Introducing the Gentlemen's Agreement

[Daniel Essig]

i just realized what the GENTS "introduction letter" states...

THE GALACTICALLY FAMOUS FORUM POLITICIANS
~ Messrs. Lake and Kesper North ~

We haven't heard anything from either of them, if they're super important forum politicians shouldn't they be responding to allegations against them?

also this...

PEOPLE OF NEW EDEN!
FREE YOURSELVES FROM THE TYRANNY OF THE MAJORITY!

Yes, free yourself from the general oppression of many and into the focused oppression of one.

It is often said that a gentleman has only the best of intentions. He wants to deal with his fellows honorably and fairly; he wants to ensure their opinions are heard, that they feel their input has value and that their needs are respected.

If this is what the alliance is based off of then Lake should definitely be kicked. What honor or fairness has he shown?

We want to get bitter EVE veterans excited about the game again. We must never be too serious - we aim to joke, prank and grief our way across the stars, and do it with class. Being available on Jabber whenever possible facilitates this.

This one speaks for itself

[Lorren Canada]

Could Kesper kick Lake without him taking PRAX? Or would the corp just be assumed a loss canceled out by the gain of losing Lake?

[Vonqueesha Shenaynay]

Could Kesper kick Lake without him taking PRAX? Or would the corp just be assumed a loss canceled out by the gain of losing Lake?

losing PRAX would be just as much of a bonus as losing Lake would be.

it's a worthless fucking corp full of stuck up piling steams of douche fresh out of recruitment chat, just like lake. GENTS is better off without them.

and Kesper runs the alliance executor corp, not lake (to my understanding). im sure kesper could easily find people to replace lake for the few things he actually does.

[Checkbox Poll]

fwiw i've never had a problem with lake

[Internet Spaceships]

fwiw i've never had a problem with lake

[Some Market Dude]

Lake raped my dog.

[Malcanis]

Lake raped my dog.

Your dog is a dirty slut

[Zagdul]

9/10 people enjoy rape.

[Internet Spaceships]

9/10 people enjoy rape.

Gang rape. The correct answer is gang rape.

[Shangpo]

losing PRAX would be just as much of a bonus as losing Lake would be.

it's a worthless fucking corp full of stuck up piling steams of douche fresh out of recruitment chat, just like lake. GENTS is better off without them.

I am sad Vonq. I for one didnt come from recruitment chat. I jumped over to PRAX when my hetro lifemate went there (Jay Wright). Now he is in BDEAL(FA now?, crap I cant keep up with SMX drama anymore). :/

[WhiteyUSMC]

I jumped over to PRAX when my hetro lifemate went there (Jay Wright). Now he is in BDEAL(FA now?, crap I cant keep up with SMX drama anymore).

I totally understand your love for him, we <3 Jay Wright. SMX drama? nah, I think we just enjoy moving our stuff around.

[Don Peyote]

Lake seems p chill as long as you're not Vonq

[Tristan Acoma]

losing PRAX would be just as much of a bonus as losing Lake would be.

it's a worthless fucking corp full of stuck up piling steams of douche fresh out of recruitment chat, just like lake. GENTS is better off without them.

You sound pretty upset about them, did they touch you in a bad place?

I've flown with them and most of their pilots at that time were pretty chill.

[Shangpo]

I've flown with them and most of their pilots at that time were pretty chill.

Spoken like the guy that recruited me....

[Some Market Dude]

Your dog is a dirty slut

Blame the victim.

Shameful.

[Mfume]

Lake seems p chill as long as you're not Vonq

Lake is about as chill as Baghdad in July.

[Phey Onat]

SMX drama? nah, I think we just enjoy moving our stuff around.

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[Chae]

Stuff Moving Xperts.

[sum dood]

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is it really that hard?

Then again i do know corps that just get 20+ carriers online and grind their entire move into 1 2-4 hour session of mind numbing movement then it's all done and noone has any issues.

Then again you still have to buy fuel...

edit: then again way too many then agains.

[DevilDude]

well.

he acts like a douche and people continue to 'do that kind of shit'

so why hasn't he left yet? he keeps 'having to deal with it'

because he doesn't really mind dealing with that shit, as it gives him an excuse to be a raging cuntbag. That way he can act like an untouchable dictator instead of the powerless peon he actually is. It's all there to see if you just wanna look.

[Vonqueesha Shenaynay]

because he doesn't really mind dealing with that shit, as it gives him an excuse to be a raging cuntbag. That way he can act like an untouchable dictator instead of the powerless peon he actually is. It's all there to see if you just wanna look.

im aware of all this. i was making a point, friend.

[Don Peyote]

Vonq's shift key is broken

[Luke]

Phey Onat would have won kugu by now if you could rep him every time you want to.......

[Fix Lag]

Phey Onat: A God Among Neckbeards.

[emilyhaines]

not only is he a god amongst neckbeards but his wife is hot.

[Fix Lag]

not only is he a god amongst neckbeards but his wife is hot.

proof/pics or gtfo

Seriously, how would you know this?

[Kazanir]

Perhaps she is his wife?

[Vonqueesha Shenaynay]

Vonq's shift key is broken

No I just have terrible grammer

[Fix Lag]

Perhaps she is his wife?

Phey what is your wife doing out of the kitchen

[Phey Onat]

proof/pics or gtfo

Seriously, how would you know this?

Might be an old smx'r. There were a few pics in a "Post-Your-Pic" type thread but that forum is dead and with it all evidence.

[Phey Onat]

on topic, where is UP. headed to?

[Fix Lag]

Might be an old smx'r. There were a few pics in a "Post-Your-Pic" type thread but that forum is dead and with it all evidence.

Thank god, there was a picture of me when I had my neckbeard in there

[Chae]

Thank god, there was a picture of me when I had my neckbeard in there

Balura?

[DurpDurp]

on topic, where is UP. headed to?

We are currently weighing all our options.

[Fix Lag]

Balura?

I never met that guy. I only heard the stories.

[Chae]

We are currently weighing UP all our options.

Fixed for puntasticness.

[Dragunov Vio]

I totally understand your love for him, we <3 Jay Wright. SMX drama? nah, I think we just enjoy moving our stuff around.

Confirming Jay Wright is a top bloke.

[Vonqueesha Shenaynay]

Confirming Jay Wright is a top bloke.

as opposed to what? bottoming?

i think you're both gay brah.

[Wusti]

as opposed to what? bottoming?

i think you're both gay brah.

Vonq - your posting was improving man - don't start sliding backwards again - I'dhate to have to start neg repping you again

[Night]

Any shift in Vonq's posting was lateral at best.

[DurpDurp]

Vonq - your posting was improving man - don't start sliding backwards again - I'dhate to have to start neg repping you again

Lol who the fuck cares about rep on a forum filled with super uptight e-warriors that take a game so fucking seriously its almost retarded.

[Malcanis]

Lol who the fuck cares about rep on a forum filled with super uptight e-warriors that take a game so fucking seriously its almost retarded.

Since you ask, Vonq cares a lot.

[Wusti]

Lol who the fuck cares about rep on a forum filled with super uptight e-warriors that take a game so fucking seriously its almost retarded.

See above reply :P

[Zagdul]

Vonq is really upset I have more green bars than him.

[Vonqueesha Shenaynay]

Vonq is really upset I have more green bars than him.

so upset that its become all i talk to about my therapist.

what gave it away? was it my negrepping you?

because if that's the case, i negrep you because you're a shit poster who is easily trolled. the only reason you get circlejerked is because you're making a shit alliance a little less shit and you post good BR's.

but yeah. super jelly bro.

[sum dood]

*waits in anticipation for reply to vonq's post with more neg rep from the same people*

[Venetian Tar]

so upset that its become all i talk to about my therapist.

what gave it away? was it my negrepping you?

because if that's the case, i negrep you because you're a shit poster who is easily trolled. the only reason you get circlejerked is because you're making a shit alliance a little less shit and you post good BR's.

but yeah. super jelly bro.

You know, Vonq and I had a little chat on LoL last night. He was nothing like this and in-general was an ok-guy. I think this internet spaceship forum makes him want to seem like an e-thug or something.

It's a terrible gimmick, please stop.

[Venetian Tar]

Also, leave Zagdul alone. He's my bro and I will not stand for bro abuse.

[Ron Mexxico]

You know, Vonq and I had a little chat on LoL last night. He was nothing like this and in-general was an ok-guy. I think this internet spaceship forum makes him want to seem like an e-thug or something.

It's a terrible gimmick, please stop.

one might say his posting is ... nightmarish .... here

[sum dood]

there it is :P