Delve: Mad Posters Beyond Thunderdome

**Hellkitty** · 2011-06-26

Originally Posted by Phey Onat

Which reminds me, have we decided on a name for the MM block yet?

Well i obviously know this is meant as the first part of a one-two with the other fountain trolls in here, but i think i actually came up with something remotely cool and relevant, so i'll put some

into writing up this answer.

My suggestion would be to call the MM/Brick/BORG coalition 'Quattro Fromaggi' (to be abbreviated to 4F, which has the advantage of being a not-yet-used abbreviation so no dots required). Wait wait you say - aren't there only 3 members in this coalition? Well you see there is an entity to which these 3 are blue to: Razor.
Now since the first thing that pops into my head when i think of anything with 3 entities in it is 'triumvirate', and because i really like pizza, i felt the need to include them as a 4th into the coalition, even if razor doesnt coordinate with us.

On to the reasons why this would be a suitable name for our coalition:

1) Unlike most other coalitions, we have our own distinctive goals and own distinctive culture. To make a summary from my own experience:

- MM: has found out first hand that no matter how strong your fortress is, there are still some relatively simple ways to screw with sov holders' heads. They're very eager to fuck with other people's sov, even if they dont really want it for themselves. This nuance is quite lost on the defending forces, to whom it makes absolutely no difference who exactly is forcing them into sov defence; the only things they see is that they're getting attacked and that they're not liking defensive sov war.

- Brick: we're a bunch of terrible fags who just want their entry constellation as a reminder of past glory days in BWF. No really. Also, we seem to have this strange obsession with having over half a dozen drag bubbles on every. single. gate. It's gotten up to the point where i wonder if some people in alliance have found some super sikrit way of drag bubble fraud - similar to the old insurance fraud but with drag bubbles

Since we're so damn terrible, we need MM and BORG to bail us out every time a test rifter fleet roams through our systems; after all we dont have enough supers to counter those.

- B O R G merely want to assimilate any and all decent ratting systems in delve and add their isk distinctiveness to their own. Seem to have a special appetite for TEST meat, but that might be due to the lack of ihubs in their systems. Quite a match with MM, since the latter want to attack sov but not defend it.

- Razor: is trying something drastically new. Sold all their supers to pay for their new frigate fleet (because obviously any old tech money has long been RMT'ed) and are now trying to see how many laps they can fly around the eve map before they get bored/run out of isk.

So you see, all 4 of us have distinctively different goals and weaknesses, and some of us even have stengths. All of these four (well actually three but whatever) flavors come together into a dish that some consider to be the best ever served, and makes others throw up but the mere sight of it.

2) Some might call our tactics *drumroll* cheesy. This includes, but is not limited to, the mass dropping of SBU's, the bumping of supercaps and the camping of ratting systems.

3) Just like a pizza Quattro Fromaggi, most people either love or hate us. Sure it's perfectly possible to find a middle ground, but most people just have a very strong opinion of us. Must be because we come with anchovy.

4) The concensus seems to be that we should be put in a pre-heated oven at 220° celtigrade and left in there for 9-10 minutes for best results.

Fake edit: oh boy that turned into a wall of text.

**Don Peyote** · 2011-06-26

Quattro Formaggi is the best Pizza there is after Turino

**Patchett** · 2011-06-26

I like the meateor from Dominio's. That BBQ sauce is lush.

**MtA** · 2011-06-26

Originally Posted by ImmaSplodeYouFace

Quattro Formaggi is the best Pizza there is [s]after Turino[/s]

There.

**Hellkitty** · 2011-06-26

Way to sidetrack this thread this thread assholes

Might actually be an improvement tho tbh

**Don Peyote** · 2011-06-26

Originally Posted by Patchett

I like the meateor from Dominio's. That BBQ sauce is lush.

Get out of here with your Dominos and your Pizza Huts and your whatever the fuck you people eat. Local, non-chain single stores is where it's at!

My Local :http://www.scoresonthedoors.org.uk/b...ld-326503.html

1 star best star

**Burnes** · 2011-06-26

Originally Posted by Hellkitty

- Brick: we're a bunch of terrible fags who just want their entry constellation as a reminder of past glory days in BWF. No really.

You've added FIFTEEN new corps in the past 15 days, an amazing feat of bloating that even Rosie O'Donnell can admire. I rather doubt all these new guys joined up so that you can indulge in nostalgia.

Edit: and holy crap that's almost exactly 1500 new pilots added to the 700 or so you had before the expansion.

**TomasM** · 2011-06-26

thanks for playing, MM/DNS/Bricks, almost 'didn't blob'

http://www.black-legion.org/?a=kill_...d&kll_id=26483

**Hellkitty** · 2011-06-26

Originally Posted by Burnes

You've added FIFTEEN new corps in the past 15 days, an amazing feat of bloating that even Rosie O'Donnell can admire. I rather doubt all these new guys joined up so that you can indulge in nostalgia.

Edit: and holy crap that's almost exactly 1500 new pilots added to the 700 or so you had before the expansion.

I sort of got tired of being serious after the MM part if you hadnt noticed.
This goes double for the brick part since im in there myself and as such couldnt stay objective if i wanted to - ill be the first to admit that.

Edit: and if i said anything remotely true, i would probably be revealing our super secret strategy.

**Phey Onat** · 2011-06-26

Originally Posted by Hellkitty

I sort of got tired of being serious after the MM part if you hadnt noticed.

I didn't think any of your post was serious so I guess I was mostly correct.

**Patchett** · 2011-06-26

Originally Posted by ImmaSplodeYouFace

Get out of here with your Dominos and your Pizza Huts and your whatever the fuck you people eat. Local, non-chain single stores is where it's at!

My Local :http://www.scoresonthedoors.org.uk/b...ld-326503.html

1 star best star

Excuse me good sir, but as a student I often go to my local non-chain stores for food in which I THOROUGHLY enjoy my slightly hair covered pizza's. Dominio's is simply a tasty luxury which I can afford from time to time.

**lolol** · 2011-06-26

Looks like MM/Br1ck/BORG are having fun. A little bird told me that now that the 5 years of shit that was evacced to Venal, has been moved to Jita 4-4 by Razor. This is no doubt a lie, as we all know nothing is left after the years of RTM'ing. All 20 active pilots from Razor will soon be joining the thunderdome. They might get in bombers as all the supers were RMT'ed. This will no doubt be bad news to the delve residents, if the thread can be believed.

**Blazde** · 2011-06-26

Edit: Nvm it doesn't work at all

**Agathor** · 2011-06-26

Razor have been seen more and more Delve. I am guessing that when they move down full time. Full sov war is gonna happen.

**Phey Onat** · 2011-06-26

Yes, that is what the 4F are waiting on. The mighty Legions of Razor.

**Opti** · 2011-06-26

seeing as rzr and brick aint blue shit is gonna be complex yo

**Agathor** · 2011-06-26

I am gonna coin this unholy alliance of refugees Bummzors.

**Atticus** · 2011-06-26

Had a fun Sunday afternoon EU TZ fight against DNS + MM/Borg/Br1ck fleet. BLDot were forced against our will to forsake our beloved muninn powah for terribad draeks in an attempt to get gudfightz. We only formed a measly 10 dudes since the rest of our group laughed at us for flying something other than a muninn. Elo swore that they were p awesome and convinced 9 others to join him on an incursion into Br1ck "sov". We fooled around with Br1ck in Sahkt for a bit, they undocked three carriers to rep their buddies against the awesome fire powah of our draeks. We tried to bait them into coming to 0.0 and enjoying some gudfightz. Suddenly, DNS Black uncloaked and dropped about 20ish bombers/falcons on us. TBH, we were a little confused and kited them all. Then MM/Borg showed with some dudes and Br1ck came through as well. We burned tackle and a few heros who tried to burn at us. We lost a few because of a hero crow pilot from Br1ck who deserves mucho kuddos for his amazing autocannons/rockets and webs.

http://www.black-legion.org/?a=kill_...d&kll_id=26479

Thx for fight. It was actually really fun from our end.

**Hellkitty** · 2011-06-26

Originally Posted by Opti

seeing as rzr and brick aint blue shit is gonna be complex yo

roses are red
razor is blue
test alliance must die
so we get more goo

quoting from alliance

**Iratus** · 2011-06-26

Originally Posted by Opti

seeing as rzr and brick aint blue shit is gonna be complex yo

eheh... old habits die hard, man, that's not gonna last.

**Opti** · 2011-06-26

Originally Posted by Hellkitty

roses are red
razor is blue
test alliance must die
so we get more goo

quoting from alliance

id rep you but i cant

**MtA** · 2011-06-26

Originally Posted by Hellkitty

roses are red
razor is blue
test alliance must die
so we get more goo

quoting from alliance

Originally Posted by Opti

id rep you but i cant

The butt-hurt is strong with you...

**progodlegend** · 2011-06-27

It seems as though the MM/Bort/Brick/Razor coalition is starting to gel nicely, starting off with the op in NOL, which despite the blob, saw the 3 of the 4 alliances working together in unison but not fully together yet. This was the first real op where we had seen all of the alliances but Razor formed at the same time, and we saw some different fleet comps by the alliances that had not yet been fielded, including A-hacs by razor and brick (even though they were using damnations for bonus's against maelstroms vov vov )

Then on Saturday, we saw further integration with the fight for the FAIL neo moon, in which they did extremely well despite not taking the moon (they easily could have had they not chased FAIL to Z3V, whether they did that knowing they risked losing the moon, or just made a mistake, i'm not sure). This op showed Brick and Borg in the same fleet together, using the a unified fleet comp (armor hac's), working with MM (in AB vagas) together on the field running a very well coordinated and well planned op that caught the other side completely off guard. It was quite clear that all 3 sides were working under 1 overall FC (or at least some overall plan).

Today, all 4 alliances have come together in the same fleet to show off their super cap numbers in what is quite a nice show of force for the area.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=10015869

With everyday bringing a new level of coordination, and with SBU's going up in GENT's space, it will be interesting to see where the next step towards better coordination between the 4 alliances will land. Though the rhetoric is still that the sbu's are for good fights (no reason not to believe this quite honestly, yet.), one can only wonder how long they will stay on vacation in NPC delve before they start to look upon conquerable space with their newly rejuvenated alliances, possibly in Delve, or maybe elsewhere.

Fun times ahead.

**Wusti** · 2011-06-27

Originally Posted by Bandert

And so begins another round of SBU's placed by MMBORPGetal into delve, with their fleet pooping out SBU's all over the place. I was just about to go make some snacks too when suddenly "a wild Sov Warfare Contest appears". Its getting old fast, you didn't turn up for the timers last time so why do it again?

Hey Bandert you shit - try updating US on our forums instead of running to Kugs first will ya?

(I'm so PROUD!!!!)

**Iratus** · 2011-06-27

Originally Posted by progodlegend

It seems as though the MM/Bort/Brick/Razor coalition is starting to gel nicely,

Wait wait wait... we're in bed with MM now? I feel like I need a shower and a trip to my doctor.

**Phey Onat** · 2011-06-27

Originally Posted by Hellkitty

roses are red
razor is blue
test alliance must die
so we get more goo

quoting from alliance

Since holding moon goo is what really bolsters an alliance's ability to raise armies. Also... you might have TEST confused with an alliance rich in moon goo.

Originally Posted by progodlegend

This was the first real op where we had seen all of the alliances but Razor formed at the same time, and we saw some different fleet comps by the alliances that had not yet been fielded, including A-hacs by razor and brick

So 4 different alliances with different fleet comps. Sounds like you've learned the lessons of the past well.

**Phey Onat** · 2011-06-27

Originally Posted by Iratus

Wait wait wait... we're in bed with MM now? I feel like I need a shower and a trip to my doctor.

I've been saying Kick B0rt for months now.

**Iratus** · 2011-06-27

Originally Posted by Phey Onat

Since holding moon goo is what really bolsters an alliance's ability to raise armies. Also... you might have TEST confused with an alliance rich in moon goo.

So 4 different alliances with different fleet comps. Sounds like you've learned the lessons of the past well.

Morsus Mihi will be Morsus Mihi... they say something about old dogs and tricks, but I can't quite remember.

**Pilious** · 2011-06-27

Originally Posted by progodlegend

It seems as though the MM/Bort/Brick/Razor coalition is starting to gel nicely, starting off with the op in NOL, which despite the blob, saw the 3 of the 4 alliances working together in unison but not fully together yet. This was the first real op where we had seen all of the alliances but Razor formed at the same time, and we saw some different fleet comps by the alliances that had not yet been fielded, including A-hacs by razor and brick (even though they were using damnations for bonus's against maelstroms vov vov )

Then on Saturday, we saw further integration with the fight for the FAIL neo moon, in which they did extremely well despite not taking the moon (they easily could have had they not chased FAIL to Z3V, whether they did that knowing they risked losing the moon, or just made a mistake, i'm not sure). This op showed Brick and Borg in the same fleet together, using the a unified fleet comp (armor hac's), working with MM (in AB vagas) together on the field running a very well coordinated and well planned op that caught the other side completely off guard. It was quite clear that all 3 sides were working under 1 overall FC (or at least some overall plan).

Today, all 4 alliances have come together in the same fleet to show off their super cap numbers in what is quite a nice show of force for the area.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=10015869

With everyday bringing a new level of coordination, and with SBU's going up in GENT's space, it will be interesting to see where the next step towards better coordination between the 4 alliances will land. Though the rhetoric is still that the sbu's are for good fights (no reason not to believe this quite honestly, yet.), one can only wonder how long they will stay on vacation in NPC delve before they start to look upon conquerable space with their newly rejuvenated alliances, possibly in Delve, or maybe elsewhere.

Fun times ahead.

This may be the best post I have read in about 25 pages, with the exeption of mine of course. +rep to you sir!

**Jinli mei** · 2011-06-27

Originally Posted by Hellkitty

roses are red
razor is blue
test alliance must die
so we get more goo

quoting from alliance

the funniest part of this quote is you think we have moon goo worth anything.

if you're after moons i hear some shitty alliances in tribute and branch got kicked out why not go try and occupy those regions?

**NickOFreak** · 2011-06-27

Originally Posted by Jinli mei

the funniest part of this quote is you think we have moon goo worth anything.

if you're after moons i hear some shitty alliances in tribute and branch got kicked out why not go try and occupy those regions?

Originally Posted by Phey Onat

Since holding moon goo is what really bolsters an alliance's ability to raise armies. Also... you might have TEST confused with an alliance rich in moon goo.

"so we get more goo"

Doesn't refer valuable goo in the slightest. Just Goo. You have Goo? Well then, Better hand it over.
We crave all the goo.

Personally I blame Razor and MM, them two hoarders just can't get enough of it.

**Nynjato** · 2011-06-27

I have some goo you can have for free.

**Chib** · 2011-06-27

Originally Posted by progodlegend

It seems as though the MM/Bort/Brick/Razor coalition is starting to gel nicely, starting off with the op in NOL, which despite the blob, saw the 3 of the 4 alliances working together in unison but not fully together yet. This was the first real op where we had seen all of the alliances but Razor formed at the same time, and we saw some different fleet comps by the alliances that had not yet been fielded, including A-hacs by razor and brick (even though they were using damnations for bonus's against maelstroms vov vov )

Then on Saturday, we saw further integration with the fight for the FAIL neo moon, in which they did extremely well despite not taking the moon (they easily could have had they not chased FAIL to Z3V, whether they did that knowing they risked losing the moon, or just made a mistake, i'm not sure). This op showed Brick and Borg in the same fleet together, using the a unified fleet comp (armor hac's), working with MM (in AB vagas) together on the field running a very well coordinated and well planned op that caught the other side completely off guard. It was quite clear that all 3 sides were working under 1 overall FC (or at least some overall plan).

Today, all 4 alliances have come together in the same fleet to show off their super cap numbers in what is quite a nice show of force for the area.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=10015869

With everyday bringing a new level of coordination, and with SBU's going up in GENT's space, it will be interesting to see where the next step towards better coordination between the 4 alliances will land. Though the rhetoric is still that the sbu's are for good fights (no reason not to believe this quite honestly, yet.), one can only wonder how long they will stay on vacation in NPC delve before they start to look upon conquerable space with their newly rejuvenated alliances, possibly in Delve, or maybe elsewhere.

Fun times ahead.

indeed best post since what seems like forever

+ rep to you

edit :the truth on the moon is was BORG who wanted it but we were winning so hard we figured we could go for round 2

**lolol** · 2011-06-27

It was a nice post, however it needs just one correction. There is no overall fc. Its just benny hill style. One fleet might reship to bombers. You never know.

**Junior SvK** · 2011-06-27

tonight was fun in ZA9 , i came in bomber and enjoyed explosions

thx to aaa,rol, nulli for showing up

http://rawr.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_rel...ll_id=10016365

**Perseus Kallistratos** · 2011-06-27

Originally Posted by Burnes

You've added FIFTEEN new corps in the past 15 days, an amazing feat of bloating that even Rosie O'Donnell can admire. I rather doubt all these new guys joined up so that you can indulge in nostalgia.

Edit: and holy crap that's almost exactly 1500 new pilots added to the 700 or so you had before the expansion.

Zerg recruiting is like banging a butter face. It gets the job done but its not pretty if you actually open your eyes.

**Jarnobi** · 2011-06-27

What to do now ????

Hmmmm, i think i have some more SBU's laying around....

**Perseus Kallistratos** · 2011-06-27

Originally Posted by Jarnobi

What to do now ????

Hmmmm, i think i have some more SBU's laying around....

Is MM reimbursing those for you?

**Jarnobi** · 2011-06-27

No need, we have hundreds in stock...

**lolol** · 2011-06-27

MM couldn't reimburse anything. They RTM'ed all the Tech-isk remember?

**Phey Onat** · 2011-06-27

Ah, those where the good ol days when you could get nearly 40e per bil. Or so I've been told.

**Chris Rittenhouse** · 2011-06-27

Originally Posted by Phey Onat

Ah, those where the good ol days when you could get nearly 40e per bil. Or so I've been told.

Bullshit you've been told.

Hey Phey Onat. S'up?

**MtA** · 2011-06-27

Originally Posted by Nynjato

I have some goo you can have for free.

I've got something in my front pocket for you,
Why don't you reach down in my pocket and see what it is?
Then grab onto it, it's just for you.
Give a little squeeze and say: "How do you do?"

**indet** · 2011-06-27

Originally Posted by Junior SvK

tonight was fun in ZA9 , i came in bomber and enjoyed explosions

thx to aaa,rol, nulli for showing up

http://rawr.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_rel...ll_id=10016365

Indeed it was. In fact, the whole weekend was probably the best since back in WTF when we deployed to Curse.

MM bombers set hostiles up nicely for a our BC gang to warp in and snipe, after we killed about 60% of their tackle when they jumped in. We did this over, and over, and over until they gave up trying to kill teh iHub, we killed the SBU, and repped the iHub back up.

**Dental Floss** · 2011-06-27

Chib, you're a pretty chill guy. What in god's name are you guys thinking recruiting 1600 people within the span of a few days? Did you learn nothing from Dead Terrorists?

**Carebears** · 2011-06-27

Originally Posted by Dental Floss

Chib, you're a pretty chill guy. What in god's name are you guys thinking recruiting 1600 people within the span of a few days? Did you learn nothing from Dead Terrorists?

I thought the most important lesson from DT was to never let rmfHorus in to your alliance?

**Atticus** · 2011-06-27

Originally Posted by Dental Floss

Chib, you're a pretty chill guy. What in god's name are you guys thinking recruiting 1600 people within the span of a few days? Did you learn nothing from Dead Terrorists?

The first rule of DT is you don't talk about DT.