Delvolution

**Sen** · 2012-07-04

The posts from -A- members and the recordings of Maka are 100x better at convincing me how much SoCo suck than any of the goon/test propaganda/posts AND I'm in the SoCo. FML.

"We dont care come take our space we'll just take it back from stain and shit blah blah blah" - Well fuck you dickheads, thanks for thinking about your allies.

I want to fight this war so fucking bad and every day I log in and theres NO CTAs, nothing - just russian speaking bomber fleets I can't even fucking join because i don't speak russian that camp some jew sling bubble in fountain and achieve fuck all but a few green dots on the KB.

Is -A- seriously in charge of this crap? Why can't Nulli? HELL even fucking RA take charge and actually put up the slightest fight?

Maybe theres some big plans I don't know about... because if this is what the rest of the campaign is going to be like, I'm definately voting for the rape and pillage of -A-. Sorry for the badpost. Raging and shit.

**Bowkers** · 2012-07-04

And so it begins!

**raptor217** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Sen

The posts from -A- members and the recordings of Maka are 100x better at convincing me how much SoCo suck than any of the goon/test propaganda/posts AND I'm in the SoCo. FML.

"We dont care come take our space we'll just take it back from stain and shit blah blah blah" - Well fuck you dickheads, thanks for thinking about your allies.

I want to fight this war so fucking bad and every day I log in and theres NO CTAs, nothing - just russian speaking bomber fleets I can't even fucking join because i don't speak russian that camp some jew sling bubble in fountain and achieve fuck all but a few green dots on the KB.

Is -A- seriously in charge of this crap? Why can't Nulli? HELL even fucking RA take charge and actually put up the slightest fight?

Maybe theres some big plans I don't know about... because if this is what the rest of the campaign is going to be like, I'm definately voting for the rape and pillage of -A-. Sorry for the badpost. Raging and shit.

This is a fine example of a goodpost. If only your SoCo brethren could learn from you.

**Prodnovick** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Chopin

And so it begins!

The great shit storm of our time? I would say it started a while ago.

**tgr** · 2012-07-04

2 days from CFC declaration of war to "RETREAT TO NPC SPACE WULFPAX WULFPAX", a further 2 days for failure cascade to begin showing its head.

Well, it's certainly been interesting enough to watch the speed of the process, at least.

**Alavaria** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Sen

The posts from -A- members and the recordings of Maka are 100x better at convincing me how much SoCo suck than any of the goon/test propaganda/posts AND I'm in the SoCo. FML.

"We dont care come take our space we'll just take it back from stain and shit blah blah blah" - Well fuck you dickheads, thanks for thinking about your allies.

I want to fight this war so fucking bad and every day I log in and theres NO CTAs, nothing - just russian speaking bomber fleets I can't even fucking join because i don't speak russian that camp some jew sling bubble in fountain and achieve fuck all but a few green dots on the KB.

Is -A- seriously in charge of this crap? Why can't Nulli? HELL even fucking RA take charge and actually put up the slightest fight?

Maybe theres some big plans I don't know about... because if this is what the rest of the campaign is going to be like, I'm definitely voting for the rape and pillage of -A-. Sorry for the badpost. Raging and shit.

Yeah, I was wondering how you felt about losing all your space in the hopes of tiring us out and maybe after that -A- will take it back and maybe they won't just hold onto it.. do they already get rent from you? But while -A- might dream of posing as the savior over a tired and weary CFC/Honeybadger scratching at their door, I wouldn't count on it. For example: DaBigRedBoat.

Honestly, I guess it's a decent defense strategy on -A-'s part. Not that it'll be any fun to act as their bullet sponge.

trollman · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Sen

The posts from -A- members and the recordings of Maka are 100x better at convincing me how much SoCo suck than any of the goon/test propaganda/posts AND I'm in the SoCo. FML.

"We dont care come take our space we'll just take it back from stain and shit blah blah blah" - Well fuck you dickheads, thanks for thinking about your allies.

I want to fight this war so fucking bad and every day I log in and theres NO CTAs, nothing - just russian speaking bomber fleets I can't even fucking join because i don't speak russian that camp some jew sling bubble in fountain and achieve fuck all but a few green dots on the KB.

Is -A- seriously in charge of this crap? Why can't Nulli? HELL even fucking RA take charge and actually put up the slightest fight?

Maybe theres some big plans I don't know about... because if this is what the rest of the campaign is going to be like, I'm definately voting for the rape and pillage of -A-. Sorry for the badpost. Raging and shit.

is it so goddamned difficult to start your own fleet? Thats the problem with you lazy cunts, always being the little parasite who needs his hands hold. ITS NOT THAT HARD br0

**Richter Belmont** · 2012-07-04

Funny thing about DBRB, and I even believe he mentioned something like this in a previous post.

Just in TEST alone there are about two dozen people who aren't pants-on-head retarded with ships capable and willing to lead fleets to dunk on nerds, POS grind or both. I'm fairly certain there are similar numbers in RAZOR and Goonswarm, with the rest of the BROPACT alliances having motivated FCs willing to take initiative relative to their respective sizes. On top of this there are no PL space boogeymen to worry about (in fact they are using their caps/supers right alongside everyone) so you now have what is possibly the largest capital and super fleet ever assembled before.

And then there's boat, who seems to have a literal obsession with shooting inanimate objects and a never-ending amount of effort to give.

I don't think the rapetrain will be stopping anytime soon. Doubly so if the SoCo FCs are going to produce audio porn like that every single formup - it only motivates us more to shit violently down the throats of the ~elite pvp~ menace.

**Sen** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Alavaria

Yeah, I was wondering how you felt about losing all your space in the hopes of tiring us out and maybe after that -A- will take it back and maybe they won't just hold onto it.. do they already get rent from you? But while -A- might dream of posing as the savior over a tired and weary CFC/Honeybadger scratching at their door, I wouldn't count on it. For example: DaBigRedBoat.

Honestly, I guess it's a decent defense strategy on -A-'s part. Not that it'll be any fun to act as their bullet sponge.

My Alliance doesn't pay rent. But my wallet is a hell of alot lighter/non-existant thanks to this whole thing anyway. Give me techmunz plz.

**Truth** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Makalu Zarya

Okay...here is the thing

We came to delve for fights...the cfc want to take the south and win eve...you think that you can blob and win...you might take delve and querious but we dont care...if you invade catch we'll just take it back as soon as you leave

We don't care about sov...we're a small gang alliance...we don't like being blobbed and we'll just bomb you whenever you try,

this is the thing:
1. We have never cared about sov.
2. We don't need to blob to win.
3. You won't be able to kill us...we'll survive no matter what you do and take our space back as soon as you're gone.
4. We don't need our allies to live...if you kill them we'll be just fine...

If you want to take catch then go right ahead...we'll be there waiting until you have to go home.

EDIT: Funny enough, I believed this would be something Makalu would say

**Rascal** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Zippo

Thats probably gonna happen in Catch unless AAA evacs to Stain before it's real Nasty. People that lived in Branch know what its like to get really camped by the CFC. It's no es Bueno.

Having been on the receiving end of this, its not all that bad. And we did pay you back in earnest a bit further north

Fun times were had!

I wonder, though, is Makalu going to do what PsiXoZZ did that fateful day in Branch. Everyone was formed up, ready to got at it like rabid wolverines, only to be informed that "PsiXoZZ didn't show up. He doesn't approve of anyone else leading supers. So lets just stand down and watch them take our system."

The war in Catch/Stain where-ever it may extend to is only going to be interesting if Solar shows up. I think all of EVE has mad respect for them and they've earned it, and they are wise to stay out of the conflict untill it becomes dangerous to them.

**Sen** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by trollman

is it so goddamned difficult to start your own fleet? Thats the problem with you lazy cunts, always being the little parasite who needs his hands hold. ITS NOT THAT HARD br0

Hey dickhead - havn't you heard? we're not allowed.

Plus, tried anyway - even SBUd a CFC system by myself (hence the wallet being empty) and tried to form up a fleet for it. Was promptly ignored by everyone in the formup channels. So suck me off you cum goblin. Not all of us enjoy sitting in stations or blowing up a few drakes. I actually like winning wars.

Next time don't make assumptions like a pig idiot.

**tgr** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Sen

Hey dickhead - havn't you heard? we're not allowed.

Plus, tried anyway - even SBUd a CFC system by myself (hence the wallet being empty) and tried to form up a fleet for it. Was promptly ignored by everyone in the formup channels. So suck me off you cum goblin. Not all of us enjoy sitting in stations or blowing up a few drakes. I actually like winning wars.

Next time don't make assumptions like a pig idiot.

And if more people had your spirit, this would've been an actually fun war, I reckon, for all sides, and something which CCP could've used to great effect to bring in even more people.

Oh well.

**Tez** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Sen

Hey dickhead - havn't you heard? we're not allowed.

Plus, tried anyway - even SBUd a CFC system by myself (hence the wallet being empty) and tried to form up a fleet for it. Was promptly ignored by everyone in the formup channels. So suck me off you cum goblin. Not all of us enjoy sitting in stations or blowing up a few drakes. I actually like winning wars.

Next time don't make assumptions like a pig idiot.

I like you.

Also thank you -A- for a new video idea. The next few weeks aren't gonna be pretty.

**Solar Fleet Best Fleet** · 2012-07-04

Chill out Sir Sen, I'm sure many Soco members are feeling the same way you are.

I understand it's probably a damn frustrating position, but remember this is a game. You have no actual obligation to listen to -A-. Seriously, fuck them. They don't care about you, why should you care about them? Your chances of success in this war will fucking skyrocket the moment you kick -A- to the curb. Fuck -A-'s supers, they won't log them in. Fuck -A 's numbers, they just sit in stations anyway. Fuck -A-'s leadership, they care about themselves and nobody else. The only thing you'd be losing by kicking -A- is cowardice and incompetence.

It sounds like propaganda, but you're fucked if you stay with -A-. The CFC won't run out of steam, not on this one. I hope your leaders figure this out before it's too late.

**raptor217** · 2012-07-04

I wonder how malaku and the -A- puppet masters will spin the inevitable AAA retreat to Stain as a victory...

**ihaveahelmet** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Sen

Hey dickhead - havn't you heard? we're not allowed.

Plus, tried anyway - even SBUd a CFC system by myself (hence the wallet being empty) and tried to form up a fleet for it. Was promptly ignored by everyone in the formup channels. So suck me off you cum goblin. Not all of us enjoy sitting in stations or blowing up a few drakes. I actually like winning wars.

Next time don't make assumptions like a pig idiot.

ahahahahahhahah

"cum goblin"

**Rezorek** · 2012-07-04

Holy shit Sen, leave that sinking ship while you can.

***Andski*** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by raptor217

I wonder how malaku and the -A- puppet masters will spin the inevitable AAA retreat to Stain as a victory...

They'll be free from the shackles of sov, free to forever roam in wulfpax and fade into irrelevance.

**Malcanis** · 2012-07-04

I wonder if this will be the campaign that finally convinces the rest of EVE that letting -A- participate in - let alone lead - a campaign is the kiss of death.

Can anyone tell me the last war that they didn't totally shit up?

**Sen** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Rezorek

Holy shit Sen, leave that sinking ship while you can.

My corp arn't the kind to pick up and leave when the going gets tough. But our Alliance/Coalition leadership seriously need to wake up and start being as proactive as possible. Im still sitting here watching my SBUs trying to convince people to come shoot your TCUs :P

I was pretty relaxed until some -A- idiot came in here and called me a lazy parasite lol.

**Berdennol** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Sen

My corp arn't the kind to pick up and leave when the going gets tough. But our Alliance/Coalition leadership seriously need to wake up and start being as proactive as possible. Im still sitting here watching my SBUs trying to convince people to come shoot your TCUs :P

I was pretty relaxed until some -A- idiot came in here and called me a lazy parasite lol.

What alliance are you in?

**Rezorek** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Sen

My corp arn't the kind to pick up and leave when the going gets tough. But our Alliance/Coalition leadership seriously need to wake up and start being as proactive as possible. Im still sitting here watching my SBUs trying to convince people to come shoot your TCUs :P

I was pretty relaxed until some -A- idiot came in here and called me a lazy parasite lol.

I commend for your willingness to stand and fight but that will burn you out very quickly unless others stand side-by-side with you. Are you RED by chance? I know they had some SBU's in Fountain HEH

***Andski*** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Sen

My corp arn't the kind to pick up and leave when the going gets tough. But our Alliance/Coalition leadership seriously need to wake up and start being as proactive as possible. Im still sitting here watching my SBUs trying to convince people to come shoot your TCUs :P

I was pretty relaxed until some -A- idiot came in here and called me a lazy parasite lol.

It's one thing to leave an alliance in the middle of an invasion when your alliance is actually defending its space and another to leave when you know you're being thrown under the bus.

**Richter Belmont** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Sen

until some -A- idiot came in here and called me a lazy parasite

heh

heh

**Maulth** · 2012-07-04

So I'm genuinely curious, what does it take to become an FC for the SoCo? Progod, while his posting is generally annoying, isn't too bad of an FC (from what I've seen). But I haven't really seen any other useful or highly spoke of FC's in the coalition, except Maklu or whatever, and heh. Is it a pre requisite that you must be a burned out, bittervet in order to lead people in to fights? Seems kinda like a shitty circle. You can't really promote within because nobody is getting experience, and people can't get experience because those who do have FC experience won't allow the inexperienced to take out fleets....

harataka · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Sen

My corp arn't the kind to pick up and leave when the going gets tough. But our Alliance/Coalition leadership seriously need to wake up and start being as proactive as possible. Im still sitting here watching my SBUs trying to convince people to come shoot your TCUs :P

I was pretty relaxed until some -A- idiot came in here and called me a lazy parasite lol.

Even as a nasty blobbing faceless drake-flying goon, I commend your attitude sir, and as others have said, we wish there were more like you out there. While watching -A- trip over themselves is pretty fun, actually fighting spaceships away from an undock would be extra fun, no matter who wins or who loses.

I know you said you're trying, but there has to be people out there who feel the same as you who would be willing to fleet up and at least try something? Fuck that "approved FC" stuff, get some buddies in Rifters or whatever and see what you can kill. There are plenty of dumbasses in CFC (I am one) who would either make you laugh by doing something stupid, or might actually give a "good fight."

Even losing some frigates has to be better than sitting on your hands.

**madp0k** · 2012-07-04

I'm pretty sure many grunts if not all (myself included) in SoCo got pretty excited with the thought of this war and the chance of some big fights for a few months defending the south from the northern hordes. Im more than a little fucked off that there is no cohesive effort from the southern alliances to do this.

**Sen** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by harataka

Even as a nasty blobbing faceless drake-flying goon, I commend your attitude sir, and as others have said, we wish there were more like you out there. While watching -A- trip over themselves is pretty fun, actually fighting spaceships away from an undock would be extra fun, no matter who wins or who loses.

I know you said you're trying, but there has to be people out there who feel the same as you who would be willing to fleet up and at least try something? Fuck that "approved FC" stuff, get some buddies in Rifters or whatever and see what you can kill. There are plenty of dumbasses in CFC (I am one) who would either make you laugh by doing something stupid, or might actually give a "good fight."

Even losing some frigates has to be better than sitting on your hands.

My corp has been doing rifter/t1 cruiser roams every night we can (cheap, fun, lets our new players that cant fly bombers/recons join in) :P not very good for shooting TCU guard deathstars though :P

*edit* exactly what madp0k just said. +1 madp0k

**Slycat** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by madp0k

I'm pretty sure many grunts if not all (myself included) in SoCo got pretty excited with the thought of this war and the chance of some big fights for a few months defending the south from the northern hordes. Im more than a little fucked off that there is no cohesive effort from the southern alliances to do this.

+1

Even one big fuckoff ok-so-we're-gonna-die-but-we're-gonna-die-while-shooting-you-in-the-face-type-brawl would have been cool.

**Bobby Bobster** · 2012-07-04

My internet is finally 'kind of' working again now so I can finally join up and add my unparalleled F1 orbit abilities to the fray.

Not that it sounds like I've missed a great deal in the last week but still.

P.S. How much will CFC charge me for a leeloo dallas multipass so I can get to the SoCo staging systems unmolested?

**Razzor** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Centra

I, too, recently lost 10b ISK betting on Dystopia over PL.

But then I emptied my tech silos.

I'l help you fill them again

**TheYeti** · 2012-07-04

You know what would be the best conclusion of this war.
If the Clusterbadgers start getting into position for an invasion of catch and the rest of the soco just invades it before them. That would ruin their fun big time and we still get to see -a- die.

**Bowkers** · 2012-07-04

If the Clusterbadgers start getting into position for an invasion of catch and the rest of the soco just invades it before them.

That would be hilarious. Make it happen.

**Sen** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Chopin

That would be hilarious. Make it happen.

Only if "the swede" comes out of retirement and leads it.

**Falconberger** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by harataka

While watching -A- trip over themselves is pretty fun, actually fighting spaceships away from an undock would be extra fun, no matter who wins or who loses.

In fairness, it is you rabble that comes to the 319 undock. We've GOT to start the day there.

**Rezorek** · 2012-07-04

Yeah, but we aren't there 24/7 are we? Come out and play~

**Rascal** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by TheYeti

You know what would be the best conclusion of this war.
If the Clusterbadgers start getting into position for an invasion of catch and the rest of the soco just invades it before them. That would ruin their fun big time and we still get to see -a- die.

You think the CFC wouldn't join the fun?

But agreed, it would be quite hilarious.

**Falconberger** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Rezorek

Yeah, but we aren't there 24/7 are we? Come out and play~

Everytime I log in there are random fleets up, it's just that those small fights don't get jismed over on here. I think the real dissapointment in all of this is that non of us are getting those "I'm going to smash my 700 decent ships into your 1500 shitty ships" for a well balanced scrap. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for blobbing - I'm all for whatever wins at the end of the day. It's just that what wins for the North is sometimes detrimental to the big fights off the undock that shitheads like me want.

trollman · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Sen

Hey dickhead - havn't you heard? we're not allowed.

Plus, tried anyway - even SBUd a CFC system by myself (hence the wallet being empty) and tried to form up a fleet for it. Was promptly ignored by everyone in the formup channels. So suck me off you cum goblin. Not all of us enjoy sitting in stations or blowing up a few drakes. I actually like winning wars.

Next time don't make assumptions like a pig idiot.

i am not -a- you whore, i am nulli

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-07-04

So I just undocked
And this is crazy
Oh shit I'm redboxed
So pod me maybe?

**Sentinel Eeex** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Burnes

A real problem with google image search is that it makes it frighteningly easy to find the real artists behind these posters.

http://www.artguglielmo.com/blog/200...der-short.html

Or maybe that's a good thing? I'm not sure....

You are a fucking idiot.

**Dysphonia** · 2012-07-04

Vik Reddy. -A-'s chief military strategist. In blob warfare, you must primary the blackbird. And a single loki, and a lachesis, because they make running away inconvenient, obviously.

I am in shock someone tried to defend the fucking horrifically bad FCing from Makalu there. I guarentee anyone from the TEST FC Bootcmap (where all newbro FCs are) could do a better job.

GASTAO · 2012-07-04

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/42161199/FIGHT%20MAKALU.jpg

**ihaveahelmet** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Dysphonia

Vik Reddy. -A-'s chief military strategist. In blob warfare, you must primary the blackbird. And a single loki, and a lachesis, because they make running away inconvenient, obviously.

I am in shock someone tried to defend the fucking horrifically bad FCing from Makalu there. I guarentee anyone from the TEST FC Bootcmap (where all newbro FCs are) could do a better job.

you got served by none other than Vik R. Eddy, bro

**Bring Stabity** · 2012-07-04

i dont like this war anymore why am i agreeing with a richter post

**ihaveahelmet** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by GASTAO

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/42161199/FIGHT%20MAKALU.jpg

Cool, according to this picture we can bring Legions.

**Razzor** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by ihaveahelmet

Cool, according to this picture we can bring Legions.

If those are our choices one could say it would be a pandemic of...

never mind.

**Gifflewab** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Alavaria

Seems TEST is continuing the sov grab and the stealthy hotdropping (super)capitals are blasting the structures.

Having been a witness to a fair number of convoy ops of caps and supers to Delve, I'm not sure that 'stealthy' would be the best term to use.

In fact, our cap fleets seem to be about as stealthy as a dump truck in a nitroglycerin factory, whilst helicopter dicking every structure then can get within range of.

Still, at least it's giving our newbie Cap/Scap pilots a bit of training. Some of them even know how to fuel their ships now, and we're working up to how to put modules on them.