Opti comes out of the closet, Goonswarm Declares Victory

**The Mittani** · 2012-03-16

A bad thread for bad people. Abandon all hope ye who enter here, for here lies GSF, RZR, the CFC, NCdot, RDNdot, Init, sometimes BL, the odd Kraut, and the worst smugging (much of it mine) that Kugutsumen Dot Com has to offer.

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Especially me.

**Frederick Garrish** · 2012-03-16

A coked out singing vily, and the best we get is some bombers? It's fricken 2am!

**12m18** · 2012-03-16

is this the beginning of ..... enter a lot of useless words to prove your point ......

**Mfume** · 2012-03-16

In on the groundfloor with claims of neutrality.

Dropped on CFC in JTAU, lost MY BROADSWORD because I was really dumb and 10km outside of rep range.

Situation was that we got word that some IHUB was in armor or some crazy shit like that and to save the system the CFC would deffo had to rep it, so they'd have to fight us. Guaranteed fight, we ping on jabber and get 36 dudes (that's fucking huge for us on an unplanned op) in mewninnz. The CFC carriers got safe right as we prepared to bridge and so we waited, eventually deciding to just drop on their Drakes and see if they'd escalate with carriers. Lucky for us, they don't call our bluff (we had all of 3 or 4 supers online at the time and wouldn't have been able to break the RR circlejerk) and we snag a few kills in an initial engagement before they warp off to their safe pos. Of course, it has the EXACT SAME PASSWORD as every CFC pos I've encountered in the last two years, so Elo leads the charge of the bump brigade while I bubble him from outside the shield. The CFC Drakes inside warp off to a nearby belt.

It's at that point I notice the "mostly incapped" pos has around 50 active jammers on it.

We manage to bump him out a bit, but stop the bumps too early, and he's just close enough that once the POS pw is reset, we can wind up for good bumps and he makes it back inside. Meanwhile the CFC drakes regain courage and warp back to us, landing on MY BROADSWORD which is 50km off our mewninnz. Broadsword down (( but fleet still alive.

Dunno what happened after that, I think we jumped out and back in again to rape some dudes and kill their FC in his vulture.

**The Mittani** · 2012-03-16

I, for one, am eagerly awaiting the 'Vily on Coke' soundboard to counteract the ick-factor of the Riverini soundboard.

**Malcanis** · 2012-03-16

Originally Posted by The Mittani

the Riverini soundboard.

Well you've just made me feel a lot better about being unsubbed

**Grath** · 2012-03-16

Originally Posted by Malcanis

Well you've just made me feel a lot better about being unsubbed

What no fuck you I demand you resub now.

Don't leave me

**The Mittani** · 2012-03-16

Originally Posted by Malcanis

Well you've just made me feel a lot better about being unsubbed

what the fuck get back in this shitpile RIGHT NOW no one said you could leave X(

**tgr** · 2012-03-16

Originally Posted by Grath

What no fuck you I demand you resub now.

Don't leave me

I think you need to make him eat a jelly donut while the rest of eve does pushups.

**MpozoY** · 2012-03-16

http://soundcloud.com/snowde/vily-slap

This fucking op

**balmarog** · 2012-03-16

I like how the Raiden faggots showed up tonight after telling people to call out of work for the fight.
Oh wait...

**Skyl3lazer** · 2012-03-16

Yo where the fuck are some fites

**Skyl3lazer** · 2012-03-16

Edit quote whatever

**MpozoY** · 2012-03-16

P much the whole op

http://soundcloud.com/snowde/vilys-night-pt-1

http://soundcloud.com/snowde/vilys-night-pt-2

**BabelFish** · 2012-03-16

Originally Posted by MpozoY

P much the whole op

http://soundcloud.com/snowde/vilys-night-pt-1

http://soundcloud.com/snowde/vilys-night-pt-2

I broke down at "echo one f .... what is f ... echo one FACK"

**balmarog** · 2012-03-16

Originally Posted by MpozoY

P much the whole op

http://soundcloud.com/snowde/vilys-night-pt-1

http://soundcloud.com/snowde/vilys-night-pt-2

This is going to make an amazing soundboard.

**Malcanis** · 2012-03-16

Originally Posted by Grath

What no fuck you I demand you resub now.

Don't leave me

Well shit, now I feel bad about it again

**Elo** · 2012-03-16

well you should you quitter

**Malcanis** · 2012-03-16

Originally Posted by tgr

I think you need to make him eat a jelly donut while the rest of eve does pushups.

I would be totally OK with this.

(Blackcurrant jelly is my favourite, TIA)

**tgr** · 2012-03-16

Originally Posted by Malcanis

I would be totally OK with this.

(Blackcurrant jelly is my favourite, TIA)

You know what happened right after, right?

Hint: soap, towel.

**Blawrf** · 2012-03-16

I spend more time in Venal and Tenal than Dek

although I am now recognised by RDN as their "favourite local troll." woop.

**Malcanis** · 2012-03-16

Originally Posted by tgr

You know what happened right after, right?

Hint: soap, towel.

Of course I've seen the film, and I hope you all have a lot of fun beating on a pile of pillows in my bed while I'm out clubbing to work off that sugar high.

**CarmendeMairena** · 2012-03-16

CTA with 450 guys for defending 2 poses over nobody needs a new thread evrrrryday. Without the vily on comms soundtrack or this kind of posts, the op is a simple and long blueball for 2 techs in venal.

20 days after the non-invasion start, 54 ihubs timmers , 14 station timmers, 4 systems and 8 tech taken (5 still on rzr hands, 3 retaken by RDN.) For being a non-invasion, sbuing 1 full constellation everynight is not slowtrain btw. Probably last days-slowdown is due to the bored/tired pilots and not to the non-invasion subject but you always can point on that direction, isnt it?

**Blawrf** · 2012-03-16

It's just an extended capital roam. We are NOT invading Tenal.

**Manny** · 2012-03-16

Originally Posted by Malcanis

Well shit, now I feel bad about it again

As much as you and Arrador seem to dislike me I have to say come back bud people like you enrich the game. With that said -

**testaccount** · 2012-03-16

Originally Posted by balmarog

I like how the Raiden faggots showed up tonight after telling people to call out of work for the fight.Oh wait...

CFC sure gets lied to a lot by their FC's

**Malcanis** · 2012-03-16

Originally Posted by Manny

As much as you and Arrador seem to dislike me I have to say come back bud people like you enrich the game. With that said -

I've never disliked you, I think you're a lovely chap who needs all the help his friends can give him with his self-awareness issues.

EDIT: People seem to think I said I'M QUITTAN FOREVAR!!!! but all I said was I'm unsubbed. I'll be back once normal English spring weather returns and I've moved to a place where my "broadband" connection isn't apparently based on an adorable troupe of trained mice semaphores. I have all the skills I need on Malc, so there's no point burning PLEX to train SP meanwhile. Therefore: unsubbed.

Thanks for the donut though.

**tgr** · 2012-03-16

Originally Posted by MpozoY

http://soundcloud.com/snowde/vily-slap

This fucking op

Finally listened to this. I think we need to rename him to Jon Snow.

**Marivauder** · 2012-03-16

Cats are dogs down is up

- Endie 2012

**The Mittani** · 2012-03-16

Originally Posted by CarmendeMairena

CTA with 450 guys for defending 2 poses over nobody needs a new thread evrrrryday. Without the vily on comms soundtrack or this kind of posts, the op is a simple and long blueball for 2 techs in venal.

20 days after the non-invasion start, 54 ihubs timmers , 14 station timmers, 4 systems and 8 tech taken (5 still on rzr hands, 3 retaken by RDN.) For being a non-invasion, sbuing 1 full constellation everynight is not slowtrain btw. Probably last days-slowdown is due to the bored/tired pilots and not to the non-invasion subject but you always can point on that direction, isnt it?

first 'not winning fast enough' post of the thread, hi5s all around

**Lorren Canada** · 2012-03-16

Snorted my fourteen dollar coffee on that Vily recording. I've never heard him like that before

**Dipluz** · 2012-03-16

Originally Posted by Malcanis

Well you've just made me feel a lot better about being unsubbed

Shit happens when you can't win

**Malcanis** · 2012-03-16

Originally Posted by The Mittani

A bad thread for bad people. Abandon all hope ye who enter here, for here lies GSF, RZR, the CFC, NCdot, RDNdot, Init, sometimes BL, the odd Kraut, and the worst smugging (much of it mine) that Kugutsumen Dot Com has to offer.

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Especially me.

Hey! You forgot our dot

**Chopin** · 2012-03-16

What the fuck Malc

**Malcanis** · 2012-03-16

What? He did!

**Chopin** · 2012-03-16

heh, not that, you unsubbing. :sad panda:

**Dental Floss** · 2012-03-16

Reposting this because people apparently thought it was a decent explanation of our point of view and the thread was closed an hour later.

Originally Posted by Raidek

Origin has pretty much taken sides. Let's be real =p

I look forward to Elo + gang coming for round 3. It was pretty damn boring before he started fagging around nightly.

No.

When we were in Derelik, we had been fighting -A- every night for 2 weeks and then got asked by them to try to gank an NCdot rag.

When we arrived in Delve, we helped kill a 220 man TEST alpha fleet and then were asked by them to help kill some Brick dreads and to grief MM. MM later asked us to help them kill Nulli fleets a bunch of times after we had just worked with Nulli.

When we were in Venal the last time, we were asked by NCdot, Merciless, and Agony to help defend an NCdot pos and kill the people attacking it. Yet less than two weeks later, we were blapping NCdot tengus, getting our muninns alpha'd by maelstroms, and scratching our heads as to why Vince kept jumping more and more caps into y-4 (presumably to scare us, I suppose) after we'd killed around 6-7 Raiden dreads rf'ing a station.

Oh, and let's not forget how only a couple weeks ago, we were screaming at Nulli dudes not to shoot goon dictors while killing NCdot caps.

We are neutral, and if you're wondering why we consistently drop on the CFC, it's because you guys are fleeting up to do shit while no one else is -- in our timezone anyway. If we went and roamed H-W, we'd find maybe 10 or so afkers while the rest are logged off. The only reason we dropped Goon caps the other day was because Boat was kind enough to offer them to us on a silver platter.

**UnknownPoster** · 2012-03-16

Dental, no Origindot recruitment adds in this thread. C'mon bro.

**Jones Bones** · 2012-03-16

Just give them Tech and Supers and they'll be as neutral as PL

**Muhadin** · 2012-03-16

Originally Posted by Jones Bones

Just give them Tech and Supers and they'll be as neutral as PL

If you give us tech, we'll still come and shoot you.

**MpozoY** · 2012-03-16

Originally Posted by Dental Floss

When we were in Derelik, we had been fighting -A- every night for 2 weeks and then got asked by them to try to gank an NCdot rag.

When we arrived in Delve, we helped kill a 220 man TEST alpha fleet and then were asked by them to help kill some Brick dreads and to grief MM. MM later asked us to help them kill Nulli fleets a bunch of times after we had just worked with Nulli.

When we were in Venal the last time, we were asked by NCdot, Merciless, and Agony to help defend an NCdot pos and kill the people attacking it. Yet less than two weeks later, we were blapping NCdot tengus, getting our muninns alpha'd by maelstroms, and scratching our heads as to why Vince kept jumping more and more caps into y-4 (presumably to scare us, I suppose) after we'd killed around 6-7 Raiden dreads rf'ing a station.

Oh, and let's not forget how only a couple weeks ago, we were screaming at Nulli dudes not to shoot goon dictors while killing NCdot caps.

We are neutral, and if you're wondering why we consistently drop on the CFC, it's because you guys are fleeting up to do shit while no one else is -- in our timezone anyway. If we went and roamed H-W, we'd find maybe 10 or so afkers while the rest are logged off. The only reason we dropped Goon caps the other day was because Boat was kind enough to offer them to us on a silver platter.

Are you saying you just want us to ask you to come along and hang out?

**Malaclypse** · 2012-03-16

Originally Posted by UnknownPoster

Dental, no Origindot recruitment adds in this thread. C'mon bro.

It's accepable if he posts a minusBATminus recruitment add as well.

**Dinique** · 2012-03-16

Originally Posted by MpozoY

http://soundcloud.com/snowde/vily-slap

This fucking op

I take it Vily graduated from teary vagina to coke head sn8kez wanna be?

**Blawrf** · 2012-03-16

Originally Posted by MpozoY

Are you saying you just want us to ask you to come along and hang out?

hey are we going to ask for a hanging-out security deposit?

**Fix Lag** · 2012-03-16

Originally Posted by Malaclypse

It's accepable if he posts a minusBATminus recruitment add as well.

It just occurred to me that I have yet to hear you say anything on Teamspeak.

**Dental Floss** · 2012-03-16

Originally Posted by MpozoY

Are you saying you just want us to ask you to come along and hang out?

I may or may not be confirming that the best way to get Black Legion to work with anyone under the sun is to present an opportunity for a fight.

**Sezja** · 2012-03-16

Originally Posted by MpozoY

http://soundcloud.com/snowde/vily-slap

This fucking op

You can hear the exhaustion in everyone but Vily's voice

**Chopin** · 2012-03-16

Watching two raiden scimis repping up an sbu.

**DaiTengu** · 2012-03-16

I resubbed a couple weeks ago and made a point to be on the op last night. I haven't had this much fun being blueballed in about 3 years. Please donate to Villy's coke fund so he can do this every op.