Securitas & Serious Spaceship Samurai Stories

**Gabriel Valenti** · 2012-01-15

Originally Posted by Isurrender

That's because you haven't experienced one of our whelp when someone on comms ends up yelling "fuck it do it live!" and we go into battle outnumbered 4:1

Ha. Absolutely nothing wrong with knowingly whelping! Don't fly what you can't afford to Leroy and all that.

**Midori Tsu** · 2012-01-15

Originally Posted by Gabriel Valenti

Ha. Absolutely nothing wrong with knowingly whelping! Don't fly what you can't afford to Leroy and all that.

I always fly what i can't replace because I'm just that extreme.

**Rer** · 2012-01-15

Livin' on the edge in Evol

**midi2304** · 2012-01-15

Originally Posted by xX420XHIGHXCOMMANDXx

I always fly what i can't replace because I'm just that extreme.

I always fly what I can't replace because I suck at internet spaceships.

**Securitas** · 2012-01-15

Originally Posted by Rer

Livin' on the edge in Evol

So when are you apping again?

**Rer** · 2012-01-15

You're funny :P, sticking with WH corp for now man, them's good people.

**Securitas** · 2012-01-15

Originally Posted by Rer

You're funny :P, sticking with WH corp for now man, them's good people.

I'm a better person.

**Marivauder** · 2012-01-15

Originally Posted by Rer

You're funny :P, sticking with WH corp for now man, them's good people.

Steal everything

**Securitas** · 2012-01-15

Originally Posted by Marivauder

Steal everything

I still can't get over the fact that -BAT- was retarded enough to give you hangar roles after you stole 12B from the previous corp.

<3 you mari

**Malaclypse** · 2012-01-15

Originally Posted by July

I watched the video up until the 17-18 second mark when I thought "Hey, isn't that Lance from the backstreet boys?"

I now have to go meditate on the significance of me not just recognizing him, but also knowing his name and which boy band he was in.

Lance was from N Sync.

**Bowkers** · 2012-01-15

Goddamnit guys Nsync were much better than backstreet boys.

**Malaclypse** · 2012-01-15

Originally Posted by Chopin

Goddamnit guys Nsync were much better than backstreet boys.

Does it really matter? Both were formed, created, engineered, and eventually ripped off by Lou Pearlman.

**Rer** · 2012-01-15

Fuck you all, 98 Degrees is where its at.

Also, friends don't make friends steal from WH friends

**Alizandro Goderaski** · 2012-01-15

I see no love for LFO in this thread.

Nothing says teenage hearthrob like a sentimental guido.

**Midori Tsu** · 2012-01-20

Why is nullsec so dead.

And also, why does Razor mine ice in NPC space?

**July** · 2012-01-20

Originally Posted by Malaclypse

Lance was from N Sync.

I can't express through words how much better this post makes me feel.

**StevieTopSiders** · 2012-01-23

Accepted to EVOL. Already getting free stuff.

**Carlton Banks** · 2012-01-23

Chinese food makes me sick

**Securitas** · 2012-01-23

Originally Posted by StevieTopSiders

Accepted to EVOL. Already getting free stuff.

Welcome! Sorry I haven't been around for a few days.

I want to actually ace all my classes so I'm making sure I focus on school properly in the beginning. I'll be on tomorrow maybe though.

**Will Hunter** · 2012-01-23

does molle still play?

**Alizandro Goderaski** · 2012-01-23

Originally Posted by Securitas

Welcome! Sorry I haven't been around for a few days.

I want to actually ace all my classes so I'm making sure I focus on school properly in the beginning. I'll be on tomorrow maybe though.

Welp, there goes any chance of seeing you again for another 3 months.

**July** · 2012-01-23

I wish he'd [s]lie to us and just tell us[/s] admit he's not playing because he's getting the 'Samuel salchicha special' every night.

**JimFromIT** · 2012-01-23

Originally Posted by Will Hunter

does molle still play?

Not really - between family life, SWTOR and a terrible net connection he's mostly away from the game. He still hangs out on IRC and the forums but I guess the guy wants to different stuff - at least for now.

**Murr** · 2012-01-23

Originally Posted by JimFromIT

Not really - between family life, SWTOR and a terrible net connection he's mostly away from the game. He still hangs out on IRC and the forums but I guess the guy wants to different stuff - at least for now.

I'm sure nobody informed him that you can't be the Emperor as he'd probably quit it from the start if that was the case.

**July** · 2012-01-23

Originally Posted by Murr

I'm sure nobody informed him that you can't be the Emperor as he'd probably quit it from the start if that was the case.

Incoming REAL spoilers for ToR (Don't click if you actually care)

[spoiler=ToR Spoiler]The Inquisitor class character actually does end up becoming the Emperor.

[/spoiler]

**Nitrous Nine** · 2012-01-23

Had an old school Concordiat Rupture roam last night in Delve with a few friends from Evolution. We had one good fight with Nulli Secunda. When they saw our fleet a few jumps out of C3V they formed up around 18 BCs with scimi support to meet us. We burned off the gate and let them jump into us. Blackbirds jammed their scimis and when they saw they couldn't get in range and that we were burning them down the rest jumped back through or warped off. In the end we only killed 4 of them, but one was a phobos which took a while to kill giving time for more of them to escape, but we took no losses.
Battle report:
http://concordiat.killmail.org/?a=ki...ll_id=12220611

**Eskalin** · 2012-01-23

think the starwow is just slink and the slinklings, 6 chicks sharing one sketchy isp with a shit downpipe, so irc and forums are all that is feasible atm. BBQ this year we are running a new line so he can come create content for ccp again, cause god knows they suck at it.

**UnknownPoster** · 2012-01-23

All things aside, I'd like to see molle step down and let someone else up to bat. I feel that if EVOL had a defined leader that actually played there would be people willing to come back and join the rest of you.

My opinion though. Also: IB4 Sec CEO of EVOL

**Bowkers** · 2012-01-23

They essentially do have someone running it.

**July** · 2012-01-23

Originally Posted by UnknownPoster

All things aside, I'd like to see molle step down and let someone else up to bat. I feel that if EVOL had a defined leader that actually played there would be people willing to come back and join the rest of you.

My opinion though. Also: IB4 Sec CEO of EVOL

Securitas should not do anything that will eat into his already restricted time dedicated to forming up fleets/FCing said fleets.

**Alizandro Goderaski** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Alizandro G

Originally Posted by Isurrender

That's because you haven't experienced one of our whelp when someone on comms ends up yelling "fuck it do it live!" and we go into battle outnumbered 4:1

I promise this will never happen in my fleets!

Oh god... http://evol.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_rel...ll_id=12209356

**Alizandro Goderaski** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by UnknownPoster

All things aside, I'd like to see molle step down and let someone else up to bat. I feel that if EVOL had a defined leader that actually played there would be people willing to come back and join the rest of you.

My opinion though. Also: IB4 Sec CEO of EVOL

Holy shit, dream. How little do you know... btw we're doing fine. Don't let that fact get in the way of your posting, though.

**July** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Alizandro G

Oh god... http://evol.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_rel...ll_id=12209356

Don't worry, Alizandro. We avenged your naga fleet.

**Yue** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by July

Don't worry, Alizandro. We avenged your naga fleet.

I was read to not click another pizza-killboard link. But BR-doc saves the day.

**UnknownPoster** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by Alizandro G

Holy shit, dream. How little do you know... btw we're doing fine. Don't let that fact get in the way of your posting, though.

The only assumption I have made is that Molle is inactive when it comes to eve. Which really isn't an assumption as I've even had people in EVOL confirm that. I never said you weren't doing "Fine" all I've said is I would like to see someone step up to bat instead of Molle retaining leadership during his time away from eve.

**Marivauder** · 2012-01-24

There are no goons

**Midori Tsu** · 2012-01-24

Originally Posted by UnknownPoster

The only assumption I have made is that Molle is inactive when it comes to eve. Which really isn't an assumption as I've even had people in EVOL confirm that. I never said you weren't doing "Fine" all I've said is I would like to see someone step up to bat instead of Molle retaining leadership during his time away from eve.

You don't need to play eve to play eve. That's what's fun about eve, as long as you have a line of communication, and a good understanding of whats happening ingame, you can still tell people what they need to do. A good leader delegates.

**StevieTopSiders** · 2012-01-28

There was a roam tonight. I would link kills, but I don't know how to find our killboard.

We killed some Clockwork Orange duders while searching for WT's. I lost my scout Ares when I warped into a bubble. I went to reship into a Rifter, but I was then camped into station by a Broadsword and 4 fast-lock Cruisers, so I logged. This is empirical proof that to win a fight, you must keep your enemy from even logging in.

**Midori Tsu** · 2012-01-28

Originally Posted by StevieTopSiders

There was a roam tonight. I would link kills, but I don't know how to find our killboard.

We killed some Clockwork Orange duders while searching for WT's. I lost my scout Ares when I warped into a bubble. I went to reship into a Rifter, but I was then camped into station by a Broadsword and 4 fast-lock Cruisers, so I logged. This is empirical proof that to win a fight, you must keep your enemy from even logging in.

Here you go. http://evol.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_rel...ll_id=12261719

damnit alice, i thought you were good at this game.

**July** · 2012-01-28

Why is there only 1 scimi?

**Midori Tsu** · 2012-01-28

Originally Posted by July

Why is there only 1 scimi?

There was two, but the other was a pro and didn't die.

**July** · 2012-01-28

Originally Posted by xX420XHIGHXCOMMANDXx

There was two, but the other was a pro and didn't die.

Also apparently didn't fit a KM whoring gun either. Kudos to him.

**Midori Tsu** · 2012-01-28

Originally Posted by July

Also apparently didn't fit a KM whoring gun either. Kudos to him.

To be honest though, alice was just unlucky. He got pointed not long before we warped off.

**Eskalin** · 2012-01-29

so since we cant get our wt's to man up we just dreadshit all over their ceofag's altpos.
comedy penix kill in the lolkills. fukin we tar dead

**Bowkers** · 2012-01-29

I laughed..

How's the french tech tree coming along?

**Eskalin** · 2012-01-29

got the 13 90 with the 90mm
rapewagon

**Alizandro Goderaski** · 2012-01-30

Fuck the French tanks.

**Yue** · 2012-01-30

Originally Posted by Alizandro G

Fucked by the French tanks.

**Traakile** · 2012-01-30

Originally Posted by July

Also apparently didn't fit a KM whoring gun either. Kudos to him.

Never fit KM whoring guns, always lose ships. That's how I [s]fly[/s] get on killmails.

**Securitas** · 2012-01-30

So last night we did another Rupture Roam getting about ~10 or so in fleet. We roamed around M-O and J-GAMP, home of F0RCEFUL ENTRY, and like the douchebags we are, popped cynoes whenever they deployed them, bagging a Kestrel first and then a Falcon (who apparently thought he was safe on a POS.) We returned to the station and shot some things that undocked, including a Raven Navy Issue, when 2 HYDRA drakes landed and started raping us. They annihilated 1 rupture and 2 blackbirds before we bailed.

We returned to the station to find them engaging the RNI, which had apparently aggressed. Thanking HYDRA in local, we popped the RNI and whored on a terribly fit nanodrake.

A messed up picture of the whole fight: http://evol.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_rel...ll_id=12292590

Then we returned to M-O and despite my attempts to get people to be careful we lost a bunch of ruptures (1 at a time) to waves of bombers. I would say "align to the Star...make sure you are aligned to the sun. We're currently aligned to the sun" and so on and inevitably 1 person would be aligned to the station.

Finally we met up in Autaris and forayed into 0.0 again, finding nothing on the way to VFK but a bunch of Razor mackinaw bots in O-B and a Buzzard.

Finally in VFK we toyed with a mixed fleet of stuff, including a pair of Machariels, a Rattlesnake, and sundry other HACs and BCs. Finally, Midori, who wanted to die pretty badly at this point, was aggressed by an Oracle off the undock, so we warped in and owned his face.

Suddenly, the Rattlesnake warps 50k off the station and just sits at 0 m/s. Figuring a trap but hungry for a faction killmail, we have our ceptor point him while we get into warp range. It takes FOREVER to kill him (because he's terrible and DUAL-TANKED his Rattlesnake) but eventually he goes down and the fleet warps in and we all die in a fire, getting a Machariel into 60% structure. ;_;

Rattler: http://evol.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12293020

All in all great roam.

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