Heh that'll teach you to not use free (as in speech) softw-Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll
*mumble crashes*
*fails to capture NOL*
Heh that'll teach you to not use free (as in speech) softw-
*mumble crashes*
*fails to capture NOL*
Ev0ke even hacked TEST's alliance meeting?! Have they no shame?
Ev0ke are cheating nazis who duped trillions of isk but still managed to be terrible failures
PL with a fraction of their isk would own all the scrubs
We had a State Of That Ass today. You might have missed the repeated Jabber broadcasts, forum posts, and in game mails announcing this. Perhaps you were too busy spying on someone else. We've got your back.
Leadership Changes
- rob3r is Head of White Van.
- leetcheese is now Head Diplomat.
- Karab is the Lead of Capitals while Dovi and Draesun will be assisting. As a result, Draesun is no longer a diplomat.
- Medea Haarlock succeeds Sylvia Frost as Head Military Director.
- Iniquita is now Head Logistics Director.
General Points of Interest
- Test is not resetting Goons. We are the Thelma to their Louise.
- Be nice to Elite Space Guild. They're just as terrible as us. Give them a chance.
Vale of the Silent
- We're invading Vale after Christmas to attack OWN Alliance. They need saving again. The invasion is planned for after Christmas due to Holiday diversions, but feel free to fly around the area and say hello. Convoys will start after Christmas for those whose families have yet to abandon them. They will go from Fountain and Curse to Hakonen. Markets are already being stocked.
- Primary fleet doctrines are Alpha and Welp. Armor fleets are possible.
- CFC entities in Fountain (BDEAL, A.I.F, ZZZZZ, LAWN, and EXE) will be joining us.
- We want to devour so much Tech we choke. Potential future programs include expanding PLEX distribution, increased capital subsidies, and peacetime reimbursement.
Regional Politics
- White Noise is unstable, we're blue to NCdot and PL, and Solar Fleet and xxDeathxx are fighting each other.
Other
- Alliance logistics is recruiting and open to all Test corporations.
- Suicide Ops are being run to burn off excess Curse supplies.
- Excess Fountain SOV will gradually transfer over to allies as we take space.
- PL is staying in the South for tears. Naked pictures of Michael BoltonIII bought three months of blue standings with PL. They also gave us 10 billion isk.
- We need more propaganda.
- We already have three stations in Vale of the Silent. Two are being giving by NCdot and another is from PL.
post the recording, you useless mongoloid twats
you really think you can take on raidendot, white noise+pets (possibly evoke) with that? good luck, lmao! you have like... 5 supers? maybe 10? you are aware they have at least 200 supers right? i mean, the whole cfc couldn't even take on evoke (even after 5 attempts at nol), so yea.
You make a good point. Forget that previous update.
The invasion is cancelled.
Jesus - it's almost like them and goons held off NC. PL and RDN in VFK,
So now they are invading Vale with their allies (no goons) - But they are invading WN. and RDN - Lets just take some notes
- RDN, PL, NCDOT all tried to invade VFK and failed
- TEST + allies invading Vale
- Will fight WN and RDN
- Blue to the other leading forces which tried to invade Goons
- WN are failscading
I'm not hating on anyone here besides intarkill and his retardedness
e: This is probably TESTs best time to invade while White Noise. is at its weakest point, Raiden are their only problem, which won't be when they get blotted by bazzilions of alpha/welp
(4:14:52 AM) grimbold_dengrist: all Marivauder does as a mod is post about being a mod
http://soundcloud.com/miah-1-1/test-...1-12-17-winter
exhibit a:
cfc is on the defensive and holds off ncdot, pl, evoke and rdn
exhibit b:
cfc is on the offensive and cannot take a single system from a single one of their invaders, evoke, even after 5 attempts
paradox: cfc defeats another coalition, but a bit later they cannot win against a fraction of the coalition they previously defeated.
homework for you: other than the size of the force the cfc was up against, which decreased, what changed that caused the cfc to lose that second time?
also wn is not failcascading.
evoke is also allied with raiden. the whole cfc failed to take a system 5 times from evoke alone. now it is a fraction of the cfc against evoke PLUS allies.
nick fuzzeh livestreamed it along with jabber so you can get the full experience including our jabber spam
http://www.twitch.tv/nick_fuzzeh/b/302897905
We beat the shit out of your alliance though~
We'll see what happens after the State Of The Goonion today...
You really don't know how retarded you sound when saying this
1. Ev0ke are allied with Raiden, although they won't leave delve to say space raiden don't use besides from sucking tech tits,
2. Yes ev0ke beat off goons + co for taking NOL, but you don't cater to realize is that a very low amount of test was in the rescue Vee's cruor
3. WN are failscading because they promised stuff that they have and will not deliver, if i told you "hey i'll give you 20bill to join my shitty corp" and then i don't give you 20bill, will you be unhappy? will you leave?
BOB vs goons - goons winparadox: cfc defeats another coalition, but a bit later they cannot win against a fraction of the coalition they previously defeated.
goons vs IT - It win
IT vs goons - goons win
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(4:14:52 AM) grimbold_dengrist: all Marivauder does as a mod is post about being a mod
i could maybe understand if you were invading during the christmas break, and doing what goons did last year (and are going to be doing again this year) by bolstering their eutz with ustz neckbeards on break, but you are waiting until after christmas. everything will be timed for eu, maybe near downtime. really no chance.
They tried the same shit in PNQY and we still buttbattered them with USTZ poopsockers.
1. considering raiden helped evoke in delve, evoke will help raiden if needed too.
2. that was also only evoke, this is evoke+raiden+wn+pets
3. just some drama
those events are many months-years apart so those alliances weren't the same, the invasion of dek and the invasion of delve is like a month apart so the cfc didn't change much, only their enemies dropped in numbers since it was only evoke which is why my comparison actually means something.
because like i said, it was DURING christmas break
http://www.evenews24.com/2010/12/22/...-goon-in-pnqy/
dec 22
like i posted in another thread, you guys even fought during christmas eve and day because you have such pathetic lives and were so desperate to win in a video game
http://www.evenews24.com/2010/12/25/...ized-by-goons/ (dec 24)
http://www.evenews24.com/2010/12/26/...ites-the-dust/ (dec 25)
with the break, you can get all timezones to come if they have no life which they probably don't, but after the break since you are primarily ustz you lose 70-80% of your alliance to work and school for euro/dt timers.
Nothing you say means anything.
With this new patch and a nice invasion, I will actually start playing Eve again. I'm kind of excited.
Yes, the WHOLE CFC couldn't. But wait, where was TEST during these attacks? Oh wait, that's right, we were in Providence first then Curse second. Where was Elite Space Guild? Yup, right there with TEST. How about Test Friends Please Ignore? Right there with TEST. So the "whole" coalition was not there.
But you sit back and laugh, I will be enjoying some coffee in the heart of Vale soon enough.
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ROFL sucker, eve is still terribleWith this new patch and a nice invasion, I will actually start playing Eve again. I'm kind of excited.
uh, you were not there for the last nol attempt or so but you were there for the first 3-4.
if even that was true, let's look at some math here.
if
cfc-test<evoke
how would
cfc-(goons+tnt+fa+some others)>evoke+raiden+wn+pets?
lmao why am I even wasting my time arguing with you noobs, I'll just post again a month after this invasion starts to laugh at your failure and about how I was right. see you then
I'll just quote this here and come back in a month.lmao why am I even wasting my time arguing with you noobs, I'll just post again a month after this invasion starts to laugh at your failure and about how I was right. see you then
Also
So many negreps to give out to intarkll, so little time.
Because this isn't a fucking math problem. Just because evoke won a few battles for a variety of reasons doesn't mean they now are an unstoppable drake blob.
Theres one factor that isn't in your equation.
Faith.
also, one more thing to add:
like how you had to specifically go out of your way to clarify that, guilty conscious much?
hmmm, wonder why they are doing that to test...especially 2 of GSF's biggest enemies...
not sure how obvious it has to be. we all know how trustable test is, we've all seen TEST backstabbing their "allies" many times before with OWN, then the NC (in their greatest time of need, after the NC had helped test take fountain with their supercap fleet), and then FA.
TEST works to end the oft-decried northern NIPland and INtarKll tries to convince them that it's a bad idea. It's almost like he's just being a cunt for the sake of it!
Hello dickhead.
I'd ask you to shut the fuck up and sit back and actually watch things for a bit but you seem hellbent on making an ass of yourself, so I'ma let you finish.
When you're done, you'll realize that while we hung out with TEST and ESG we also helped increase their income by securing moons, and basically just trying to hang out and have fun. Since thats what TEST pretty much does: have fun. Its like goons, back when they still had fun.
So, though we can't and won't go with them for what they're about to do, we CAN hook them up a little bit before they leave. They got a small cash donation and the systems that we all had in the area to start off with.
I'm sorry that you are literally such a piece of shit that nobody has ever done a single nice thing in your entire life, but we actually get along, we wish them luck, and think that of all times to do what they're trying, now is the right one, and that is the right place.
Hey, OWN is shit, their leader was schizophrenic and paranoid as well as robbing their membership of Tech money, and they deserved to die. NC was only useful for supercaps and their faggot pets in stella polaris were stealing moons, awoxing goons and test like every other week or some shit as well as some other ehonour faggots BACKED BY IMPERIAN on goon awoxing sprees. I mean I'm sure initially there were warmer feelings and who the fuck knows what happens at mittanis level cause I sure the fuck don't. But I know what was stopping me from shooting their faggot botting blues overtly besides the fact that they were blues, killing spree post goon-purge notwithstanding. That is because they were strategically useful to us as an entity. And then they went on some fucking crusade against drone russians which last I checked are our like secret homeboys in the form of UAxDeath and shit from RSF days, I dunno I lost track how that shit works out and how RA all split up from when I first started losing dominix's to 0utbreak in i64 in Theta. I do know we stayed out of that shitstorm though!
Fuck man, one of the best days of my eve career was coming back off of hiatus 2-3 months ago and realizing the NC was dead. I'm still stroking my cock to that one, I'm still cuming. I'm still strong (Shoutout to Antwone Fisher). You have no idea how much I hated you guys and I had to deal directly with your faggot crybaby FCs in some capacity or another during Cloud Ring. Anyway intarkll tell you what, tell me why the fuck the NC deserved to live besides they were "allies", when at best they were stagnant and incompetent (THANK GOD THEY HAD ALOT OF SUPERS LOL), at worst elements aligned to them were killing our own guys in our backyard, and overall they weren't the best cultural combination with us, (Dampil had old evemails regarding hirr erotic RP channels when I bought this character heh). Please note that TCF brought goons in not the whole NC. They are the only ones out of that group I believe deserves undying loyalty till death do us part. I mean I could be wrong, I missed quite a chunk of history in between losing dominixes in i64 to gankers, ending up in delve with sigma in 09, then coming back and becoming THE MANDOZER in 2010, but thats how I feel on it. Both are dead though so heh.
Also holy shit I'm letting intarkll troll me enough into actually responding to him with an opinion.
oh hey its caturday thats cute why don't you go to niggertits /b/ with that shit
Guys you should clear your invasion plans with that fucking nerd first next time, could have saved yourself a ton of trouble.
Also plz don't rename my stn :3
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Hang dai!
I look so forward to seeing what the new year will bring. Tedrum...I'll have your corpse in my collection. OWN, my "special" friend, I look forward to seeing your slope on DOTLAN. Raiden, I look to end ANY semblance of the BoB of old or the IT that burned. White Noise, I saved you for last.. I will watch you and all your "pets" fall before what most call the worst Alliance in EVE.
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and start watching your backs.....
....WINTER IS HERE
God I hope you're not in test you're a fucking awful poster
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From what I know, we haven't been there, the actual full force part. Maybe a few guys here and there. Maybe even 10-15 but nothing like what we have taken to Curse for the fun we have had.
Promise?lmao why am I even wasting my time arguing with you noobs, I'll just post again a month after this invasion starts to laugh at your failure and about how I was right. see you then
Guess you broke that promise.
I'm sure Monty will leave it. Just let him know personally.
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He probably is, usually only the better of us find Kugu.
But like most semi-casual alliances, we have (perhaps more than) our share of mouth-breathing retards.
Making fun of them gives us something to do.
I bet you put slayer on the jukebox at the bowling alley and headbang in the smoke pit like that shits cool faggot.
That opening song.
Every rifter counts friend
Lol at Intarkill white knighting ev0keand lol at all of you for falling for his lame ass trolls..
Daymn you testicles for getting christmas presents from big bad PLi´m envious as fuck. How bout you tech barons hook snowniggers up with some of that sweet stuff and watch south of Delve go up in flames of war?
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to INtarKll again.
Also this shit is gonna be fun, it might make being an unemployed insomniac almost worthwhile for a few weeks again.
You seem very Jelly of TEST, did you by any chance lose 3 REGIONS OF SPACE THIS LAST 12 MONTHS and like to blame a noobie alliance like TEST?
You named yourself after an anime didn't you.
Why are people responding to such bad trolling
p.s. if you copy and paste this into your URL bar in chrome it makes it easier to identify and ignore some of the bad posters.
You may have to either re-add the "Javascript:" bit at the start or make it into a bookmark.
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fuck off nerd
I only do because of two important reasons, one I'm bored and need something to do and posting sadly is all one can do at this time of night given my alliance is barely doing anything. Two is because I'm in TEST and obviously TEST holds the reputation for the worst posting in all of EVE and I must help to build that reputation. Shit, even my own members of TEST complain about my posting, I must be doing something right and helping them in a way never possible before. Also they love/hate my porn. It's like a minefield, some are the best you will ever see but never know when that link will be the one that makes your eyes bleed.Why are people responding to such bad trolling
Be afraid of any fleet with me in it, you may puke!
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