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    Quote Originally Posted by Dysphonia View Post
    The only bad thing about this is it means there are less adorable newbies for me to throw ISK at.
    This compensates the lack of fresh newbies.
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    I guess this means i will have to wait a month before getting my next awox alt into dreddit. If only space hadn't been so greedy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grim View Post
    I guess this means i will have to wait a month before getting my next awox alt into dreddit. If only space hadn't been so greedy...
    If one has to rely on an awox alt to kill TESTers, one's doing something wrong.
    The facts have a strong anti-A- bias.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malaclypse View Post
    If one has to rely on an awox alt to kill TESTers, one's doing something wrong.
    Not even the most elite-PVP tactics can reach inside of a station.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Malaclypse View Post
    If one has to rely on an awox alt to kill TESTers, one's doing something wrong.
    The jews/bots have been trained to pos up/log out when any neutrals or reds appear in the system, tackling them with blues is the easiest and possibly the only way to catch tengus worth upwards of a billion ratting in fountain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanloch View Post
    The jews/bots have been trained to pos up/log out when any neutrals or reds appear in the system, tackling them with blues is the easiest and possibly the only way to catch tengus worth upwards of a billion ratting in fountain.
    Just wait until someone includes in their bot the ability to parse jabber awoxer broadcasts.

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    are any test corps recruiting? Not even joking, I actually want to get back into sov warfare. I promise not a awox your bots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fpshacker View Post
    are any test corps recruiting? Not even joking, I actually want to get back into sov warfare. I promise not a awox your bots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Peyote View Post
    Martyr's Vengeance take just about anyone
    You seem to be confusing MV with ENL-I, somehow worse at everything than MV, even posting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fpshacker View Post
    are any test corps recruiting? Not even joking, I actually want to get back into sov warfare. I promise not a awox your bots.
    Just apply to the 99%
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dysphonia View Post
    You seem to be confusing MV with ENL-I, somehow worse at everything than MV, even posting.
    Aye but no-one deserves the ignominy of being in Enlightened Industries, not even eff pee ess hacker

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    Did you guys know that Securitas is gay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanloch View Post
    The jews/bots have been trained to pos up/log out when any neutrals or reds appear in the system, tackling them with blues is the easiest and possibly the only way to catch tengus worth upwards of a billion ratting in fountain.
    It's funny because a surprising amount of the Tengus ratting in Fountain are, in fact, human. These nerds are just so slow they never jump them in time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr View Post
    It's funny because a surprising amount of the Tengus ratting in Fountain are, in fact, human. These nerds are just so slow they never jump them in time.
    Senses addled by hours of shooting red boxes, mind hovering on the verge of insanity... I don't blame them

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    Quote Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr View Post
    It's funny because a surprising amount of the Tengus ratting in Fountain are, in fact, human. These nerds are just so slow they never jump them in time.
    To the contrary, you don't need to be very fast at all to escape even the fastest scanner. I've jumped in and been in warp to a Tengu within ~15 seconds give or take and they're still gone by the time I enter local. Why? Because you have to wait for the anom scanner, narrow down which of the often 15+ that they're in, then warp to them, land, lock them, and point them (assuming they're in range.) All they have to do is be aligned and click the warp button when local instantly updates.

    Awoxing is just coping with a shitty local mechanic.
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    Guys it's not that I awox because I lack skill, it's the games fault you see.
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    When Securitas enters a system, all ships in all anomalies should get scrambled.

    Would that satisfy your needs, Securitas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sentinel Eeex View Post
    When Securitas enters a system, all ships in all anomalies should get scrambled.

    Would that satisfy your needs, Securitas?
    Did you even read? The minimum time imposed by anom scanning, warping, and locking alone allow someone running anoms to escape from even the "perfect hunter" who wastes no time whatsoever assuming they're not mentally retarded. You have a good deal of delays inherent in the mechanics of hunting and none in concealing the hunter, so if you want to actually catch anyone you have to circumvent those limitations.
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    How do you even have time to do all that when you are busy chugging cocks?
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    We wouldnt have to awox if test left the 6vdt undock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinli mei View Post
    Guys it's not that I awox because I lack skill, it's the games fault you see.
    He's actually right. It's literally impossible to catch a bot or even a human if they're even semi-attentive (unless theyre in something super slow like a carrier).

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    Quote Originally Posted by penifSMASH View Post
    He's actually right. It's literally impossible to catch a bot or even a human if they're even semi-attentive (unless theyre in something super slow like a carrier).
    Not really. Login traps, blops hotdrops, etc all work well.

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    This narrative also implies that TEST members are competent enough to watch local or pay attention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr View Post
    Not really. Login traps, blops hotdrops, etc all work well.
    Blops hotdrops face exactly the same problems as regular roaming gangs and login traps are still slower than the align time of a tengu. And against a bot, awoxing is literally the only thing that works.

    Let's see if I can lay this out any simpler:

    Time to scan for anoms: 10 seconds
    Time for an interceptor to complete a 10AU warp: ~35 seconds

    VERSUS

    Average human reaction time: 0.2 seconds
    Tengu align time: 5.4 seconds

    I'm being really generous by not including the time it takes to dscan to find out which anomaly the ratter is in but either way the math adds up to you being an idiot.

    I dunno what it is about people in powerblocs that seem to be afflicted with having stupid, misinformed opinions about things they don't know anything about. Maybe all that ~relevance~ goes to their heads.

    It's also funny how test continually whines about j4gs, bots, and useless jews that don't go on deployments and then go and get their fallopian tubes in a knot about some light awoxings. idgi

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    What's a little awoxing between friends?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Some Market Dude View Post
    What's a little awoxing between friends?
    friends don't stop friends from awoxing bots

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    I was pretty flabbergasted when a guy in TEG local didn't believe that I didn't have an ISK penalty from the great ISK holocaust. He didn't comprehend that I didn't bot/rmt and made all of my ISK 100% legit. I don't even scam because I don't have the heart to rob a naive idiot of all of his possessions. Either way botting is fucking mondo gay and all botters should be awox'd hth.

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    I completely support the awoxing of all bots just as I completely support the death of all supercarriers and titans.

    This might be because I neither bot nor have a super.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr View Post
    Not really. Login traps, blops hotdrops, etc all work well.
    Not to mention those Serpentis guys
    There's nothing worse than having a good idea for a post not being good enough to pull it off :negative:

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    Quote Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr View Post
    Not really. Login traps, blops hotdrops, etc all work well.
    I also use "etc" when I can't think of another example.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scaeva View Post
    I also use "etc" when I can't think of another example.
    Okay.

    Login traps
    Blops hotdrops
    pre-bookmarking
    Bubble camping (on their safe POS)
    fleet inviting/warping
    killing them in transit
    jump bridge camping

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    Login traps - warns the ratter, still need to pin down their anom, then log off and hope they dont notice you vanish into thin air
    Blops hotdrops - still requires a hostile to be in system to light the cyno
    pre-bookmarking - require you to warn ratters by passing through the system with the added bonus of needing the scan time you dont have to find their anom
    Bubble camping (on their safe POS) - only works on bots,
    fleet inviting/warping - would probably require awoxer, wont work on bots
    killing them in transit - that is what roaming gangs do already, wont really solve our issue
    jump bridge camping - do you want to punch me in the balls or should I do it myself and save you the trouble?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr View Post
    Okay.

    Login traps - best option here, but anyone mildly competent will be gone when you land, or at the very least aligned. also boring.
    Blops hotdrops - u wot m8
    pre-bookmarking - shittier version of login trap
    Bubble camping (on their safe POS) - don't mind me just anchoring a bubble 400km off your pos
    fleet inviting/warping - fuck you
    killing them in transit - what is travel fit
    jump bridge camping - what is travel fit
    good thing i stuffed dreddit full of alts before they closed recruitment

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    Hey guys I go on strat ops and press F1 watch me have all these opinions




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    Going on strat ops is important because we take space for are allies and collect pubbie tears like your posting.

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    It all comes down to whether you prefer Space Risk or Space Hungry Hungry Hippos

    both are awesome games but for completely different reasons

    but EVE is still shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by woo glin View Post
    Going on strat ops is important because we take space for are allies and collect pubbie tears like your posting.
    I never thought I would see the day that someone boasted about the benefits of taking space for Razor.
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    Killmails without any explanation of tactics or circumstances sure are informative, thanks for contributing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viribus View Post
    Killmails without any explanation of tactics or circumstances sure are informative, thanks for contributing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grim View Post
    I never thought I would see the day that someone boasted about the benefits of taking space for Razor.
    The CFC are rebuilding The Great Phreeze's Empire in his abscence, eagerly awaiting his return

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    HBOT, if configured correctly, counters literally all of those (except the last one which is just basically hoping the bot is broken).

    So it really just boils down to crossing your fingers and hoping the bot isn't properly set up. Thx 4 the info

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    Fuckit, Crossposting the entire OP from the test forums.

    By Lud Citra

    A few weeks ago, I got a little bored and I decided to do a little bot hunting in catch after we returned to fountain:


    Turns out I was disrupting an entire botting operation. Every system in this area had two Nightmares and one Noctis ratting 23/7. All of them run by a single guy.

    So I decided to hellcamp him and disrupt his operation and after about four days of this I get a convo from him:

    The Result:


    It's better than normal jew gold because of the tears involved. But why stop extorting him after receiving 10B for only messing with him for less than a week. I was planning on milking him for as long as I could and having my own personal [s]slave[/s] tech moon. But then CCP banned all RMTers and well....


    I guess I've collected all I can from him.
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    Edit: My loki fit

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    So Lud Citra received isk from a known RMTer?

    BRB, petitioning now
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    that man is a hero

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    there will be a new dipshit for you to hunt soon, have no fear,

    Good work and nice way to make a living

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    There is a silver lining to all these Pizza awoxers running around. Getting "security deposits" from scam marks has never been easier. All I have to do is link one of Pizza's alt's kb and I get the isk 30 seconds later.

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