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    White Noise plan to trick enemy into thinking the war is over is working. Now comes stage 2.

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    Typically Russian tactic, reatreat and fight terribly until attrition wears the enemy down, and then throw millions of people at them to finish the job

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    Now that Stalin reference in Pzi's speech is starting to make sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Planetary Genocide View Post
    Hoping for T3 victory lap. Even though I fly a Tengu myself. I'll just keep that faggot docked up for the next five months

    dat ISK. So much money to be made off of a victory lap.

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    (5:23:09 PM) directorbot: Great job so far today goons and friends. We have massed a fleet of 700 today to defend a few tech moons and capture some tech from raiden. In the standard BOB "but we are winning" fleet doctorate, raiden went to THE OTHER SIDE OF A REGION away from our fleet to reinforce a neo moon and claim they are winning. Please show up in 1 hour if you are not already here and help us take 3 tech from raiden. Fleet 1 and 2 are full, but fleet 3 has plenty of room. Op3 on mumble. Alpha fleet ships


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    dabigredboat is mad to the points hes grinding his teeth, asking why no one will fight his 700 man fleet,


    YOU MAD BRO!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Well done dot View Post
    dabigredboat is mad to the points hes grinding his teeth, asking why no one will fight his 700 man fleet,


    YOU MAD BRO!!!
    You might be reading too much into that broadcast. I'm no boatologist*, but I'm pretty sure that he was making fun of Raiden, not bitching about them.



    *Although it would not surprise me if it came to pass that college courses were devoted to comprehending the entity that is "Da Berb".

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    boat if you need a cyno just ask no need to cry about it.
    Goons and their scouts and cynos in every system was working well for you never mind its branch you can soon jammed it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devilish Ledoux View Post
    You might be reading too much into that broadcast. I'm no boatologist*, but I'm pretty sure that he was making fun of Raiden, not bitching about them.



    *Although it would not surprise me if it came to pass that college courses were devoted to comprehending the entity that is "Da Berb".
    yar not good being on comms with him but someone has to suffer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Well done dot View Post
    dabigredboat is mad to the points hes grinding his teeth, asking why no one will fight his 700 man fleet,


    YOU MAD BRO!!!
    I'd hazard a guess he's about as ~mad~ as you are correct and not a shitposter.
    Turning pretend colourblind angels from spaceship to madship samurais, one post at a time.

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    Given the chase is on hes as mad as i am a shit poster, is not more so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgr View Post
    I'd hazard a guess he's about as ~mad~ as you are correct and not a shitposter.
    Oh wow boat is maaad better hide


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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Peyote View Post

    by implication, good sir

    by proxy would be having someone else do it
    This post happily existed in all possible states before you observed it. Now it has collapsed into a single state.

    I hope you're satisfied, fuckwad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Peyote View Post
    Typically Russian tactic, reatreat and fight terribly until attrition wears the enemy down, and then throw millions of people at them to finish the job

    like Zapp ? Attachment 2319

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    I'm a licensed boatonist.

    Structure shots with 700 guys are boat's favorite because then there's no target calling to interrupt story time :3

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    Also, listening to Mumble blow up due to people freaking out over Time Dilation making travel times horrible is even worse than hearing LEMMING get yelled by 30 hilarious Mumble chatters.

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    time dilation is lol

    enjoy getting traffic controlled for 5 mins which is warped into 20mins

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uranium 242 View Post
    Also, listening to Mumble blow up due to people freaking out over Time Dilation making travel times horrible is even worse than hearing LEMMING get yelled by 30 hilarious Mumble chatters.
    I'd forgotten what excruciatingly awful memes existed in this game. I'd like to consign "Lemming", along with "can i haz ur stuff" and "go play hello kitty online lol" to Room 101 please Paul

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    Wait wait wait...Time Dilation is live on Tranquility?

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    yea you need a new kugu name bro

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    "Lag Fixed, now Learning Implants"?

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    Fix Caldari.
    Turning pretend colourblind angels from spaceship to madship samurais, one post at a time.

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    "Fix Tech"

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    fix titans

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    Fix me.
    Twitter: @Vene_T - RIP Vile Rat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Venetian Tar View Post
    Fix me.
    Turning pretend colourblind angels from spaceship to madship samurais, one post at a time.

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    "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
    "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
    "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

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    fix your posting

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    ^ winner
    I've noticed that there's a pretty big disconnect between the general consensus of kugu and what's actually happening. It seems enough people have said it in this thread that people are taking it as fact.

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    I mourn thee, food talk — you blossomed and withered in the blink of an eye.

    ... squash blossoms stuffed with cheese, beer-battered and deep fried are delicious btw...



    Anyway, what's the story behind the term "fleet doctorate"? Was that just a cute slip or is there something to it? Like, e.g.:

    Raiden Dot graduated summa cum laude from the Interstellar University with a PhD in How to be Doing Other Things when Hordes are in Your Neighborhood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Peyote View Post
    I'd forgotten what excruciatingly awful memes existed in this game. I'd like to consign "Lemming", along with "can i haz ur stuff" and "go play hello kitty online lol" to Room 101 please Paul
    Gets my vote, people who whine lemming as someone jumps are considerably more annoying. At least a lemming is only harming themselves, people who whine about them are inflicted their stupidity on the rest of us.

    Having now experienced tidi I'll be bringing a decent book to fleet ops. For those that haven't experienced it, load your favourite film on your PC and now play it one frame at a time. That's tidi.

  32. "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
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    How is time dilation different than server lag?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kovacs View Post
    How is time dilation different than server lag?
    stuff actually cycles.

  34. I am a miracle workin lady but there's limits to the miracles I can work. Magere's Avatar
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    Yeah, the game slows itself down enough for all the commands to get there and get processed. So everything is slow as shit, but everything gets done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magere View Post
    Yeah, the game slows itself down enough for all the commands to get there and get processed. So everything is slow as shit, but everything gets done.
    yet the titan you are trying to save from hotdrop is already dead because yooouuuurrrr gooooiiingggg iiinnnnn slooooooooowwmoootttioooonn


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kitty Vintner View Post
    I'm a licensed boatonist.

    Structure shots with 700 guys are boat's favorite because then there's no target calling to interrupt story time :3
    ^
    As practitioners of Boatshido know, Master Boater prefers the Pulpit of Blue Balls - Hairy Palm Technique.

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    (5:23:09 PM) directorbot: Great job so far today goons and friends. We have massed a fleet of 700 today to defend a few tech moons and capture some tech from raiden. In the standard BOB "but we are winning" fleet doctorate, raiden went to THE OTHER SIDE OF A REGION away from our fleet to reinforce a neo moon and claim they are winning. Please show up in 1 hour if you are not already here and help us take 3 tech from raiden. Fleet 1 and 2 are full, but fleet 3 has plenty of room. Op3 on mumble. Alpha fleet ships



    *** This was a broadcast from dabigredboat to all-all, replies are not monitored ***


    Added to his own and daily chain of lies, those 3 raiden moons were saved without goons showing. I will rewrite the broadcast for the grunts.



    (5:23:09 PM) directorbot: Great job so far today goons and friends. We have massed a fleet of 700 today to defend a few tech moons and capture some tech from raiden. Finally, we didnt take anything, evoke saved his low sec moon, the pos we were defending in x47 has been reinforced again and raiden saved his 3 moons. In the standard BOB "but we are winning" fleet doctorate, raiden went to THE OTHER SIDE OF A REGION away from our fleet to reinforce a neo moon and kill an anchoring sma pos and claim they are doing something while we are here at pos defending our pets moon like there is no tomorrow. Please show up in 1 hour and we will reinforce venal tech with 700 guys in the double of time 15man dread fleet can doit. Fleet 1 and 2 are full, but fleet 3 has plenty of room. Op3 on mumble. Alpha fleet ships


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    dabigredlier man you sure burned those goonNOOBs

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarmendeMairena View Post
    Added to his own and daily chain of lies, those 3 raiden moons were saved without goons showing. I will rewrite the broadcast for the grunts.



    (5:23:09 PM) directorbot: Great job so far today goons and friends. We have massed a fleet of 700 today to defend a few tech moons and capture some tech from raiden. Finally, we didnt take anything, evoke saved his low sec moon, the pos we were defending in x47 has been reinforced again and raiden saved his 3 moons. In the standard BOB "but we are winning" fleet doctorate, raiden went to THE OTHER SIDE OF A REGION away from our fleet to reinforce a neo moon and kill an anchoring sma pos and claim they are doing something while we are here at pos defending our pets moon like there is no tomorrow. Please show up in 1 hour and we will reinforce venal tech with 700 guys in the double of time 15man dread fleet can doit. Fleet 1 and 2 are full, but fleet 3 has plenty of room. Op3 on mumble. Alpha fleet ships


    *** This was a broadcast from dabigredlier to all-all, replies are not monitored ***

    You might as well not have bothered, your post somehow manages to be even less coherent than DBRB's. You should win an award for somehow managing that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Opti View Post
    yet the titan you are trying to save from hotdrop is already dead because yooouuuurrrr gooooiiingggg iiinnnnn slooooooooowwmoootttioooonn

    ceeceepee

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarmendeMairena View Post
    Added to his own and daily chain of lies, those 3 raiden moons were saved without goons showing. I will rewrite the broadcast for the grunts.



    (5:23:09 PM) directorbot: Great job so far today goons and friends. We have massed a fleet of 700 today to defend a few tech moons and capture some tech from raiden. Finally, we didnt take anything, evoke saved his low sec moon, the pos we were defending in x47 has been reinforced again and raiden saved his 3 moons. In the standard BOB "but we are winning" fleet doctorate, raiden went to THE OTHER SIDE OF A REGION away from our fleet to reinforce a neo moon and kill an anchoring sma pos and claim they are doing something while we are here at pos defending our pets moon like there is no tomorrow. Please show up in 1 hour and we will reinforce venal tech with 700 guys in the double of time 15man dread fleet can doit. Fleet 1 and 2 are full, but fleet 3 has plenty of room. Op3 on mumble. Alpha fleet ships


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    +3 tech -1 neo +3 tech +4 prom -33 tech +493483 neo -3.14 tungsten

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    Quote Originally Posted by Opti View Post
    +3 tech -1 neo +3 tech +4 prom -33 tech +493483 neo -3.14 tungsten

    The real question is : what happened to the Thulium? That's the big money moon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Peyote View Post
    The real question is : what happened to the Thulium? That's the big money moon.
    Hey now,
    Don't you touch my personal Thulium moon.
    I need it just to pay for the fuel.
    That the mining tower burns.
    Fuck

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    Take the loss now, it'll be worth it in the future. Trust me, I am an expert in EVE economics with two years experience as a miner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Well done dot View Post
    dabigredboat is mad to the points hes grinding his teeth, asking why no one will fight his 700 man fleet,


    YOU MAD BRO!!!

    because it's faggin ridiculous to jump a 200 man fleet into a 700 man fleet and the lolfaglicious time-what-the-hell-is-this-shit created to replace lag that CCP came up with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Peyote View Post
    Take the loss now, it'll be worth it in the future. Trust me, I am an expert in EVE economics with two years experience as a miner
    Although in miner years that about 10 years

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    Quote Originally Posted by Opti View Post
    +3 tech -1 neo +3 tech +4 prom -33 tech +493483 neo -3.14 tungsten
    slow down I'm shit at story problems.

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    Please show up in 1 hour and we will reinforce venal tech with 700 guys in the double of time 15man dread fleet can doit.
    I was actually impressed at the speed those hardened pos got rf'ed.
    Definitely much much faster than 15 dreads - only reloaded once in my maelstrom.

    Other than that, blueballs for everybody (at least until 6 something eve, when I had to leave) and that sucked.

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    I sublimated my enormous aching blueballs into food, because now Branch makes me think about food.

    Today i had salmon tartare, fried sweetbreads in a soy jus, seared fois with bruleed figs, and a burger with fried mushrooms and onions with swiss cheese, black truffles and more fois on top.

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