So; Myself, Skippythewondertard, Canaris, Reaper1712, and Heinrich Moneybags just had what could be described as one of the best nights you can have in Dayz without it ending in horrible horrible death.
We logged on at the north side of black lake, being patch day somehow canaris had been teleported over to Kamenka, and Reaper to like Electros coast. Reaper headed for our basecamp and we decided to go try to raid green mountain since they claimed the artifacting bug had been fixed.
On the way to Green mountain Canaris ran into somones camp, with a fully repaired and fueled tractor at it. FUCKING SCORE, Canaris steals the tractor, drives to Zelenogorsk and gets more fuel and meets us nearby.
We head to base camp to store some weapons and such to free up raiding space, and on our way to camp we find a barb wired in camp 1.5km from our base camp. We steal a M107 and a bunch of good ammo. Score one for us
Meanwhile myself skippy and heinrich on our trip over hit a few deer stands, and went to check the castle. We found someones tent in the castle, it was full of amazing gear. We snagged a coyote backpack for heinrich and a mp5sd6 and a bunch of other good shit including nightvision googles(replacing the ones I had lost a few days earlier haha).
We headed over to Novy to meet canaris, and we spotted the most obvious camp in existance, in the middle of the field approaching the city, ringed in barbed wire, with tank traps inside it, with 7 tents erected and full. We raided this, loaded the tractor down with Thermal scope weapons and rounds for all our great weapons, and ran away hoping no one would notice.
We then needed to raid the Dolina factory, because Canaris is a horrible tractor driver and had almost broken the tractor. Canaris is late because he went afk, he sets up on overwatch a little ways from the tractor and we go to raid, we find another camp inside with 6 more tents. Thats now four camps we've found and raided today.
Seconds later Heinrich calls out shots fired, and we go DEFCON FIVE EVERYBODY DOWN. While we're thermal scanning for where the shots came from, The guy who shot STEALS THE FUCKING TRACTOR and we try to move to intercept, at which point I aparently open mic yelled NIGGER STOLE MY TRACTOR. We see him driving it to the factory, skippy tries to explode it with his M107 to no avail and then we have a High powered rifle round hit the grass near us and we start running, we set up overwatch a few hundred meters away trying to spot the shooter and the theif, when they've snuck close and start lobbing either statchel charges or grenades at us, we make a break for it and pull out.
Theres a lot of panic at this point, but we run due west, and come across a truck parked on a tank trap. its fully operational, we clear zombies. take down the trap and steal the truck. The truck is fully loaded. We now are saying FUCK THIS SHIT BACK TO CAMP WE WIN. On the long 8 KM trek to camp we eventually see our buddy in a tractor pull out behind us, but a tractor cant keep up with a truck downhill, we lose him easily. To lose him skippy in a panic just turns into forest and starts mowing down trees with our big mother fucking truck, surprisingly the truck took no damage from driving THROUGH HUGE PINE TREES.
We end up near the northeast dam, where we find a random fully operational Bus parked right in front of the barn. We promptly steal it only to find out it cant offroad for shit. So we go wreck it into trees until it can;t drive anymore. We also shot the tires off. Fuck that bus.
We get back to base camp, load into the tents, make plans to go make a gas run and leave. Only to come across a camp 300 meters from base camp. We promptly run the tent over after checking it, go back and pack our shit up and run. We make new base camp as far from civilization as possible, as hidden as possible. Save our tent and Skippy leaves for the evening.
Me reaper and Heinrich decide to go find water before logging off and make for the nearest water source, en-route we find a bike parked 1.5km from our base camp...in the middle of nowhere...with no tent anywhere around(we looked hard). We decided not to steal it(after I joyrode a bit) because we didnt want him searching around for it and finding our camp.
Thus ends the best Dayz session ever.