Delvolution

[Lorren Canada]

Makalu took off running so fast he left smoketrails.

Yea I woke up in time to jump in suas's drake fleet and we cynoed in on top of Tengu's running home or something. After waiting ten minutes in TiDi to follow them through into LWX we began to brawl as they burned towards an align. I'm not sure if suas realized they were 100mn fit or how fast they were but despite our best efforts they outran out drakes so fast they were dropping out of lock range. Anyway suas had us lock up Makalu manually to get webs on him I don't remember exactly what, but I remember being amused to see he was going 50% faster than all the rest like he was heating his ab or something. In all fairness he might have been trying to get out in front to anchor but I still found if amusing to see the fc running faster than all the rest in their Chickencats.

Also working nights sucks since I'm at work for all the ustz fights and then come home and sleep through all the rus/eutz brawls.

Hey, I like Lorren! It's just imagining him quoting his posts with a proper Canuck accent. Gives it flair.

Joke's on you, I'm not even Canadian

[Maulth]

Nooooo. I had work off today and overslept. FUCK. That looks like an awesome fight. Props to Nulli&co for undocking.

[Ron Mexxico]

serious question

what corp will accept my tengu alt if you take omist

[Jm24]

serious question

what corp will accept my tengu alt if you take omist

If you are interested in freeing trapped assets from years bygone contact my PL alt elanis to arrange such a deal. Copy
paste this post so I don't forget if I'm drunken piloting.

If you need alts in the alliance contact jm24 for negotiations.

[Raketefrau]

That was some serious deep dicking. I foresee some bruised prostates.

[Securitas]

tl;dr of the S2N alliance update

"It's not going as bad as it seems, guys. Our alliance is losing literally all of its space and we haven't bothered to fight for any of it. We're outnumbered, outgunned and outmatched. And to top it off our coalition is made up of paint thinner-huffing shitstains and led by impotent cowards living in fantasy worlds. BUT WE HAVE A BUNCH OF KILLS LOOK AT THESE KB STATS FUCKING OWNED ALL THOSE DRAKES :toot: MOVING THE GOALPOSTS BACK NULLI SECUNDA 2012 ALLIANCE OF THE YEAR WOOOO TIME FOR ASSAULT FRIG ~WULFPAX~"

Guess it'd be better to write an alliance update saying "everyone is terrible get to highsec now," right?

Richter, sometimes you just aren't very bright. If your alliance is losing space and the will to fight, you write the best combination of truth and inspiration you can. You can't outright lie or spin, because people will know, but you also can't paint a depressing picture of the future. It's a good update; it's honest that things aren't going well but (ideally, unfortunately for Nulli it's probably too late) it'll inspire people to get back into the fight. Nulli's been a good deal more active than AAA, so they do have some things to be proud of.

Seriously what did you expect? Because if every little thing doesn't agree with your assessment that every single player in the SoCo is retarded and should shoot themselves IRL, you get mad and stomp your feet and try to imitate grath. You seriously need to learn how to differentiate the game from reality and appreciate subtlety a little more.

[Some Market Dude]

I'm sure Nulli could get some blue standings and space in Branch if they asked nice. I doubt Mittani would even make them kiss his ring or any other such official display of subjugation.

The God Emperor WILL set all of Eve on His Golden Path. Better to bend the knee now and reap the rewards of his blessing than to be amongst the last of the ragged and hopeless holdouts.

[Securitas]

The God Emperor WILL set all of Eve on His Golden Path.

what happens next?

[Bowkers]

So who is his favorite son that will mortally wound him but at the same time die himself?

[Jean Leaner]

I think I might legitmately look forward to seeing the eye of terror make a full circle around eve.

[Ulhass]

heresy

[Some Market Dude]

what happens next?

Only the God Emperor can see all the strands of time and weave them together into His Golden Path.

[someguyfromoverthere]

I think I might legitmately look forward to seeing the eye of terror make a full circle around eve.

this made me smile, irl

[Jean Leaner]

I'd join the cfc just to do a speed lap around nullsec, it'd be pretty cool

[Kevin]

200 jumps in tidi.

Sounds like a blast.

[Ulhass]

200 jumps in tidi.

Sounds like a blast.

you get tidi in almost all large fights that aren't on a reinforced node

[KariJ]

So who is his favorite son that will mortally wound him but at the same time die himself?

Montolio. TEST follows Chaos, I think we've known this for a while now.

[Wusti]

<3 Nulli - always have since we started brawling in the Thunderdome, lead by good guys doing their best, but with unaccountable loyalty to shit-stain arrogant arsewipes.

Of such stories are legends made.

Fear not fellas - your alliance, no matter how many of the weak as piss types you lose, will be the better for it and hold your heads high. Just don't stop fighting and creating content for your members boys.

Good update (althought the AF thing is a bit on the suss side...)

[Night]

Montolio. TEST follows Chaos, I think we've known this for a while now.

I'm pretty sure Mittens is the one who keeps being portrayed as the leader of the hordes of Chaos from the north.

Though that's Fantasy.

[Messoroz]

I'm waiting for SoCo to train a fleet comp consisting of BSes fit with target spectrum breakers. In theory any blob should be unable to maintain a lock. Of course that'll never happen.

[ihaveahelmet]

Though that's Fantasy.

Fits the LARPing background, in a way.

[Fast Rap Tupac Srbija]

Montolio. TEST follows Chaos, I think we've known this for a while now.

Most of TEST worships Slaanesh. All he wants you to do is feel as hard as you can in whatever possible ways you can.

Clearly that means tons of coke and bitches.

[Banlish]

Most of TEST worships Slaanesh. All he wants you to do is feel as hard as you can in whatever possible ways you can.

Clearly that means tons of coke and bitches.

Some of us old bitter vets are 'Children of the Khorne'. We go into battle screaming 'More Blood for the BLOOD GOD!'




reference: http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Khorne

[Scotch]

"Where does the Eye lead?"

"...where would you like to go?"

[Atticus]

I'm not involved, but I'm going to use objective killboard statistics to make the conclusion that AAA are victoriously winning this conflict.

[SoCo]

So.. what.. is this over now? can we pack our bags and go back to Catch or what? Is it time for "lets all hide in LGK for 3 months and play world of tank" time ? Then the evil goon will get tired and go back to ratting in fountain and we can shoot structures for weeks with no gudfights? If we close our eyes and hold hands is LGK and think happy thoughts the evil monsters will go away. This is getting really old, i think this will be the third time I've done that.. someone please kill us and set us free. Let the nightmare end ffs.

[Checkbox Poll]

thread needs more 40k references imo

[Ron Mexxico]

why is lake camping 5 dudes in ge- in a frig gang

[Themick]

So.. what.. is this over now? can we pack our bags and go back to Catch or what? Is it time for "lets all hide in LGK for 3 months and play world of tank" time ? Then the evil goon will get tired and go back to ratting in fountain and we can shoot structures for weeks with no gudfights? If we close our eyes and hold hands is LGK and think happy thoughts the evil monsters will go away. This is getting really old, i think this will be the third time I've done that.. someone please kill us and set us free. Let the nightmare end ffs.

A "didn't want that alliance anyway," and; "come at us bro" in the same paragraph. Impressive.

[Makalu Zarya]

We got a good fight today... even though goons and pl all blobbed us 3 to 1... we killed more than 150 drakes and only lost 20 tengus and we killed pl's dreads it was a pretty good day.

You're going to get a fight tomorrow... today will be nothing compared to that. I'm in the top 10 on evekill this week and our killboard is looking really good... i'm looking forward to killing your fleets again.

[Raketefrau]

If your alliance is losing space and the will to fight, you write the best combination of truth and inspiration you can. You can't outright lie or spin, because people will know, but you also can't paint a depressing picture of the future.

Right, and if you're on the opposite side, winning the war, you're supposed to mock the loser's inspirational speech.

Everybody's just fulfilling their role here. Don't take it so personally.

[Praesus Lecti]

We got a good fight today... even though goons and pl all blobbed us 3 to 1... we killed more than 150 drakes and only lost 20 tengus and we killed pl's dreads it was a pretty good day.

You're going to get a fight tomorrow... today will be nothing compared to that. I'm in the top 10 on evekill this week and our killboard is looking really good... i'm looking forward to killing your fleets again.

Too bad the space your allies occupy is dropping faster than your killboard stats are rising.

[nightlord]

For the changer of ways!

[Toasted]

For reasons that pass beyond understanding, AAA holds fast to the T3 mantra. It has a bit more dps than the Drake and a bit more tank but is comparatively expensive for an alliance with no tech. I see nothing wrong with fleet of Alphas and a fleet of Drakes or some variant of BC hulled ship versus the CFC Horde.

In the end, CFC is taking their sov objectives. I don't think anyone with a modicum of objectivity would think this would not happen. This is especially true with the reluctance of the South Bloc to use caps of any sort for anything other than carrier logistics.

Perhaps we'll see the elusive AAA cap fleet fighting under jammers in 25S or FAT before vanishing into the wind? I don't think CFC will be able to kill off AAA but perhaps even AAA folks are tired with simply melting away once there is a serious threat on the horizon.

Come on Maka, sit down with your partners and decide on a defense/counter attack plan. I think your people would appreciate some sort of plan and even if they lose, they can take advantage of the defense options to make it expensive for CFC and provide a shit ton of mails for the troops.

No doubt DBRB will not mind grinding Querious, PB, Catch, Impass, Immensea, Tenerifis, Feyth etc but who knows if the rest of the coalition will want to ride on that particular short bus until September/October.

[raw]

We got a good fight today... even though goons and pl all blobbed us 3 to 1... we killed more than 150 drakes and only lost 20 tengus and we killed pl's dreads it was a pretty good day.

You're going to get a fight tomorrow... today will be nothing compared to that. I'm in the top 10 on evekill this week and our killboard is looking really good... i'm looking forward to killing your fleets again.

http://www.kugutsumen.com/entry.php?...t-make-me-care

[jimmychrist]

I'm pretty sure goons are servants of Nurgle.

[Themick]

So with basically no threat to Cfc-hb supers, how quickly do pos, ihubs, etc get burned down/reinforced? A couple hours?

[jimmychrist]

The smell is what gives them away

[Tez]

We got a good fight today... even though goons and pl all blobbed us 3 to 1... we killed more than 150 drakes and only lost 20 tengus and we killed pl's dreads it was a pretty good day.

You're going to get a fight tomorrow... today will be nothing compared to that. I'm in the top 10 on evekill this week and our killboard is looking really good... i'm looking forward to killing your fleets again.

Battledoctor says 1300 vs 800, so it wasn't even 2 to 1. And I'm sure the citizens of Delve, Querious, and Period Basis rest easy at night knowing Makalu is in the top 10 on evekill so everything's fine.

[Lorren Canada]

why is lake camping 5 dudes in ge- in a frig gang

Gents are deployed in Delve to harass the locals there.

[Ron Mexxico]

yea people with no tech can't afford tengus~

Gents are deployed in Delve to harass the locals there.

4 1/2 hours sitting on that station and killed a few frigs and a BC. i guess we know who the bitch in the CFC is now

[Opti]

yea people with no tech can't afford tengus~


4 1/2 hours sitting on that station and killed a few frigs and a BC. i guess we know who the bitch in the CFC is now

maybe if i had some tech moons i could afford you

[Tez]

Humbled and shamed by Ron Mexxico

[Ron Mexxico]

maybe if i had some tech moons i could afford you

i'm free for you bro

cause you're so fetch

[Richter Belmont]

Guess it'd be better to write an alliance update saying "everyone is terrible get to highsec now," right?

Richter, sometimes you just aren't very bright. If your alliance is losing space and the will to fight, you write the best combination of truth and inspiration you can. You can't outright lie or spin, because people will know, but you also can't paint a depressing picture of the future. It's a good update; it's honest that things aren't going well but (ideally, unfortunately for Nulli it's probably too late) it'll inspire people to get back into the fight. Nulli's been a good deal more active than AAA, so they do have some things to be proud of.

Seriously what did you expect? Because if every little thing doesn't agree with your assessment that every single player in the SoCo is retarded and should shoot themselves IRL, you get mad and stomp your feet and try to imitate grath. You seriously need to learn how to differentiate the game from reality and appreciate subtlety a little more.

Shut the fuck up, Securitas.

Please, some more people post that soundcloud. I don't think we got the link yet...

Not withstanding that SoCo has some fucking shitty posters, it would be quite awesome if the 80% shitposters from CFC would fuck off, and leave the proper posting to DHD, Endie, Lorren Canada and the like. Currently it's a shitstorm of most likely retarded former NC dudes gone CFC try-harding to be cool bros by doing "A is shit", "lol hellcamp", "y u not fight?" posts.

I could write a fucking doctoral thesis on why this -A- we are fighting is a godawful alliance, on how terrible their leadership and organization is, on how only bad things will come from following them (looking at you Nulli, this campaign wasn't going half bad for you when you were in charge and there were still tons of good fights to be had), on how we're going to deep dick them every time they attempt to juke or sidestep us, and on how the BROPACT is the strongest military force in this game.

But just saying "-A- is shit" saves everyone a hell of a lot of trouble.

[Grath]

So with basically no threat to Cfc-hb supers, how quickly do pos, ihubs, etc get burned down/reinforced? A couple hours?

10 minutes or less per system. Basically the SOV game mechanic itself has always been AAA's defense against invasion, you can see it here in this very thread where they're all "have fun with 188 stations". We're taking them out as fast as the system will allow right now, the POS sheet in the thread update changes so fast that you actually have to watch it to make sure you're not missing things.

IF the SoCo don't break out caps soon we'll probably be able to set a fairly record pace through here since we have probably 30 FC's at any given point (limiting burnout) and at our current pace we should be chewing on the front of catch inside 2 weeks.

[Richter Belmont]

I'd join the cfc just to do a speed lap around nullsec, it'd be pretty cool

DAWWW is always recruiting.

[Fast Rap Tupac Srbija]

Some of us old bitter vets are 'Children of the Khorne'. We go into battle screaming 'More Blood for the BLOOD GOD!'




reference: http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Khorne

bloodfags pls go

[jimmychrist]

looking at you Nulli, this campaign wasn't going half bad for you when you were in charge and there were still tons of good fights to be had

I thought you weren't down there for good fights. If you're signalling a change in policy I would gladly offer myself as a neutral party to chair the renegotiation of terFRUNGHGRAFHURBLAGHRG

[Scotch]

So with basically no threat to Cfc-hb supers, how quickly do pos, ihubs, etc get burned down/reinforced? A couple hours?

Biggest time sink is recharging jump cap on fucking dreads and titans.