Also, this was posted in the dreddit subreddit, I'm surprised no one has crossposted it yet:
Also, this was posted in the dreddit subreddit, I'm surprised no one has crossposted it yet:
But how will we maintainOriginally Posted by Checkbox Poll
they are mad because some people outside of TEST wanted to join squads, starting with our dear k-pop superstar Centra. Here's a quote:
seriously what the fuck:
psec: in our spaceship video game if we talk to people who aren't in our star guild?
because we keep opsec so well alreadyBut how will we maintain
Intel.
From: Betrayed Revenge
To: BoodaBooda
INBOX
Hello BoodaBooda,
you may wonder why i send you this mail.
I created this alt only to tell you something of interest for you.
You probably already suspect you have a spy in your Corporation. If not, let me assure you there is one.
I could tell you some interesting facts about him and the other Corp thats behind this, but this will cost you a bit of isk.
500mill in advance, and another 500mill after i told you everything i know, and that shall be alot of information.
This lil sum will be nothing compared to the damage the spy could cause to you.
If you wonder why i dont mail you with my Main, its because i want to be sure he will not know it has been me who betrayed him.
So if you are willing to invest into the security of your Corp send me the first amount of isk and you will shortly recieve another Evemail with all the information i can provide.
Fly save.
THE PLOT THICKENS!!!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Best to send the ISK. You wouldn't want to take a chance on this.
I've noticed that there's a pretty big disconnect between the general consensus of kugu and what's actually happening. It seems enough people have said it in this thread that people are taking it as fact.
This here is why we cannot have nice things.they are mad because some people outside of TEST wanted to join squads, starting with our dear k-pop superstar Centra. Here's a quote:
seriously what the fuck
Isn't that what kugu is for?But how will we maintain
Everyone knows that you can't be friends with people that don't sit at the same lunch table you do.
Considering the situation and context of EVE players, this can't be taken too literally.
Hey centra I reckon you're "that one PL faggot" hthDaley is getting more sophisticated!
Isn't Centra the spy?
edit: Get it? Because he's THE spy in TEST!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Seems legit. I have a letter from a fine gentleman from Nigeria that also has an interesting proposition, regarding the transfer of money that could make me rich.
Fixed.... Lol
i guess this is the advantage of being unsubbed and thus no alliance discussion, you don't see these god-awful abortions of threadsthey are mad because some people outside of TEST wanted to join squads, starting with our dear k-pop superstar Centra. Here's a quote:
seriously what the fuck
Fly Save?
I keep trying to figure out the auto-save function in eve so I can re-load after a tough battle, but the interface is terrible. Luckily rifters...er...dramiels don't cost much.Fly Save?
I had full alliance access for one hour and the first thread I read was the Minecraft one :/
Anything good in that thread?
It's Minecraft, so nope.
You know, English isn't a first language for many people.Fly Save?
What
I'm bored of Minecraft crew checking in, inventory editor ruined that shit forever
I occasionally think of something to build. Maybe the next update will get me to play more
So I'm in TEST's jabber trying to share an AAR with our allies when I realize they can't see our AARs. *sigh*
Bandert <A.I.F>: may as well put it on kugu
Shangpo [gents]: self leak, best leak
Ok then.
Long story short... if we'd had a couple more carriers on standby we could have tanked the faction battleships (heh), but we didn't have the dps to nuke them or the neuts / ecm to eliminate the carriers one at a time... I think we could have fought to a standoff. On the way back, despite us still having a significant amount of battlecruisers... it's just not up to the task of fighting what we had to fight.I FC'd the second half of this...
Battle report for on pos battle:
http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_r...&kll_id=211297
Battle report in MHC:
http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_r...&kll_id=211323
After heroically docking my stealth bomber and handing my Cerberus over to Pang PingPong of the venerable Arsed Ex Discordia corporation, I podded myself back to 6VDT and gathered about 35 reinforcements.
Then after discussing things with Silentmajority, we appeared to have... one logistics ship. After about 5-10 minutes of seeing if we were getting capital rep support or not, we collectively decided to split up my fleet and convoy up to VFK and down to 6VDT to reship into logistics...
An hour later we had 6 shield logistics and about 50 men ready to go. We set out into the Syndicate, and shot pos, made a lot of headway too.
OHGOD ROOKS AND KINGS RAPIER ON GRID NUKE IT THERE'S THE CYNO ALIGN PLANET 1 why isn't the rapier going down fuck we're all midvolley THERE THEY COME Faction battleships really oh son of a bitch two archons goddamnit Everyone, warp off, align back, logistics get ready to rep our capital fleet (Single carrier, William Tnerb, godblesshim), 3, 2, 1, warp to Tnerb's carrier at 30.
*whistles*
*elevator music*
We land at 0 FUUUU align out prop mods on rep that carrier make sure you broadcast fuck we're not breaking reps are we even jamming their carriers someone talk to me ohgod PLEASE someone speak up
~~~ We lose all our scorpions, all but one shield logistics, my autocannon maelstrom (that's right... automael, imma do more of that shit, it was fucking MEAN ~~~
Shit... I'm not entirely sure what to do here, we cant' break reps, and William Tnerb's carrier is stuck and can't get out and will eventually die................ goddamnit..... alright I need to save the subcap fleet. I say goodbye to William's fleet.
~~~ at this time it was pretty obvious, the Rooks and Kings close range fuck you dps faction battleship fleet was staying within rep range of the archons ~~~
I warped everyone back a few times at diff ranges, tried to nuke things one at a time, but the carrier reps were impressive. We toodle around a bit and I'm theorycrafting some ways to get them separated from the carriers but... once again, I HAVE NO BUBBLES, no dictors, no hictors, nothing I can use to cloak and bubble when the carriers jump out or separate dudes from a gate...
I am short a ~critical~ support ship that would have made a huge difference.
Please see: http://forum.pleaseignore.com/index.php?topic=18179.0
But it's ok, gotta do what we gotta do. Their carriers cyno out, the RnK faction battleship gang leaves.
Fuck it, we're chasing, I want blood. We chased them right to the system outside of Harroule, and I find them waiting on the otherside... rapier uncloaked, on grid... we sit there for almost 15 minutes while I make perches with a pod on the other side of the gate, line things up, and watch their devoter... inexplicably float about 40k off gate (0_o) I -assume- this was on purpose but... at this point I couldn't tell. I both wanted blood and to get home in about equal quantities.
Warp in align prop mods on ohgod stay out of their range, we come close to nuking a faction battleship, but then again at this point i cant' tell if they're just fucking with us to keep us interested or if we ACTUALLY came close. We -also- lose Staubo's MAX SKILLED COMMANDSHIP *goddamnit*... we had to get out, we didn't have a choice, but his ship among all others got tackled, we only had one shield logistics left.
I made two more attempts, maintaining range, and going after their carrier. We DID force it into triage (they only had one), but we couldn't brake triage reps with our gang.
I'm starting to not like shieldfleet anymore, it's served us well and is a nice cheap quick pick-me-up gang... but even with significant numerical superiority, it isn't built to support Scorpions in fleet (they're too slow), has no neut capability, and its ecm capability (brobirds/griffins/other ewar frigates) have nothing to do during pos shots. also goddamnit so much need dics > hics.
BTW Fleet members did a VERY good job of following aligns, orbits and stuff... when we weren't pos shooting. :P
Good drop RnK.
argh accidental double post... please nuke.
WAFFLE BATTLE REPORT!!!!
Seeing as the PL thread has degraded into a music thread, I figured my next set of Battle Reports would do better in the TEST thread, seeing as we have been having a lot of fun with them lately.
TO HELL(6VDT) AND BACK!!
Late Euro Early US timezone Waffle Hero Alex Barba sends out the call for shieldfleet. Before long nearly fourty waffles answer the call, and before long the fleet has set off towards its destination, 6VDT. A mighty effort had been undertaken by the waffle bomber group to scout/harass the TEST locals in an effort to rile them up for blood. This ploy had worked perfectly, as a quick defense fleet blundered forth to meet our vanguard. Our vanguard, a small force moving forward of the fleet, set up against a gate, screening themselves from attack, but enticing the TEST fleet to engage. Before long the TEST FC committed his entire fleet, warping straight into a trap, surging forth the waffle pilots surged from a nearby system, and quickly engaged the TEST fleet, who had lost all cohesion. Quickly dispatching a dozen or more, with only the loss of a dictor. Even with a vastly superior EWAR force, and several logistics ships, the TEST fleet melted, and scattered. Round one to waffles.
With waffle hero scouts, and Alex Barba at the Helm, we quickly took control of the station Undock in 6VDT, harassing and destroying several enemy ships, before the TESTies could form up a new fleet, with the newly arrived reinforcements from around Fountain. This fleet, formed up Eighty TEST pilots to combat the marauding WAFFLE pilots, and before long, the TEST Fleet warped straight into the waffle fleet, and a brutal close range engagement commenced... quickly the waffles dispatched twenty TEST pilots and forced the rest off field, who had only been able to destroy 3 of the waffles. Round 2, waffles.
With quick efficiency, the waffles stripped the field of salvageable equipment, and destroyed the rest, rearming themselves in the process. Before long the dreaded TEST blob returned, once again trying to seize the initiative, but it found itself outmatched once again, and a further thirty TEST were lost, however, their EWAR wing took its tole at the closer range at which this engagement was fought, and their logistics was starting to find its feet, this coupled with the number of TEST now on field meant that the waffles were fighting a losing battle, and after the TEST fleet had been pushed off the field, Alex Barba the hero of the Waffles, sounded the retreat, Round three, though once again a waffle victory, had proved Phyrric, as we had lost several more battle-cruisers, and our damage had been reduced significantly.
Hero scouts reported that the enemy fleet had moved off field to a jump bridge, quite far from the waffles exit gate, and in a quick meneuver the waffles made a run for it down the pipe home. But alas the TEST fleet, with the speed of their well designed jump bridge network(Seriously guys, this system is well designed mad props) they were able to situate themselves on top of the waffle fleet, and a mexican standoff began, both fleets staring at each other. Suddenly, Xystance open fire on Galinar(Our master of Derp) and the waffles jumped out and the test fleet followed a moment later, only to find that the waffles were already back through the gate, and running. But cleverly the TEST pilots warped to the correct gate, and once again the standoff ensued, and once again it was broken by Gallinar who derped into the next system and the TEST fleet followed, thinking that they were hot on the heels of a waffle fleet. But warping off, they managed to once again evade TEST and were burning back down the pipe. Again the TESTies jumped in front, but the Waffles vanished into thin air soon afterwards.
AFTERMATH: I have to say this was one of the most fun engagements ive been in for a long time, probably since april when I was with Vee's alphafleet when we faceraped NCdot and Ev0ke. TEST brings the fight, even if there fleets are shitty and uncoordinated, or well FCed. The First FC we went up against must have frozen up or something, because we pretty much tore them apart without so much as returning fire. They had a good fleet comp, and their EWAR had us pretty F'ed up on the logistics end, but their damage just wasn't coming in on anyone consistently, everytime they started shooting someone they seemed to switch targets to a dictor or something stupid.
The Seconed part of the battle was much closer, whether this was just due to numbers, or the new FC coordinated the fleet better. Whatever, they really kept our logisitics working round the clock to keep people up, and even insta volleyed a rapier I had locked up. Was pretty well done, but their logistics could not keep up with our DPS (even though they had Seven Scimitars). But the real killer of this fight, we could have left the field at any time, and we had free warpins wherever we needed them in 6VDT.
I'll leave this little leak from the TEST forums, because Xystance nails it on the head.
EDIT: Killboard links
First fight
http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_r...&kll_id=209396
2nd and third:
http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_r...&kll_id=209525
I want waffles now
I jumped in to FC for the second half,
Our problem was that we had too many people (not a fair fight head on, withdrawal for you guys was a good idea), but I had no tackle and no hictors/dictors... and our fleet was not twice as effective as yours, so you could effectively split our fleet in half and engage it while the rest of us burn back to aggress, gate games are annoying when you don't have dictors on both sides or copious amounts of tackle.
Holding you guys down for a beating was an exercise in frustration. :P
Come back soon!
*** Also your forum leak pic didn't work... please to be relinking, or tell me what you had and I'll link... I believe I said "sniggwaffe has a tendency to run with an odds even fight, so don't panic". I stand by that statement.
reposted for ya, forgot I had to do that
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(falls over)
I actually had a good time writing that with my pidgin Spanish skills.
We can't upvote in Zulu section anymore
You don't need it when there are no god posters to upvote.We can't upvote in Zulu section anymore
[SIGPIC]http://i.imgur.com/MldgE.png[/SIGPIC] HEH!
I am the god poster
Excuse me, my Dogma thread and FAO penifSMASH threads were both very well received thank you very much
You know, your Scimi's are suppose to rep people MM
I didn't know we had SBUs in Delve...
There's nothing worse than having a good idea for a post not being good enough to pull it off :negative:
lmao, had to call big brother goon?
Keep up the mad posting, MM.
Why not? That's what big brothers are for. Find a hot chick that you can't necessarily bag on your own, put your collective efforts into motion and you end up with a Eiffel Tower style double team.
I'm not sure what that spam bot's trying to say but the subject seems to be "educating children with special needs" so I'd say they found the right place to leave their message.
That's not spam. Xystance is just a bad poster.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to BiggerDangDude again.
wtf this cat thing is awesome lol I just found it on youtube. +rep
can i join test plz?
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