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  1. This is harsh. Evaluate me Dumuzid's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by MandozerTheGreat View Post
    Also there was that one time I got really high at a rave on pure colombian coke, Ketamine (ALSO CUT WITH COKE), new york state epills, and a fuckton of weed, came back from it, and had nothing better to do then volunteer to lead waffles on a awoxing roam just because that was the subject of discussion on mumble. And killed.....a single FCON Drake. I mean I can tell you I promise not to do it again because...I mean I didn't even remember doing it I just woke up the next day with my ESG alt purged and was like SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. Also the fact that I am drug free these days, exception being the dexadrine that I pop occasionally to push me through night shifts with no sleep, that I have a legal script for. I like drugs alot but I like making money even more so one had to go.

    That being said, Past precedence is strongly against me: Not being a sperger, not randomly shooting blues because I don't like them or their faggot pubbie corp, not killing annoying FCs during strategic ops, and last but not least, lacking remorse for 2 and 3 (for at least 3 months after the fact) as well as telling directors to go fuck themselves. Its really hard to shake that reputation too especially when you say fuck it/fuck up and keep adding on to it.


    Edit: Pretty much to be unblacklisted, I would have to suck my own dick until I ejaculated, gargle then swallow visibly/audibly/MOST IMPORTANT: Happily, then post the video in FYAD. Then it still wouldn't work 9 times out of ten though I'd probably become FYAD IK for like a year or some shit so I guess thats a perk.
    i read this shit like six times over and still don't understand it

    but the dick sucking part is gay, hth

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    leaving for japan in three days

    will take lots of pictures

    apparently buying falz some gundam condoms so he can fuck his pillow with the power of deathscythe or some shit

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    roses are red, pl is blue. mandozer is in ESG. deal with it dudes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll View Post
    roses are red, pl is blue. mandozer is in ESG. deal with it dudes.
    GOOK. WILL GROW LARGER!!

  5. Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night Viribus's Avatar
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    I was actually seriously considering accepting Daley's application to Bear Force One

    EDIT: what the fuck is the point of doing ketamine and coke at the same time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll View Post
    roses are red, pl is blue. mandozer is in ESG. deal with it dudes.
    I had a dream that I put up a medium bubble behind a POS, logoffskii'd, and 20 mackinaws/hulks and 2 rorquals were there for me when I logged back in. Then the dream stopped being about eve online and started being about having wild animal sex with a asuka langley cosplay chick true story.

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    All my dreams crushed, pwned.

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    how could you kick GOOK.?

    i asked tewkz about this and he said it was okay.

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    White Tree has me blocked and I still don't know whats going besides josh is a fucking babby cause god forbid I wanna shoot the shit with someone I think is a bro. I'm victim of DoTA2 faggotry lol. I'm literally a fucking outcast now no troll feels bad man.

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    Hey Junko could you post "Im a big fuckin baby.jpg" 'cause I don't have it saved for some reason, thanks in advance

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viribus View Post
    I was actually seriously considering accepting Daley's application to Bear Force One

    EDIT: what the fuck is the point of doing ketamine and coke at the same time
    Honestly, the ketamine was first and was supposed to enhance the E high which it did really well. Like we went to crash at my homeboys girls place after that rave and I was like on the floor staring at the ceiling or looking at his chick who was..fucking doing yoga and dancing and shit to some ambient dubstep beat in candle light. She was no troll in the bathroom talking about she was levitating and shit. I don't say no to extra drugs though I just keep going.


    Also i dunno if you were talking to me or not with your last post. If you are, I'm trying to take this one in stride but fuck I'm hazed, confused, and fucked up. I dunno what to think tbqh.

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    I am absolutely racking my brain to figure out some reasonable explanation for whatever psychosis would compel one to permit ex-PuPPet MasTers into one's alliance, aside from being irreversibly warped by the twisting howl of the Warp. And, yet, there Domination. sits, its only redeeming feature the two BLACK-MARK kills on its recent killboard and a lone, silent FCON Heron kill.

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    I imagine britfags are responsible at some level

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    free mandozer and free GOOK.

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    do not worry leet, i will slay the irish dragon

    he is immense though, it will take time

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    Meanwhile in Lynch Squad.

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    Meanwhile in Broski.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll View Post
    free mandozer and free GOOK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zodt View Post
    do not worry leet, i will slay the irish dragon

    he is immense though, it will take time
    put the matches down son u gonna get burned

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    For a fully fit Redeemer I promise to get Mandozer back into ESG.

    This isn't even a troll. I can make this happen.
    Jeff Raider > oh i think you'll find the opposite to be true my friend i am among kugus best posters are you are among the worst as evidenced by our reputations on this site

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    i don't negotiate with terrorists

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    Best thread of the week -prize goes to broski thread on the criteria of having pictures and small words. I like both.

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    Now that DIAT is in ESG it really it is Elite.

    Jk I'm happy for my old corp, this should work out nicely.

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    Back to how things probably should have been tbh, our bad for muddling things up o/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Securitas View Post
    Now that DIAT is in ESG it really it is Elite.

    Jk I'm happy for my old corp, this should work out nicely.
    Oh . We are Trolling the fuck out of them on TS right now.

    In fairness to them, they seem to be taking it well. Hopefully within a few weeks we will culturally dominate them.

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    Wtfdoublepost.

    Kugu hates Chrome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ecocrexis View Post
    Wtfdoublepost.

    Kugu hates Chrome
    Firefox

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    Firefox is the laggiest buggiest piece of shit there is now.

    The new IE is better than it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoogafoots Jones View Post
    For a fully fit Redeemer I promise to get Mandozer back into ESG.

    This isn't even a troll. I can make this happen.
    I'll give penifsmash a chelm's heavy neut for a ISRAD [s]scam[/s] Vouch before I give you a fully fit combat redeemer.

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    GOOK. will rise again.

    In other news I've set mandozer loose on Fountain while we're absent :twisted:

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    The 0rphanage has declared war on Elite Space Guild.
    Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.

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    You're not a pubbielord until your alliance is losing Tengus on the 4-4 undock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White Tree View Post
    The 0rphanage has declared war on Elite Space Guild.
    Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
    Joke's on them, nobody in ESG plays Eve.

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    I've heard quality tales of Lynch Squad from our envoy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viribus View Post
    Hey Junko could you post "Im a big fuckin baby.jpg" 'cause I don't have it saved for some reason, thanks in advance
    I don't post on Kugu often, but when I do, I post this image.

    Attachment 2133

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    Quote Originally Posted by July View Post
    Joke's on them, nobody in ESG plays Eve.
    I do

    Oh well I guess its a good thing I have an alt for hisec :-)

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    heh I need a new proteus.

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    good thing I have one spare!

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    The little frigate that could.

    A short BR:


    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11818174 because Fuck Battleclinic.

    TL;DR a frigate soloed an orca while being shot at by a drake and cane.

    Edit: why oh why can I not get rid of the extra spoiler? Ffs

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    Glorious.

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    Well another gang welp.

    Totally worth it.
    http://kb.gonnahate.org/?a=kill_related&kll_id=4916
    Especially considering this.http://kb.gonnahate.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=4911

    I'll leave it to someone more talented to write a proper BR.

    Edit: also our first sighting of the mighty orphanage.
    http://kb.gonnahate.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=4923
    Not impressed.

    In order to counter the leetness of our ignoble foe, many in Broski are calling for Ultrawar status against Orphanage.

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    Hey Josh, where's your Lynch Squad recruiting thread?

    Hah I'm kidding you don't want these dumpsterscrubs

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    One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong.

    I do love the new pod killmails. Not only does it help us maintain our ~elite isk efficiency~, but before Crucible we would have never known about that wolf pilot flying a 700m isk pod in a shitfit Wolf worth 51.

    ------------Live Update

    Literally as I typed this we were on our way to another active system when a lone phoon warped into a drag bubble off the gate we had been holding on. We couldn't resist to engage it despite bolstered Russian activity. Sure enough our brief elation at a free kill was crushed as a cyno was lit. I made the mistake of being in scram/web range and couldn't burn away before the Erebus, Aeon, and Thanny bridged and ripped apart my asshole. They raped my virgin sphincter with the vigor of a sex deprived Securitas after he and Samuel have been apart for over a week, shattering my pelvis in the process. Good thing supers got nerfed or I may never have walked again.

    Titans+supers vs My cane


    Screencaps will be added when wheniaminspace gets them to me. Hopefully including Russians calling us pussies for not engaging their capital fleet.


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    Am I the only one who laughed at the supers w/ points and webs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnknownPoster View Post
    Am I the only one who laughed at the supers w/ points and webs?
    I laughed when one of our three hero scimi pilots reminded me to broadcast for reps when the supers entered grid.

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    Did boltzman kill broski yet?


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    Quote Originally Posted by July View Post
    I laughed when one of our three hero scimi pilots reminded me to broadcast for reps when the supers entered grid.
    July "I think I'm gunna die"
    Scimmy Pilot - "I GOT THIS!"
    July-


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    The ESG failcascade has begun!

    Hahah jk gl dudes o7o7o7o7

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