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The OWN pocket is dead, but I found four of them sitting in their station. Now to do this for a few hours.
Own went running to NCDot saying "HELP US PLEASE TEST ARE COMING" and NCdot apparently pointed them at Raiden and said "you belong to those guys maybe you should get ready for war". Teredrum was most incredibly offended that they actually used the word "pet", for shame.
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Don't worry, even if there aren't any actual logs I'm sure they can be faked so you can enjoy Teredrum's warped idea of what makes him look like the bigger man.
Originally Posted by Super secret jabber leak
I NEED THESE FUCKING LOGS
Also, here's a battle report
Over a two hour Thrasher roam we lost a Jaguar and a Sabre before we even began because they went rouge. THEY DON'T COUNT. We went to see if we could find some ratters to mess around with. They all got safe in various control towers so we started for another ratting constellation. There were a lot of bubbles. I practiced forgetting to tell people to align, jump in, and neglecting about my scout.
On the way we found a Atron, Kestrel and a Drake. Surprisingly the PVP fit Drake died quickly and we didn't lose a ship. We collided with a friendly fleet a few times ruining their bait. Then we ran into this. We knew they were there, but we didn't know they were sitting at optimal. We jumped in and I said to crash back to and jump back though. I popped before this could happen. It might have been because every ship was named Walter Stine's Thrasher. I was fucking doneski and changed my mind telling everyone to engage while I got out in my pod. The fleet laughed at my [s]quick change of heart[/s] idiocy but followed my orders like heroes.
What I should of done is warped everyone off as soon as we got though and tried to get a warp in. I also could of ran, but then I couldn't sell more thrashers for the next roam. I did send a scout in first, but then I told everyone to jump in ten seconds later.
TLR; We fought like dragonlions.
This is all interresting and all...
Didn't the Russians burn down Moscow though, just to stop Napoleon getting it.
I bet that conversation went down well. Yes lets burn down our greatest city, fuck you France. Oh shit, what do we do now?
Is this the eve equivalent of self destructing dreads?
As a former gbc member i can't see any parralels between eve and the napoleonic wars at all....
Say what you want, it worked. Napoleon left Russia two months later with about 1/4 of the troops he entered with.
Seleene = Murat
Here's another important battle report from the roam I finished five minutes ago.
Nobody would fight 8 Thrashers and 4 Rifters. We flew around for an hour only to get bombed once and not take any losses.
TLR; U SCAAAAAAAAAAARED?!
WARRIORS COME OUT TO PLAY
We hope you're having a good holiday, but as soon as it's over it's time to go to war. We've got timers coming out starting on the 26th and some big Strategic Operations planned. Personal SBUs have been deployed in three systems already (because we can). The first target is OWN Alliance who we've cascaded before. DurrHurrDurr might have something to say about it. Make sure to read Rob3r's post if you want further information.
This deployment is the most important one we've done since the Fountain War and our first major independent operation. We're leading the way in Vale of the Silent. Papa Goon isn't here. Mama Legion isn't here. We are. Supporting your alliance by getting in fleet is the most important thing you can do right now.
If you haven't already make sure you have spare Alpha Fleet, Shield Fleet, and other ships ready in Hakonen. Prepare yourself for shooting structures. We'll try to keep it interesting for you.
Finally, thanks to everyone who is making this possible. To the Fleet Commanders leading convoys, the Jump Freighters stocking markets, our allies LAWN, EXE, BDEAL, and ESG for joining us, and for you donating your time on fleets I o7o7o7o7o7o7o7o7o7o7 m8m8m8m8m8m8m8m8m8.
Yes I used the video before. Deal with it.
And Moscow itself wasn't founded until over 600 years after Attila.
The facts have a strong anti-A- bias.
I don't know about Internet Spaceships but I laughed at that recording.. for a second.
Especially when the Eastern European spoke.
I don't know limits or boundaries, but others do..so I push em till I get what I desire
DHD is truly a god among men.
TEST orders people to warp to different places based on what squad they're in? That's impressive. Whenever someone tries to separate Goons based on ship-types you inevitably get a few morons who think their Maelstrom is a frigate.
"Zulu warp in and do all the work. FIM, Romeo... sit somewhere quiet and let the men handle things, okay?"
Oh, different type of squad. Okay!
Sometimes there are a few of our FC's who think they are hot shit and will try to do overly complicated stuff, like in this case squad warps. More often then not it ends up with everyone getting butthurt and the FC blaming all the deaths on people not listening.
Another Battle Report of a Crucial Engagement. Could this have been the fight that decides the war? Read on to find out.
The broadcast went out at about 3:30 and I spent the next 45 minutes handing out Thrashers. We got 25 or so people, but I wasn't really counting. Some ESG, EXE, and a Lawn dude showed up. About a quarter of the fleet was tackle. We started for the DMXN-3 Constellation. Nobody came out to fight us so we headed back to IPAY to see if there were some bubbles we could camp.
On the way someone said there were Tornados in KRUN so we sent a scout in. After a little while they warped to the gate at 110, but we heard 10. The scout got instantly popped while we jumped in. Realizing we were fucked and I said to burn back to gate. However, instead of fighting and fucking the shit out of us the Tornados warped off. Attachment 2218 A Cyno went up and we warped to it at zero. We found and killed this Falcon. We then started heading for home when we found this Caldari Navy Hookbill sitting 600 off the IPAY gate in P3EN. We started burning towards it and were 400 off when our Buzzard got a warp in and tackled him. He popped quickly despite our attempts to get everyone on the mail.
We returned to Hakonen despite some wanting to fly to Jita. It was getting late and I wanted to end on a high note for once.
Also, while I was checking out the TEST kill board I found this hero who bubbled and killed eight Ravens outside of a POS.
In the words of posting mentor Jack Gates: "In the grim darkness of the future, there is only local spam."
Hey guys can we harrass the women and children you leave behind in Fountain?
LOL no i geuss not....anyway...merry X-mass all...
~~~~~Here's another battle report~~~~~
We took our Rifters and Thrashers and went back to KRUN to find meaning. Some LAWN guy brought a Drake and ruined the whole night.
We killed a bomber. Then we killed another one. Drunk on victory and this bottle of peppermint schnapps I found from last Christmas we entered KRUN. LITTLE DID WE KNOW WE WOULD NEVER LEAVE
fore·shad·owto show or indicate beforehand; prefigure: Political upheavals foreshadowed war.
[fawr-shad-oh, fohr-]verb (used with object)
We played warp gangs with a tornado gang that increased in size as well gradually lost Thrashers. After the fifth or so time of them landing 100km off of us I gave the order to fight like Dragonlions, not one step back. Sadly, I forgot giving that order and warped the fleet off yet again. Ashamed at my own insubordination and now thoroughly bored of warp games I dedicated myself to correctly my past mistake. The heroes that followed my orders to burn at the enemy died valiantly. The cowards who fled still have a brain.
Throughout the fight this LAWN Drake slowed our warps by literally two seconds each time. With that extra time I could have done absolutely nothing, but I still feel like it's all his fault. As a result, he has agreed to accept responsibility for the whole debacle.
What did I learn?
- DON'T RUIN MY PRECIOUS ISK EFFIENICY WITH FANCY SHIT
- Put the sun on my overview
- Bring someone that can give warp ins when fighting sniper gangs.
- I can stream to Dreddit Radio and run fleets at the same time.