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    So how many alliances are fighting in Delve now?

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    If only there was a Delve thread you could ask in!

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    If only... *sigh*

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    You are TESTing the limits of this joke.
    [COLOR=blue]"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.[/COLOR]
    [COLOR=green]"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." [/COLOR]
    [COLOR=blue]"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.[/COLOR]
    [COLOR=green]"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
    [/COLOR]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zakhodit View Post
    You are TESTing the limits of this joke.
    We're doing puns here now? Because that would be Wildly Innaproppiate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iratus View Post
    We're doing puns here now? Because that would be Wildly Innaproppiate.
    this stops here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iratus View Post
    We're doing puns here now? Because that would be Wildly Innaproppiate.
    ...Goonswarm Federation

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iratus View Post
    We're doing puns here now? Because that would be Wildly Innaproppiate.
    Much like your spelling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgr View Post
    Much like your spelling.
    Dammit. Well, I'm a foreigner. I get to missppell stuff.

    In other news, I just did this

    Attachment 1345

    It feels good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll View Post
    this stops here
    Long have I dreddit the day that pun threads make their way onto Kugu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djehngo View Post
    Long have I dreddit the day that pun threads make their way onto Kugu.
    I am at a loss to understand your fear of this mostly harmless testimony to an art practiced by gentlemen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iratus View Post
    Dammit. Well, I'm a foreigner. I get to missppell stuff.

    In other news, I just did this

    Attachment 1345

    It feels good.
    Vong is part of the famous Pripyat youth. Why would Prippa do that to us? It kept me wondering for some time. What is his motive?

    Then it dawn on me, he is gassing us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynt View Post
    I am at a loss to understand your fear of this mostly harmless testimony to an art practiced by gentlemen.
    Well it has a tendency to drown actual discussion with what amounts to white noise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djehngo View Post
    Well it has a tendency to drown actual discussion with what amounts to white noise.
    You have to OWN pun threads, otherwise they suck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djehngo View Post
    Well it has a tendency to drown actual discussion with what amounts to white noise.
    You just described Vonq's posting in one sentence.
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    -A- bunch of shitty puns about alliance names leaves me no choice but to start Raiden. my repertoire for names that ev0ke actual words. This thread is turning into a pretty BDEAL.

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    SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

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    I thought we had a gentlemens agreement not to post puns on this site? You are all hereby convicted of bad posting, and must now be subjected to a test. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to see just how many awful alliance names you can put into a single post. Use your razor sharp intellects and be merciless. On the other hand you could just ignore this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elenor Pewpew View Post
    SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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    All these puns are going to bring on the Red Alliance to begin Raiden. your rep pages. Even White Noise. is more well thought out than your posts, I'm Atlas for words. If posts like this continue to appear, I think there's a Cascade Imminent on Kugutsumen., and we wouldn't be able to FIX that with any amount of good posts

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    Could've made that "goon posts". I am disappoint.

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    Has to be the entire alliance name, I cheated with FIX as they're not only dead but that's the ticker

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    I have to apologize, because if IRC I started this mess.
    [COLOR=blue]"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.[/COLOR]
    [COLOR=green]"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." [/COLOR]
    [COLOR=blue]"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.[/COLOR]
    [COLOR=green]"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
    [/COLOR]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zakhodit View Post
    I have to apologize, because if IRC I started this mess.
    No need to apologize, they just like to come here with a Get Off My Lawn attitude and ruin our fun.

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    I literally want to throw glass in the face of everyone in this thread who just made a pun.

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    That's not very punny of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiggerDangDude View Post
    I literally want to throw glass in the face of everyone in this thread who just made a pun.
    Add vinegar and salt after for the wounds. Deal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Venetian Tar View Post
    Add vinegar and salt after for the wounds. Deal?
    You are supposed to say "lemon"... it's your gimmick. Does it count as a pun if you use yout gimmick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiggerDangDude View Post
    I literally want to throw glass in the face of everyone in this thread who just made a pun.
    We don't deserve such harsh punishment

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    Every pun you people made is bad and you should all feel bad.

    The only good post here is Agathor comparing Vonq toZyklon B (and Pripyat to Hitler, of course).

    The rest of you: Shame on you! Shame on you all!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Quote Originally Posted by MtA View Post
    Every pun you people made is bad and you should all feel bad.
    Are you implying there are "good" puns? Don't get me wrong, I'm a pun lover, and can't resist the charm of a groan-inducing joke, but I know puns are terrible.

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    Those puns are something awful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doink9731 View Post
    Those puns are something awful.
    do ho ho

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    Puns, in combination with this thread, are awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MtA View Post
    The only good post here is Agathor comparing Vonq toZyklon B (and Pripyat to Hitler, of course).
    Truefact: in Britain we had for years - and I believe still have - a washing up powder brand called Cyclon (an alternative spelling of Zyclon B was Cyclon B).

    When I worked stacking shelves in Gateway as a teenager I used to arrange the boxes on the shelf in a staggered, angled display so that the "iological" bit was hidden, just displaying a line of boxes saying "Cyclon B" with the words "For Whiter" underneath it.

    OK, not a terribly funny story but I'm trying to take this thread back from the puns. They were going last night and seem to have continued between Dusk and Dawn and nobody has made an attempt to Iron this out. Not that I blame everyone: there seem to be just The Five of you Bobbing about like some Skunk Works of horrible posting, but each puts real Venom into your apparent goal of killing this thread through a Sc0rched Earth policy that could be Fatal to these forums. To those who just say "You What?" and believe that there will be some sort of Phoenix-like response to IT, remember the fundamental Axiom that bad posting pushes out good. This car crash of a thread is like Roadkill that has been Smashed by a Frontal Impact.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groundhog View Post
    This car crash of a thread is like Roadkill that has been Smashed by a Frontal Impact.
    Let's end this thread with some TNT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iratus View Post
    You are supposed to say "lemon"... it's your gimmick. Does it count as a pun if you use yout gimmick?
    That's a good question. I shall meditate on this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynt View Post
    Let's end this thread with some TNT
    BAD. YOU ARE VERY BAD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Venetian Tar View Post
    BAD. YOU ARE VERY BAD.
    you're just jelly.

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    I wish I had some Jelly. That stuff wobbles and it's all wibbly. Like Dubstep, but it tastes better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Venetian Tar View Post
    I wish I had some Jelly. That stuff wobbles and it's all wibbly. Like Dubstep, but it tastes better.
    Do you take your jelly with or without condiments?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynt View Post
    Do you take your jelly with or without condiments?
    Jelly:

    Attachment 1347

    Why would you want condiments?
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    Because you want CONDImens, because, you know...

    The line of puns is broken, and the rule of K.com will fall to lesser men

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    Our puns backbone

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    Did I kill the puns? Oh no, what a shame!
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    Quick. Unleash the huns. Someone must be tarred and feathered.

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    there's some dumb thread on our forums with all the pubbies sperging that we have (gasp) friends in EVE that are not blue idgi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll View Post
    there's some dumb thread on our forums with all the pubbies sperging that we have (gasp) friends in EVE that are not blue idgi
    It's like wondering how you can be friends irl without it being noted on facebook.

    Gas them all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll View Post
    there's some dumb thread on our forums with all the pubbies sperging that we have (gasp) friends in EVE that are not blue idgi
    What? Are they mad because you have friends or mad because they're not blue? Or are they just mad at you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malcanis View Post
    What? Are they mad because you have friends or mad because they're not blue? Or are they just mad at you.
    they are mad because some people outside of TEST wanted to join squads, starting with our dear k-pop superstar Centra. Here's a quote:

    Quote Originally Posted by some pubbie
    With these being social groups primarily, I don't see a point for anyone outside of TEST + Blues to be in them, other than the PL spergfaggot that goes "Ohai guyz, look I can talk on here 2!oneone!1" Literally serves no purpose, and if you aren't blue to us or in TEST, you can begin the socializing process by joining DAWWW. Also, opsec or not, there is shit i generally talk about that I don't want non-blue-non-TEST members knowing, like my take on Hromo's Penis, when/where I can move people's shit with my carrier, and how to bust up Xystance's next swinger party.

    seriously what the fuck :

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