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    I didn't know Nulli have (had?) Titans.


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    Dreads aren't dead

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    Attachment 2024

    This was made by the resident alliance gif-maker for the last occassion of failjumping.

    I knew keeping the url bookmarked would come in handy one day.

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    a sign of a good man is a man who loses a titan

    chin up

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    Quote Originally Posted by penifSMASH View Post
    a sign of a good man is a man who loses a titan

    chin up
    PL is full of good men?

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    No, they got new ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marivauder View Post
    Post logs and you might get more rep
    http://soundcloud.com/jbrowning-1/lo...s/s-hyKtI#play

    Where is my plus rep.

    Thanks

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    Progod why did you do it?

    [ 2011.11.13 23:16:33 ] General Ordogg > fuck I'm retarded

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    Edit : press once post twice... Idgi

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    I was sitting in the dread there. Bubbled by 5 dictors thinking "Oh Dear" when the Titan entered. Was 100% sure it was the trap you sprung there.

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    This is dedicated to the Titan pilot


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    how do all these dumb fucks get titans but i don't

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora148 View Post
    how do all these dumb fucks get titans but i don't

    Supercaps for every alliance leader is a proud doctrine made up by triumvirate back in 06.
    Many great alliances out there follows it, including BOB, goons and s2n.
    [09:31:23] tribute wont fall
    (21:39:55) dabigredboat: pl wont get hired
    (21:39:57) dabigredboat: nobody trusts them
    (21:40:19) dabigredboat: I think pl is in delve to build supers

    Quote Originally Posted by Grath View Post
    Hey Vily, did you tell goons about how you joined PL, then broke down crying when you found your whining and bitching smeared all over the forum porn section?
    THEN had the balls to demand it be taken down?
    THEN rage quit like the fucking fat little girl you are when it wasn't?

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    I think progod holds the record for most failed bridges. Now he can move on to his next challenge.
    If you kill enough of them they stop fighting - Gen. Curtis Lemay
    Fear the KKM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Propagandas View Post
    Many great alliances out there follows it, including goons
    come here you big panda you

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    At the time of the kill.

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    well there went your rep

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sezja View Post
    Motion to make posting spiders an infractionable offense
    You mean like this?

    Turning pretend colourblind angels from spaceship to madship samurais, one post at a time.

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    daww you can hear the desperation in his voice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton Banks View Post
    Dreads aren't dead
    but that guy's titan is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fix Lag View Post
    but that guy's titan is

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    Quote Originally Posted by BurguerKING View Post
    Coincidentally I live in Louisiana.

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    Quote Originally Posted by progodlegend View Post
    Coincidentally I live in Louisiana.

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    Quote Originally Posted by July View Post
    The spiders themselves don't roam around looking for people to rape, but if you spook them when they're chilling they're aggressive biters. This is 100% why I don't keep boxes of shit in my apartment anymore.
    You folks don't know about spiders. Yeah, a brown recluse will fuck you up, but they are pussy spiders as you rightly pointed out - you literally have to send it a written invitation to fuck you up, then not do anything about it and die.

    Huntsmen, on the other hand, fear no man, nor shoe, nor stick/mop.

    I've told this story on PLIRC and mumble a few times, but I will relay it here, just because I just need to post.

    I used to live in a shed out the back of my parents house when I was like 17, there was a small gap of about half an inch under the door (which lead to the backyard). After a few months of living out there, there were a fuckton of tiny little crickets, like tiny grasshoppers about 1/4 inch long. Anyway, they didn't cause much of a drama, and I was generally too stoned to want to chase them, so we all got along nbd.

    Then there were less crickets. Then but a few. Then, none at all. ~Awesome~, I thought. I assumed that they had fucked off somewhere else, or flown south (north?) for the winter, or whatever the fuck it is crickets do. Then, she appeared. The biggest fucking huntsman spider I had seen - literally fucking dinner plate big, like maybe ~10 inches across her legs. Now, at this time, I was fucking terrified of spiders - so I ran out of the house and hope to call the police to ask for a swat team or tactical nuclear weapon or something - alas, again, I was stoned out of my mind, and ended up inside eating icecream.

    Now, through some combination of extreme discipline, amazing laziness, the need for my computer (and pot, both in my shed) and the ~hope~ that she was more scared of me than I of her (and that she may be a little stoned herself) - I went back in. She was on a far corner, nowhere near where I needed to be, just chilling. I dealt wiz it.

    You may wonder why I keep calling it a her - I mean, she wasn't really big enough to see a massive spider vag - the reason is simple; after a few months of our tenuous peace, she disappeared. I was literally fucking delighted by this, and yet also terrified that it was some kind of trap. It wasn't a trap, but it was terribly, terribly worse. She spawned.

    So now, there are fucking dozens of these little cunts rocking around - maybe 2 inches across in size, only lil bubba huntsmen. As babies do, they explored - and they went fucking everywhere. Now, for some fucking reason, my carpet annoyed them - so they wouldn't just walk around the floor, they bounced - like 6 inches at a hop, and with shocking fucking speed - they would get from one end of the shed to the other in no time flat (it was maybe 8 meters (24 foot) across).

    Anyway, they got larger and seemed to top out at about 6 inches across, still hopping around - but now they could clear a foot easily. They also had no fear of me, but I avoided them - mainly because she was watching.

    This went on for about a year - the first time I woke up with a spider on my face, I almost simultaneously pissed and shit myself, and refused to ever sleep again. After a while though, exhaustion takes over, and wiping spiders off your face in the middle of the night - or waking up to spit one out because they crawled in your mouth (no shit, happened once) just becomes common.

    There was a chick I wanted to fuck though, and she didn't like spiders - so I bug bombed them all. Didn't get laid because of it either, and still feel pretty bad about it

    OK, good chat

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    I can't even find the words

    god damn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razzor View Post
    I can't even find the words
    I can

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    TOO LATE I WAS TOO LATE
    [09:31:23] tribute wont fall
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    (21:40:19) dabigredboat: I think pl is in delve to build supers

    Quote Originally Posted by Grath View Post
    Hey Vily, did you tell goons about how you joined PL, then broke down crying when you found your whining and bitching smeared all over the forum porn section?
    THEN had the balls to demand it be taken down?
    THEN rage quit like the fucking fat little girl you are when it wasn't?

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    also lol at your cap-killing typhoons

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    I would have lost my fucking mind if I woke up with a 10" spider on my face. Like I literally would break furniture and embarrass myself
    [B]I PAID 25 EUROS FOR A SIG AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SHITTY TROLL ATTEMPT[/B]

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    That's like the most horrifying thing I have read in a while.
    How could you possibly live with them for a year?

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    i would literally migrate to siberia if i woke up with a spider in my mouth

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    Oh fuck, I never had her jump on me while I slept - christ.

    But yeah, I was stoned a lot of the time and didn't realise that it was actually a year or so until way after the fact - that whole period is a bit of a blur

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Coloredshirt View Post
    i would literally migrate to siberia if i woke up with a spider in my mouth
    You eat on average 5 a year.




    Sleep tight yo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by penifSMASH View Post
    also lol at your cap-killing typhoons
    Fuck it i got trolled!

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    Still knocking the rust off Ricky, its all good.

    At least you didn't fail jump a titan today

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricky View Post
    Our phoons failed pretty hard today, but when was the last time you tried anything new beside spinning left instead of right in 1dh and fleeing to curse don't rly count!
    ahahah look at this noob

    I guess when your corp recruitment pool includes ATLAS rejects and failed GBC dredge the ceiling on innovative ideas is rather low vOv

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rer View Post
    You eat on average 5 a year.




    Sleep tight yo.
    Complete myth.

    Learn more about Spiders
    "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
    "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
    "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

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    Museums, ruining my childhood one day at a time.

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    You actually will eat a certain amount of spider per year (I think it's technically less than one)...but not directly. It's in your food due to the way the FDA's cleanliness and preparation standards work.

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    Lucky they were Huntsmen eh Grogoth? At least those fuckers can't hurt you (other than emotionally)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wusti View Post
    Lucky they were Huntsmen eh Grogoth? At least those fuckers can't hurt you (other than emotionally)
    They might not be able to hurt you physically, but the jump (you will bravely attempt) from the attic to the corridor below definitely will. True story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grogoth View Post
    Fuck you, July. Let me tell you a horrifying story that will guarantee that you will literally never sleep again.
    Jesus fuck, why the flipping shit did I read that. I should have stopped at "then she appeared." Not even a warning, goddamn. First that .gif posted earlier of the toilet spider jumping on the dude's foot makes it so I literally have kicked at my own toilet multiple times before getting anywhere near it, and now this shit. Is nothing sacred?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grogoth View Post
    Then, she appeared. The biggest fucking huntsman spider I had seen - literally fucking dinner plate big, like maybe ~10 inches across her legs.


    If I saw a spider 1/6th that big I'd lose my shit.

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    Delve thread back to spiders, all is as it should be.

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    Look! A scary ocean-dweller

    *jedi hand wave* There is no S2N titan loss.

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    I'm still waiting for the fabled storytime from Australia brought to you by Elise Randolph, the posting of the gods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Traakile View Post
    Delve thread back to spiders, all is as it should be.
    All in a day's work.

    I would unironically love stumbling across (and it would be exactly that, stumbling across) a huntsman, because god damn I'd go hog wild with the 180mm macro lens I have.
    Turning pretend colourblind angels from spaceship to madship samurais, one post at a time.

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    I found five of the beasts in my garage last weekend while cleaning out boxes of junk. The largest one would have spanned from the "Q" to the "delete" key on a standard keyboard. She was shy but calm as I picked her up and moved her to the other side of the garage. Didn't want to trod on her while I cleaned up.

    Really, those of you terrifed by spiders baffle me. It's like jumping on the table and screaming while you pull up your skirt becase a pigeon landed near by.
    "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
    "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
    "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

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    I think the only reason I am not scared of spiders is because we do not have any poisonous ones. And how come its always the small ones, the ones that can hide in every motherfucking crack of the house or shed that are the most dangerous and not the big 10 feet Icanseeyouamileaway ones.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stronke View Post
    I think the only reason I am not scared of spiders is because we do not have any poisonous ones. And how come its always the small ones, the ones that can hide in every motherfucking crack of the house or shed that are the most dangerous and not the big 10 feet Icanseeyouamileaway ones.
    Because that wouldn't be funny.

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