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    50 page snipe, is 50 a blob?

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    Quote Originally Posted by INtarKll View Post
    its really no joke how much deeply we have you guys infiltrated. all I can really say
    That's okay, we're fully aware. In fact, we care so much about ~operational security~ our Alliance News subforum is viewable to anybody with a valid API, not just one in TEST/GSF.

    As a side-note, I'm still sitting on Brick jabber, and it's still fucking boring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teds View Post
    i'd do it purely for the isk you could make. say you catch 5 tengus and the loot fairy doesn't piss on you, you could be up 2-5b in an afternoon.
    Beat me to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Some Market Dude View Post
    Beat me to it.
    Yeah, I'd totally glazed over the potentially disgusting amounts of ISK you could make doing that.

    Consider my confusion retracted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teds View Post
    i'd do it purely for the isk you could make. say you catch 5 tengus and the loot fairy doesn't piss on you, you could be up 2-5b in an afternoon.
    Sounds like a pretty valid reason to me, tbh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr View Post
    That's alright brohan because I don't rat.
    Yes you do - in an Ishkur
    Your posting has been Adjusted

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    Holy shit! TEST is DEEPLY infiltrated.

    That's infiltrated in bold, italic, underlined and capitals!

    I can almost imagine those locator agents pouncing on DurrHurrDurr like a bitch in heat.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Quote Originally Posted by MtA View Post
    I can almost imagine those locator agents pouncing on DurrHurrDurr like a bitch in heat.
    Who's the bitch, the locator agents or durr?
    Your posting has been Adjusted

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    I have the weirdest boner...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr View Post
    I have the weirdest boner...
    Picture....

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    I deeply infiltrated your mom's ass.

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    I dunno, people like Intarkll confuse me. Part of me refuses to believe that there are people who spew that much chestbeating verbal diarrhea out of their face over a video game, but then I remember that EVE is full of autists and it just saddens me about the state of mankind.

    On the other hand, watching them try to stumble and hurf-blurf their way through the tough guy act is so cute I almost want to grab them and give them a nice big noogie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr View Post
    I dunno, people like Intarkll confuse me. Part of me refuses to believe that there are people who spew that much chestbeating verbal diarrhea out of their face over a video game, but then I remember that EVE is full of autists and it just saddens me about the state of mankind.

    On the other hand, watching them try to stumble and hurf-blurf their way through the tough guy act is so cute I almost want to grab them and give them a nice big noogie.
    It's probably genuine. NC was full of clueless, chestbeating retards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Some Market Dude View Post
    It's probably genuine. NC was full of clueless, chestbeating retards.
    who complain about blobbing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorren Canada View Post
    Who's the bitch, the locator agents or durr?
    Now that you mention it, both.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Quote Originally Posted by MtA View Post
    Holy shit! TEST is DEEPLY infiltrated.

    That's infiltrated in bold, italic, underlined and capitals!

    I can almost imagine those locator agents pouncing on DurrHurrDurr like a bitch in heat.
    nope, I meant cfc (including your precious goonswarm) and many other alliances that are of strategic importance

    Quote Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr View Post
    I dunno, people like Intarkll confuse me. Part of me refuses to believe that there are people who spew that much chestbeating verbal diarrhea out of their face over a video game, but then I remember that EVE is full of autists and it just saddens me about the state of mankind.
    I like how you think that and that people on your own side dont post that kind of stuff, confirmation bias much? ironic considering your posts, too

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    Quote Originally Posted by INtarKll View Post
    nope, I meant cfc (including your precious goonswarm) and many other alliances that are of strategic importance


    I like how you think that and that people on your own side dont post that kind of stuff, confirmation bias much? ironic considering your posts, too
    WE'RE ALL UP IN YOUR SHIT! WE'RE CONTROLLING YOUR GAME!

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    Quote Originally Posted by INtarKll View Post
    nope, I meant cfc (including your precious goonswarm) and many other alliances that are of strategic importance
    So clearly you have spys all up in IRC.

    Can you link some corp mails? Share some of that intel bro, don't just huffblurff about it.
    "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
    "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
    "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

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    DHD do you have any idea how much rage the corp gets for accepting an obvious, copy pasta, spam ap?

    Its like this awkward moment at dinner after your dad sent the familys money to a nigerian scammer.

    Also within the corp itself the director who pushed button normally feels like a sack of shit - believe the grief is plentiful.


    Another good thing is the lack of understanding of game mechanics by the people getting awoxed. This RUS gentleman here:

    ???? ??????
    From: dgehat
    Sent: 2011.09.25 06:05
    To: Unknown Force,


    ? ??? ???????? ?????? ?? 0 ???? ?? ??????? ??????? ? ???


    Who got his corp set neutral by the rest of the alliance. What he doesnt know however is that alliance standings override corp ones so we continued to kill his macro carriers v0v.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WI jabber
    Dear Mr. Gobbins, esq.;

    Unfortunately, due to your horrid stats on HoN, we are unable to accept you into Wildly Inappropriate, a good posting corporation. Your loss ratio currently does not meet our exacting standards.

    If you feel we've made an error, please either describe them in a detailed reply message or deposit 1.3bil ISK into my wallet to avoid the application process all together.

    Have a pleasant day~

    --
    New application from Gobbins
    From: Gobbins
    Sent: 2011.09.24 11:36

    cyno alt of dee x3
    though srsly, props on getting so many to fall for it /brofist


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    Quote Originally Posted by INtarKll View Post
    nope, I meant cfc (including your precious goonswarm) and many other alliances that are of strategic importance
    Serious question: who cares?
    Turning pretend colourblind angels from spaceship to madship samurais, one post at a time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgr View Post
    Serious question: who cares?
    CBS cares.

    Craig Ferguson says so.
    "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
    "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
    "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sezja View Post
    The best, my friend. The very best.

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    Gobbins and I had a chat about his application but he just failed to meet our exacting standards, and in the end I had to let him go.

    To be fair, when he promised to focus on BLM and FCon, I would be lying to pretend that my finger didn't hover for an age over the "accept" button...

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    I'd be seriously tempted to let Gobbins in, aside from the fact Kazanir would hunt me down and kill me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Groundhog View Post
    Gobbins and I had a chat about his application but he just failed to meet our exacting standards, and in the end I had to let him go.

    To be fair, when he promised to focus on BLM and FCon, I would be lying to pretend that my finger didn't hover for an age over the "accept" button...

    Vade retro!

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    Quote Originally Posted by INtarKll View Post
    nope, I meant cfc (including your precious goonswarm) and many other alliances that are of strategic importance
    Oh God! NO! Say it ain't so! My precious goonswarm is DEEPLY infiltrated as well? Not just TEST? You mean... SPIES?!

    Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Well i have you know that our spies are listening in on MM-Mumble when your Spies relate intel from TEST-Teamspeak. That's some inception-shit right there.

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    "We have you guys deeply infiltrated everywhere. We're controlling your game."

    "We're losing all of our space."

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    Quote Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr View Post
    "We have you guys deeply infiltrated everywhere. We're controlling your game."

    "We're losing all of our space."
    Clearly this is all part of the plan, ala 'i think you will find the shields on this station are fully operational'

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    Quote Originally Posted by INtarKll View Post
    nope, I meant cfc (including your precious goonswarm) and many other alliances that are of strategic importance


    I like how you think that and that people on your own side dont post that kind of stuff, confirmation bias much? ironic considering your posts, too
    From time to time, I remember EVE and wonder why people still play it.

    Thanks for reminding me.

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    FYI I am a spy

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    It was a delayed realization, but this is what Gobbins talk puts me in mind of.


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    Stupid GOON NEWBS can't even clean out their spies, how are you going to take Br1ck space when they hear your every move LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr View Post
    I dunno, people like Intarkll confuse me. Part of me refuses to believe that there are people who spew that much chestbeating verbal diarrhea out of their face over a video game, but then I remember that EVE is full of autists and it just saddens me about the state of mankind.

    On the other hand, watching them try to stumble and hurf-blurf their way through the tough guy act is so cute I almost want to grab them and give them a nice big noogie.
    its moments like these that make me wonder how the NC lasted 4 years..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pripyat View Post
    Well i have you know that our spies are listening in on MM-Mumble when your Spies relate intel from TEST-Teamspeak. That's some inception-shit right there.
    So, when you listen to yourself, do you take notes, or just remember what you say to whom?
    "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
    "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
    "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

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    You have to remember that their spies spend the whole time listening to a bunch of Goons et al on comms for potentially hours at a time. You have to be pretty dedicated. Or mad.

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    I think the madness is something that comes with the job.
    Turning pretend colourblind angels from spaceship to madship samurais, one post at a time.

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    Goon Comms is the place to be. We are chill dudes and swap cooking tips and discuss how are NFL fantasy teams are doing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glomp View Post
    Goon Comms is the place to be. We are chill dudes and swap cooking tips and discuss how are NFL fantasy teams are doing.
    Dude seriously what the hell is with Flacco? I didn't start him against the Steelers for obvious reasons, and I didn't start him against St Louis (started Kolb in both cases). But when I start him against the Titans, he gets fucked.

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    My fried chicken is just about perfect. My only problem now is the size of my frying pan (you see I've found that the first batch comes out perfect but the second batch comes out poorly due to burning flour contamination or w/e from the first batch fucking up subsequent batches, so I either have to dump the pan between batches and going in with fresh oil each batch (meaning I use a lot more oil) or do the big ol' pot filled with oil to fry all the chicken in one big deep-fried go (meaning I use a lot more oil)

    I guess I have four burners so I could just fry my chicken in four pans simultaneously iron-man style or something but that just saves me time rather than oil (or dishes)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hratli Smirks View Post
    My fried chicken is just about perfect. My only problem now is the size of my frying pan (you see I've found that the first batch comes out perfect but the second batch comes out poorly due to burning flour contamination or w/e from the first batch fucking up subsequent batches, so I either have to dump the pan between batches and going in with fresh oil each batch (meaning I use a lot more oil) or do the big ol' pot filled with oil to fry all the chicken in one big deep-fried go (meaning I use a lot more oil)

    I guess I have four burners so I could just fry my chicken in four pans simultaneously iron-man style or something but that just saves me time rather than oil (or dishes)
    On a related note I recently attempted to quadfry pancakes, it was probably the most fun I've had cooking since I was a little kid.

    The one big problem I had was I only had two cast iron frying pans (my English sort of fails me here but I think that's what they're called), so for the other two I was forced to use modern frying pans and the result is never as good with those

    Upside is the oldskool iron ones are way too heavy to flipthrow the pancake with so I guess that minimized the amount of floorpancakes. Although I am starting to get damn skilled a flipthrowing pancakes, only drop maybe one or two if I'm focused.

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    There really is no way to skip flour contamination of your oil, that I know of. If you want a lot of perfect fried chicken, be prepared to use a lot of oil.

    I, for my part, am cooking a nice batch of homegrown shrooms fried in butter, cream, cream cheese (redundant fatty goodness is redundant) topped with a blue cheese so ripe it's about to gain sentience, garlic and salt...

    Spread it on top of fresh bread and have a foodgasm.
    [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/hChYV.png[/IMG]

    "Every rifter counts friend" - VR

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    How did you grow your mushrooms, and what variety? Impregnated dowels in logs? Compost in a dark room? Buried spores?

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    I'm rather happy with where I'm at with my breaded fried chicken, using the milk/egg dredge into flour/seasonings/breading. Turn out well pan fried.

    What I can't seem to figure out is battered fried chicken. My attempts thus so far have either ended with batter that just comes off way too easily in the oil, or is so thick that it has a mediocre to poor taste/texture. I think I need both a better batter recipe, and maybe a dedicated deep fryer. I'm also going to check out batter recipes used for various fried fish and vegetables, since it should work just as well.

    edit: I was just looking at pressure cookers and they're quite expensive for something I'd only probably use for chicken

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    Gobbins, if you ever get into an FA corp, let me know.

    I'll help you hunt down the corp who accepted you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hratli Smirks View Post
    My fried chicken is just about perfect. My only problem now is the size of my frying pan (you see I've found that the first batch comes out perfect but the second batch comes out poorly due to burning flour contamination or w/e from the first batch fucking up subsequent batches, so I either have to dump the pan between batches and going in with fresh oil each batch (meaning I use a lot more oil) or do the big ol' pot filled with oil to fry all the chicken in one big deep-fried go (meaning I use a lot more oil)

    I guess I have four burners so I could just fry my chicken in four pans simultaneously iron-man style or something but that just saves me time rather than oil (or dishes)
    There are a couple of things you could do, like getting a professional deep-fryer, in a professional deep-fryer, the heat is in tubes that heat the grease and bits of flour fall below these tubes, to the "cold" area of the fryer and have less of a tendency to burn.

    If you're not using a deep-fry thermometer, you should (after adding the chicken, the oil temperature should be at around 150C or just enough to keep the pieces 'bubbling').

    Dairy contamination is sometimes to blame (and worse), not the flour alone, so if you're using milk in your marinade, your chicken will darken a lot more (draining, drying, cooling and/or lower-strength milk helps apart from skipping dairy altogether)

    You could also poach your chicken in some nicely seasoned water before frying. It's different, but can also have a very good flavor while reducing frying time to a minimum.

    Good luck.
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    I don't know why but I just read all the cooking post in the style of Patrick Bateman. Somehow it just works...

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    Quote Originally Posted by voodooidol View Post
    I don't know why but I just read all the cooking post in the style of Patrick Bateman. Somehow it just works...
    I read them all of the posts with the voice of Gordon Ramsey. For lulz of course, I think.

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