The GoT/aSoIaF thread - GURM Death pool ITT

**Iseeyouseemeseeyou** · 2012-04-24

Originally Posted by Fartman

how is shadow babby made?

also a possible stern show reference in ep4 booya

No one really knows. I've always assumed it was Melisandre's Lord of the Light magic at work.

**Fartman** · 2012-04-24

Originally Posted by Iseeyouseemeseeyou

No one really knows. I've always assumed it was Melisandre's Lord of the Light magic at work.

maybe its because they hadn't invented douching yet booosh

**Grogoth** · 2012-04-24

All I know is that having anal sex with a dead pig will produce riverinis

**Iseeyouseemeseeyou** · 2012-04-24

Originally Posted by Grogoth

All I know is that having anal sex with a dead pig will produce riverinis

Does it also lead you to having almost 8k Rep Power?

**Grogoth** · 2012-04-24

I fucked the kid in your sig before he was famous, just fyi

**StevieTopSiders** · 2012-05-13

Just finished Dance with Dragons. At this point I'm just annoyed by all the character deaths.

Also, why is R'Hllor the only god worth anything? And the Many-Faced One, I guess, but religion is becoming an ever bigger part of the conflict, and only the Red God is able to do shit.

**Viribus** · 2012-05-13

I'm kind of worried they'll fuck up Jon's character by abridging the Ygritte chronology.

But show-watching plebeians deserve all the poor character development that's in store for them

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-13

Originally Posted by StevieTopSiders

Also, why is R'Hllor the only god worth anything?

Wrong.

Originally Posted by Viribus

I'm kind of worried they'll fuck up Jon's character by abridging the Ygritte chronology.

But show-watching plebeians deserve all the poor character development that's in store for them

You know nothing Vibrius

**Stronke** · 2012-05-13

Why you always have to be such a angry abo, its not like you have to work

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-13

I am always angry because I only role play an abo, IRL I have to work and can't just drown my kids (or sorrows). I am taking out my rage on anonymous internet people because I cannot actually be who I want to be, ie., a drunk abo.

**Viribus** · 2012-05-13

Life must be so much simpler as a subhuman

**Fartman** · 2012-05-13

be all you can be (a drunk abo)

**Viribus** · 2012-05-14

Originally Posted by Viribus

I'm kind of worried they'll fuck up Jon's character by abridging the Ygritte chronology.

Quoting for posterity. Also they made Cersei remorseful, what the fuck

YA BLEW IT HBO

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-14

should we not see jojen reed and his sister before now? :3

**Rovern Hashu** · 2012-05-14

Originally Posted by Grogoth

should we not see jojen reed and his sister before now? :3

That is what I've been wondering, its been awhile since I read the books but was pretty sure they should have appeared by now.

**Stronke** · 2012-05-14

All the wrong people are dying in this show

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-05-14

Originally Posted by Viribus

Quoting for posterity. Also they made Cersei remorseful, what the fuck

YA BLEW IT HBO

Yeah, but now I'm taking bets on who's getting balls deep in who first: Joffrey in Sansa, or Jon Snow in Ygritte. My money's on Jon, because even though he doesn't want to do it, at least she totally wants the cock.

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-14

Have you not read the books? Ygritte kills Jon and Joffrey kills Sansa

**Bill Schwartzski** · 2012-05-14

Originally Posted by Grogoth

Have you not read the books? Ygritte kills Jon and Joffrey kills Sansa

No no no you have it all wrong. Arya winds up marrying Joffrey, and Jon Snow winds up having sex with his wolf. In the butt.

**Bill Schwartzski** · 2012-05-14

Originally Posted by Rovern Hashu

That is what I've been wondering, its been awhile since I read the books but was pretty sure they should have appeared by now.

on this topic: they've altered a bit of the plot but it seems to have the same general outcome. For example, the tickler and the other guy don't get killed by Jaquen in the book, some random rapist and other violent guy did. However her relationship with Jaquen takes the same path. I also seem to remember Danerys not making it to Quarth right away either (her band of horse eaters found some abandoned city along the way they rested in).

I have got to say right now the one on one between Arya and Tywin is making the show better than the books. They didn't have these little discussions, and Arya was a cup-bearer to someone else (the Roose Bolton or some shit?)

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-14

yeah arya + tywin is p boss, but no way would tywin deal with that shit

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-14

INCIDENTALLY, I read a really, really fucked up potential theory about GoT

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-05-14

Originally Posted by Grogoth

Have you not read the books? Ygritte kills Jon and Joffrey kills Sansa

IMPOSSIBRU

In all seriousness though I believe the latter but not the former, Jon Snow can't die a virgin, it's the law.

**Viribus** · 2012-05-17

Jon remains a virgin and, on his 30th nameday, he becomes a sorcerer

Originally Posted by Bill Schwartzski

on this topic: they've altered a bit of the plot but it seems to have the same general outcome. For example, the tickler and the other guy don't get killed by Jaquen in the book, some random rapist and other violent guy did. However her relationship with Jaquen takes the same path.

My problem with the show's Jaquen is that, while the dudes he iced in the book were killed somewhat mysteriously by their own dog and somewhat less mysteriously by falling from a ledge, the way in which he (Jaquen) did it suggested something supernatural about it, like he used his wizard powers to turn the dog on his owner. This is at a point in the story when magic is just introduced and beginning to be developed (I think Melisandre's shadow babby comes later in the books), and it introduces the Faceless Men as something otherworldly.

While in the show they're just another group of assassins that use ninja shit like poison darts. Fucking... yawn

**Jive Turky** · 2012-05-17

Originally Posted by Grogoth

INCIDENTALLY, I read a really, really fucked up potential theory about GoT

I have come to an assumption that Jon is Mance Raiders & Lyanna's son.

**Bill Schwartzski** · 2012-05-17

Originally Posted by Viribus

While in the show they're just another group of assassins that use ninja shit like poison darts. Fucking... yawn

Yeah.. I hear you. But that's writing for television for ya. Hopefully they ride this really nice Tywin/Arya thing into something creative enough to make me forget about it.

After reading book five you really get a handle on what the faceless men are about, and you are completely spot on. They don't use ninja darts, or shouldn't, anyways.

**Fartman** · 2012-05-18

The title of S2E10 owns

**Atticus** · 2012-05-18

Originally Posted by Iseeyouseemeseeyou

Oh my Margaery Tyrell is hawt.

She was in The Tudors and younger/hotter then

**Fartman** · 2012-05-24

http://wicnet.tumblr.com/post/236555...stomere-by-the

they spelled castamere wrong

**Fartman** · 2012-05-25

https://twitter.com/Garykwileyjr/sta...624193/photo/1

**Pielemieni** · 2012-05-25

Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller

IMPOSSIBRU

In all seriousness though I believe the latter but not the former, Jon Snow can't die a virgin, it's the law.

Chances also are, GRRM won't live long enough to finish the book. Or even we won't. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Winds_of_Winter

Valar Morghulis

**Don Peyote** · 2012-06-04

By the way watch the spoilers here, the a Dance with Dragons thread is for contemporary book discussion, and this thread is for series discussion (Viribus get out this is the best TV series in a long while even if certain changes to the plot have confused me a little). I haven't finished A Clash of Kings yet and anyone who spoils the rest of the books for me will be eaten alive

**Viribus** · 2012-06-04

Originally Posted by Don Peyote

By the way watch the spoilers here, the a Dance with Dragons thread is for contemporary book discussion, and this thread is for series discussion (Viribus get out this is the best TV series in a long while even if certain changes to the plot have confused me a little). I haven't finished A Clash of Kings yet and anyone who spoils the rest of the books for me will be eaten alive

Here's a spoiler: your gay

**John Smith** · 2012-06-05

Originally Posted by Don Peyote

By the way watch the spoilers here, the a Dance with Dragons thread is for contemporary book discussion, and this thread is for series discussion (Viribus get out this is the best TV series in a long while even if certain changes to the plot have confused me a little). I haven't finished A Clash of Kings yet and anyone who spoils the rest of the books for me will be eaten alive

I've read all the books and will mercilessly infract anyone who spoils them in this thread or any other.

**Fartman** · 2012-06-06

guess we have to wait a year to see ol Ygritte's landing strip

**Jive Turky** · 2012-06-06

Originally Posted by Grogoth

should we not see jojen reed and his sister before now? :3

Jojen should of appeared when Rob called in his bannermen.

Im hopingthey will be introduced when bran, rinkon etc start heading for the wall.

For some reason i never pictured the white walkers as Zombies.
Not sure if i like how they are being portrayed.

**John Smith** · 2012-06-06

Originally Posted by Jive Turky

Jojen should of appeared when Rob called in his bannermen.

Im hopingthey will be introduced when bran, rinkon etc start heading for the wall.

For some reason i never pictured the white walkers as Zombies.
Not sure if i like how they are being portrayed.

The rising dead aren't the white walkers. The others are the white walkers.

**Fartman** · 2012-06-06

Originally Posted by Jive Turkey

Jojen should of appeared when Rob called in his bannermen.

The Reeds are in for Season Three.

Originally Posted by John Smith

The rising dead aren't the white walkers. The others are the white walkers.

this guy = white walker/other

**Manfred Hideous** · 2012-06-06

I was hoping for the last episode to be for the crows what ep19 was for King's Landing. It seems odd that fatty was far away when the event was set to begin. How is he going to bring obsidian back into fashion way out there?

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-06-06

Originally Posted by Fartman

guess we have to wait a year to see ol Ygritte's landing strip

You mean her carrot top?

**Fartman** · 2012-06-07

i went with landing strip because it sorta rhymed with ygritte but carrot top works too.

back in the day we used to refer to jungle bush as "einstein" on occasion.

**Viribus** · 2012-06-07

I doubt the wildlings have trimmers

**Grogoth** · 2012-06-07

A true spearwife would shave her pubes with an arrow head

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-06-07

I'm pretty shocked the wildling women don't have beards, frankly.

**Stronke** · 2012-06-07

That useless fat crow actually does something in the books?

**Mira Z** · 2012-06-07

Originally Posted by John Smith

I've read all the books and will mercilessly infract anyone who spoils them in this thread or any other.

Is it considered a spoiler to suggest that George Martin will die before completing all the books?

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-06-07

Not if we all see a picture of the guy.

**Fartman** · 2012-06-08

Originally Posted by Stronke

That useless fat crow actually does something in the books?

he is, to date..

**Viribus** · 2012-06-08

Originally Posted by Fartman

he is, to date..

**Grogoth** · 2012-06-08

he also

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