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    Default Whitehound Lecture: Shitposting 101

    Quote Originally Posted by luksajlo View Post
    fap fap fap
    I hereby announce the latest contender, luksajlo, to the decathlon of retarded shit posters, making his entry at the rear end. \o/

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    Carefull there Whitehound :P

    You are riding the edge of acknowledgement for kugu posters now.
    Tip one way at none will ever care or read your posts again and you will forever be disregarded as being irrelevant and retarded.

    Tip the other way, you might get away with a million negreps and a second chance to do some good posting some day.

    ~rep matters..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dsan View Post
    Carefull there Whitehound :P

    You are riding the edge of acknowledgement for kugu posters now.
    Tip one way at none will ever care or read your posts again and you will forever be disregarded as being irrelevant and retarded.

    Tip the other way, you might get away with a million negreps and a second chance to do some good posting some day.

    ~rep matters..
    Do you want in on the race? You should know that if you challenge me then you will be fighting for the title.

    My suggestion to you is to just stick to the topic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dsan View Post
    Carefull there Whitehound :P

    You are riding the edge of acknowledgement for kugu posters now.
    Tip one way at none will ever care or read your posts again and you will forever be disregarded as being irrelevant and retarded.

    Tip the other way, you might get away with a million negreps and a second chance to do some good posting some day.

    ~rep matters..
    He's already irrelevant and retarded, you should look through this thread and see how.

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    Again, you made mistake. I did not wrote about you. I wrote about what you saying. I'm not attacking you, I'm trying to show you the direction. But, you just proved that your interest is not to actually help in improve something for the game or the player experience, you just trying to prove yourself in the bizzzzzzare manner.

    Two more things, you missed the point of the thread [devblog] tech nerf, because you started pubbie talk like on very site from you get banned, and you do not know a jack about fap fap faping!
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    Should be noted that in a purely metaphorical no-homo sense I have been blowing loads on Whitehound's face through most of this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller View Post
    Should be noted that in a purely metaphorical no-homo sense I have been blowing loads on Whitehound's face through most of this thread.
    That is not much of a achievement! No offense...
    [SIGPIC]Had my sig here[/SIGPIC]

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    Quote Originally Posted by luksajlo View Post
    fap fap fap
    Quote Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller View Post
    fap fap fap
    luksajlo and Hilmar Keller now appear to be the remaining contenders in this thrilling decathlon of retarded shit posters. Who will win? The newcomer or Hilmar Keller?!

    Wait for the next postings to come and see how they ejaculate over the forums in another attempt to win the title!

    \o/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitehound View Post
    luksajlo and Hilmar Keller now appear to be the remaining contenders in this thrilling decathlon of retarded shit posters. Who will win? The newcomer or Hilmar Keller?!

    Wait for the next postings to come and see how they ejaculate over the forums in another attempt to win the title!

    \o/
    You wound me, brb losing a freighter to a solo vaga in highsec

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitehound View Post
    a wall of shit
    look at him puppetmasta'ing everyone who replies to him

    oh shit I, too, just got puppetmasta'd

    so fetch

    so fuckin' fetch

    might as well just kill myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fix Lag View Post
    look at him puppetmasta'ing everyone who replies to him

    oh shit I, too, just got puppetmasta'd

    so fetch

    so fuckin' fetch

    might as well just kill myself
    Do not hate yourself! You can have the title. I give it to you without a fight.

    Everyone shall know you as The Retard from now on.

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    Goddamn youre a shiteating stupid niggerfucklord whitehound.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitehound View Post

    Everyone shall know you as The Retard from now on.
    Please leave my town now, take the A19 north towards Newcastle, where the rest of the cunts live

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitehound View Post
    Do not hate yourself! You can have the title. I give it to you without a fight.

    Everyone shall know you as The Retard from now on.


    Get kicked in the dick.

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    While the decathlon of retarded shit posting continues do I give you:

    The Rules of Retardedness


    You cannot stop replying to off topic posts? You are a retard.
    You give rep and continue to shit post? You are a retard.
    You cannot find the ignore function? You are a retard.
    You make friend requests while you are shit posting? You are a retard.
    You shit post while there is an ongoing challenge for the title? You are a retard.


    Anyone who does not follow these rules does not qualify as a retard and therefore is expelled from the contest.

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    Now back to techshit . How much T2 hulls will cost if this goes TQ?

    And with barge changes are we heading into a great deflation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MerOne View Post
    Now back to techshit . How much T2 hulls will cost if this goes TQ?
    We're already seeing immediate effects - Tech accounts for 70% of a Hulk's value, so seeing as that's dropped in half, you can expect Hulks to drop by a corresponding amount (280mil - 35% = 186mil).

    I'd run the numbers on Zealots and other HACs, but . They're bound to get cheaper, anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MerOne View Post
    And with barge changes are we heading into a great deflation?
    Pretty much. After the price climb we had would I not want to call it a "great" deflation, but it is coming. Mineral prices have stopped climbing or started falling. Nocxium went down fast in the last couple days.

    @Grim: *lol*

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    Dear Whitehound

    you got puppetmasta'd

    sincerely
    Fix Lag

    ps your new name is Niggerhound

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitehound View Post
    Pretty much. After the price climb we had would I not want to call it a "great" deflation, but it is coming. Mineral prices have stopped climbing or started falling. Nocxium went down fast in the last couple days.
    It's ok though it's not my price

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fix Lag View Post
    fap fap fap
    Fix Lag comes with a surprise shit post attack even though he is already holding the title!! What a match! \o/

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    Hey let's get back to jimmy's point Whitehound, are these prices from Jita to be trusted? I mean, they're so different from estimated prices.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller View Post
    Hey let's get back to jimmy's point Whitehound, are these prices from Jita to be trusted? I mean, they're so different from estimated prices.
    No idea what you are talking about, but I do trade at Jita as well across several regions and have lowered my prices. So my prices are going down and Jimmy just does not care about it.

    I have about 60b ISK in mineral and ore buy orders up that I need to manage with what is coming.

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    "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Whitehound again."

    Your posts make my brain stab itself, Whitehound. I did just look at your profile and you claim to be 42 years old. Did you spend 30 years in a coma or something?

    In related news, the upcoming Tech nerf has caused Test to start taxing ratters to make up for lost alliance income.






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    Quote Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller View Post
    Skiffs are about as nice as they come - the difference in mining yield between it and a Hulk is 25% at Exhumers 5, but you get a bigger ore hold and a tank nothing short of a few Tornados can suicide.

    Yeah, I was thinking about investing in a few Skiffs to put back on the market last night, but some voice in my head said YOU'RE BUYING FUCKING SKIFFS? and I cried a little.
    LOL. I did make the leap and bought a couple of BPOs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitehound View Post
    Do not hate yourself! You can have the title. I give it to you without a fight.

    Everyone shall know you as The Retard from now on.
    Butterdog?

    If you really want PL ti kill your alliance (again) post with your main.

    Quote Originally Posted by Feathersword View Post
    "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Whitehound again."

    Your posts make my brain stab itself, Whitehound. I did just look at your profile and you claim to be 42 years old. Did you spend 30 years in a coma or something?
    Well, I'm fourty-four and I manage to be plenty adolescent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Feathersword View Post
    "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Whitehound again."

    Your posts make my brain stab itself, Whitehound. I did just look at your profile and you claim to be 42 years old. Did you spend 30 years in a coma or something?
    I would not know. My brain has not yet tried to stab itself. If you have more questions then visit me at my shed:

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    You heard it, guys: He's a 42-year-old chickenfucker.

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    OHBOY OHBOY, an image macro
    (4:14:52 AM) grimbold_dengrist: all Marivauder does as a mod is post about being a mod

    (11:47:38 AM) endie: If you lot don't stop that I'm moving this corp to test

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    Gas OP, burn thread.

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    Meltdown threads are soo mainstream

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbechk View Post
    Meltdown threads are soo mainstream
    What do you expect?! There is a lot of stupid kids out there that need a good melting and forums are a fun way to get it done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitehound View Post
    What do you expect?! There is a lot of stupid kids out there that need a good melting and forums are a fun way to get it done.
    Look at whitehound is doing

    look at his posting

    Look at how he plays us and controls our responses through his carefully crafted words

    It's so meta even this acronym

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    Look at your own posts, too. Do you see your hate, frustration and anger and how you need to get it out? That is what makes you retarded and lets you fail to see the topic.

    Class dismissed!

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    [spoiler=Whitehound finds a keyboard]

    [/spoiler]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fix Lag View Post
    [spoiler=Whitehound finds a keyboard]

    [/spoiler]
    The lecture is over, but I can give you private lessons. Can you pay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller View Post
    You heard it, guys: He's a 42-year-old chickenfucker.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    hah this thread was pretty great

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    HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS THING

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    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Where's the rest of it, i.e. the part where he recommends freighters get +2 warp stability and then it's discovered that he lost a freighter in highsec to a solo vaga

    Because I mean this part is good but that part is fucking hilarious

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    Still ashamed he lives in the same town as me
    (4:14:52 AM) grimbold_dengrist: all Marivauder does as a mod is post about being a mod

    (11:47:38 AM) endie: If you lot don't stop that I'm moving this corp to test

    Quote Originally Posted by Grath View Post
    Power was meant to be abused.

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    He also suggests that Jita prices 'aren't accurate'

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