Br0sk gets a homeland (how could this ever end poorly?)

**zodt** · 2012-01-18

Originally Posted by Ecocrexis

We are that elite that no died......... or took part.

In all fairness People took part and died. Its just whoever was in charge of reimbursements went super saiyan jew and didn't reimburse those of us who died and had fits that were part of the test fleet doctrine but not broskis.

Something about instacanes, idk

The truth is there was only like 2 welps and they were both to the titanblob in bumfuck timezone... the ustz meatgrinder went pretty well unopposed for the entire deployment

**July** · 2012-01-18

Originally Posted by Aerallo

I'm pretty sure he reimbursed appropriately, but he did use TEST fleet doctrine when he poked me about my Rokh. Finger pointing to those that made the Broski fits huh?

He actually seemed to be fairly lenient about reimbursement. He even reimbursed a 1MN microwarp drake. The only time he seemed to turn people away were those that brought welpcanes to Alphafleet and the one instance where he turned away a Tempest as not being reimburseable during Alphafleet. v0v I could be wrong since I didn't really scrutinize the spreadsheet.

**xXxWirtyXDoorxXx** · 2012-01-19

Originally Posted by July

He actually seemed to be fairly lenient about reimbursement. He even reimbursed a 1MN microwarp drake. The only time he seemed to turn people away were those that brought welpcanes to Alphafleet and the one instance where he turned away a Tempest as not being reimburseable during Alphafleet. v0v I could be wrong since I didn't really scrutinize the spreadsheet.

The broski war dumpster is probably pretty dry this time of the year especially after losing those moons so I wouldn't expect broski to be generous =/

**Yue** · 2012-01-19

Originally Posted by White Tree

My beard owns.

I have a beard UNDER this beard my gf made. I win. http://i.imgur.com/ioIHd.jpg

**zodt** · 2012-01-19

Originally Posted by WirtyDhore

The broski war dumpster is probably pretty dry this time of the year especially after losing those moons so I wouldn't expect broski to be generous =/

Yeah remember that time when ESG had literally 0 income and that dude, what was his name again? Sargent something? Idk, but he was buying people ships because the alliance couldn't afford to

wonder what happened to that poor sucker

**Aerallo** · 2012-01-19

Originally Posted by WirtyDhore

The broski war dumpster is probably pretty dry this time of the year especially after losing those moons so I wouldn't expect broski to be generous =/

General policy was on course for self growth rather than consistent war deployment that member corps never attended. This was just before I left and I've not seen great numbers on the field since then, so probably no need for a war dumpster right now.

Someone has to defend Fountain from the Lynch menace.

**Checkbox Poll** · 2012-01-19

Originally Posted by zodt

Yeah remember that time when ESG had literally 0 income and that dude, what was his name again? Sargent something? Idk, but he was buying people ships because the alliance couldn't afford to

wonder what happened to that poor sucker

sargent buttzman

**xXxWirtyXDoorxXx** · 2012-01-19

Originally Posted by zodt

Yeah remember that time when ESG had literally 0 income and that dude, what was his name again? Sargent something? Idk, but he was buying people ships because the alliance couldn't afford to

wonder what happened to that poor sucker

That poor sucker got promoted to manager of broski with a 30% paycut, twice as much work, and had to clean the broski jizz rag white tree left behind with his own toothbrush.

(PS didn't want that csm anyway)

**July** · 2012-01-20

Originally Posted by zodt

Yeah remember that time when ESG had literally 0 income and that dude, what was his name again? Sargent something? Idk, but he was buying people ships because the alliance couldn't afford to

wonder what happened to that poor sucker

Goddamn I wish I met that guy. Buying people ships that you could keep and do whatever you wanted with? Maybe for a roam? No strings about having to go to a lowsec PoS shot at 7AM EST and then immediately returning the ships or risk being sent angry mails about it? Cause that would be more like "lending people ships" than "buying people ships."

Closest I got was some dude with a weird name like Saint Buttdevastationman who took the corp wallet while we our corp was dying in Curse and set up a secret reaction PoS in a wormhole with Kalnov. That same guy then got all of Kalnov's accounts/assets when he quit and became the only person that knew about the PoS. (Well, ALMOST the only person

) To this day he jokes about how he "never shot a single NPC in Curse but somehow always had money." But it couldn't be that guy cause HE A BITCH.

**zodt** · 2012-01-20

Originally Posted by July

Goddamn I wish I met that guy. Buying people ships that you could keep and do whatever you wanted with? Maybe for a roam? No strings about having to go to a lowsec PoS shot at 7AM EST and then immediately returning the ships or risk being sent angry mails about it? Cause that would be more like "lending people ships" than "buying people ships."

Closest I got was some dude with a weird name like Saint Buttdevastationman who took the corp wallet while we our corp was dying in Curse and set up a secret reaction PoS in a wormhole with Kalnov. That same guy then got all of Kalnov's accounts/assets when he quit and became the only person that knew about the PoS. (Well, ALMOST the only person

) To this day he jokes about how he "never shot a single NPC in Curse but somehow always had money." But it couldn't be that guy cause HE A BITCH.

Our wormhole adventure was actually completely unprofitable

I had money because I bought GTCs

And I don't really see the difference between buying people ships and having ships for people to borrow that they don't have to pay for when lost.

**zodt** · 2012-01-20

We fucking killed BrIcK SqUaD with those grathcats, you can't say that shit wasn't a barrel of fun

**zero** · 2012-01-20

Originally Posted by July

Goddamn I wish I met that guy. Buying people ships that you could keep and do whatever you wanted with? Maybe for a roam? No strings about having to go to a lowsec PoS shot at 7AM EST and then immediately returning the ships or risk being sent angry mails about it? Cause that would be more like "lending people ships" than "buying people ships."

Closest I got was some dude with a weird name like Saint Buttdevastationman who took the corp wallet while we our corp was dying in Curse and set up a secret reaction PoS in a wormhole with Kalnov. That same guy then got all of Kalnov's accounts/assets when he quit and became the only person that knew about the PoS. (Well, ALMOST the only person

) To this day he jokes about how he "never shot a single NPC in Curse but somehow always had money." But it couldn't be that guy cause HE A BITCH.

Angry mails about it? I think I have like 3 'corp' tempests that were used once or twice.

**Midori Tsu** · 2012-01-20

Originally Posted by zodt

Our wormhole adventure was actually completely unprofitable

I had money because I bought GTCs

And I don't really see the difference between buying people ships and having ships for people to borrow that they don't have to pay for when lost.

Wasn't it only unprofitable because white noise crashed the tech market at the time?

Also, how much exactly did broski lose to that venture? Just asking because im pretty sure broski had in the neighborhood of 14b in the corp wallet before hand. I also wonder how much of it got embezzled.

**zodt** · 2012-01-20

Originally Posted by xX420XHIGHXCOMMANDXx

Wasn't it only unprofitable because white noise crashed the tech market at the time?

Also, how much exactly did broski lose to that venture? Just asking because im pretty sure broski had in the neighborhood of 14b in the corp wallet before hand. I also wonder how much of it got embezzled.

We had in the area of 9b invested, and got out about 9b

Only because I found Kalnov's CHA that he didn't bother evaccing when he quit

I just liquidated everything and didnt bother seperating it, ESG lived off that 9b for like.. well until we got a couple prom moons and a dyspro

should also mention the ultrawar was funded with this isk aswell, though it was a very economically viable venture and didnt really dent it

**zodt** · 2012-01-20

AUDIT ST BOLTZMANN

nah smoke some weed instead pls

As far as embezzlement goes, I might have bought some 10m clones and josh stole all our drakes

aside from that idk

**July** · 2012-01-20

Originally Posted by zero

Angry mails about it? I think I have like 3 'corp' tempests that were used once or twice.

You were one of the lucky ones. I got nightmare inducing mails, complete with pictures of me being on a list. I still sometimes wake up in a cold sweat screaming "I ALREADY GAVE IT BACK, BOLTZMAN. I SWEAR."

**Fast Rap Tupac Srbija** · 2012-01-20

I particularly enjoy the part where Lunch Squat was outed as being a gas mining corporation and their comeback was "yeah well we're making money so there!" and then madposts were had.my point stands: how the mighty have fallen. esg is always recruiting industry corps, and since you're always so often in the area I'm sure joining won't be a problem. just ask paragon how we take useless industrial corps and make them marginally less useless.this could be you, lyns sqad!

**zodt** · 2012-01-20

Originally Posted by Fast Rap Tupac Srbija

I particularly enjoy the part where Lunch Squat was outed as being a gas mining corporation and their comeback was "yeah well we're making money so there!" and then madposts were had.my point stands: how the mighty have fallen. esg is always recruiting industry corps, and since you're always so often in the area I'm sure joining won't be a problem. just ask paragon how we take useless industrial corps and make them marginally less useless.this could be you, lyns sqad!

Could you please not post? TIA

**Kanloch** · 2012-01-20

Originally Posted by zodt

Could you please not post? TIA

Seconded.

**akatookey** · 2012-01-20

Originally Posted by Fast Rap Tupac Srbija

I particularly enjoy the part where Lunch Squat was outed as being a gas mining corporation and their comeback was "yeah well we're making money so there!" and then madposts were had.my point stands: how the mighty have fallen. esg is always recruiting industry corps, and since you're always so often in the area I'm sure joining won't be a problem. just ask paragon how we take useless industrial corps and make them marginally less useless.this could be you, lyns sqad!

I'm not entirely unconvinced that our HR dude is a trojanman or intarkill spy alt. Holy shit this fucking post.

**White Tree** · 2012-01-20

Originally Posted by Fast Rap Tupac Srbija

I particularly enjoy the part where Lunch Squat was outed as being a gas mining corporation and their comeback was "yeah well we're making money so there!" and then madposts were had.my point stands: how the mighty have fallen. esg is always recruiting industry corps, and since you're always so often in the area I'm sure joining won't be a problem. just ask paragon how we take useless industrial corps and make them marginally less useless.this could be you, lyns sqad!

dude

**zero** · 2012-01-20

Originally Posted by Fast Rap Tupac Srbija

I particularly enjoy the part where Lunch Squat was outed as being a gas mining corporation and their comeback was "yeah well we're making money so there!" and then madposts were had.my point stands: how the mighty have fallen. esg is always recruiting industry corps, and since you're always so often in the area I'm sure joining won't be a problem. just ask paragon how we take useless industrial corps and make them marginally less useless.this could be you, lyns sqad!

the best part of this post is knowing it wasn't made to be ironically bad

**Myelinated** · 2012-01-20

Sigh.

**July** · 2012-01-20

If you guys think that's funny, you should check out the rep Aerallo (CEO of Paragon) just left him.

Tewks, you better watch your back or Dirk might wind up taking your job as alliance diplo.

**Kanloch** · 2012-01-20

Originally Posted by July

If you guys think that's funny, you should check out the rep Aerallo just left him.

Tewks, you better watch your back or Dirk might wind up taking your job as alliance diplo.

Aerallo can't really talk, seeing as he's in (head of?) a terrible mining pubbie corp that just joined a terrible mining pubbie corp alliance.

**Fast Rap Tupac Srbija** · 2012-01-20

oh man I forgot I was in kugu where if you aren't explicit about your trolls and not blatantly shitposting then you are shunned. I will now strive to post like July and Mandozer, you guys like those posts right?

**Fast Rap Tupac Srbija** · 2012-01-20

douplepost lmao m I mandozzer yet

**akatookey** · 2012-01-20

Originally Posted by July

If you guys think that's funny, you should check out the rep Aerallo just left him.

Tewks, you better watch your back or Dirk might wind up taking your job as alliance diplo.

Diplomacy is the one thing esg is good at, I'd like to keep it that way

**Kanloch** · 2012-01-20

Broski Enterprises apologises, Dirk Action is currently experiencing technical difficulties.

**Fast Rap Tupac Srbija** · 2012-01-20

lowlands scum, go back to TOR about it

**July** · 2012-01-20

Originally Posted by Kanloch

Broski Enterprises apologises, Dirk Action is currently experiencing technical difficulties.

What's worse: Drunk Action being Broski's HR guy, or Lynch's CEO being Weedlord Powyr who appointed Wirty Dhore a corp diplo?

**Fast Rap Tupac Srbija** · 2012-01-20

what's been worse, July? the time when you jumped the border and shit yourself when you saw borderpatrol, or every time you see a cop when you work the gardens, thinking they'll ask for your green card?

**Fast Rap Tupac Srbija** · 2012-01-20

fucking mexicans

**zero** · 2012-01-20

That's so nova scotian who cares more about mexicans than the average us citizen.

**Fast Rap Tupac Srbija** · 2012-01-20

America would be #1 if you dealt with useless do-nothings like July, but you don't for some reason, as though keeping them around contributes something to society. Canada never claims to be #1 so the above doesn't apply to me.

**zero** · 2012-01-20

Aim low, guys, that way you won't be accountable for mediocrity.

**Fast Rap Tupac Srbija** · 2012-01-20

seems to work for Lynch huh?

**Myelinated** · 2012-01-20

I support western seperation from Canada.

**July** · 2012-01-20

Drunk Action seems awfully riled up about something. What did you guys do to him this time? You obviously didn't take his booze away and he hasn't lost any Tengus to dramiels recently so I can't imagine why he's trying so hard to hurt my feelings.

**Fast Rap Tupac Srbija** · 2012-01-20

nothing happened, I suppose I've finally just gotten sick and tired of waiting for this fucking subcommunity to grow up beyond u mad rehashes and bullshit drama. it's been a year since being in some form of broski or another, and I've learned one thing from you fucking faggots: don't let any form of personal info known to anyone, because you'll never live it down, even if it doesn't fucking apply anymore. Drunk Action the Nova Scotian out.

**Kanloch** · 2012-01-20

Originally Posted by July

Drunk Action seems awfully riled up about something. What did you guys do to him this time? You obviously didn't take his booze away and he hasn't lost any Tengus to dramiels recently so I can't imagine why he's trying so hard to hurt my feelings.

He's on his period.

**Ant Talon** · 2012-01-20

First of all: Why the fuck would you reveal personal information on the internet?

Secondly: The plight of .bro. seems pretty simple in my opinion. The corp was created as a way for bros to fly together and troll srsbzns faggots.

The problem with this is that some bros want to do more than roam around bro fisting local. Or spin ships in the face of dozens of war decs.
They want to play the sov/political game which involves at least a hint of taking space ships seriously.

So as soon as broski starts approaching success by the "sov and allies" metric the corp trolls itself until it splits.
Sort of like the gs/groon split only we keep doing it over and over (i think gs got big enough that the distinction stopped mattering).

I'm not sure that broski (by the nature of the corp) can ever be successful in the way most people would define it.
It has always been a great corp for newbros though. At least the ones who can handle autists like ichi or wia.

**zodt** · 2012-01-20

**White Tree** · 2012-01-20

all observations about broski, negative or positive are always 100% accurate

**zodt** · 2012-01-20

so i hear white tree is coming back, I found a video

fucking video embed nazis, ITS ROCKY OKAY

HES WORKING OUT, GETTING MAD FIT

**White Tree** · 2012-01-20

Thats why I was doing. Imagine all those places were Stain, Syndicate, Vale of the Silent, Aridia, and Feythabolis.

**Ant Talon** · 2012-01-20

Originally Posted by White Tree

all observations about broski, negative or positive are always 100% accurate

My opinion = fact
Your opinion = potatoe

Welcome back by the way.
At least we know the wallet is safe.

**wheniaminspaaaaaaaaaaace** · 2012-01-20

http://unidan.net/killboard/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=1668

i will never forget the moments we shared white tree

mistakes into miracles 420

**Fast Rap Tupac Srbija** · 2012-01-20

Originally Posted by Ant Talon

First of all: Why the fuck would you reveal personal information on the internet?

I went on a tinychat once and showed that I drank alcohol, and I've been called a drunk ever since.

I let loose which province I lived in and that continues to be used as an insult against me (I was unaware that me being from where I am was something that could apparently be so easily turned into an insult?).

It's FUCKING gay.

**MandozerTheGreat [banned]** · 2012-01-20

My name is Dirk Action ask me about converting to Islam and importing Lolicon direct to my airport security gig in Nova Scotia.

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