Scammer took my cash/I feel like killing myself/IRLIngame (blawrf vs human decency)

[Blawrf]

Failed snipe only serves
to make the heart grow cold, like
body of scammed man.

[Don Peyote]

There we go my friends
crisis has been averted
Post in Haiku please


EDIT : blawrf has no honoure
causing me to fail again
Seppuku for me.

[Trooper]

Never ceases to amaze me how much emphasis people put on their "victims" having mental issues, when posting about scams.

Guess it's some sort of grade-school code; extra points for making the kid cry, when you steal their lunch money.

Kids are kids, but seeing adults take that kinda pleasure in that aspect of scamming is pretty unsettling :/

[Don Peyote]

Never ceases to amaze me how much emphasis people put on their "victims" having mental issues, when posting about scams.

Guess it's some sort of grade-school code; extra points for making the kid cry, when you steal their lunch money.

Kids are kids, but seeing adults take that kinda pleasure in that aspect of scamming is pretty unsettling :/

That haiku is shit
It's in three lines but all wrong
It's 5-7-5

Schadenfreude, friend
It's what EVE is all about
We're all psychopaths

[Trooper]

That's a shit haiku
It's in three lines but all wrong
It's 5-7-5

My haiku is shit
But the words are okay
Can you forgive me?

[DurrHurrDurr]

Oh my fucking God
You guys are fucking faggots
Stupid white knight cunts

[Don Peyote]

My haiku is shit
But the words are okay
Can you forgive me?

I shall let it slide
Since you are now repentant
Go forth, post, my man.

Oh my fucking God
You guys are fucking faggots
Stupid white knight cunts

oh dear DurrHurrDurr
I never white knighted shit
You are the faggot

[DurrHurrDurr]

oh dear DurrHurrDurr
I never white knighted shit
You are the faggot

You fucking retard
I was talking about that nerd
posting above you

[Fix Lag]

No one gives a shit
about posting with haikus
Seriously, fuck you

[Don Peyote]

You fucking retard
I was talking about that nerd
posting above you

You said "faggots" m8
so surely you can see why
I thought you meant me

No one gives a shit
about posting with haikus
Seriously, fuck you

You care about it
Or you wouldn't have done one
So fuck you Fix Lag

[Barry Zuckerkorn]

Posting in Haiku's
pleases me like a cheap whore
fun but I crave more!

[Marivauder]

My name is Mari
I failed Splodey's mod challenge
'cause I suck at Haiku

[Fix Lag]

Marivauder sucks
at posting so they made him
a mod on Kugu

[DurrHurrDurr]

i have no fucking idea what's going on in this page, but the start of it is pure gold

That's not a haiku
You stupid autist cuntlord
Go shoot your own face

[Hilmar Keller]

Sylvia Plath said,
"Haiku writers in this bitch
Get dealt with real quick."

[Wusti]

You are all cuntlords
You blaspheme this thread with shit
Great Scam by good blokes

[Don Peyote]

Thread was dead and gone
Til some faggot necroed it
With his failed haiku

[Iratus]

You morons can't post
a proper haiku for shit.
Nor can I, turns out.

[Grogoth]

This scam is not bad
I got 90 from Xeno
And nulli's 80

[Blawrf]

All things said and done,
this scam was probably more
close to hundred bill.

[Don Peyote]

All the same duder
It was a fine scam indeed
Well done to you both

Is it okay if
We make this thread about scams
In general, now?

[Marivauder]

and haiku's
line 2
line 3

[Burnes]

Marivauder sucks
at posting so they made him
a mod on Kugu

Does this explain why
Repping system resets soon?
Lord Agathor weeps

[Blawrf]

All the same duder
It was a fine scam indeed
Well done to you both

Is it okay if
We make this thread about scams
In general, now?

I agree with this,
as long as all further scams
are in haiku form.

[Some Market Dude]

holy fuck this thread
kill yourselves
faggots

[Grogoth]

Once upon a time
I did this to xenobytes
And this to nulli

[Kyros]

damn goon scammed me
took all of my stuff away
i go cut myself

[Endie]

Springtime in Eve's north
Veins burst like cherry blossoms
Pubbie: skill yourself

(you're supposed to have a seasonal reference (a kigo) in haiku).

[zodt]

Endie is a nerd
He ought to take his kigo
And fall down some stairs

[Cpt Universe]

damn goon scammed me
took all of my stuff away
i go cut myself

that is only four
the first line is always five
learn to haiku, cunt.

[Endie]

Zodt, wise poster, saved:
My pun (haiku means "cutting")
Gone like May snowdrops

[cuko]

You're all despicable extraterrestrials. This is why Eve doesn't have nice things. This is why CCP is broke. Not a friendly game at all... Scammers and griefers should be banned!

[Kyros]

that is only four
the first line is always five
learn to haiku, cunt.

Shazbot...

[Kyros]

You're all despicable extraterrestrials. This is why Eve doesn't have nice things. This is why CCP is broke. Not a friendly game at all... Scammers and griefers should be banned!

Need a hankie?

Life is tough, EVE is tough, wear a cup.

[Southerner]

The entire title and theme of scam with suicide potential just reeks of attention whoring desperation.
Please accept me Kugu for I bring you moral decrepitation.
But hey, its fashionable to be a cunt amongst cunts

[Rakshasa]

That's not a haiku
You stupid autist cuntlord
Go shoot your own face

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???????
????k

Haiku written in other languages than Japanese is for neckvaginabeards who're too stupid to learn this simple language. Now fuck off with the lame shit and do some limericks.

[Iratus]

?????
???????
????k

Haiku written in other languages than Japanese is for neckvaginabeards who're too stupid to learn this simple language. Now fuck off with the lame shit and do some limericks.

Huuuurrrrr hablo japonés y me creo la gran cosa.

See? we can all speak some gibberish or another. Now get out of here with your squiggles, because you are either an idiotic jap who can't get over the fact that haikus are no longer an exclusive thing... or even worse, you are an idiotic "otaku" or other breed of japan-nerd, in which case:

neeeeeeeerd.

[Grogoth]

Hey, Rakshasa-san
Tell me what your life is like
With a tiny cock

[Rakshasa]

Huuuurrrrr hablo japonés y me creo la gran cosa.

See? we can all speak some gibberish or another. Now get out of here with your squiggles, because you are either an idiotic jap who can't get over the fact that haikus are no longer an exclusive thing... or even worse, you are an idiotic "otaku" or other breed of japan-nerd, in which case:

neeeeeeeerd.

Japanese is my 4th fluent language, so have fun with that gibberish of yours. You guys still suck at haiku, even if I'm a nerd, lol.

Also, Japanese small dick means Japanese tight pussy. Very tight...

[Iratus]

Japanese is my 4th fluent language, so have fun with that gibberish of yours. You guys still suck at haiku, even if I'm a nerd, lol.

Also, Japanese small dick means Japanese tight pussy. Very tight...

God dammit you are an idiot.

[Grogoth]

Oh, I am sure you get all the pussy, you sound like a real playa

[bobbechk]

The knife breaks my skin
Drips turn to flood
Space pixels avenged

[Rakshasa]

God dammit you are an idiot.

You know all those otaku neckbeards and narutards that dream of living in Japan, have lots of Japanese friends and shit? I'm the guy they dream of being.

Oh, I am sure you get all the pussy, you sound like a real playa

Thank you for your kind words, but I assure you I haven't tried them all.

[Securitas]

I've never understood the "get all the pussy" comments.

Aren't most of the people on here married 40 year old dudes who complain that a wedding chapel is where "sex comes to die?" That's the general impression I get from EVE players(after the whole virgin never touched a woman category.)

Realistically how many people in the whole world that aren't celebrities go and find a new vagina to fuck every night? You can barely do that shit with Grindr (So sit the fuck down Rakshasa)

[tgr]

We know you don't get it.

[Securitas]

We know you don't get it.

That's not even the point and you know it. :P

[John Caffeine]

We know you don't get it.

I'll take a chance here and say "neither do you".

[tgr]

I'll take a chance here and say "neither do you".

Insert incredulous defense of my don juanian promiscuity here.

[John Caffeine]

Insert incredulous defense of my don juanian promiscuity here.

I've allways enjoyed arguing about who gets laid over the internet .



Might as well embrace the rainbow pride. Dick in butt is great, and no one plays your flute like another dude.

[Pielemieni]

I've allways enjoyed arguing about who gets layed over the internet .

Where's penif when you need him?

Also

I tried to scam yesterday
and all I got
was 300 rifters



I'll kill the other dude.