Black Legion - Banned for linking offensive content : the VAF years

[Dental Floss]

What happens in Highsec that's worth submitting? :iceburn:

When are you apping to broski north?

[Don Peyote]

When are you apping to broski north?

It was Origin. I was looking at joining, besides, I don't have an account :sun:

[Agent Orange]

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[Securitas]

Splodey's such a tease. He tells every corp on the recruitment forums that he'll rejoin them when he resubs. But he never does. :cries:

[Don Peyote]

Splodey's such a tease. He tells every corp on the recruitment forums that he'll rejoin them when he resubs. But he never does. :cries:

I'm just trying to work my way up the ~elite PvP~ ladder until I can app to HABIT like Marivauder and Grimbold, so I can finally be accepted as a true Kugu mod. No hard feelings to the m8ers who I climb over on the way

Seriously though, I will be unsubbed for a while, cause I have exams coming up that I can't afford to fuck up by staying up for US TZ roams. Maybe when summer comes around I'll make a new account and roam around with anyone who wants to come fly with the 54th, but that's also dependent on when Phreeze comes back from FCing the Afghan National Army, or Murr waking up and watching the application queue to La Blue Girl. I'd have to see how it went from there to decide on who I'd want to join, it would depend on my mindset and what kind of gameplay I actually wanted

[Cern Tiamat]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

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[Stronke]

I'm just trying to work my way up the ~elite PvP~ ladder until I can app to HABIT like Marivauder and Grimbold, so I can finally be accepted as a true Kugu mod. No hard feelings to the m8ers who I climb over on the way

Seriously though, I will be unsubbed for a while, cause I have exams coming up that I can't afford to fuck up by staying up for US TZ roams. Maybe when summer comes around I'll make a new account and roam around with anyone who wants to come fly with the 54th, but that's also dependent on when Phreeze comes back from FCing the Afghan National Army, or Murr waking up and watching the application queue to La Blue Girl. I'd have to see how it went from there to decide on who I'd want to join, it would depend on my mindset and what kind of gameplay I actually wanted

Don't you dare resub when I have no accounts left >

bittervets bffs for life amirite?

[Cern Tiamat]

Elo is literally a fucking magician.

[Grogoth]

Elo is literally a fucking magician.

PREPARE FOR THE GREAT ELO, AS HE PREPARES TO MAKE THESE EIGHT FOOTLONG BLACK COCKS DISAPPEAR INTO HIS BODY

Shhhhh, quiet now please...

[Agent Orange]

Good fight goons, was a fun night.

[TomasM]

http://i.imgur.com/OHHN6.jpg

that's pretty much what happened today

[Don Peyote]

Don't you dare resub when I have no accounts left >

bittervets bffs for life amirite?

m8 Agathor hasn't sold them all yet there is still a way

[Steelrattty]

please dont neg rep me

[Agathor]

m8 Agathor hasn't sold them all yet there is still a way

Stronke can hit me up on msn anytime to plex one of his 4 accounts.

[Grogoth]

please dont neg rep me

Remember when I purged you from waffles for being the world's biggest cocksucker? I know I remember. You were worse than vonqueesha for god's sake.

[Steelrattty]

Remember when I purged you from waffles for being the world's biggest cocksucker? I know I remember. You were worse than vonqueesha for god's sake.

remember getting myself purged by apping after less than a month cuz u mad and some beta nerds from waffles was negvouchin me

[Grogoth]

https://www.pandemic-legion.com/foru...29-Steelrattty

How's your FC'ing going brah

[MandozerTheGreat [banned]]

Back the fuck off steelratty, he's a boss nigger. I dunno how he was back then but I dealt with him now and he's calm, collected, and funny during ops. He doesn't even rate as a faggot unless he's saying some off the wall shit in local that even he knows is off the wall. Infact if you so happen to bite the bait in regards to his trolling he's wondering how dumb you are as well as I cause no sane person actually believes 90% the trolling shit he says.

[July]

Back the fuck off steelratty, he's a boss nigger. I dunno how he was back then but I dealt with him now and he's calm, collected, and funny during ops. He doesn't even rate as a faggot unless he's saying some off the wall shit in local that even he knows is off the wall. Infact if you so happen to bite the bait in regards to his trolling he's wondering how dumb you are as well as I cause no sane person actually believes 90% the trolling shit he says.

Pretty much this. The other night he was the only voice of reason as Mfume encouraged a completely hammered Elo to drop supers on supported caps. This is around the same time Elo almost botched a Tengu gank Steelratty had been camping for hours by decloaking his crane and tackling a kestrel slurring "light the cyno, I need backup." Somehow Steelratty managed to save Elo's crane, gank the Tengu anyway, and talk Elo out of welping his super.

Steelratty doesn't even like me and calls me mean names like "nerd", but I can say he's easily one of the more likeable Broski North guys. Then again that doesn't say much.





Steelratty, the unsung hero of BL.

[Dental Floss]

Steelrattty is my lover and I am his white knight against the aboriginal hordes.

[Grogoth]

Well, with Mandozer vouching against his faggotry I don't know what to think now

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Hilmar Keller]

https://www.pandemic-legion.com/foru...29-Steelrattty

How's your FC'ing going brah

Dat Muninn fit.

[Kanloch]

So why did origin take in broski's #1 bad poster?

[Steelrattty]

So why did origin take in broski's #1 bad poster?

U MAD LO L LOL LOL LOL LOL U MAD LLOL LOL OL WHY SO BUTT DEVESTATED LOL. NERD.

[Ron Mexxico]

rattty is gay and couldn't get a girl anyway

[Burnes]

So why did origin take in broski's #1 bad poster?

Same reason we took in Vonq.

Ratty clipped Mfume's toenails and got vouched.

That man does love a pedicure.

[Viribus]

I hate to ruin the fun but Kan'loch is probably referring to July

[Ron Mexxico]

Same reason we took in Vonq.

Ratty clipped Mfume's toenails and got vouched.

That man does love a pedicure.

my friend, i am the artist that brought in broski north. you were a non-believer at the time

[Mfume]

dozer was the first booshvouch that blew up in my face

[Agent Orange]

U MAD LO L LOL LOL LOL LOL U MAD LLOL LOL OL WHY SO BUTT DEVESTATED LOL. NERD.

Oh, wow your are terrible at posting..

[Steelrattty]

Oh, wow your are terrible at posting..

U MAD LO L LOL LOL LOL LOL U MAD LLOL LOL OL WHY SO BUTT DEVESTATED LOL. NERD.

[Kanloch]

I was actually talking about July, but w/e.

[Vonqueesha Shenaynay]

Elo has a thing for taking in Eve's rejects and attempting to rehabilitate them.

I'll be honest, origin bros calmed me down considerably. Something about Elo's Freddy Mercury stache, dental's obsession with LoL, and mfume's totally monotone voice is very calming to the soul.

Also, this girl I'm staying with right now made me watch a few episodes of the Jersey Shore and I definitely see Unfairbanks as basically being The Situation... just with more fistpumping.

fakeedit: lolol dozer is just now leaving? i thought it was going good

[Mr Coloredshirt]

sweet, i was afraid you'd stop updating us on your life just because you no longer play eveonline do you wanna oh seven together irl?

[Vonqueesha Shenaynay]

sweet, i was afraid you'd stop updating us on your life just because you no longer play eveonline do you wanna oh seven together irl?

i was commenting on something someone said earlier about "why would elo take in *insert undesirable person here*"

and i post my life updates because i sometimes like to pretend like people give a fuck v0v don't h8

[Steelrattty]

i was commenting on something someone said earlier about "why would elo take in *insert undesirable person here*"

and i post my life updates because i sometimes like to pretend like people give a fuck v0v don't h8

lol i dont know you but you seem really gay, like some guy that uses internet memes irl

[July]

i was commenting on something someone said earlier about "why would elo take in *insert undesirable person here*"

and i post my life updates because i sometimes like to pretend like people give a fuck v0v don't h8

It's pretty funny to see Vonq display his thought process of "everyone who joins Origin MUST be an undesirable since they took me in."

[spoiler=Why I left]If you must know I chose to part ways with Love Squad (on good terms and with the offer of returning as director if I ever chose to rejoin because I'm not a thankless, noncontributing scottsman who left because he got mad he wasn't allowed to leech off the corp's name anymore) because I thought certain undesirables had infected the alliance. I was not the first or the last to "take a break" for similar reasons.

As time went on I found myself hanging out/flying with BL more often. Since I spent my time playing Eve with them and get along with all the BL guys the logical move was to join because it simplified things like standings when we cooperated with other alliances. Another large factor was Elo begging me to join after experiencing my ~elite pvp~ seminars and private instructional courses on FCing. BL put a large sum of isk on the table with Ron brokering the deal and receiving 20% as standard commission.
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Never mind the fact that I hate fun, and since fun in Eve is measured in relevance I had to leave xXPizzaXx for an alliance that was even less relevant. Origin was a top choice since they don't even have a titan.

That being said, I'm still on very good terms with the pilots that I like in Love Squad. Some of them have moved clones out to BL sov space in Venal to fly with me and I have kept my clone in Aridia to go on xXPizzaXx fleets.

It's also possible that I'm on a secret mission to awox Elo's Erebus, but since this mission accomplished itself before my arrival I am forced to wait for his next one. I can neither confirm or deny these rumors.

[Kanloch]

If you must know I chose to part ways with Love Squad (on good terms and with the offer of returning as director if I ever chose to rejoin because I'm not a thankless, noncontributing scottsman who left because he got mad he wasn't allowed to leech off the corp's name anymore)

I thought certain undesirables had infected the alliance.

1. You know perfectly well my reasons, though it's nice to see you're still mad about the scam.

2. So instead you left because 'waah I don't like this guy'.

3. Still a bitch.

[Vonqueesha Shenaynay]

:words:

my statement wasn't really directed towards you considering i have no idea who the fuck you are. i was more talking about me, ttoc, mandozer, etc etc

its pretty common knowledge that Elo has a soft spot for giving people a chance/rooting for the underdog. you should probably sit back down now.

[Vonqueesha Shenaynay]

also since someone made the mistake of telling me they enjoy reading my life updates, i'll give one since i'm fucking proud:

one of the photographers i work with is also a graphic designer for ultra records, the largest electronic music label in north america. he invited me to tour india and UAE with deadmau5 (he's giving him a personal tour of both countries) this summer and i'm going B) same guy also got invited to be a stage photographer for jack beats (a dj duo from london. they're kind of big) and is trying to work it out so i join him. that'd pay $7,000 a show and i'd get to tour the world with these dudes.

so

[July]

1. You know perfectly well my reasons, though it's nice to see you're still mad about the scam.
2. So instead you left because 'waah I don't like this guy'.
3. Still a bitch.

[spoiler=1]The fact you still don't understand why scamming newbros wasn't approved of by Womyn Power, Lacco, and the majority of the directorship, is pretty incredible. It's also pretty amazing you still want to try and act like I was the spearhead of you getting in trouble for it. Spoiler: I was actually the last to know and the one shouting the loudest not to come down hard on you because there was no precedent. It's the thankless shit like that which I was referring to.
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[spoiler=2]Yes, I stopped coming on Pizza comms because I couldn't stand the sound of 30 virgins screaming at the top of their lungs arguing who is the biggest virgin the entire time they're on ts3. Before ESG exploded and some of the shrapnel hit xXPizzaXx in the chest our comms were not like that. At least not every waking moment of the day.

If I'm not on Pizza comms or flying with them the majority of the time I play Eve, why would I stick around? I'm sorry I don't think of Eve corps like a job or something where I have to put up with people I don't enjoy being around because Kan'loch might disapprove (despite him leaving for similar reasons I did lol). The second you don't enjoy being in a corp is enough reason to leave it. You should know this better than anyone, but I guess your unjustified bitterness against me overrides that logic.
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[spoiler=3]v0v
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[Viribus]

Do you guys want your own thread to dump out your purses in?

[Addrake]

I thought this was where I was supposed to dump my purse

[StevieTopSiders]

Gunned down by BL. in cold blood while leaving their station.

[Burnes]

I was actually talking about July, but w/e.

July is a worse poster than this???

U MAD LO L LOL LOL LOL LOL U MAD LLOL LOL OL WHY SO BUTT DEVESTATED LOL. NERD.

You're kidding me, right?

[Grogoth]

More like boooo-urnes

[Mfume]

Gunned down by BL. in cold blood while leaving their station.

yeah thats not supposed to happen, so im sending you like 35M because i cba researching how much a ranis costs.

[Burnes]

More like boooo-urnes

You are a horrible retard, a really bad poster, and obsessed with LOL-themed porn.

VOUCH.

Here's your Muninn. Fail at aligning and you'll fit right in.

[Ron Mexxico]

yeah thats not supposed to happen, so im sending you like 35M because i cba researching how much a ranis costs.

>shoot neutral IT alliance faggots
>mfume reimburses them

black legion. everybody

[Steelrattty]

also since someone made the mistake of telling me they enjoy reading my life updates, i'll give one since i'm fucking proud:

one of the photographers i work with is also a graphic designer for ultra records, the largest electronic music label in north america. he invited me to tour india and UAE with deadmau5 (he's giving him a personal tour of both countries) this summer and i'm going B) same guy also got invited to be a stage photographer for jack beats (a dj duo from london. they're kind of big) and is trying to work it out so i join him. that'd pay $7,000 a show and i'd get to tour the world with these dudes.

so

one of the eve players i work with is also a great drake pilot for black legion, the largest group of virgins in the north. he invited me to tour deklein and venal with elo knight (he's giving me a personal tour of both regions) this summer and i'm going B) i also got invited to be a muninn pilot for black legion (a pvp alliance. they're kind of a big deal) and is trying to work it out so i join him. that'd pay 7,000 killmails and i'd get to tour the north with these dudes.