Maybe some people enjoy the cloaky camping playstyle? Is this a trick "Guess how fucking retarded Sandwich is" question?Originally Posted by Sandwich
Maybe some people enjoy the cloaky camping playstyle? Is this a trick "Guess how fucking retarded Sandwich is" question?
Well also cloaky camping is basically the only way of getting a solo fight in nullsec, and if that's not a Gudfite(tm) I don't know what is.
I'm unclear how pointing out a paradox == bitching......
But keep trying to make it into something it's not...it should be good for laughs.
When will mommy and daddy stop fighting?
Yes, Grath...Attack the poster, rather than admit the truth...Is it hard to be that mad all the time?
http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=7425
Aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking cocksmoked by frigates
The best part about this post, is you quoted the answer i gave to the question before I insulted you.
What were they thinking? Large gun tracking against frig fleets erryday.
That BR goes over several engagements between two fleets over a short time.
We basically get the drop on them on a gate as they burn away, and we manage to tackle and slaughter several nados and scimitars off the bat. We lose a few ships that had burnt ahead and had almost certainly caught the eye of a chunk of Tornados. Despite a majority of their fleet getting range into what I am guessing is their optimals, they consistently warped around from safe to safe. Each time we landed on them, snaggling more and more of their ships.
I left around the time they landed on the gate with us. We bubbled it and did not aggro, leaving it to the lone sabre pilot while the rest of us jumped through. We got through and they attempted to crash the gate in their tornados and scimitars vs frigates. Naturally we popped 2-3 of them. Calls over comms of a Tengu tackled got the attention of everyone. We got through to see a 100mn Tengu burning away with 2-3 tackle on him, slowly picking them off.
It was at about this time that it got hectic as it was pretty obvious he was getting burned, and everyone wanted on that mail.
Literally shat on. EDIT: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13489924
Ripped shamelessly from EN24, the video from last night.
Watching it that never actually looks really close. Even at the start the BS for BS trade rate was really lopsided, and frequently Nulli stops calling BS at all and goes for tackle so that they can do their trade mark ping shit where they try and dance in and out with BS.
In hindsight we probably saved that fleet by not letting them ping, if they'd pounce warped Vee would have been on that shit like white on rice and the rest of the subs would have gotten blueballed as they all went up in flames.
Frigates raping arty tornadoes. I never would have guessed.
Also what the fuck does cocksmoked mean? You sucked their dicks?
The Colorblind Angel of Kugutsumen - Turning Bad Country into Mad Country one post a time
Wow that is the worst 100mn tengu fit I've ever seen
I'm kinda curious as to whether the nulli fc actually called the rifters primary or the nulli fleet was so undisciplined they sat there and shot at rifters instead of following primaries.
A lot of them got killed by the bombing runs....we took 3 or so during the fight.
Sick burn!
I don't know man, I was in a Blackbird and there were ~8 ships on my lossmail, considering they had probably a hundred maels that is almost 10% of their dps on a single brobird. My buddy in a rifter had 14 maels on his killmail, though that might have been maels shooting at him at different time through the battle.
hahahah "guys guys why you no participate in honourable 1v1 combat at sun"
*drops 50 tempests on lone hurricane*
*then immediately runs away from 15 tengus*
You're actually wrong. Not surprising though.
Edit: Also Jesus, the dude frapsed from a claymore, I can't think of anything stupider. shitty lock range ftw.
Did DHD just get dumpsterd by Sec?
it's really cute watching Nulli trying to salvage whatever pride they have left, convincing themselves that in an ideal and even world they would have been the true elite pvp victors
24 hours later and you're still posting like a whiney little bitch.
You watched the video, you were never in control of that fight and you were losing BS at fair clip, the "wrecks are even" came from your guys free firing on the 20-30 t1 frigates, it was never even, so stay mad progod, stay mad.
Because you warp Macherials, alone, to a field of bombers and 6 bubbles. That's why.
Idk, it seemed that you guys were blapping them faster than they were blapping you at first purely because of ROF and you both had enough raw alpha to volley any BS. It looked like once you guys had thinned each other out a bit that they were able to continuously alpha you guys while you guys had lost your ability to do the same. That would explain why Shadoo was saying they're not breaking anything. Either that or people are really that bad at following primaries.
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Also I really don't see what the issue is with webbing the enemy's FC. He's still able to call targets, he's just not able to coward out, like MukkBarovian who burns to 50km+ off the rest of the fleet the second he gets pointed.
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Mukk used to fly nothing but T1 Cruisers in an attempt to beef his efficiency back in the day in Syndicate, so this does not surprise one bit. NEVA FORGET!
Holy shit dude shut the fuck up. You must be suffering from some sort of brain damage if you think that you had the upper hand or even a chance at any part of that fight. Since you're obviously a bitchmade retarded faggot, I'll spell out for you exactly what happened in that fight. Unlike you I have not only an above-room temperature IQ but I also possess an inkling of situational awareness.
First off your bombing run was so poorly timed with your haphazard landing into perfect gun range of our ships it's like they never even released their payload.
Second off, instead of flying alphafleet like it's supposed to be flown you opted to shoot tackle. Instead of, you know, one-hitting battleships you decided to be a coward bitchnigger and pop rifters so you could o7 out quick. As you can see from this fixed br, http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=7418 which was also previously posted you failed to kill even half of the amount of shit we murdered on that iHub.
Third, you lost your cool and got mad like a little faggot in front of not only your fleet but your alliance when you got primaried. Then you got blapped anyway without being called again. It's like you checked yourself directly into the Smackdown Hotel without any prior invitation. Nice logistics, nice antisupport. Way to be a rolemodel for your ~elite pvp~ fighting force - not being able to take a blow to the face.
Fourth, you decided to fight with battleships when Mister Vee was in the same region as you.
And last but not least instead of growing a pair of balls and straightening out your back you decided to whine, piss, moan, complain, and damage control even though your whole fleet knew exactly what was happening to them at all times. There was no batphone, no "get out of AJI Free" card, no exit strategy. You and your poor excuse for a fleet got ownzoned six ways from sunday. We knew it, you knew it, and everyone that watched the video or eyed over that battle report knows it.
Stop crying and get over yourself. Your posting is shit. Your FCing is shit. Your horrible preconceptions on what a goodfight encompasses is shit. Your fleets are shit. And most of all, YOU are shit.
And that's Richter Enderas, ladies and gentlemen, tactical fleet commander and wordsmith extraordinaire.
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Quoting Irony.
Dude, what are you even looking at?
Where do you guys keep getting this idea that we free fired on frigates before the dreads were dropped, or that after the first 2 minutes of the fight, that we were, "losing bs at fair clip". Or that the battle was, "clearly in your favor?"
Grath we should chat about this sometime.
I also feel like it'd be great entertainment if someone went and dug up Richter's posting from a week ago where he was crying about Nulli blobbing him and how his incompetent loss of a fleet didn't count because it was supposed to be a welpfleet anyway.
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We get the idea from the fight that happened.
Oh, and the video.
I don't think you "get" Richter yet.
A teenager getting carried away with raging at space enemies isn't exactly hard to understand.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but the video clearly shows a guy saying "Their alphaing to fast" and less than 30 seconds later dreads coming in. Not saying we would have won, that Vee bombing run fucked us up the ass, but yeah.
EDIT: Also as to frigates dieing, its as if you don't know what anti-support is supposed to do, ie kill your small shit. We were never running
Is there anything to get about richter other than he clearly eats paste?
Nah, sec obviously just doesn't ~get TESTDid DHD just get dumpsterd by Sec?
For the record I would like to state that richter is a surprisingly chill dude when not sperging and perfectly reasonable. His 'talent' for sperg is rather hit or miss however as sometimes it is hilarious and other times I have chosen to listen to boat instead I was so overwhelmingly unimpressed.The only thing worse than boring sperg is boring sperg posting which has not worked here and only works on our forums since some monkeys are stupid enough to mash 'upvote' (hivemind fuck yea). Coincidentally when he writes a decent post it's actually quite good.
There's nothing worse than having a good idea for a post not being good enough to pull it off :negative:
On the contrary I think I get test perfectly, since we both have the same idea of a victory: "cocksmoking" our enemies.
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Rageposting is 2deep4u
This is one of those hilarious situations where the joke-teller thinks everyone's too stupid to get their joke, while the listeners think the teller is stupid for telling it.
Spoiler: only one side is stupid
As a logi, the alphaing petered out before the dreads came in. We were catching people way easier by the time the dreads got in.
We never actually failed a target before the dreads got in, and we failed one after they were in, so how exactly do you define catching people?
Since in this case the other side includes both Nulli and Love Squad it's safe to assume both sides are stupid hth
There's nothing worse than having a good idea for a post not being good enough to pull it off :negative:
Hey at least that video has shown one thing: The delusional faggotry that infests Nulli starts at the top of the food chain in that alliance.
I can't help you if you think a fight is going well, when after killing 12 battleships out of 100, you aren't breaking reps on some of the targets.
Not to mention how spread out your fleet is.
We won, you lost.
I think the fight went pretty goddamned well.
Evidently the very top of the alliance.
I guess you rage broke something in your brain and today you're just plain stupid. You had a fairly large number of bombers, if you watch carefully, you'll see your fleet bunch up at the end there and get fucking dick punched by bombers. I can't believe i have to tell you that the actual order on warp in was to spread out since you're an FC and thats just what you're supposed to do when you're facing a lot of bomber to try and limit losses but as your head is literally all the way up your ass since you died yesterday I guess I'll help you out.
Its like you watched the video and somehow ignored how fast all the yellow wrecks were appearing BEFORE the dreads jumped in, then when they DID jump in an siege you were 60-70km from them and steadily making range.
I mean fuck progod why not just go full fucking retard if you're going to melt down like this and act like a total sperging faggot?
The last time you had a final timer you called in almost 600 people, if you thought anything other a fleet that could fight 600 people was coming to see you then you're a fucking fool.
Yea, I am pretty sure Nulli got their cocksmoked.
I attempted to spell out the same shit to him already, Grath.
He is just that horrifically stupid.
Also what the fuck is wrong with Nulli crying about dreads and or supers?? Do you frequently fight with one arm tied behind your back? Do you like not using all the assets at your disposal because you like being 'fair' to the other guys? Was bringing 600 people to save your CSAA fair in someway shape or form? Was bringing 100 guys to augment the 200 AAA people up north somehow being 'fair and balanced'?
Or are all of you just little crybaby bitches that gets ass mad the second the other guy out thinks you (this is most of the time)?
I'm quite fond of getting my cock-smoked
Sometimes a cigar is just a cock
Come now, unless you are truely the dumbest shit around, you know full well why everyone being close to one another was a bad idea; hell, your own fleet found out well enough just 5 minutes later. When we stopped intsaing ships, it was due entirely to people showing poor fire disclipine; shadoo getting everyone to cycle down guns solved that nbd.
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