Mittens will hold a speach and the goons will buy this...Originally Posted by John Caffeine
Mittens will hold a speach and the goons will buy this...
That's why he's the king of goons
Daroh > I've bought a telescope, watching you guys fly in eve from my place )))
In the kingdom of the gullible...That's why he's the king of goons
RR(shield)BS!!!! \o/
So whenever we make the conga-line , we rep the person in front and the one in the back.
Did I win anything? Guys? Guys?!! Anyone?
I'm really hoping it's going to be Torp Phoons. 700 flying turds would scare any man.
It has the added bonus of being called the 'Shit Storm' doctrine.
As someone who sometimes feels in the mood for some trance, progressive and ambient house I was gutted when Gaydar radio disappeared from my Sky satellite list of stations
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So yeah I know im a lil late on this. But heh my faggoty sense of humor could not resist.
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Jetcock > Helicopter Dick
This is too complicated for me to understand MannySo yeah I know im a lil late on this. But heh my faggoty sense of humor could not resist.
[spoiler=NSFW Inspiration for the next Goon Offensive]
Jetcock > Helicopter Dick
edit: oh jetcock, got it.
Daroh > I've bought a telescope, watching you guys fly in eve from my place )))
We should do this.
When we welp we'd be 'in the shit'
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Welpfleet = gank canes? 200 would give you 100k+ dps (assuming so-so skills) and 70k+ cap drained every 12 seconds. Should cap out a super within 30 seconds and kill within a few minutes, I guess.
Alternatively, you could get about the same neuting power and DPS out of 700 rifters.
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I relish the day a Super dies to a 1200 man noob-ship fleet.
can we do DAS BOOT again? thanks.
Any battlereports?
Why do hurricanes when you do do cyclones for 2/3s the cost or typhoons for 5/3s the cost? Not that you'll do either right
...proceeds to lose tengufleets to something "not done right" by bumbling goons.Why do hurricanes when you do do cyclones for 2/3s the cost or typhoons for 5/3s the cost? Not that you'll do either right
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Hero Rifters. Divine Wind to you Warriors.
I've noticed that there's a pretty big disconnect between the general consensus of kugu and what's actually happening. It seems enough people have said it in this thread that people are taking it as fact.
Let's not get carried away...
All I meant by it being weak, is that rating FC's is incredibly subjective and unlikely to cause butthurt in anyone.
One could say Yaay is the greatest FC ever for his impressive turkey shooting ability, or that guy in low sec that took a chance busting that pirate camp, he is the best FC his gang said so.
Edit: How did I miss a carried joke with Rive...thanks Centra
Regarding bombing, I'd like to add that before Delve 2 was over ED had a fairly competent bomber wing(for the time, of course, nowadays they'd be "meh") in our black ops groups in Insmother.
"The mentioned bombing practice had led to a massive victory. Red Alliance had titan-bridged a massive fleet into one of our systems TP-RTO. Our fleet was roaming the system, but when the cyno went up, the Black Ops bombers got there first. With over 70 ships clustered tightly together, it was a perfect target. 8+ bombs were launched inside of 15 seconds or so, and those bombers got 56( yes fifty-six ) kills."
That was a big deal at the time, so forgive the enthusiasm. I CBA to dig up the killboard though.
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700 rifters sounds fine but the dude in the supercarrier might have forgotten to bring five drone control units and may have had to reluctantly settle for some faction smartbombs instead. I'm not sure small neuts and sniping rifters are going to do the trick.
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Kamikaze Rifters report in! Red 1 through 700 standing by.
Red riding hood standing by.
what the fuck
Simply red standing by.
Every rifter counts friend
Red 1 through 700 standing by.Red riding hood standing by.Simply red standing by.
red october, standing by!
Gold One standing by
Golds die first.
If we are stretching this pun to maximum levels, does that make dbrb red leader?
So now that we hav a red XXX standing by thread, could we get a fbf thread going aswell?
Pretty sure he would be casted as Porkins.
Neut-geddon fleet. Sadly, everyone will bring a full rack of neuts, but no one will remember to bring guns.
[05:28:32] Damienwhat Solette > friend said, if only they didn't have those 2 falcons there, i said they have 3, and he said that just says they don't want to do anything fair, just want to be dicks about it like not normal dicks but big black huge cocks
Wouldn't Bhaalgorns be better?
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I think supercarriers are pretty good at neuting! And they can fit for dps at the same time!
Yeah but you lose all your e-bushido using them and who would want to lose that undeniably important trait?
I'm cheap, like a $5 hooker.
[05:28:32] Damienwhat Solette > friend said, if only they didn't have those 2 falcons there, i said they have 3, and he said that just says they don't want to do anything fair, just want to be dicks about it like not normal dicks but big black huge cocks
$5 will get you most of the way there towards a bhaalgorn depending on what site you buy from :P
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I am pretty sure we behold plenty of dramatic tone "I'm telling you I wasn't there" goonheroposting.
The previous posts had $ signs and mentions of hookers. Bots knew it was a good time to spam poker games.
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Ah, that explains it.
E: 10th post.
There's a guy on the TEST forums asking if were still deployed to VFK and drinking the kool-aid from EN24 after reading about the fight on Saturday.
There's a guy on the TEST forums asking if were still deployed to VFK and drinking the kool-aid from EN24 after reading about the fight on Saturday.
You told him yes, and to get his ass in fleet. Right?There's a guy on the TEST forums asking if were still deployed to VFK and drinking the kool-aid from EN24 after reading about the fight on Saturday.
[COLOR=blue]"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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Meh. The war's over already? I didn't even have time to abort my vacation in time because the norwegian weathergods hate me.
Norwegian weathergods hate everybody, including their own fathers
[COLOR=blue]"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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Not suitable for Goons though, they are much better using cheap disposable ships that its ok to lose. Afterall, last time Goons ganked a Supercarrier with supercaps they lost 2 themselves when jumping home.
Goons need to play to their strengths which isn't elite-pvp, instead their primary objective should be getting home alive or at least not lose too much when they explode. Killing something that is not themselves should be left as a secondary objective.
Hurricanes fit this bill perfectly, they can easily get the numbers of pilots required to kill a supercap in a couple of minutes. There's no reason why this shouldn't be highly successful.
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he mad~
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I had assumed that the reason why tempests were used for super ganking was that they minimise the number of ships required to strip a super's capacitor within a cycle or two whilst still offering good dps. I recall from last year that quite a lot of supers escaped from the NC because the usual response to tackling one was to dogpile everything in. And then some more stuff. In the inevitable lag, guns stopped cycling and it became too difficult to get past the tank buffer in that 15 minutes. By contrast if you can do it with a small number of ships, the guns keep cycling and the dps is fully applied.
Getting their head round the concept that less is more is probably the most difficult thing for Goonswarm. They have the skills to fly the tempests and their much vaunted ship replacement scheme should have no problems covering the cost of welping a bunch of tier 2 BS. The way to use their numerical advantage would be to deploy in waves - where a smaller alliance would have to withdraw once casulties made its fleet unviable, a large alliance could just bridge in another ganksquad.
red october, standing by!Red 1 through 700 standing by.Red riding hood standing by.Simply red standing by.Lock Ass-Foils into clusterfuck posistionMuli hu ha nu mani nu hah?We should get some kind of reading on that shield up or down!It's a Tarp!
[COLOR=blue]"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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It is a welp fleet. Meant to be welped if not Fcd by Vee (ala DBRB).
Intended uses: many
not just anti-leetpvp
It is newbie friendly and more effective than a drake gang ([fail])
why going suicide hurricans over suicide tempests or maelstroms i do not get
[09:31:23]tribute wont fall
(21:39:55) dabigredboat: pl wont get hired
(21:39:57) dabigredboat: nobody trusts them
(21:40:19) dabigredboat: I think pl is in delve to build supers
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