The Hundred Days' War (~New Northern Thread~)

[Vonqueesha Shenaynay]

No, the objective is to pretend we're ganging up on Centra, then turn on Vonqueesha at the last moment and rule Europe in a beautiful partnership of peace

You stole this tactic from Gorgoth

~no troll~ though we played this alot while I was in waffles and this was the common tactic. It especially sucked because I always got stuck with Italy (which almost always means you have to have an ally that won't fuck you.)

I was always one of the first three knocked out

[MtA]

Wait wait! Why am I Italy then?!?!

[Don Peyote]

I'm austria and I have no idea what I'm doing

[Don Peyote]

So the Yellowy-brown guys are neutral territory? Okay

[MtA]

Splodey! As the sovereign nation of Italy, I wish to extend my deepest sympathy and desire for an alliance with Austria.

[Don Peyote]

Austria graciously accepts your offer, welcome to the Greater Germany!

Why does Grogoth have so many points? Are russia the best or something?

[Zev]

Turkey and No clue here


E> i think Gor has been playing this for awhile - We are doomed

[MtA]

Austria graciously accepts your offer, welcome to the Greater Germany!

Why does Grogoth have so many points? Are russia the best or something?

They've been farming drones for the last 3 years and well, you know...

[Venetian Tar]

Jesus christ, I go to a LAN for a few days and this thread goes up 4-5 pages.

I must stop drinking. I must stop drinking. I must stop drinking. I must stop drinking. I must stop drinking. I must keep drinking.

[Centra]

No one is really able to win solo from the get go, you have to make alliances first. Then stab someone at the right moment. Too soon and you get crushed by the response to your stab and too late and you won't have enough time to conquer territories.

[Pripyat]

A LAN. How Retro.

[Venetian Tar]

A LAN. How Retro.

It's pretty much the only good thing to happen in the UK these days.

[Zev]

I think Vonq has gone AWOL

[Venetian Tar]

I think Vonq has gone AWOL

I think this is a good thing.

[tgr]

It's not so much AWOL as periodically BWOL.

[Pripyat]

It's pretty much the only good thing to happen in the UK these days.

I thought that was looting.

[Marivauder]

I thought that was looting.

the looting was funny, people go nick shit in london, like 2 weeks later, get arrested, and i saw on the news, some stupid chav said "Well yer, this is were we get back at the police, cause they cant do anything to us" its quite funny

[Venetian Tar]

I thought that was looting.

I see what you're saying.

I guess I also know your friend in London!

[Internet Spaceships]

For all we know he could well be allergic to the sun

Shit fuckin' sucks.

I dealt with this for about 5 years until it went away one summer, never to return. The root cause was taking Doxycycline for ages thanks to a chronic allergy problems. Look on [s]that nigger's[/s] my doctor's face when I asked to change meds because it turned me into a vampire:

[spoiler=""BUT IT WORKS""][/spoiler]

[Don Peyote]

You're actually allergic to the sun? Jesus that sucks

[Internet Spaceships]

You're actually allergic to the sun? Jesus that sucks

I dealt with this for about 5 years until it went away one summer, never to return.

[Some Market Dude]

I'm allergic to fat chicks.

[MtA]

Not being exactly allergic to the sun, a lack of pigmentation in the back of my corneas (a mild form of ocular albinism) causes me to be extremely sensitive to sunlight.

There's no cure apart from dark sunglasses, an accessory I can't do without.

The good part is, my extremely light blue eyes, uncommon in my country, always proved quite a charm for the ladies.

[Reb]

look at all these bad gene pools

[Vonqueesha Shenaynay]

i know she's hot but she's still your sister

[Murr]

For all we know he could well be allergic to the sun

And why is that weird? I myself am alergic to the sun. But in my case it's mostly being a born goth. Or my gothness might depend on my sun allergy?. That would be very dumb.

Egg-chicken-egg-chicken-egg

[jagidrok]

I am allergic to girls it's very tough

[wanamingo]

I am allergic to girls

How would you know?

[tgr]

Because every time he gets near them, his penis goes boioioioioing?

[Internet Spaceships]

Because every time he gets near them, his penis goes boioioioioing?

Heh, so a quick google search revealed that jagidrok does amateur porn on the side as supplemental income, fortunately for you all I found one of his vids:

[spoiler=SFW] [/spoiler]

[War is peace]

To add some ontopic information after all this shitposting: Yesterday a 140~150 AAA/ROL-fleet consisting of armageddons, guardians and some other shit decided to launch an attack in Y0-BVN on a RAIDEN. techmoon, after briding in from Nalvula to N-HSK0.

Apparently they were left in peace and they reinforced the tower. I don't have any intel on the reinforcement tower, but it should be out of reinforcement during prime US TZ. In other news, rumours about RZR and Atlas. going for Tribute seem to be increasing and they expect an assault next weekend (because of Labor Day).

[Fisty]

I was wondering if we were going to mention that horrific game bore online or something whatever.

[ripper van]

RZR is going to retake Tribute?

[Zev]

RZR is going to retake Tribute?

Ofcorse, haven't you heard, Supercaps are getting nerfed, no need to fear Raiden or the russians.

[Venetian Tar]

RZR is going to retake Tribute?

How does one retake something that wasn't theirs?

[ripper van]

How does one retake something that wasn't theirs?

beancounter

[Velonad]

Hey vily I think you need more duders just saying.

[Blawrf]

Spoiled ADWD for Shadoo, cultural victory.

[Elenor Pewpew]

"It's too far"



[13:29:40] Laina Delapore > 17 light years, fuck you

[Rowan Sjet]

Now you can come play with us.

EDIT: What was it you were even supposed to be bridging on to?

[dabigredboat [banned]]

https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/570939

Dbrb 1 Shadoo 0 - BR so far is that pl have saved 2 towers and the 3rd tower is dying. PL trying to save 4th tower and we will see what happens next :3:

[Shadoo]

Well, another afternoon with the subFCs in goons under orders to not engage. Repped up 4 out of 5 tech towers while 140-200 (grew over time and as TEST came in) watched in a pos on a titan.

We had about 35 LR HACs and 6 carriers, many :wtc: moments were had. I guess DBRB/Vily wanted to catch a carrier or something -- when we tried to ninja rep our last tower they lid a falcon cyno... and did nothing while it died. Unfortunately we were missing one triage carrier, tower got to 48% before goons took gates in and cynoed in dreads to finish it off.

No skirmishes as Goons are focused on strategic victories v0v. Which they ofc achieved with that one tower captured, not that we can hold on to anything here anyway -- but it's nice to delay to inevitable!

[Shadoo]

I'm just gonna say I'm now a little hurt by the last comment dbrb. Not cool man.

oran_sound: pokchu - did you hear about elusif?
pokchu: no
pokchu: what happened
urethra infection: well it would help alleviated the corporate sponsored lawmaking in the us
oran_sound: mittani banned him
pokchu: why
oran_sound: dunno
Voight Kampf: sold titan to pl for cash
dabigredboat: sold pl a titan for 900$
pokchu: so?
Karadion: it was actually 1350
dabigredboat: karadion: elusif said otherwise
pokchu: i sold 15,000$ worth of isk to ROL
pokchu: who gives a shit
dabigredboat: mittens does
pokchu: why\
Karadion: dude those assholes constnatly try to destroy our supercaps all the time and elusif was only helping towards that..
dabigredboat: because selling a titan to pl would be like selling a titan to bob in the eyes of most people

And the new pubbie empire is still strong:

Voight Kampf: well. if this shit is documented someone may just file a petition and get that titan+char banned
Voight Kampf: so pl: -1 titan, -1 char, -1k of $

[Carebears]

I thought GSF were the new BoB?

Or was it IT?

I'm confused.

[smg77]

Well, another afternoon with the subFCs in goons under orders to not engage.

Anything that makes PL this mad should become official policy.

[Elenor Pewpew]

Just wait till he starts calling you smugdoo!!!

[Shadoo]

Anything that makes PL this mad should become official policy.

Just out of interest, are you WI, FA or some other assimilated pubbie corp with the "u mad" post so soon?

[dabigredboat [banned]]

No. have a look at pl.

*takes in anyone with a high sp character (supercaps)
*keeps everyone around them that is bloated with supercaps blue
*claims good fights and only fights when they know they can win
*always fighting goons

Sounds like a new and improved bob to me Nothing against shadoo, hes not the ceo, he just has to deal with the idiots each day. so more like poor shadoo for not just joining goons and having lots of fun

Also +1 tech for goons. Pl saved the other 4.

[smg77]

Just out of interest, are you WI, FA or some other assimilated pubbie corp with the "u mad" post so soon?

Not a "u mad" just an observation that most of your posts in this thread lately have been lame attempts at trolling us for not falling for your bait fleets.

[Shadoo]

No. have a look at pl.

*takes in anyone with a high sp character (supercaps)
*keeps everyone around them that is bloated with supercaps blue
*claims good fights and only fights when they know they can win
*always fighting goons

Sounds like a new and improved bob to me Nothing against shadoo, hes not the ceo, he just has to deal with the idiots each day. so more like poor shadoo for not just joining goons and having lots of fun

Also +1 tech for goons. Pl saved the other 4.

I've no problem actually being compared to new bob -- I think you're probably right on all those points.

Now, can you list the points why you might think I might have called you the new IT alliance?