Black Legion - Banned for linking offensive content : the VAF years

**Agathor** · 2011-09-03

Originally Posted by Don Peyote

Uh... friend, Colo...was trolling.

It hurts me to have to tell you this, it really does

It was a troll that resonated with most of us, lets pretend its true

**Some Market Dude** · 2011-09-03

Originally Posted by Mr Coloredshirt

sweden is literally all about hardcore warrioring easily assembled furniture down.

Almost choked to death on a pretzel, thanks.

**MtA** · 2011-09-03

Was it that obvious? Shit! I've been up for 29 hours, maybe I should go sleep now.

**Some Market Dude** · 2011-09-03

Also, apparently BL is failcascading, though I can't say I'm shocked after they lost their most commanding and honerable figurehead.

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**UnknownPoster** · 2011-09-03

Originally Posted by Some Market Dude

Also, apparently BL is failcascading, though I can't say I'm shocked after they lost their most commanding and honerable figurehead.

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How can this be? They have their own Kugu thread, doesn't that mean their successful?

**Marivauder** · 2011-09-03

Originally Posted by MtA

Was it that obvious? Shit! I've been up for 29 hours, maybe I should go sleep now.

To quote, your location "we cant stop here" keep posting!

**Some Market Dude** · 2011-09-03

Originally Posted by UnknownPoster

How can this be? They have their own Kugu thread, doesn't that mean their successful?

Well, when you become so dependent on hero-worship to keep everyone motivated and cohesive, the loss of that hero can be devastating.

**Unifix** · 2011-09-03

Elo sold his acc to vonq, disband in 3
2
1

**Ron Mexxico** · 2011-09-03

hit by bus

**Unifix** · 2011-09-03

Secret Akali build has spilled.

**Some Market Dude** · 2011-09-03

Vonq=Elo all along.

Massive multi-year troll.

People are playing this game on levels you all don't even understand.

:controllingyourgame:

**Marivauder** · 2011-09-03

Originally Posted by Some Market Dude

Vonq=Elo all along.

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**Dethmourne Silvermane** · 2011-09-03

They let me in, so clearly they must be terrible - at least, that's what some noob said in local on one of our roams right before his pod exploded.

**Zakhodit** · 2011-09-03

Originally Posted by Atticus

[00:46:15] Alexingeras > spent a year in 0 went broke came back broke and disappointed

Translation: I'm horrible at PVP and I couldn't figure out how to run level 4 missions out there. (Sanctums, plexes... what are those?)

Originally Posted by Atticus

[00:46:41] Garythe > no offense to russians, but i fucking hate the asswipe russians that run it like old communist russia it seems

I found this quite humorous in respect to the fact that Goons have run their organization with great success under something resembling early communism. I think Garythe may have also been in an NC alliance which wasn't communist at all, rather it was a Kleptocracy. People keep using that word (communist) I don't think it means what they think it means.

Originally Posted by Atticus

[00:47:51] Alexingeras > they tell you what to train for how to play when to play

Well scrub, the timer comes out at XX:XX UTC, we are flying [insert shiptype, tank preference, weapon choice] and if you can't fly that yet hit those skills. Yeah, working as a team is such a shitty deal in Null Sec. That's why I chose an alliance that lets me choose exactly what I want to fly every time... as long as it's a Muninn.

Originally Posted by Agathor

It was a troll that resonated with most of us, lets pretend its true

But, we must admit it was a good troll.

**Agathor** · 2011-09-03

Yea, tis a good one.

Cholo did a rookie mistake though, never give it up so fast. The best ones are never figured out.

**Zakhodit** · 2011-09-03

Originally Posted by Agathor

Cholo did a rookie mistake though, never give it up so fast. The best ones are never figured out.

Seriously, he could have scammed us for a month or two of free EVE.

**Traakile** · 2011-09-03

Originally Posted by Mfume

coloredshirt is from sweden or denmark or one of those weird countries where they talk about their hardcore warrior culture while having a murder rate under 10 in 100,000. odds are he doesnt know the difference between a boricua and a barrio

Is that a burrito of sorts?

**Atticus** · 2011-09-03

so gents let me tell you about what happens when we have no ops

1) i so incursions and troll them and get kicked out for making fun of ppl
2) i drink too much and end up sending fb messages to hot chicks from work which gets me into trouble
3) i decline sex from backup chick because 'my place is messy' but really im too drunk

need more elo (((

**Atticus** · 2011-09-03

BL sekret intel drop

**Some Market Dude** · 2011-09-03

Kick Vonq.

Seriously.

**Ron Mexxico** · 2011-09-03

Originally Posted by Atticus

so gents let me tell you about what happens when we have no ops

1) i so incursions and troll them and get kicked out for making fun of ppl
2) i drink too much and end up sending fb messages to hot chicks from work which gets me into trouble
3) i decline sex from backup chick because 'my place is messy' but really im too drunk

need more elo (((

no excuse

**Atticus** · 2011-09-03

i hear if you drink more it will cure hang overs

**Dental Floss** · 2011-09-03

Hey, at least we kicked Dark Aiden. That was the first step to healing this alliance.

**Atticus** · 2011-09-03

Originally Posted by Some Market Dude

Vonq=Elo all along.

Massive multi-year troll.

People are playing this game on levels you all don't even understand.

:controllingyourgame:

Is HABIT recruiting still?

**Zakhodit** · 2011-09-03

Originally Posted by Dental Floss

Hey, at least we kicked Dark Aiden. That was the first step to healing this alliance.

But in a way, he is always with us...

**Dethmourne Silvermane** · 2011-09-03

Originally Posted by Zakhodit

But in a way, he is always with us...

Kind of like herpes?

I'll miss drug addict Eeyore on comms.

**Zakhodit** · 2011-09-04

Originally Posted by Dethmourne Silvermane

I'll miss drug addict Eeyore on comms.

All you have to do is ask

**Perseus Kallistratos** · 2011-09-04

I clicked on thread because it said Niger.

**Zakhodit** · 2011-09-04

What you no speak Latin!?
Actually I jacked up and posted it before I had sorted the latin words. Hratli Smirks saved me with MOD power.

EDIT: No idea why there are bullets up there, but I'm leaving them. Looks Pro

**Iseeyouseemeseeyou** · 2011-09-04

Originally Posted by Zakhodit

Nyet.

But I do have rosetta stone. Soon I will have bad Russian on my Resume

I can't tell if "Nyet" was serious or irony correlating to your "bad russian"...

**Zakhodit** · 2011-09-04

Assume that I'm rarely serious

**Atticus** · 2011-09-04

let me tell you about fucking it up with a chick from work then recovering via facebook chat... because yea, what up, she's going to bang me.

**Zakhodit** · 2011-09-04

Is this why you are not in fleet?

**Dethmourne Silvermane** · 2011-09-04

Originally Posted by Zakhodit

Is this why you are not in fleet?

To be fair, fleet is basically -A- blueballing us and then saying "we'll fight if you warp onto our POS with multiple caps/supers". I'd rather be playing LoL, and bangin' some chick from work ranks HIGH above that.

**Ron Mexxico** · 2011-09-04

Originally Posted by Atticus

let me tell you about fucking it up with a chick from work then recovering via facebook chat... because yea, what up, she's going to bang me.

didn't she move cross country?

**Zakhodit** · 2011-09-04

Originally Posted by Dethmourne Silvermane

To be fair, fleet is basically -A- blueballing us and then saying "we'll fight if you warp onto our POS with multiple caps/supers". I'd rather be playing LoL, and bangin' some chick from work ranks HIGH above that.

Oh I was just confirming he was having more fun than we are. Not that he should drop pussy and join fleet

**Elektrea** · 2011-09-04

Soraka is kinda fun.

**Traakile** · 2011-09-04

Originally Posted by Elektrea

Soraka is kinda fun.

I call bullshit, no support can be fun.

**Zakhodit** · 2011-09-04

Now that's what I call a team player.

EDIT: Also confirming that if you mostly talk about LoL and only rarely, like once a day for 90 minutes, talk about EVE in this thread... You're doing it right.

That's how the Black Legion rolls.

**Rutger Centemus** · 2011-09-04

... ceterum autem censeo, Muninem esse delendam.

**Zakhodit** · 2011-09-04

Originally Posted by Rutger Centemus

... ceterum autem censeo, Muninem esse delendam.

ceterus, cetera, ceterum ADJ: the other; the_others (pl.). the remaining/rest, all the rest.

autem CONJ: but (postpositive), on the other hand/contrary; while, however; moreover, also.

censeo, censere, censui, census V: Late think/suppose, judge; recommend; decree, vote, determine; count/reckon; assess.

Muninem N: I assume this is a capitalized proper name, Latin form of Muninn?

edo, esse V: eat/consume/devour; eat away (fire/water/disease); destroy.

deleo, delere, delevi, deletus V: erase, wipe/scratch/remove (letters/marks), wipe/blot out, expunge, delete; annihilate/exterminate, kill every member of a group; put end to, end/abolish; destroy completely, demolish/obliterate/crush; ruin; overthrow; nullify/annul.

So...

The rest have decided to destroy the Muninn completely.

Well if that's the case, fucking undock and lets have a fight then.

**Zagdul** · 2011-09-04

Originally Posted by Mr Coloredshirt

So I just called my mother a snobby bitch and hung up on her, very likely severing the one source of steady income that I had.

There's a long story and a short story here. I'll spare everybody the long one.

The short story is that my parents have always been really "disappointed" that I got accepted to Harvard after attending an elite prep school for 12 years, and promptly turned it down to go to some hippy college in Maine to be a rhetoric major and future lawyer. They're also disappointed that I fell in love with, and am marrying, a poor Puerto Rican girl who has no wealth prospects. They're further disappointed that I'm not even going to be a corporate lawyer type and sell my soul to a New York law firm for $135k a year.

All of this came to a head today because I put part of my hotel bill on my "emergency" credit card, triggering another round of "what are you doing with your life you miserable failure" from mumsy and dadsy. At one point she said something about not marrying up to my potential and I flipped my shitter and expressed about 10 years worth of repressed hatred for their snobbishness.

Sooooooooo anyway I'm probably going to not be affording a lot of things next month, including internet, and Eve, and food. I've got to go find a part time job while complying with the insane ABA rules about not working more than 10-20 hours a week or whatever, and still stay on top of my school and clinic work.

I have no idea how I'm going to make ends meet, which is why I posted this thread. It's also why I'm looking for a roommate (shameless plug).
Anyway, I hate myself and I'm having a shitty week. I have a wedding to pay for in less than 6 weeks and I'm broke. Hope you all are doing better.

Please be a troll.

**Vonqueesha Shenaynay** · 2011-09-04

Sweet a BL thread.

I see unfairbanks is continuing to live up to his name.

For the record, I haven't unsubbed (prolly never will) because my new roommate bros are both in corp and I'll probably log in with them. Also, they're just as bad at LoL as I am and normally just as baked so

**Vonqueesha Shenaynay** · 2011-09-04

Also

kick setrak

**Don Peyote** · 2011-09-04

Originally Posted by Zakhodit

Latin is shit

Yep

**Mr Coloredshirt** · 2011-09-04

Originally Posted by Agathor

Yea, tis a good one.

Cholo did a rookie mistake though, never give it up so fast. The best ones are never figured out.

Originally Posted by rep

2011-09-04 05:12 PM

Makia Velli

Thread: Black Legion: Quare vos...

sympathy rep
2011-09-04 02:45 PM

Vonqueesha Shenaynay

Thread: Black Legion: Quare vos...

best of luck to you brosef

Originally Posted by Zagdul

Please be a troll.

you overestimate the minds of kugu gentle vikingiphant

**Dental Floss** · 2011-09-04

Originally Posted by Elektrea

Soraka is kinda fun.

I've never played Soraka before, but you might try more AP items rather than going as tanky as you did. You might try rushing Rod of Ages, then Rylai's, then Abyssal Scepter. By that point, game will probably be over, but then get Will of the Ancients and such and you'll probably have close to 3k health plus 350+ AP.

You could also troll the other team by going mid. Everyone will think, "wtf, soraka mid?" until you starfall all the minions over and over and silence the enemy whenever they try to move up. You'll end up with lots of gold and they'll most likely lose their mid tower before reaching level 6.