How are you guys successful without yelling at your fleet, calling them idiots, slamming your keyboard, having an adult man-cry, and then demanding reimbursement from your own logistics?
How are you guys successful without yelling at your fleet, calling them idiots, slamming your keyboard, having an adult man-cry, and then demanding reimbursement from your own logistics?
Yea, from the PL side slowcat fleets are even more quiet since targets aren't called and reps are generally easy to hold, so people occasionally ask how we're doing, or the trigger man will ask if peoples drones are engaging ect. So every once in a while the FC will need to give an update so the carrier pilots dont drift off to sleep.
I'm pretty sure TEST FC's are born without emotion, judging by how our coms are.
Except for Dingo, who is perpetually nice. I swear, you could take a shit on that man's doorstep and he would just compliment you on the quality of your bowel movements.
Yes officer, he kept punching me in the face everynight for weeks, but its ok he didnt hit me tonight so its ok you can go
We respect our subcapital member's time and expense. We're nothing without our normal random fleet member, even if he's in a rifter, so we just assume people are doing their best and we respect them for it.Originally Posted by Player of no importance
Except for Dysphonia. He calls us all retards and fuckwits and chavs and whatever other British insults he can come up with.
Jafit: Managed to finish Xystence's terrible sig, I'm sorry in advance to everyone else on the forums.Cinomed Fostergut: I just had to say, Xystance has the baddest forum sig known to all of EVE, this is what happens when Insanity Wisdom and Talent meet and have a threesome.
I like to think that my fleets are actually pretty chill, yet still serious. Which is funny since I'm a gigantic autist.
Are you sure?
BR DOC Patch notes:
2012/03/31: Added unique pilot count to summary.
BR-Doc also shows number of unique pilots next to the total number for that side. On http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=10593 which covers the whole night I think, it shows HBC having 771 to -A- having 666!! -A- Supers aren't included, so add 40? or so to that. Its pretty even I'd say overall.
So, let's talk best possible endgame outcomes for -A-:
In this scenario -A- actually takes a system (which they haven't done yet), then another, and continues to alarm clock op after op after op for every timer in Querious in a long series of epic battles like yesterday's. It could happen.
Who do they install in Querious? Do they have an option that can stand stronger than RA or Nulli?
I think my fleets are pretty chill, but then, realistically, they're always sloshops. So, you know...
Beneath the bodhi tree.
And then do it all again in six months when the next bunch of barbarians are at the gates. You got your own little perpetuum mobile of getting punched around going on there and what kind of stupids turns down a ride on it I'll never understand.
The final total may look like that but that was the result of me pinging about ever 30 minutes on TEST jabber to keep people interested, the initial group that jumped into AAA's 600+ dudes was 250 man rokh fleet, 100ish man drake fleet, and just under 50 slowcats with around 30 bombers on ourside.
Over time more testies came, but yea, the end call numbers were pretty close, but the original poster was refering to the 1100 test guys like they were badly outnumbered or some shit. That didn't happen.
This is probably the first time test has ever jumped into anything without a numbers advantage, AND the closest thing to a straight up even fight eve has seen in a good long time, at least at this scale.
I'm hoping we simply keep 49 in a state of perpetual reinforce. It's a "win-win" for everyone.
Second or third? Where are all the good Russians?
I know SoCo has good US tz numbers, but shit it was late for us and you guys pulled enormous numbers, more than I've ever seen from you in US tz. Can any -A- dudes speak to the amount of alarm clocking done?
This and the fact TEST was willing to keep reshipping over and over again made for a fun night. I'm kinda sad there's no one on the TEST/PL side screaming like a man-child as Maka somehow slipped through the fingers of the SuperFleet but you can't have everythingThe hubris of leroying in a Titan onto the field for the sake of his epeen driven DD was pretty epic.
As shocked as I am for saying this, I think PK did the best FC job on the AAA side. Poor r17a was about to have an epileptic seizure during the Titan sphincter episode and Maka was alternating his aforementioned Titan escapade with getting damped most of the fight.
It would be jolly nice to have a :lan:: regarding who FC's and calls targets. There was a ton of time wasted switching between targets because r17 decided to switch to a different target as PK was calling them and Maka of course starts screaming to switch to yet another target. WTF - how hard is it to sort that shit out
Oh trust that there were bellows of rageI'm kinda sad there's no one on the TEST/PL side screaming like a man-child as Maka somehow slipped through the fingers of the SuperFleet but you can't have everything
Dingo's chill...Dys is typical Brit. Wouldn't care if you got run over by a bus, just long as you get the job done...Xystance is far too polite in my one experience of him, and Richter....is special <3
Fuck this thread. Posts move on far too quickly
P sure the only endgame AAA is looking at is kb stats. Which is why they ultimately fail as a bloc-level entity.
And their limited allies (hi nulli) get thrown under the bus.
Yea after doing that 3 times in 18 months, and only having time for 1 deployment in that time span, which is Nulli's favorite thing to do, then yea, its time for a change.
>150 new posts since last night.
Godammit kugu i dont want to read this aftera 12 hour shift.
Not entirely fair, I'm working on being a chill FC. All those fleets with Elise really rubbed off on me. I keep my rage for jabber.
Where I got threatened with bans from last night if i didn't go to sleep 5 hours before starting a new job l0l (rob3r is the best)
I never said anything about raging
Yeah ok you make a good point.I never said anything about raging
Back into 49-; I just saw the TEST numbers. Jesus christ. I'm at a loss for words. A single manly tear was shed.
Dysphonia is american afaik
The Colorblind Angel of Kugutsumen - Turning Bad Country into Mad Country one post a time
He does a good enough job at the British accent to fool a native then.
1/10. Try again bro.
TEST comms are generally pretty chill because we get all our gnashing of retarded crisscrossed teeth out during the home defense fleets and assfrig roams. Despite the high concentration of autism in our alliance most of us know when to shut the fuck up when shit is real.
A prime example was the Bacon bar in the hour or so leading up to the op. The autism was so heavily concentrated in that channel that it spread through every member, but as soon as those autists joined up in fleet, it was dead quiet and serious.
I stream Space Jam remixes before every stratop just to get people hyped and keep their autism down to a minimum, because they can't talk over my max volume VAC stream.
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I also love pissing off tryhard Bacon Bar residents so that's a plus
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Some to be sure, however from my point of view there was minimal (if any) arm twisting. The prospect of another 46DP type fight got a lot of people pumped up. I for one wasn't diappointed. My only lament is Nulli wasn't with us. It would have been nice to have them down here for all the fun. But I'm just a grunt, I don't get involved in nor care about politics.
I've been on many Dysphonia ops. And he fools me if he is american..
Im an idiot and all but why didn't -a- just drop SCs on the PL slow cats and end it in the first 5 minutes? I was listening to a comms recording and before the fight started maka said "Dont worry guys if they drop carriers ill make them dock real fast" then 4 hours later still no supers appeared to force them to dock on the -a- side.
-A- lack the balls to field supers? or?
Herculetz if you are tired of replacing welped tengu/loki/bs fleets i will come lead you dudes to victory for 5bil per fight, or kick maka and PK.
Watching how a this fight vent from AAA victory to HBC kinda won it to AAA are too pussy to win even bigger in the span of three pages makes one truly believe everything is possible on the internet.
Kudos guys, no place like Kugu.
Perhaps folks in AAA command were afraid that even numbers of SC's=CrapShoot on who'd win. Also, we don't know how many TEST/PL Titans were either logged in system or within a jump. SoCo has consistently demonstrated that if they aren't sure, they aren't dropping Supers/Titans.
It's sad, it's silly, it grates given this is a video game but this is how they roll. The preceding sentence makes Maka's field trip to the grid even more LoL.
I'd love to hear Graths rage when Makas Titan slipped through the net. I really would.
-A- uses supers to grind sov and sometimes rat for lols, and basically never drop them into combat situations.
This is how most alliances use their supers and so I'm sort of duped every time somebody drops a ton of supers on -A- and then wonders why they didn't drop supers too.
I took out all the superfluous words for you.
It was a rough scene, i can't remember if I bellowed on CC or open comms, but it was much like when that TRex tried to take that woman from Kong.
2/3 of those dudes came from euro/ustz corps hth
(215) Against ALL Authorities (20) Cold Steel Evolution
(17) hirr
(14) Rage and Terror
(52) Macabre Votum
(24) The Maverick Navy
(26) Blackwater USA Inc.
(12) Silver Snake Enterprise
(16) Tr0pa de elite.
(4) Fight Cats Corp
(10) Lamb Federation Navy
(6) Trust Doesn't Rust
(6) Russian Thunder Squad
(1) The Dark Tribe
(1) REUNI0N
(5) Warhamsters
(1) VVS Corporition
(sorry about the formating, it's a bitch)
Ok so I'm no expert on -A- corps but I'll break this down as far as I know.
RAT, Reuni0n, RTS and VVS are the only Russian corps here that I know of. RAT did bring 14 guys but the rest combined brought roughly the same number or a few less. BOPE has a sizeable Rus contingent if I remember but that's only another 16 guys, so maybe 50 Russians here.
The heavy hitters, MV, MVN, BUSA, hirr and CSE are all euro and ustz corps and MV alone brought as many or more dudes than all the Russians combined. Sure, the euros are still staying up late, but it's not like all of -A- is alarm clocking to make it to these fights.
There's nothing worse than having a good idea for a post not being good enough to pull it off :negative:
It's PL's wet dream to see a bunch of AAA supers AND somehow have an advantage on the field to boot.
(not likely to happen).
As for 49-U, it's nearly guaranteed that it will get saved, I expect 1000 TEST to login.
I'd guess that about somewhere between half and 2/3 of the dudes were USTZ. There were a decent number of RU and EU dudes but AAA has a good sized USTZ presence. Also, RA and ROL have large USTZ numbers as well. Not sure about FAIL.
Because unlike most of EVE, -A- doesn't need an iwin button. Being elite at subcaps is hard, but its something that -A- has accomplished. Were -A- to start dropping supers, it would be a wholesale slaughter and the entire conflict would be over. One only need consider how Maka outsmarted and outplayed an entire coalition in his erebus last night to see the evidence.
Very nice, I love it!
No sir, I think that's you: http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?br=http%3A...ti_=red#assign
Also mine wasn't a umad post (for which I actually got infracted, biased mods). We've already established that too. After you posted this on my rep wall "Me and your mom still have sex sometimes when you're not around"
Stay classy sir.
Hey so we can now all plainly see that you dont know how a battle report works but what about this gem here:
So
A) I thought you were done with us and this forum and
B) Asking somebody if they're upset isn't asking if 'they're mad'?
I think I speak for everybody when I say i can't wait to see what kind of dumb shit you come up with next, and you have easily earned the "whiniest cunt on Kugu" award, I mean fuck even the other soco posters dont quite outright cry like you did here.
Also to be fair your moms not half bad, she just needs to work on how often she applies the teeth.
I have to give some credit to -A- for tenacity. Using pretty much only subscaps to successfully brawl endless waves of zerg rushing testies as well as the inevitable PL super drop shows they have some balls.
If -a- brings more fights like that, it won't be long before PL declares their ~mercenary contract~ is up and decide to go camp low sec.
That being said, I was 15 jumps away on my main. I couldn't get my main closer than 7 jumps to the system due to time dilation being massive.
Everyone involved in the current delve shit fest should just delete your accounts immediately. If you find "fighting" 600 other dudes @ 12% time dilation to be fun; you may also enjoy sniffing glue.
I am literally so smug that I don't partake in this sort of ~pvp~. I feel a smugness I feel when I talk to someone who has a GED. Also I got pretty much gased by some ester solvent so I don't know what im even typing vOv
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