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You are so Cute when you are angry.Originally Posted by tgr
Confirmed.
I'm guessing this lasts 24 hours.
Actually I do a lemon cleanse every morning. It's fantastic. 1 half lemon with two table spoons of water 30 minutes before breakfast.
[COLOR=blue]"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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Holy dicks Delve threads have always been pretty terrible but that page was embarrassingly bad. Here's a video to lighten the mood:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U319VzSqEU
Embedding isn't working what give
Whoa I fucked that up somehow,
I think that's better
[COLOR=blue]"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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Here, let me try:
I've looked around for other versions of theirs, and that is literally the best version of them all. The one and only thing I'd like to have changed in that entire song is at the very end, where he's yelling "dooooooomed" twice. I kind of want him to yell a third time. The rest of that song is fucking perfect. I can't stop listening to it.
ejoke got butthurt that they died to vlade randal(lol) they batphoned everyone because thats what germans do
ohgod what do these people do when im gone for ONE DAY, however i got pillious to stop posting(for now), and that intar guy, i dont even know what that is.
also i love goons, montolio and mittens dog always give me a hardon :3.
nice to see some even fleets against evoke(after we dropped the retarded LRKA i dont even want to call it doctrine since everybody just brought what he felt like which probably was the doctrine). eve-kill.
Just to get your facts right: Evoke died yesterday, because they fought on MMs terms. While it got late for the germans, MM & BRICK were able to mobilize tons more of players and just had to dock to reship. Some players died 10 times and still came back in a new ship.
The sheer amount of numbers and the dedicated EW-squad disabling the logistics won the fight. It started with 140vs150 and ended with MM having 200 more.
What happened today was the same story: Evoke did wait for MM and BRICK to form up for ages. Evoke waited until MM and BRICK were ready to fight on their terms again, in late Euro Timezone. Local was at 450 with Evoke having 150 again. BORG had formed up, too and had been blued yesteday to kill Evoke-Supers incase they got fielded.
The step of calling some and only few friends as a backup seems pretty comprehensible, even more since MM called in their own friends. BORG came with 50 and kind of a few carriers.
I don't even have to point out the temporary NAP with FAIL that came in AHACs or the -A- fleet that was on the way in to rape the supers that were on the field for a while, do I?
http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=224
+/- accurate except your forget to mention the NC. fleet that you cynod in including supers. (and they are on your br) And that local got to 600 before -a- and friends were even batphoned. Small detail.
Great fight again anyway, even though it got a bit laggy...gf
BR for what happened so far:
ROUND 1
Evoke camped 1DH station in a hellcat fleet. After a while Brick and MM felt comfortable with their own respective hellcat formups and undocked with carrier support.
Both sides pewpewed at each other with average losses. After about...10mins (my sense of time is terrible so im just pulling that out of my ass), an NCdot hellcat fleet bridged into the fight as well, soon followed by evoke's supers.
RC deagressed and docked up at this point because of supers, taking some carrier losses in the process.
ROUND 2
About 15 mins later RC undocked again in the same hellcat fleets, but without carrier support afaik. Evoke supers were off the field at this time and the subcap fight seemed to be going very slowly, with reps holding well on both sides. At this point Brickies made the choice to join the MM fleet to better coordinate target calling. After this we seemed to be going through enemy logis at a steady pace since they were burning out (no transversal) and our target caller was p leet at getting people to hold fire for abit until most people had a lock, causing us to kill them before reps could land.
I also saw some Atlasdot/Cascade duders in there - I'm assuming they were on our side, expressing their hatred of everything NCdot.
As the fight raged on, Evoke supers jumped in again. They didnt stay very long, however, and it was later said on our comms that this was because our supers logged, as well as some 'others that are red to them'. After their supers jumped out, ours jumped in and the fight started turning in our favor rather quickly, ending with Evoke running back to KFIE in pure Benny Hill style, losing a slice of their fleet on each gate.
(horribly inaccurate 1DH kb link that doesnt differentiate between the 2 fights: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=10369223 ; note that we killed something like 25 more evoke in other systems).
ROUND 3
Currently trolling KFIE local; our supers are being entertained by Evoke's RR Dramiel Fleet (http://rawr.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10369216).
"WE WILL USE SPELS" - Lee Chanka
Once again excellent fight Evoke. (Now with more TRI supers)
was getting pretty sad in the drome of thunder without 1 missisppi 2 missisisisisipppiiiii
on evoke terms means, have at least 2 spies in each of the enemies fleets and never undock without them. we fought on their terms in the past to supply the imaginary thunderdome with some dome and lost horribly, now it turned as they supplied the dome and we the thunder. guess what, they lost the same way as we did. also, talking about late EU TZ on a friday(even thursday) is a joke right, while there is also vacation throughout germany right now(for those still in school/university)? as this is your first post i will let you have your green bar, but dont be like the other pubbies and shit everything up. also greetings from the Heimat.
I like how MM noobs always blame something (supers, spies, etc) instead of just acknowledging they got outplayed
When I saw your avatar i thought for a moment AJREGARD had resurfaced, dont scare me like that comrade penifsmakowski.
Hey guiz I totally got blueballed tonight IRL, based on this one incident I think it's safe to say that the sex thunderdome is dead and never existed.
Idgi killboards (and i'm talking about the Doctor, not your shitty Alliance-Boards that are always skewed) show Evoke came out on top in both fights both killwise and Isk-wise but apparently we lost because Vlade Randal says so. Delve is a strange land with strange customs indeed.
But when those fights were us losing, i don't want to know what it looks like when we are winning.
winning is posting you have won.
so you cant win, because you are the only one talking in evokes favor. aganist the horde of enlightened, well informed and
honest posters of the other side i guess you have to admitt defeat.
We (Polaris Syndicate) came home from a long frigate roam and most went straight into the evoke fleet. Solid 6 hours of pvp with minimal breaks
That fight was too damn long, my pulse abaddon had only 1 cap charge left even though I looted some during the fight. Props to all the MM/br1ck guys who kept reshipping. Was hilarious to see nighthawks, drakes and shit like that undocking during the last round. Also, that Cascade ahac fleet got raped bad.
Not too sure how you say you won if you panic log off supers all over Delve, and run out of system to hide in a POS that we rfd with your batphone allies while we kill your sbus, but whatever, guess that's a win, good fights good fights.
C'mon, mm and brick do have enough german corps in their ranks to be able to spy on evoke. It's not like it's impossible to join some evoke-corps or even their renters. There's both new and old corps with different recruitment standards that make it easy to bring in chars. You do have spies on their comms aswell, and were publicly talking about that.on evoke terms means, have at least 2 spies in each of the enemies fleets and never undock without them. we fought on their terms in the past to supply the imaginary thunderdome with some dome and lost horribly, now it turned as they supplied the dome and we the thunder. guess what, they lost the same way as we did. also, talking about late EU TZ on a friday(even thursday) is a joke right, while there is also vacation throughout germany right now(for those still in school/university)? as this is your first post i will let you have your green bar, but dont be like the other pubbies and shit everything up. also greetings from the Heimat.
In slugfests like the last two days, spies couldn't help at all apart from telling when one of the parties was actually undocking. The rest of the fight happened in one single spot. No warping, no hit-and-run-games, few alignments, not even real targetcalling since every alliance just broadcasts targets these days. Spies would not even have been useful to get knowledge of supers logging in or not, since you can just add the pilots to your watch list.
Be honest, spies don't really help in what is happening in Delve right now. They don't bring a tactical advantage when it just comes down to who can bring more over time.
And the tz-thing was no joke. Germans log out at some point of the evening while americans start logging in. This is an opposing trend. While germans will just by logic lose numbers over time, even though they had good ones at the beginning of a fight, an entity that is spread out over different timezones instead of just one country will not. Those will gain numbers. I know, brick and mm do have a lot of germans. But they do have others, too. Fighting until 2am is late, wether it is weekend or holidays or whatever. People just dont log in anymore. While they ones that joined the fleet will stay up, the fleet still won't get any reinforcements.
On a sidenote: I'm not planning to shit anything up.
You can get back to winning. All you have to do is restore your previous avatar.
I miss it
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did you hold the field?
Ev0ke lost because they left the north B)
The great thing about Ev0ke vs MM is that no matter who wins some filthy boche alliance loses, and that way we all win.
MM using supercaps? This is like, PL's version of the bat signal.
True, I have raped history, but it has produced some beautiful offspring
Not enough comedy kills from the goons?
I didn't know PL still played Eve.
we never used spies in delve, be it against s2n/404/aif/borg/whatever, it was just hilarious to see you guys using them for our bomber fleets. it was a long fight, and timezones aside, it looked even with kills and losses on both sides.
Sick'em!!!
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ev0ke got raped again even after batphoning, your other phone should be ringing
funny how this whole thing has turned into mm/brick vs evoke/fags very quickly
evoke i know we raped you and kicked you out of cloud ring 15 times but shouldnt you be attacking nulli secunda just sayin' let it go
Nulli is in Delve?ev0ke got raped again even after batphoning, your other phone should be ringing
funny how this whole thing has turned into mm/brick vs evoke/fags very quickly
evoke i know we raped you and kicked you out of cloud ring 15 times but shouldnt you be attacking nulli secunda just sayin' let it go
If somebody kicks in your door every summer, shits on the carpet, strangles the pets, sets the kitchen on fire and prods you until you get your fat ass off the Couch, can the outcome really be called rape?
If you get a stomach flu from eating bad asian food every summer, stay at home for three days to take a dump every other hour to get the buggers out of your colon. would you call it a serious issue?
shouldnt you be attacking nulli sov or something to distract them from the fight vs your master
LIEK WHATS THIS DEEP HATRED CAMPING THE UNDOCK SHIT ABOUT?
You are a lousy fucking liar.
or is he
Sigged himself retarded.
Would I lie to you?
why does opti have green bars?
Obviously some smoky backroom deals have been made...
Just give it a week until his benefactors disperse and we'll negbomb him back where he belongs.
hm maybe imperian spied, but then again, he was only active 2-3 days.
You camp the undock when you don't want them to come out.
ok so i was kickin back killin some time checkin some killboards, then suddenly from out of nowhere http://kb.bunkerhub.de/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=165680
I know it's not the right place for comedy mails, but look at the BR.
Evoke had a nice fleet but god damn, having a nice tempest AC fleet getting nailed by a kitchen sink defense fleet must hurt.
Then again when theres like 150 in 1dh 24/7 who only come off the undock when assured of kills i dont' blame you.
there's at least one in every alliance man. wrt the br, 30ish drakes were probably just about volleying tempests, so if anything, im surprised that br isn't splashed red with teutonic blood
Mfume Apocal - Origin. - Black Legion.
Helps when you assume everybody is always active doesn't it
Yeah bringing up homestation local numbers is a mauvais ton as much as alliance number or :nerfsupercaps:Helps when you assume everybody is always active doesn't it
I'm keeping him green with a few others, he's entertaining
Y'know that kinda defeats the purpose of rep, right? I mean, counter-trolling a troll by using reverse psychology may seem like a good idea at the time but in the end I don't think it will turn out so well.
He played the puppet master card but I assumed he would so I trolled the troll into thinking he had trolled me I guessIt's all very meta and pointless, I doubt he'll stay green long. I just want to see what avatar he chooses (make it good opti!)
I pushed him into the green.
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Traitor. You're purged from the KKM forthwith!
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