Comedy Killmails

**Aoko Aohara** · 2011-05-30

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9812862

He came out of a wormhole from somewhere near Jita. I guess he heard there was PvP in nullsec and felt he needed extra cargo space for all the ammo he'd use.

**floyd** · 2011-05-30

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9812344

**gr ant** · 2011-05-30

Originally Posted by Kejchal

http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=233183

All his losses have very interesting fit. Actually they are worse and worse.

Who let him get that Aeon....

edit: wait, he lost the Navy Apoc and Aeon in the same day? Did he literally just crawl into it?

**Dogbeast** · 2011-05-30

I understand the need to evac....but in a Bestower? Really?

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9813662

**Internet Spaceships** · 2011-05-30

Shield tanked Archon, nbd:

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9815510

**Murr** · 2011-05-30

Originally Posted by Internet Spaceships

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9808179

Not exactly comedy for lowsec stupidity.

**Internet Spaceships** · 2011-05-31

Velator army strikes again:

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9820681

**Habitual Line Stepper** · 2011-05-31

Two examples of people who desperately need to learn of T2 battlecruisers.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9822142
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9817567

**Atticus** · 2011-05-31

Couple funnies from last night I'd like to share with the world.

Best Ahac evar - http://www.black-legion.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=24904
Rail Dram, Best Dram - http://www.black-legion.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=24922

**Habitual Line Stepper** · 2011-06-01

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9812344

Slugnog · 2011-06-01

http://wololo.us/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=130739

Badger Mark 3?

**Space Dude123** · 2011-06-01

Originally Posted by Slugnog

http://wololo.us/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=130739

Badger Mark 3?

That would be Tech 3 badger. Hauler drake is badger mark 3.

**Raze** · 2011-06-01

Cloaky Gila needs to die:

http://asgard.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_d...kll_id=9825174

**Perseus Kallistratos** · 2011-06-01

http://www.a-kills.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=463142

**total** · 2011-06-02

http://www.northern-coalition.co.uk/...l&kll_id=59862

Tu Ko · 2011-06-02

http://gents.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9834787

**Nooodz** · 2011-06-02

Originally Posted by total

http://www.northern-coalition.co.uk/...l&kll_id=59862

Oh my God!

It even has a frigate MWD.

**UnknownPoster** · 2011-06-03

Originally Posted by TrojanMan

http://www.a-kills.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=463142

Yeah he died due to lack of shield recharge clearly

Originally Posted by total

http://www.northern-coalition.co.uk/...l&kll_id=59862

My god! Whats is this i dont even!

**Jirai Grepher** · 2011-06-03

These are the people on the winning side..

http://amok.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9838767

**Don Peyote** · 2011-06-03

Originally Posted by Jirai Grepher

These are the people on the winning side..

http://amok.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9838767

Well I can see why... but that's... hmm

**Elmo** · 2011-06-03

http://88.190.235.245/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9420

"Don't worry I got this!"

**Securitas** · 2011-06-03

http://concordiat.killmail.org/?a=ki...kll_id=9832397

I believe this guy was trying to act as bait. Might wanna like, have a point, though.

**UnknownPoster** · 2011-06-04

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9843585

Hero rifter!

**Don Peyote** · 2011-06-04

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=9852786

Looks like a thunderdome but I'm not sure

**UnknownPoster** · 2011-06-05

Originally Posted by ImmaSplodeYouFace

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=9852786

Looks like a thunderdome but I'm not sure

a video of this would be awesome

**Nooodz** · 2011-06-05

words just fail me

awesome fit.

**teds** · 2011-06-05

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9861694

i want to believe

**gr ant** · 2011-06-05

ever live in a Wormhole?

**oaahem** · 2011-06-05

highsec savesec

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9861694

**Major Templar** · 2011-06-06

http://gents.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9865695

He was in a Sanctum hung up on the rings trying to enter warp. We got point and he just stopped trying to warp and sat there while we dropped supers on him. This was without a doubt a botter due to him just being hung up like that. But the real comedy is his fitting. LMAO!

**Space Dude123** · 2011-06-06

Originally Posted by Major Templar

http://gents.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9865695

He was in a Sanctum hung up on the rings trying to enter warp. We got point and he just stopped trying to warp and sat there while we dropped supers on him. This was without a doubt a botter due to him just being hung up like that. But the real comedy is his fitting. LMAO!

That is a pretty common botter type fitting. Makes them better at warping off, and I bet with the supposed bot hunt ccp claims to have been doing logging off is part of what is being monitored. So it just does a retreat to pos thing I guess and it failed at that.

+1 Gold star for you for killing a bot.

**Aurora148** · 2011-06-06

its not really a comedy fit, i used to run sanctums in a fit basically the same, it is a lot more efficient than a normal pvp fit carrier.

**omgdutch2005** · 2011-06-06

i just saw this one...

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboar...hp?id=13490226

not comedy, well i thinkt he guy who popped him lol-ed big time...

crazy hat's BOSS showed up and started chatting /w him for 10m, and he didnt logoff ^^ in high-sec during a war..... above is end result... (its all bpc's apparently tho....)

else 24B loss == facepalm big time

**Neddy** · 2011-06-06

http://firestar-eve.net/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=33570

New residents. Need to learn.

Tu Ko · 2011-06-06

http://gents.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9865695

**Securitas** · 2011-06-07

Originally Posted by Neddy

http://firestar-eve.net/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=33570

New residents. Need to learn.

Well they're called "Airkio Mining Corp" so what do you expect? A highsec system and the word "mining" is 2/3 of their corp name, the last 1/3 being "Corp." :P

**Ralara** · 2011-06-07

Originally Posted by Aurora148

its not really a comedy fit, i used to run sanctums in a fit basically the same, it is a lot more efficient than a normal pvp fit carrier.

This.

My thanny had 3x SB, 2x target painters in the mids, lows were 2 hardners, a repper and the rest were i-stabs.

v0v

**Perseus Kallistratos** · 2011-06-07

http://a-kills.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=465597

**Laina Delapore** · 2011-06-07

http://www.fatal-ascension.com/killb...l&kll_id=23013

Fit warpstabs, die anyay, right? Especially if you choose ctrl-q as your escape method after agressing, in a HIC bubble.