The War for the Franklin Terrace Towers (Venal and the North)

**Addrake** · 2012-05-13

Hopefully the mod's dont pun-ish us.

**ihaveahelmet** · 2012-05-14

You guys should quit, this is bad for my health. I'm allergic to punicillin.

**Ron Mexxico** · 2012-05-14

Originally Posted by Addrake

Hopefully the mod's dont pun-ish us.

if you get locked up i'll visit you at the pun-itentiary

**Dental Floss** · 2012-05-14

So FA were fighting -A- just now, -A- in Oracles, and FA in arty pests. We came, we saw, we blapped.

After Zagdul left, we told mukk we'd let his the survivors of his gang go as long as they shot no wrecks. We spread out and started to loot and then warped off as they landed on the gate. Instead of jumping out, they dishonored themselves by killing one muninn that was slow to warp and then warped away, losing about 5 more in the process.

**penifSMASH** · 2012-05-14

I like BigChols' videos because they usually have good music

**Vik Reddy** · 2012-05-14

Originally Posted by Dental Floss

So FA were fighting -A- just now, -A- in Oracles, and FA in arty pests. We came, we saw, we blapped.

After Zagdul left, we told mukk we'd let his the survivors of his gang go as long as they shot no wrecks. We spread out and started to loot and then warped off as they landed on the gate. Instead of jumping out, they dishonored themselves by killing one muninn that was slow to warp and then warped away, losing about 5 more in the process.

I think you guys threw away the honor thing when you warped right on our logistics, primaried me first

and then shot our logis and recons, while we were busy fighting FA (and winning). The fight was almost even numbers overall, with them in Tempests (10 scimis) and us in bcs, the least you can do is wait after we fucked them up a bit more. Don't call honor on this one. Plus, that Muninn was designated bait he deserved to get ganked.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=13365753 Good fight anyway.
http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=7061

**Mfume** · 2012-05-14

If you didn't want your logis getting warped on, should've kept them inside MF range.

**Ron Mexxico** · 2012-05-14

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13365947

i guess you weren't ~reddy~ to point anybody

**Dental Floss** · 2012-05-14

We went distance down and shot both you and FA and killed maybe 2-3 logistics on your side and the same on theirs. Don't try to compare the two after we tried to be nice.

**Warband** · 2012-05-14

Originally Posted by Ron Mexxico

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13365947

i guess you weren't ~reddy~ to point anybody

Sir, I enjoyed that pun and Black Legion is for the worse without your excellent posting skills. I am in the process of recruiting kugu's best posters so we may improve. Please app to holding corp at your earliest convenience.

**Marivauder** · 2012-05-14

Originally Posted by Warband

Sir, I enjoyed that pun and Black Legion is for the worse without your excellent posting skills. I am in the process of recruiting kugu's best posters so we may improve. Please app to holding corp at your earliest convenience.

you might get Band for that....

?and you haven't accepted my alt yet

**Atticus** · 2012-05-14

The Battle for Pulled Pork

Having spent much of the day cleaning my apartment and going for a run on a nice sunny day (anti-Broski North behaviour), at about 5pm I put a pork roast into my slow cooker with about a litre of bbq sauce. Now, pulled pork is sort of an alliance obsession that has taken all Noir Legionnaires by storm. We are currently banned from putting food porn in fleet chat because it negatively affects our ability to perform under pressure.

So tonight, we initially formed up because apparently NCDot had pulled a B*Legion manouver and become tackled by Brick Squad in Geminate. Unfortunately by the time we got formed and were ready to roll, NCDot had got themselves out of the bind. We noticed a blob on the map near Cloud Ring and decided that was were we'd dine tonight.

We got eyes on two separate fleets numbering about the same as our 40 dudes. Top tier pets FA were in arty tempests (maels are too expensive I guess) and Against All Fights was in their patented banana boat oracles. We jumped into system to find them brawling it out at 100km-ish off our in-gate. So we pinged up and warped back down in between the two groups. We initially started to chew on AAA's logistics because they were near us but we manouvered around the began pulling the two groups apart. At this point, we decided to dunk FA on a bun and attack them viciously. Arty sauce spread about the field and we purposely saw how un-Reddy some of the AAA guys were so we took them down first.

Still hungry and wanting more delicious pulled pork, we licked our plates and looted the field. Words were exchanged with the mighty thespian Mukk and we agreed to let AAA go home. When the remaining oracles got back on the gate, they decided to engage a lone muninn who was so engorged on pulled pork he was deaf to calls to abandon his plate. We warped back down and engaged the oracles that had got caught in a bubble.

After the fight, we took a side detour to grab another bun of pulled pork and check out some carriers who were trying to rep a jumpbridge. Alas, they snuck away and hid inside their slow cooker.

Soho, honourary pulled pork specialist, called us saying he was engaging FA who had reshipped to welpcanes. After pinging around their station like a bunch of three-day old pulled pork, we caught them in a bubble and ownzoned. FA docked up and reshipped to carriers and circle jerked outside of station in front of us all. I don't subscribe to their strange sexual subculture. They then reshipped again to maels and made Soho get all scarrrred and warped off. The pulled pork is strong with him and he is learning the ways of it.

We warped back on the station, played some silly station games with Zagdul and his carriers then they tried to undock maelstroms again but lost about 6 of them before docking up again.

Falling asleep from too much pulled pork, we started to head back home. We decided to check on those two carriers in their slow cooker. Unfortunately, they werent dumb and didnt want to jump on our buns.

(Note: PK claims he invented pulled pork when in fact this is an invention of the King in the North - Elo Knight)

Fuck, I love pulled pork.

1st fight - http://black-legion.ca/killboard/?a=...d&kll_id=24913
2nd fight - http://black-legion.ca/killboard/?a=...d&kll_id=24949

**Ron Mexxico** · 2012-05-14

Originally Posted by Warband

Sir, I enjoyed that pun and Black Legion is for the worse without your excellent posting skills. I am in the process of recruiting kugu's best posters so we may improve. Please app to holding corp at your earliest convenience.

ok but i'm going to need roles

**Ivo THE1** · 2012-05-14

A entertaining evening indeed. And more importantly.. no chat request spam! >_>

**Harvey** · 2012-05-14

Originally Posted by Atticus

So tonight, we initially formed up because apparently NCDot had pulled a B*Legion manouver and become tackled by Brick Squad in Geminate. Unfortunately by the time we got formed and were ready to roll, NCDot had got themselves out of the bind.

I heard you were forming to save NC. Repairs were holding on both sides and a stalemate ensued I can only assume this gave the NCdot FC enough time to call in that favour with the BL blap regiment I figured you wouldn't bring a crap fleet comp this time around so I let them go Confirming once again that Brick are fags hiding in a POS rather than fighting the forces of the tech cartels

**Artjay** · 2012-05-14

Originally Posted by Harvey

I heard you were forming to save NC. Repairs were holding on both sides and a stalemate ensued I can only assume this gave the NCdot FC enough time to call in that favour with the BL blap regiment I figured you wouldn't bring a crap fleet comp this time around so I let them go Confirming once again that Brick are fags hiding in a POS rather than fighting the forces of the tech cartels

Please refer to sound 10:

http://www.soundboard.com/sb/DrakenDarksun.aspx

**RCJ** · 2012-05-14

Another good fight in Gem last night. The LR- station was coming out of final reinforce and we (Brick, Brosefs and IAC) formed our largest Oracle fleet ever, amassing ~40 oracles (that's a lot for us). We caught wind of Pinked forming up an Apoc fleet and Giantsbane forming up a Drake fleet with some bombers in support.

We sat on our titan positioning our eyes and dictors until about 5 minutes after the station exited reinforce and Pinked started undocking from the L-H station. They jumped into YN3 and warped to LR- but unfortunately missed a small detail: the LR- gate in YN3 had an anchored stop bubble about 50km off the gate. Our hic on the gate immediately lit the cyno and bubbled up as they disregarded a load up and started trying to burn to the gate. The hic that lit the cyno died and so did an unfortunate Oracle who got insta'd but as the Apocs started to die rapidly reps stabilized. By this time the Giantsbane Drake fleet had bridged into LR- and started to jump into YN3. While we were fighting the Apocs we moved into perfect scorch range from the gate and Drakes exploded almost as soon as they decloaked.

After a short time the fight had turned into a massacre as both Giantsbane and Pinked fleets attempted to escape. Excellent bubbling ensured that barely any ships left the grid and the death of Starcrash's (Pinked's CEO and main FC) Damnation heralded the end of the fight.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=13364857
http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=7063

We moved into LR- and started shooting the station while being harassed by some really bad bombing runs that resulted in a lot of dead bombers. When the station got down to about 30% structure NC. decided to poke their noses into our business. A hellcat fleet and a triage Archon bridged onto our fleet on the station and quickly killed a few ships. Deciding that the fight wouldn't end well if we stayed in range of the Abaddons we quickly moved to a better position on the grid. Unfortunately a Brosefs. Naglfar was tackled on the grid and killed while their Archon bait tanked us. Eventually the fight turned into our Oracles firing at their Abaddons from about 60km with not much really being killed aside from some insta'd Oracles and retards that burned directly at the hostile fleet. Both fleets refused to leave the grid, NC. mostly because we had them long range pointed with an Arazu, but eventually we warped off to our blue tower in system and NC. left the system almost immediately after and we finished flipping the system to our good friends in Brosefs.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=13364940
http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=7064

GF to everyone that we fought.

**Arrador** · 2012-05-14

So is IAC staging a comeback?

**Stronke** · 2012-05-14

Originally Posted by Arrador

So is IAC staging a comeback?

drunk ops is go

**Agathor** · 2012-05-14

Originally Posted by Arrador

So is IAC staging a comeback?

I havent talked with any of the guys in those corps for years. Its nice to see them still active though.

Other old corps like MINC are doing good too.

**Perseus Kallistratos** · 2012-05-15

Originally Posted by Atticus

(Note: PK claims he invented pulled pork when in fact this is an invention of the King in the North - Elo Knight)

Logs or it didn't happen.

I'm more of a ribs guy myself.

**ihaveahelmet** · 2012-05-15

Ribbed for our pleasure, you mean.

**BigChols** · 2012-05-15

Originally Posted by Mfume

So anyway, nightly roam to nowhere, to do nothing in particular except see who forms to fight us:

First stop was L-C where we had received word that an -A- Muninn fleet was camping the locals into station, seeking gudfitez. By time we got there however, -A- had gone stealth mode and we couldn't figure out where, so we took up the mantle of camping Fatal Capital. When scouts reported -A- were actually fairly close to L-C in E9KD, we burned that direction, but -A- was burning home and we followed, hoping to pick off a few stragglers.

Thankfully, instead of logging off, -A- obliged us by re-shipping into 19 armor alpha Lokis and approximately 14 logis. They headed back towards, sitting on our outgate two jumps from their staging system. After the traditional Mexican stand-off at the gate, they jumped into us, the first Loki to decloak being instantly alpha'ed in true Black Legion-style and several others very quickly following him. After losing about eight or nine Lokis and realizing that even our HACs could tank their volley with so few Lokis remaining they began de-aggroing, jumping through the gate and heading back to Okaigaiken, their staging system.

They re-shipped again, this time to 23 (approximate) "Banana Boats" (plated pulse Oracles) and once again jumped into us, this time getting a lot more kills since we stayed on the gate, orbiting at 500 and well within multifreq range. But still, they lost Oracles at a frightening rate, and once our tank had stabilized, burned off the gate and warped.

gf gf -A-
http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=7040

Down both our recons, our dictor and around 10 HACs, Elo took us to VFK to shoot a DekCo Drakefleet that had formed. They were brawling NCdot Tier 3s when we arrived, we blapped two or three before they warped to the sun at 0, we followed and killed a few more before they warped to station and docked.

gf gf DekCo
http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=7041

Heres the vid of everything:

**MandozerTheGreat [banned]** · 2012-05-15

Originally Posted by ihaveahelmet

Ribbed for our pleasure, you mean.

Its a marketing gimmick, not the biggest part of your dick (the condom).

**Burnes** · 2012-05-15

Originally Posted by Harvey

I heard you were forming to save NC. Repairs were holding on both sides and a stalemate ensued I can only assume this gave the NCdot FC enough time to call in that favour with the BL blap regiment I figured you wouldn't bring a crap fleet comp this time around so I let them go Confirming once again that Brick are fags hiding in a POS rather than fighting the forces of the tech cartels

Blapped regiment checking in

**Atticus** · 2012-05-15

Goons hate pulled pork (((

**Opti** · 2012-05-15

Originally Posted by Atticus

Goons hate pulled pork (((

The question you want to ask yourself is who the fuck would want to go to the pulled pork belt, its full of those people

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-15

There is a place here that does pork floss - shit is off the fucking hook

**Marivauder** · 2012-05-15

What the hell is Pork Floss, first time i've heard of it

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-15

it is fucking amazing it what it is, it is like pulled pork, but "pulled" so that is almost the consistency of fairy floss, or cotton candy, and then has like a sweet bbq sauce on it

there is a chinese restaurant i lived near that made all kinds of fucked up shit that made me dry retch when i first read it on the menu, now i can't get it any where else

**Grath** · 2012-05-15

Originally Posted by Grogoth

it is fucking amazing it what it is, it is like pulled pork, but "pulled" so that is almost the consistency of fairy floss, or cotton candy, and then has like a sweet bbq sauce on it

there is a chinese restaurant i lived near that made all kinds of fucked up shit that made me dry retch when i first read it on the menu, now i can't get it any where else

Yea, we have that here, you put hot sauce and cole slaw on it and its fucking amazing

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-15

They also made black vinegar pork ribs with some kind of salted fish (like anchovies) - I ordered that shit once when I was blind drunk, and mother of god, it was amazing - still amazing the next day when I was sober

**Marivauder** · 2012-05-15

FOOD THREAD -

Let me tell you about Shawarma

This is one tasty mother fucker, like, meat, sauce, salad shit is just a perfect combination in a sandwich, i tried it for the first time last week and it was beautiful, THE TASTE WAS SHIT HOT, and it only cost me £2.50 ($5.00) which is blood amazing

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-15

how does that differ from a donner kebab?

**Marivauder** · 2012-05-15

Honestly don't know, i've only had it a few times, but it's delicious, lots of filling and.. it's big

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-15

Attachment 2902

same thing, how is this new for you people - australians and brits have been buying these in bulk since discovering alcohol

e: also, it's a gyro

**MandozerTheGreat [banned]** · 2012-05-15

I can get that shit just walking down the street so fucking great.

**Cryo** · 2012-05-16

I wonder how many times Elo Knight is gonna die today

**Checkbox Poll** · 2012-05-16

the best doner kebab i've ever had was in munich. bomb ass turkish shit.

**Elo** · 2012-05-16

Originally Posted by Cryo

I wonder how many times Elo Knight is gonna die today

just once brah

**MandozerTheGreat [banned]** · 2012-05-16

[youtube]ps_fz9V2rIg[/youtube]

**Dysphonia** · 2012-05-16

Originally Posted by Cryo

I wonder how many times Elo Knight is gonna die today

Not enough is always the answer~

**En'emu** · 2012-05-16

So what was in that CSAA anyways? Was it actually BL or NCdot's build?

**Elo** · 2012-05-16

lol no we can't afford super we don't make 770b a month like some people

**Quesa** · 2012-05-16

Originally Posted by En'emu

So what was in that CSAA anyways? Was it actually BL or NCdot's build?

That CSAA was empty.

:seriousface:

**Dysphonia** · 2012-05-16

Also whoever was FCing that NC. sniper fleet, you're bad, learn to align out at all times. hth

**Ron Mexxico** · 2012-05-16

it was my hel you fucking idiots

**dabigredboat** · 2012-05-16

Originally Posted by Elo

lol no we can't afford super we don't make 770b a month like some people

I make 1.1trillion a month. Soz mate you didn't make a deal earlier !

Also on another note we just killed a CSAA of IRCs

**En'emu** · 2012-05-16

Originally Posted by Dysphonia

Also whoever was FCing that NC. sniper fleet, you're bad, learn to align out at all times. hth

I must give them credit for shooting our dictors, though. They have half a brain.

**Dego** · 2012-05-16

dw ron yours is in delve not this one

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