MAX3: Nothing Personal (Tribute, Pure Blind, Venal)

[fat libertarian [banned]]

how is that shit even fun :/ I can't imagine joining up for NC fleets and getting bubbled and buttblasted outside POSes even before getting to your destination repeatedly. I genuinely feel sorry for the people who x up for fleets in the NC consistently, it seems more tedious and painful than anything in the game

[Vinata]

Click my sig, skymarshal.

I have never understood the appeal of large idol groups.

[ThemePending]

I have never understood the appeal of large idol groups.

You can fap to a different one each day of the week

[Hinkledolph]

Click my sig, skymarshal.

Asian chicks are hot till age of 19 after that 90% of them look like 65 permanently...

[BiggerDangDude]

I seriously spent the last fucking two hours trying to fix this shit, but fuck it (its huge so let it load).

That Avatar get bumped or is he just a bad enough dude to burn right to the POS shields?

[Derek]

That Avatar get bumped or is he just a bad enough dude to burn right to the POS shields?

If you look closely, there appears to be another Avatar getting bumped on jump-in in the opposite direction with about the same speed, so I would guess the former.

[Centra]

I have never understood the appeal of large idol groups.

There is a 21 member boy band. :c SNSD's formula is working pretty well for them, though.

Asian chicks are hot till age of 19 after that 90% of them look like 65 permanently...

More like they look 19 until 40 then look like they are 110 after that.

[Elo]

Here's a video I made of BL's May 19th roam:

(available in 1080p)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EL4KX-UbB8

http://eve-files.com/dl/243031

Be easy on me, it's my first video. I'll get better at it.

is this the one where we all die

[Malcore]

[/spoiler]

That Avatar get bumped or is he just a bad enough dude to burn right to the POS shields?

Thats not a POS, it's a gate, and he got bumped about 60km or so in that gif.

[Elektrea]

He then warps off to a 105 au planet and misses the whole fight.

[Venetian Tar]

He then warps off to a 105 au planet and misses the whole fight.

Haha, oops.

[Kazanir]

Stopped reading where it linked Evenews24.
Seriously - is this some pointless NC media campaign to let the world outside of eve know how russians playing eve are ebil?
Just wondering because I've recently read a very similar article on a german non-eve related page (it also claimed cold steel alliance to be one of the 5 most powerful alliances in eve online and quoted some posts from the NC-infested cesspit called eveger, so it wasn't that hard to guess where that crap came from .).

Considering the audio logs: Pretty hilarious how NC-FCs promise their fleetmembers they ensured no enemies are logged in before deploying supers.
(Pro-tip: it's supposed to be the other way around...)

What precisely would you suggest as a winning strategy if you had to fight a group of supercapitals larger than your own?

[ripper van]

What precisely would you suggest as a winning strategy if you had to fight a group of supercapitals larger than your own?

there is none. The better party should win - so the best option is you start evaccing, unless your leadership manages to motivate people to use their supers.

[Malcanis]

What precisely would you suggest as a winning strategy if you had to fight a group of supercapitals larger than your own?

Log in supercapitals until the hostile group was smaller.

[Sa'Shena]

I seriously spent the last fucking two hours trying to fix this shit, but fuck it (its huge so let it load).

Play the .gif with while this song is in the background. Har har

I don't know why but I think it fits better than Benny Hill. Its got to be the cymbals.

[Omeega]

Log in supercapitals until the hostile group was smaller.

You're hired. Here is your russian passport and your supercapital.
Enjoy the ride, keep your hands inside the bus, Putin never really GOT his driving licence.


To discover the amazing "Super Putin" comic and understand the above reference, feel free to click on the image below.

[HeliconOne]

I'm pretty much assuming at this point that the NC's FCs have been told by PL they'll be allowed to join as long as they keep leading fleets into ridiculous fuckup after ridiculous fuckup.

[Goberth Ludwig]

I'm pretty much assuming at this point that the NC's FCs have been told by PL they'll be allowed to join as long as they keep leading fleets into ridiculous fuckup after ridiculous fuckup.

also known as "Project Manny"

[fpshacker]

As of DT today I fp shacker have completed a ~top secret~ assignment given to me by puppet master Vuk Lau. I have over the last 2 months worked to plant the seeds of discourse between the RUS rmt federation and their blues PL and NCDOT. Through elite spaceship assassination I have planted the seed that will soon grow into civil war between the RUS and their most useful allies, it is only a matter of time.

Hail Imperian Long live the BFFs <3

[Borza]

As of DT today I fp shacker have completed a ~top secret~ assignment given to me by puppet master Vuk Lau. I have over the last 2 months worked to plant the seeds of discourse between the RUS rmt federation and their blues PL and NCDOT. Through elite spaceship assassination I have planted the seed that will soon grow into civil war between the RUS and their most useful allies, it is only a matter of time.

Hail Imperian Long live the BFFs <3

That should prove effective...

[Dental Floss]

As of DT today I fp shacker have completed a ~top secret~ assignment given to me by puppet master Vuk Lau. I have over the last 2 months worked to plant the seeds of discourse between the RUS rmt federation and their blues PL and NCDOT. Through elite spaceship assassination I have planted the seed that will soon grow into civil war between the RUS and their most useful allies, it is only a matter of time.

Hail Imperian Long live the BFFs <3

Discord.

[Glasnost Toyboy]

Let the man plant his seed how he likes.

[Nooodz]

Let the man plant his seed how he likes.

He's on some very nice kills, so project success I would say.

[ripper van]

right, a man does not need much in his life, its only beer, boobs and a seed

[Endo Dy]

heh 'we actually did well because we only lost 2 titans' http://soundcloud.com/plrecordings/n...-fleet-23-05-1

FC = Fairytale Creator?

[tgr]

More like they look 19 until 40 then look like they are 110 after that.

You mean they look like something BFM would enjoy for far too long.

[Comrade Comrade]

What precisely would you suggest as a winning strategy if you had to fight a group of supercapitals larger than your own?

Clearly it's not "jump everything out and leave the 2 titans to die."

[hattifnatt]

Asian chicks are hot till age of 19 after that 90% of them look like 65 permanently...

much like russians who instantly turn into babushka somewhere around 22

[Nooodz]

You mean they look like something BFM would enjoy for far too long.

19 he said not 12.

[tgr]

19 he said not 12.

That was what I was getting at. I keep thinking they look more like 12-15 than 19, and that creeps me out.

[CAPTAIN THUNK]

So when are Goonswarm Federation going to distance themselves from the Abboration that is NC?

While it would be unfair to say this is in the bag, it would take an extraordinary feat of optimism to believe NC are going to pull this back. NC needs a massive supercapital victory to even get back onto a war footing and that in turn is going to take a miracle and some very favourable CCP random mechanics to go their way.

Surely GS can see that that the future of the NC has already been pretty much decided, so it's now time to pay attention to their own future which has a much more stable foundation.

[Propagandas]

What precisely would you suggest as a winning strategy if you had to fight a group of supercapitals larger than your own?

I wont release our secret tricks, but PL have done it for 4 years if you dont count the last 50 days

[Red Fire]

All Red Alliance's SuperCap fleet is now in full deployment to Geminate/Vale. Something definately is going to happen soon

[Phey Onat]

I seriously spent the last fucking two hours trying to fix this shit, but fuck it (its huge so let it load).

I like the hero avatar that catapults close enough to lock swords with the enemy.

[Rawr]

I like the hero avatar that catapults close enough to lock swords with the enemy.

Quite the phallic statement.

[Malaclypse]

I wont release our secret tricks, but PL have done it for 4 years if you dont count the last 50 days

I'm contemplating whether it's to ally with folks to get the bigger combined supercap fleet or to jump into a Y- system. First one though doesn't make sense with the "last 50 days" part.

Don't log in my answer though just yet, I guess I'm gonna ask the audience and will back it up using the telephone joker.

[Mal4K]

So when are Goonswarm Federation going to distance themselves from the Abboration that is NC?

(otherstuff)

Maybe they will, but if they are smart, they will continue to prop up MM and use them as a meatshield to keep PL/tri off their lawn. Sort of like RAGE/ME were supposed to be ...

[lolol]

It is quite funny how the pro-DRF posters are trying to get the pro-nc posters like GSF to not assist NC. Keep at it gents, i am sure the GSF grunts will listen to you if you continue long and loud enough. Why not just beat NC AND Goons if you are so leet.

I am sure that all the NC guys and all the DRF guys are on Kugu to watch you guys suck each others cocks depending on which side you are bandwagoning on. Most comedy worthy are Black Legion, and NCdot. A while ago it was ME and RdotAdotGdotEdot.

[CAPTAIN THUNK]

It is quite funny how the pro-DRF posters are trying to get the pro-nc posters like GSF to not assist NC. Keep at it gents, i am sure the GSF grunts will listen to you if you continue long and loud enough. Why not just beat NC AND Goons if you are so leet.

I am sure that all the NC guys and all the DRF guys are on Kugu to watch you guys suck each others cocks depending on which side you are bandwagoning on. Most comedy worthy are Black Legion, and NCdot. A while ago it was ME and RdotAdotGdotEdot.

You seem pretty upset. I was just saying it doesn't really make much sense Goons sticking their necks out for NC. The problems are NC itself which Goons, with all the will in world, can't help them with.

[tgr]

I was just saying it doesn't really make much sense Goons sticking their necks out for NC.

For probably the 20th time in a week, or whatever it's been.

[Tarac]

As of DT today I fp shacker have completed a ~top secret~ assignment given to me by puppet master Vuk Lau. I have over the last 2 months worked to plant the seeds of discourse between the RUS rmt federation and their blues PL and NCDOT. Through elite spaceship assassination I have planted the seed that will soon grow into civil war between the RUS and their most useful allies, it is only a matter of time.

Hail Imperian Long live the BFFs <3

Long story short, fps got kicked from Doom for doing the same thing he did in PL, Im actually surprised you lasted as long as you did.

[Dave T]

You seem pretty upset. I was just saying it doesn't really make much sense Goons sticking their necks out for NC. The problems are NC itself which Goons, with all the will in world, can't help them with.

I'm pretty upset. If goons don't come out to play, the NC won't come out to play. That means, no play. I'm already pretty sure I can pwn an undefended station and ihub. Stop saying neigh, dammit.

It makes all the sense in the world for the goons to keep sticking their necks out for the NC. Stick them out far. Stick them out often.

[KWyz]

So, continuing my other posts regarding this matter...The North itself was and is a pretty populated place of nullsec. Tribute in peace time was crawling with people. What do you think will happen IF the NC dies as an overall sov-holding entity? will the newcomers bring in the same density of players as before? or will they rent systems for that?

How many of the former residents do you think will be allowed to remain in place in one form or the other?

Edit: Also, assuming the above situation, do you think the North will be part of one whole NAP or will people simply stay in a comfy, open roaming-opportunity NIP?

[underkill]

I don't really see NC getting many regular privately owned supercap pilots they can bring into a fight until they change their pay us a billion and if we welp your supercap or let it die as we jump out to save some carriers we'll give you a base hull some day when we get around to building one thats not already sold to our enemies but don't worry you'll need that time to grind for fittings anyway insurance program.

If I am missing something on the NC supercap insurance program please correct me. It just sounds like something you'd see in Jita local instead of from one of the richest groups in the game.

[Rawr]

If I was running the insurance I would start telling people they didn't pay. Oh, the tears.

[DeathGrip]

NC, I will give you this exact offer for only half the cost!

[Metal Dude]

It is quite funny how ... Most comedy worthy are Black Legion, and NCdot...

I always was a pretty funny guy.

[lolol]

I don't know, i am not the veiled "u mad". It is just funny, the campaining. Jus say "please GSF, don't help NC, i don't want you to help NC, there must be no chance that the NC can come out of this, whaaa". You would not look so retarded then, freidn.

[Brooks Puuntai]

I don't really see NC getting many regular privately owned supercap pilots they can bring into a fight until they change their pay us a billion and if we welp your supercap or let it die as we jump out to save some carriers we'll give you a base hull some day when we get around to building one thats not already sold to our enemies but don't worry you'll need that time to grind for fittings anyway insurance program.

If I am missing something on the NC supercap insurance program please correct me. It just sounds like something you'd see in Jita local instead of from one of the richest groups in the game.

The insurance plan is for MM only. Not the entire NC. So other entities have their own or none at all. I do however believe that you can bet all of them are pretty terrible.

Also goons should worry that the further you stick your head out, the easier it is to be cut off. Choose your move wisely. Yes cheesy I know.

[Comrade Comrade]

I don't know, i am not the veiled "u mad". It is just funny, the campaining. Jus say "please GSF, don't help NC, i don't want you to help NC, there must be no chance that the NC can come out of this, whaaa". You would not look so retarded then, freidn.

I don't see how you can type that post and call someone else retarded, and I'm not even talking about the spelling mistakes.

The insurance plan is for MM only. Not the entire NC. So other entities have their own or none at all. I do however believe that you can bet all of them are pretty terrible.

Some are better :<