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    Default Adam took his second wife and her name was EVE

    The question here is: "Why do you play EVE?"

    There is much to gripe about and many have ugly things to say about CCP but the bottom line is that if you're reading this then you plop down a monthly payment, or spend enough time to trade ISK for a PLEX, so the question is why?

    (And for all you "I don't play anymore because blah blah blah" types, you did play once and there was a reason, so spill it!)

    Personally I enjoy PVP. First person shooters are one of my favorites but they are checkers to the chess that is EVE. I'm also a stats geek and will spend days on EFT fitting a ship to make use of every amp of grid and every cycle of CPU on the boat. If that ship goes down in flames, I'll look over the log and study the KM trying to figure out how to make it better.

    I like the fact that loosing your ship is a loss not just a small set back in time as you go and collect everything off some corpse. There is some real excitement when I stand to loose something I put a lot of effort into. Big reward when I win and a lot of yelling at the sky while the dogs cower in the corners of the house after 1.5 billion isk goes pop. The challenge is the key.

    And the challenge comes from the other humans who play the game. Any single player game I've played cannot produce the challenge of another person. Other MMOs and their so called "PVP" is more like pokemon. Nothing is better than leading 90 people you've never met in real life to victory against a foe that views you as a bunch of scrubs who only managed to undock out of pure luck.

    So, what about you?

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    pvp and noob tears!

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    Clearly, from the lack of anything I was hoping for as a discussion, everyone loathes playing EVE.

    We only do it for the same reason others climb mountains... because it's there!

    Very well, let us now shift our attention to the Tyranny of Ducks. (a fantastic name for a corp I might add)

    Or better still, to nerfing supercaps, as all threads seem to eventually evolve into these days.

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    I play it for the DFC

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    I'm one of those guys who plays everything to win and will find out everything needed to win. I'm less patient at practicing purely mechanical actions (like strafe-jumping in Quake or just general aim in FPS). Before EVE, I played WoW for a while until I knew everything there was to know about that game and I moved on because I was bored of it. EVE's kept me engaged because it has a lot of stuff to learn and I felt there was always something to learn. Now, I'm somewhat less engaged, because I've accomplished many things I wanted to do, and the north is in a lull after I participated in burning it all down. I also feel like I've come to grips with the majority of the mechanics and learn less and less everyday.

    So, for now, I'm logging in to skill change and join ops with a good chance of a fight. There's also about half a year of training until the next milestone for all my accounts, which means I'm training boring things like jump skills for a large part of the foreseeable future. There are still things I want to accomplish, but logging in for the sake of it seems a bit wasted - I'd just end up roaming for 2 hours and getting 5 kills, which is time better spent stabbing myself in the leg with a blunt pencil...

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    I have thought about this question long and hard and I honestly cannot answer it. I hate Eve more than any other game I have ever played, yet I still get on it.

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    I enjoy pain
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    Because I find it immensely fun, as does the rest of my corp. It's all about how you play and your attitude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iseeyouseemeseeyou View Post
    I have thought about this question long and hard and I honestly cannot answer it. I hate Eve more than any other game I have ever played, yet I still get on it.
    I think there is a large population of the game that falls into this category. A player who has lost track of "why" and is firmly intrenched in the habit of "Because"
    [COLOR=blue]"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.[/COLOR]
    [COLOR=green]"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." [/COLOR]
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    [COLOR=green]"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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    The main reason I play is the enthusiams of my corp mates. My enthusiasm comes and goes. Generally dependant on the number of JF jumps I have done in the past day.

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    If every one hates there job, and I hate eve but still play, does that make me an eve online employee?

    [Me] Hi can I take your order.
    [Customer] Yea I'd like a Nyx with a side of 10bill.
    [Me] That will be 750usd at my paypal account.
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    Because I find game design interesting and the politics that results from it fascinating. My intro into Eve being from a website where things like the super-cap discussion would be a prime topic. Eve is unique and epic in a lot of ways, largely because CCP are terrible game designers who don't think much past "this will be cool!" and enjoy punishing their players. A more sane design studio would never come up with something like Eve since they'd guide and control the game much more (eg. Battlefields). Nor would the more coddled players of today go for it or a studio be happy with a niche game.

    The actual game-play itself... not so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zakhodit View Post
    I think there is a large population of the game that falls into this category. A player who has lost track of "why" and is firmly intrenched in the habit of "Because"
    That would be my TLDR

    I would fall under this. I started to play it because my mentally-handi-cappable younger brother started to play so I started to have an activity with him. I put it down for a while and then got back into it because I wanted to see what "Big-SuperCap-Sov-Warfare-Eve-History-Making E-peen imploding-Fights."I started to save up isk like mad and trained my characters for a titan and mothership. After spending literally 7 hours (from Euro TZ to US TZ) in the lag fest that was O2O I quickly came to the conclusion that it sucked. And was even worse on the winning side because the incentive of whoring on supercap mails was too temping. Now however I want to learn solo/small gang pvp. I have a decent number of kills and it looks 'impressive' to the untrained eye, but its not really. IMO when you fly in a massive fleet it is not a measure of you, but of your fleet commander. I am damn good at taking orders and mashing F1 don't get me wrong, but I actually want to learn the finer points. So that leaves me with isk to burn and ship's to lose in this pursuit.

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    I was in that O2O mess as well. 4 hours of black screen to find out I was a pod really had me begining to wonder why I bother sometimes. But the smaller fights (30-100) in SubCap ships is a lot of fun. IF CCP could get rid of sould crushing lag I think epic fights like O2O would be a ball.

    The question is, would you recommend EVE to a friend? Personally I've managed to get 13 of my friends to at least try the game. Of those 3 still play. (Actually, maybe only two. Haven't seen one for while.) The number one reason most people didn't keep playing? "You're not a person, just a ship." Maybe Incarna fixes that. At least until they have to undock and go back to being a ship...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zakhodit View Post
    The question is, would you recommend EVE to a friend? Personally I've managed to get 13 of my friends to at least try the game. Of those 3 still play. (Actually, maybe only two. Haven't seen one for while.) The number one reason most people didn't keep playing? "You're not a person, just a ship." Maybe Incarna fixes that. At least until they have to undock and go back to being a ship...
    God no. That's like recommending heroin to a friend.
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    I enjoy it because of the sandbox and the pvp. PvP in eve is more interesting than any other game I've played, due at least in part to the sandbox in that when I blow your ship up it blows up rather than just respawning 100 feet away. Also, the fact that they don't essentially reset the game and make all prior accomplishments irrelevant every expansion ala WoW and friends is a major factor. If I take a break for a few months, my Archon will still be appx as useful as it was before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atticus View Post
    God no. That's like recommending heroin to a friend.
    I think that's a fair assessment. I'm still waiting for that moment when I have to inject the needle into my eyeball to get the same high as before. That's when I should take up another hobby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Securitas View Post
    Because I find it immensely fun, as does the rest of my corp. It's all about how you play and your attitude.

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    I usually play for the people.

    I'm a space communist.

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    Too much time, money and effort invested and too many people met to biomass my shit

    Seriously I tried ratting today and my brain imploded from the boredom. I actually logged off EVE to read a book...

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    Fuck ratting forever.
    Fuck mining forever.

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    Medium Projectile 5 finishes in about 4 days, and as soon as I have a T2 Hurricane I'm going to adopt a new doctrine : As long as I can afford a Hurricane I will not rat

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgr View Post
    Fuck ratting forever.
    Now lets not be hasty. Right now I'm paying for all my Capital skillbooks by murdering red crosses on a regular basis.

    I'd rather not, but I haven't found a Corp willing to dole out the 820m it costs to buy them for me while I work on Amarr BS V.

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    No, no, fuck ratting forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgr View Post
    No, no, fuck ratting forever.
    Ok the skillbooks are bought, this is now an acceptable opinion again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sa'Shena View Post
    I'd rather not, but I haven't found a Corp willing to dole out the 820m it costs to buy them for me while I work on Amarr BS V.
    If that's your first question during the recruitment chat...

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    I suppose i simply enjoy inflicting as much grief on other people as i can. EvE allows this like few other games even dare to dream and while i rage over every loss i, or my corp, lose. Enough so much that i'll often quit for a bit in disgust i usually find myself crawling back sooner rather than later.

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    I just won EVE

    ask me how

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImmaSplodeYouFace View Post
    I just won EVE

    ask me how
    And I helped!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgr View Post
    Fuck ratting forever.
    Fuck mining forever.
    On the China server I ran the tutorial missions, just to see what they were like five years on. That was ok in an unexciting way. I then took my free slasher and went to a proper agent. The first one was hard as hell with a civilian invuln, two hours' worth of shield skills and 2 125mm autos. The second mission was bugged so that every time I warped to a beacon to watch some flypast of minmatar navy ships the battlecruisers and cruisers that there there would lock me up and shoot the hell out of me, while the next beacon wouldn't spawn. This is tyrannis code, not some ancient Red Moon Rising release.

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