut up. Because I know how fucking retarded it can be, and has been. When I said FC'ing and guild leading are basically the same, it's because of that shit right there. YOU try keeping 24 teenagers and twenty-something neckbeards with severe ADD quiet and focused on getting Algalon down before his enrage timer runs down. It's like... Really, it's worse in a lot of ways.

    An opening! Our hero struck.

    Quote Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr

    Hi Daionnis.

    Don't ever come on a fleet I'm leading or running backup on. I can guarantee you you're not getting farther than the staging POS.

    Have a nice day.


    The herald was experienced in awful as well. He went into the U MAD defense.

    Quote Originally Posted by Daionnis

    There's some mad people in here.

    WHY CAN'T WEEEEEEEEEE BE FRIEEEEEEEEEEENDS?!

    DurrHurrDurr pressed his advantage.

    Quote Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr

    Let me do this.

    Multi-person coordination
    Intel
    Scouting
    Probing
    Primaries
    Seconaries
    Engagement range
    Reinforcements
    Warpins
    Warp-in ranges
    Grid awareness (wreck locations, warp distances)
    Aggression awareness
    Dynamic strategy awareness

    There's a lot of shit FCs have to do in real-time.

    A killboard was posted. DurrHurrDurr's victory was close at hand. He offered the herald terms.

    Quote Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr
    Daionnis may redeem himself by leading a fleet of at least 50 people against another fleet without getting stressed out by how much there is to handle.


    OR


    Daionnis may redeem himself by leading a fleet of at least 50 people against another fleet and admitting he got a bit stressed out or overwhelmed by all of the multitasking.


    Fleet must consist mainly of battlecruisers and he must win the fight.

    It was a mistake. The foe, fighting for his life, struck forth will all his remaining might in three vicious strikes.

    Quote Originally Posted by Daionnis

    Wouldn't be the first time I've done it. Granted it was 20, not 50, but we only lost one person and that was due to him being a dumbass and jumping through a red gate.

    Challenge accepted, schedule me a time and place and I will be there will try to be there.
    Quote Originally Posted by Daionnis

    Haha, yeah that was a fun day. As soon as that happened I safed up, closed EVE and got stupid drunk. Thanks for reminding me, that was actually the last time I ever threw my laptop in angerrage butthurt.


    Quote Originally Posted by Daionnis

    Eugh, remind me to remove that. I quit GAMINGtruth this past May, the fuckers were... Well, fuckers. Their shit's fallen apart since then, and to be honest here, it's because I was the one keeping it alive. For real brahs, I ain't joshin' ya.

    But seriously guys, good job pointing out that I suck at PVP. Good job digging through mountains of lossmails that I have. Shit, that isn't even a quarter of the ships I've lost, if I actually took the time to update every ship I've lost you'd die from either laughter or second-hand shame.

    So, yeah. I'll lead your shitty fleets, even when every single member will be deliberately acting like shitfucks just to screw with me. I'll do it to prove you wrong, and to prove that I can. I can't guarantee that I won't crack under pressure, and I most certainly can't guarantee diddly fuck in terms of this thing you call "victory".

    But I'm pretty sure I've described half of the fleet announcements on Jabber today. Soooo, I guess we're not so different.


    Our champion stood undaunted, and he easily shrugged off these blows. It was time to end it. It had gone on long enough. Dismounting his ass he beheaded the herald and shit down his neck.

    Quote Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr

    What the fuck, what a faggot.
    A lesser man would not have given battle, an ordinary man would have been slain in combat, but the hero of Zulu triumphed over awful this day. Will it be enough to turn the tide? Only time can tell. However, we can take solace in the fact that we faced it head on this day and triumphed. USA. USA. USA.

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    Minor inaccuracy since I founded and co-run Romeo Squad, I'm only in zulu jabber as a diplomatic envoy (jagidrok also likes me enough that he made me a sig) and im surprised im even in zulu jabber still since michaelboltoniii wishes I never lived.
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    o7 dhd
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinli mei View Post
    Minor inaccuracy since I founded and co-run Romeo Squad, I'm only in zulu jabber as a diplomatic envoy (jagidrok also likes me enough that he made me a sig) and im surprised im even in zulu jabber still since michaelboltoniii wishes I never lived.
    You use our mascot as an avatar, have a Zulu signature, are in our jabber, and that was a pretty Zulu post. It's time you looked in the mirror.

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    I didn't read that but I'm assuming some shitbird got served a steaming heap of assfisting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiggerDangDude View Post
    I didn't read that but I'm assuming some shitbird got served a steaming heap of assfisting?
    yeah it was hot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinli mei View Post
    Minor inaccuracy since I founded and co-run Romeo Squad, I'm only in zulu jabber as a diplomatic envoy (jagidrok also likes me enough that he made me a sig) and im surprised im even in zulu jabber still since michaelboltoniii wishes I never lived.
    I don't ban you because I know that deep down you realize that Romeo is shit, and it would be a crime against humanity to remove your only source for good posts. It's more of a humanitarian effort than anything else.

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    Also, banning Jinli falls under "doing something," which I think Bolton has an allergic reaction to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doink9731 View Post
    You use our mascot as an avatar, have a Zulu signature, are in our jabber, and that was a pretty Zulu post. It's time you looked in the mirror.
    Quote Originally Posted by Doink9731 View Post
    You use our mascot as an avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Doink9731 View Post
    our mascot
    :frogout:

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    That Daionnis guy is such a bitch. When I used to be into Eve blogs (dark times, my friends, dark times), he would post a bunch of useless shit and call fellow blog-readers faggots for reading blogs.

    And he got really emotional on his Twitter account after being fired from some lame gaming website.

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    It's like Season 7 of a mediocre sitcom


    (gfgbs is season 23)

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    For those of you without comprehensive spy networks or straight up access to our Mumble. We have finally found the SOTA recording stuffed into someones attic.

    http://soundcloud.com/drkannon/sota-2-3-2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disto View Post
    For those of you without comprehensive spy networks or straight up access to our Mumble. We have finally found the SOTA recording stuffed into someones attic.

    http://soundcloud.com/drkannon/sota-2-3-2012

    I liked the very accurate description of what happens to alliances that only follow dbrb around, such as FA, FCON and the rest.


    in before u mad, u bitter, u lie
    [09:31:23] tribute wont fall
    (21:39:55) dabigredboat: pl wont get hired
    (21:39:57) dabigredboat: nobody trusts them
    (21:40:19) dabigredboat: I think pl is in delve to build supers

    Quote Originally Posted by Grath View Post
    Hey Vily, did you tell goons about how you joined PL, then broke down crying when you found your whining and bitching smeared all over the forum porn section?
    THEN had the balls to demand it be taken down?
    THEN rage quit like the fucking fat little girl you are when it wasn't?

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    Super cool SOTA test. As I often say to my children, "Stop growing up"

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