Whatever comes out of it, we're not going to be involved. Mainly because the plan was too fucking complex and dumb and probably wouldn't have worked.
Whatever comes out of it, we're not going to be involved. Mainly because the plan was too fucking complex and dumb and probably wouldn't have worked.
this last page is pretty awesome
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Mean ass goons, we wanted to fight.
What made the brofed high command think that this plan would work?
I'm not even going to go into how many people I had to talk too and how many dirty handshakes I had to make to make this work. In the end it was far more complex than Broski could have or would have been able to deal with. I'm cool about it though, less responsibilities for me in the end and no feelings were hurt.
Edit: Oh shit, no, wait, my pride.
fuck i cannot afford to fit this daredevil
someone critique this fit, i haven't flown one before:
Clearly, the best plans are ones that change at the last minute.
"Hey guys pack your shit we're gonna go be a big sov holdin...nope wait I'm wrong. Nevermind. False alarm everybody. Keep putting your trust in me to make logical, sound decisions about the future of this corp."
I really like the term STONE COLD FAGGOT.
As a stone cold faggot I,
That was pretty high bar for a fat joke.
Just popping up here to remind you all to negrep boat
"▶ ▷ ◀ ◁ ☀ ☁ ☂ ☃ ☄ ★ ☆ ☇ ☈ ☉ ☊ ☋ ☌ ☍ ☑ ☒☢ ☸ ☹ ☺ ☻ ☼ ☽ ☾ ♠ ♡ ♢ ♣ ♤ ♥ ♦ ♧ ♨ ♩ ✙ ✈ ✉ ✌ ✁ ✎ ✐ ❀ ✰ ❁ ❤ ❥ ❦❧ ➳ ➽ 〠 〄 ㍿ ♝ ♪♫♬♭♮ ☎ ☏ ☪ ♈ ♨ ºº ₪ ¤ 큐 « » ™ ♂✿ ♥ の ↑ ↓ ← → ↖ ↗ ↙ ↘ ㊣ ◎ ○ ● ⊕ ⊙ ○ △ ▲ ☆ ★ ◇ ◆ ■ □ ▽ ▼ § ¥ 〒 ¢ £ ㊊㊋㊌㊍㊎㊏ ㊐㊑" -- Sort Dragon, HBC leader
so Vee runs away with 125:35 numbers advantage, not quite up to the 5:1 required for him to engage
You curs blew up my dictor.
Oh well, there's GSL on vOv.
[05:28:32] Damienwhat Solette > friend said, if only they didn't have those 2 falcons there, i said they have 3, and he said that just says they don't want to do anything fair, just want to be dicks about it like not normal dicks but big black huge cocks
Don't bother with the tank in lows, just go balls deep damage with some mobility (overdrive or nanofiber). Unless you want to tackle for a gang, your tank is the ridiculous amount of damage you can dish out, so scale up to neutrons and consider a long point rather than a scrambler, your web is strong enough to keep things from moving away from you once you're in web range.
Whats up with these spamming cunts, they are improving the quality of threads.
Plus rep away! Best posters to hit these threads in weeks.
Zing! High command is literally that. 420 huff jenk.
Ooohh man, Prippa is gonna be happy when he logs on hehe.
Neither have I, but there's room to fine-tune that fit if your fitting skills are good; you'll need AWU 5 and Hybrid Rigging 4. Or you don't mind fitting a PG implant. Small T2 rigs are cheap, btw. Speaking of cheap: don't be. Either fit a Domi Scram to match your web like the man said, or else save the ISK and use a Meta 4 web/scram.
Anyway, this does an extra 13 DPS* with CN Antimatter S, and it has +650 EHP, and it even has lower cap use (especially if you go with the Meta 4 tackle):
[Daredevil, L33t also cheesy]
Corpii C-Type Small Armor Repairer
Centii C-Type Adaptive Nano Plating
Damage Control II
Magnetic Field Stabilizer II
Faint Epsilon Warp Scrambler I
Catalyzed Cold-Gas I Arcjet Thrusters
Fleeting Propulsion Inhibitor I
Federation Navy Light Neutron Blaster, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge S
Federation Navy Light Neutron Blaster, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge S
'Upir' Small Nosferatu I
Small Ancillary Current Router II
Small Hybrid Ambit Extension I
Small Hybrid Ambit Extension I
*18 DPS if you only have small blaster spec 4.
You still did the Scram/Web thing. Faction or go home!
Why not fix the fit too then? For those who![]()
Happy now?
Quite. I'm sure thecrew approves. Too bad my +rep is worth about nothing, but you get one anyways.
-FA-de is claimed... to move a region... merge corps... kick corps, and grind ... fucking thousands ... of structures in mostly stealth bombers... 52 days was fast.
The ellipses on the top is done with intent.I tend to get a little introspective when I get to the end of something. Like the final battle in Pokemón Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team (luv it!) against Rayquaza, all of the hard work comes down to these moments, when victory is certain and the tribulations of the last 80 hours comes down to the last few ticks of an HP bar. Well, instead of being able to plug the 1386th pokemón into my codex, tonight we shot the last PL tower in Fade, which, I guess is also important in a way.
Everyone in FA contributed to this achievement. This was a mind-raping 53 days for many of us. From the final defense of VFK after which we were offered the keys to an entire region in which to plant our flag to the planning and the logistics and the conquest, by force or negociation, to the hours upon hours that you guys poured into lobbing torpedos into PL towers, knowing that a carrier rep drop was imminent.
It's finally payday. The last PL tower is down and Fade is 100% secured. Congratulations!
Throughout this campaign you guys still managed to bring the largest per-capita fleet to strategic operations of all alliances in the clusterfuck. There isn't an alliance in the game right now that can claim this sort of participation without forming up behind an unkillable wall of supercaps and engaging in epic 5 minute assaults against stations before being able to log out and go back to World of Tanks. Seriously, I'm under the impression that more than a few of you guys are the sort of passive-aggressive OCD cases that can focus on a single niggling task for days on end because it's 'just not right.'
And I love you for it.
You guys have a lot to be proud of. Throughout this all we were going toe-to-toe with the self-titles 'Forces of Elite PVP' and we consistently came out ahead. Most alliances shit themselves and start packing up as soon as Pandemic Legion show up in the region, Fatal Ascension straps on our robococks and shows them the kind of night that Mr. Hands is so well known for. (Seriously, don't go looking that shit up. You've been warned.) You guys have managed to do this while simultaneously building a positive culture within this alliance which ensures that we'll continue well beyond the conquest of Fade.
Speaking of the future, we're not going to rest on our laurels now that Fade is secure. There will be continuing ops to clear out Pure Blind, Cloud Ring and Venal. We've also worked long and hard to ensure that Raven Shadows, the betrayer, feels smug and secure in his new rental property in Providence and we're going to go back and remind him that FA's memory is long and our knives are sharp for those who would seek to leave us in ruin whilst running off with the riches of this alliance. This will prove to be the sort of fishing expedition that is generally experienced in 225 gallon drums with sticks of dynamite, so set aside a clone, have some ships ready to go and get in on the killmail piñata. The Blackops team will be coming along for the fun as well, so this should be a real hoot.
The rest of you, keep setting the participation standard by which FCON and LAWN are held accountable. It's no end ofwhen we get to talking about which groups contribute the most to this coalition.
On a final note, if I've inspired you to play Pokemón Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team, I used the TM Secret Power on my Charmander and Ice Beam on Mudkip. That made this way too easy!!! Secret Power paralyzed Rayquaza and Ice Beam made his HP drop like a rock! (Ice Beam is super effective, just like you guys are!)
-Zag
100 mil to anyone in FA who gets me a raven shadows corpse.
I've been having fun in my raildevil.![]()
[05:28:32] Damienwhat Solette > friend said, if only they didn't have those 2 falcons there, i said they have 3, and he said that just says they don't want to do anything fair, just want to be dicks about it like not normal dicks but big black huge cocks
Nice job of taking PL's moons with nothing more than stealth bombers and determination. Never stop humbling the forces of ~elite pvp~.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING TO THE DAREDEVIL IN THIS FUCKING THREAD
Read it, learn it, do it.
At first we were like man, how do we stop these faggots in these stealth bombers who just bolt and cloak when we show up to stop them.
Then we sent in the fmercury, who would ravage whole bomber fleets solo in a nano zealot. But in the end, it just delayed the inevitable.
Was still awesome to see 30 bombers killed with 'Parties Involved - 1'.
Props to them for sticking it the fuck out and grinding through all those towers. Some were complete dickstars and would literally take all day for them to torp through, and god knows how many torps were spent.
They actually deserve the reward from those towers as they definitely put out the effort to kill them. As souless as it is to shoot a tower in a hurricane, for 2 hours, imagine doing it in an afterburning torp bomber.
Fuck my life.
Many relationships died to bring us these RF timers.
Entirely agreed on the Daredevil.
fmercury was like Darwin for our bomber pilots, and I'm sure some of them even learned a lesson from this.
All in all, fun was had from time to time; PL got to murder lots of bombers and there were even some of those mythical beasts, the Lesser Spotted Goodfite seen. Thanks to PL for not dropping supers on anything that moved and pretty much letting the last couple of towers pass into our grubby little paws.
Do old ones count for this bounty? I think I still have a couple in storage somewhere.
Has anyone still got the fmercury battlereport? I'd like to see it
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