Opti comes out of the closet, Goonswarm Declares Victory

[lolol]

Does it hurt so much that goons kicked you?

[someguyfromoverthere]

opti i can vouch you into bat country if you like

[Perseus Kallistratos]

So why did Vee back down?

[Opti]

more like fag country

[Fisty]

We also downloaded toothpaste on your collective toasters.


Perhaps you should rmt some of that tech to pay for a decent IT structure oh wait...

[Desert Punk]

I have to say I actually liked Opti's childish posts

Opti is a sort of Albatross.

[Opti]

I have to say I actually liked Opti's childish posts

Opti is a sort of Albatross.

what has changed to make you no longer like them going forward? I am open to feedback

[Don Peyote]

I have to say I actually liked Opti's childish posts

Opti is a sort of Albatross.

Negrepping Opti brings bad luck

what has changed to make you no longer like them going forward? I am open to feedback

[s]I will always be your #1 fan Opti, I who was trolled into raising you from the red[/s] FOR BURNES

[Dental Floss]

Negrepping Opti brings bad luck



I will always be your #1 fan Opti, I who you trolled into raising you from the red

IT WAS YOU?!?!?!?!

[Vee]

I told the fool he can stay if he stops posting this bad. He left. Farewell!~

[Don Peyote]

I told the fool he can stay if he stops posting this bad. He left. Farewell!~

Never try to get between a man and his (shit)posting

[Burnes]

IT WAS YOU?!?!?!?!

Goddammit Don Peyote, find somebody else to troll us with.

[Burnes]

Goddammit Don Peyote, find somebody else to troll us with.

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Don, I know that was you.

OK....well....howzabout a little horse trading here? I'll stop using my get-out domi avatar if you agree to use it at least once a month AND quit encouraging Opti.

Deal?

[Don Peyote]

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Don, I know that was you.

OK....well....howzabout a little horse trading here? I'll stop using my get-out domi avatar if you agree to use it at least once a month AND quit encouraging Opti.

Deal?

Out of deference to you, Lord Burnes of the Black Legion, I'll join the Red Rep Brigade and do the right thing

Anyway, you were the one who gave me that avatar in the first place so I can't exactly stop you from using it


Edit : fucking avatars are not working properly

[Agathor]

Any neg rep brigade heading optis way will have to get through me first.

[penifSMASH]

The Decider has spoken

[Don Peyote]

Any neg rep brigade heading optis way will have to get through me first.

Sorry Allfather, sometimes there is a need to do what is needed

[Opti]

penifsmash m8

can i join your corp its where all the north rejects go isnt it

if i cant have you convinced will you atleast vouch my active snigg app?

[Vile rat]

penifsmash m8

can i join your corp its where all the north rejects go isnt it

if i cant have you convinced will you atleast vouch my active snigg app?

So you get kicked out cause your posting is the worst we've ever seen and your instinctual response is to try and join EO?

[Stronke]

Any neg rep brigade heading optis way will have to get through me first.

Axe etc

[penifSMASH]

So you get kicked out cause your posting is the worst we've ever seen and your instinctual response is to try and join EO?

worked for ordo garr

[Opti]

So you get kicked out cause your posting is the worst we've ever seen and your instinctual response is to try and join EO?

me and penif have had alot of sexy time

cant blame a guy for trying

my only hurdle left is garth telkin, chance of sucess is dodgy at best

[Night]

Any neg rep brigade heading optis way will have to get through me first.

You are a traitor and a part of the Rebel Alliance.

TAKE HIM AWAY.

[Kazanir]

Axe etc

bow

(it is an "i, too, am gay" joke get it)

[Opti]

bow

(it is an "i, too, am gay" joke get it)

are you saying larping as robin hood with a bow and tights is gay?

[fluidvoid]

I don't get this, a goon gets kicked because of his posting

[WomynPower]

congrats opti, CFC goons are disgusting faggots, now that you're free from the yoke I hope you have a good time. come roam with pizza sometime if you like.

[Opti]

thank you friends for support

please also save my friend Agathor from chapter 7 if you can spare a moment

[tgr]

I don't get this, a goon gets kicked because of his posting

Don't worry, we understand why you don't understand why he'd get kicked because of his posting.

[Teh Ashen]

I don't get this, a goon gets kicked because of his posting

Even goons have posting standards, such as the Arghy scale.

[Pilious]

So you kick Opti because he is not elite poster enough for you? I just want to make sure I am understanding this correctly. I thought all puddie lords with bad posting were welcome in goonswarm and the CFC because all they need to do is fly a rifter. Apparently I was wrong!

[MandozerTheGreat [banned]]

You appear to be upset about not getting laid or something, but I will forgive you for this unwarranted slight.

P.S. If you can't get the tits yourself...

Soz m8 she was skinny and has small boobies, I'm not willing to sweat it for mintchip titties nigga. Also just shut the fuck up kazanir.

[Ron Mexxico]

http://black-legion.ca/killboard/?a=...l&kll_id=21151

you're welcome

You have been added as contact
From: Calmoto
Sent: 2012.04.09 01:35


Calmoto has added you as contact with Bad Standing

[MandozerTheGreat [banned]]

ELITE ANGLE HITMEN GOTCHA CALMOTO WE GOTCHA

[Opti]

spinning shit so fast my ass is gyrating

MY HEROES

[Dental Floss]

Don't worry, we understand why you don't understand why he'd get kicked because of his posting.

It's funny you should say this considering that posts on goonfleet.com are generally just as, if not more contentless, spergy, and generally shit as those that can be found here. The main difference is that there seems to be an interesting moratorium on the use of eve slang words such as iskies, toon, o7, and m8. There's also this element of hypocrisy where people are lambasted for calling others lemmings when they violate the tenets of fleet discipline and jump ahead of the fleet, but then strongly support keeping comms clear and following fleet discipline.

[MpozoY]

So you kick Opti because he is not elite poster enough for you? I just want to make sure I am understanding this correctly. I thought all puddie lords with bad posting were welcome in goonswarm and the CFC because all they need to do is fly a rifter. Apparently I was wrong!

If you're gonna roll with the BIGDOGS in goonfleet 2012 you gotta be nonstop K/D RATIO this ISKWAR that otherwise you're swimmin with the fishes, dig

[MartCo]

It's funny you should say this considering that posts on goonfleet.com are generally just as, if not more contentless, spergy, and generally shit as those that can be found here. The main difference is that there seems to be an interesting moratorium on the use of eve slang words such as iskies, toon, o7, and m8. There's also this element of hypocrisy where people are lambasted for calling others lemmings when they violate the tenets of fleet discipline and jump ahead of the fleet, but then strongly support keeping comms clear and following fleet discipline.

Yeah, that's why we announced our cultural revolution.

(5:29:37 PM) directorbot: THE CULTURAL REVOLUTION BEGINS: My people, we are beset on all sides by the forces of badposting and mouthbreathing 'funny' antics on our fleet comms. It is time for right-thinking posters to strike back against this menace. We are offering 500m isk per winning poster to any GSF member or ally who creates art for this project; make good art, fight against badposting, get space-rich. https://goonfleet.com/index.php?showtopic=174898&st=0

*** This was a broadcast from the_mittani to all-all, replies are not monitored ***
(5:42:48 PM) directorbot: Note: it is the unironic o7 m8 o/ pubbie salutes which we must crack down on; the mocking o7o7o7o7m8m8m8s in response are - while on the verge of being overplayed - still acceptable.

When we realized that our posting standards have sunken to the level of scrapheap and kugu, with the perils of forums.eveonline.com level posting just a few bad memes away, we've decided to make a stand. Posters are being made, neg-rep has been liberally applied, and gears of good posting, while not yet turning freely, are getting some much needed repair. The "moratorium" as you put it is less interesting when you understand that, at its root, it's a demand that people communicate complete thoughts using full sentences when using Goonswarm Federation services. I say services because this includes GSF forums, mumble, and fleets.

Edit: Also, on a completely unrelated note, I want you to find this man: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12966248 mock him, and do whatever you can to kill him. He is persona non grata to the reimbursement group for that abomination of a maelstrom. Actually, if any of you kill him in some kind of similar shit-fit, I'll pay what would have been his reimbursement amount to you out of my own pocket.

[Iratus]

Edit: Also, on a completely unrelated note, I want you to find this man: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12966248 mock him, and do whatever you can to kill him. He is persona non grata to the reimbursement group for that abomination of a maelstrom. Actually, if any of you kill him in some kind of similar shit-fit, I'll pay what would have been his reimbursement amount to you out of my own pocket.

That is impressive. Who needs tank when you can jam the whole enemy fleet! Tell him that he should totally add some astronautic rigs to that loadout, so he can fly trough the battlefield as a destructive wind.

[MandozerTheGreat [banned]]

:words:
Edit: Also, on a completely unrelated note, I want you to find this man: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12966248 mock him, and do whatever you can to kill him. He is persona non grata to the reimbursement group for that abomination of a maelstrom. Actually, if any of you kill him in some kind of similar shit-fit, I'll pay what would have been his reimbursement amount to you out of my own pocket.

Contract accepted.

[BiggerDangDude]

Who can take more dick in their ass, Opti or Securitas?

[Securitas]

Who can take more dick in their ass, Opti or Securitas?

Why do you say this like winning is a bad thing?

[Opti]

securitas obviously

ive only ever gotten finger deep

[Scaeva]

Wait, Securitas is gay?

[Cryo]

Wait, Securitas is gay?

As Gay as San Franciso during a pride parade

[zodt]

Why do you say this like winning is a bad thing?

you got a purdy mouf boy

[MpozoY]

you got a purdy mouf boy

___________/

[Zagdul]

Why do you say this like winning is a bad thing?

Wave that flag.

[Dental Floss]

Edit: Also, on a completely unrelated note, I want you to find this man: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12966248 mock him, and do whatever you can to kill him. He is persona non grata to the reimbursement group for that abomination of a maelstrom. Actually, if any of you kill him in some kind of similar shit-fit, I'll pay what would have been his reimbursement amount to you out of my own pocket.

Whoa now, getting mad at someone for a shitfit? Upset because someone's not following a predefined fleet doctrine and denying someone reimbursement because of it? Sounds dangerously elite pvp to me, m8m8m8m8.

[woo glin]

If you don't have gf.com forum access and want to use mspaint to put some words on a WW2 poster I'll split the isk with you. Plenty of easy money to be made judging by the winners so far.