Kristoffer? in our Kugu?

[xutech]

@ktouborg Why not make an account at http://www.kugutsumen.com and I will give you full forum access. We want you!


ktouborg Kristoffer Touborg
@xutech I'm not entirely sure that would work out well

CCP members don't normally reply to my tweets - we are an awkward bit of history, like the deformed child wrought from the union of two cousins.


However, I want peace between our houses - either we get someone from CCP here as a poster or we have an arranged marriage.

We have a dearth of virgins but many available marriageable candidates.


NONETHELESS


I want someone from CCP here. We all know Kristoffer, with his charming personality and Macaulay Culkin good looks.

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Naturally, he must be worried about being teased as the new boy or that all the rumours are true and when we aren't skimming credit cards we're shipping hookers to Turkey.


If you would like to help my cause, why not send him a reassuring message on twitter that you would:


Like to see him here

That we aren't horrible

There are a lot of us and we take EVE fairly seriously. (it's not really true but it might convince him to hang out here as a public relations thingy).

That it is fairly unlikely that he will be robbed or sexually assaulted.


I don't want to hear about why this is a bad idea or that you know for a fact that he / CCP employees cannot join our forums - I want Mexicans, not Mexican'ts.


love,
xutech

[jimmychrist]

Gotta sting some having to ask permission from DariusJOHNSON every time you want to do something fun

Edit: I don't have a twitter account because I'm an adult human being with thoughts. (Stephen Fry is exempt and is always allowed to do everything)

Anyway I hope this is stage two of the shame-game to get CCP to unfuck their attitude towards kugu, cause that I fully support.

[Rer]

@xutech Phhf, so following you on Twitter now.

Already was following Ktouberg, surely now he'll be forced to join!

[Agathor]

Although I cant guaranty that I wont sexually assault Mr.Stoffer. Having him here would fucking own, so this thread gets mah approval.

[xutech]

Send more tweets - I'm not above using one of you as a "honey trap".

[Stronke]

Don't got twitter because I don't feel the need to share every brain fart I have with the world, but I am all for having CCP representatives here.

And I am sure he won't get trolled..

..to much

[Grath]

This whole idea sounds like it would put CCP dangerously close to being in touch with people that actually know about the game.

[Stronke]

Scary isn't it Grath.

Say, if a CCP member would start posting on Kugutsumen, will they finely remove "kugutsumen" from the word filter?

[Jovan Geldon]

I don't think anyone at CCP is really dumb enough to think that everyone here spends their time hatching evil schemes to steal people's login details to an internet spaceship game; the only reason they disavow the site is because of the same dumb Icelandic stubbornness that made people like Zulu think that $1000 designer jeans was an entirely appropriate analogy to placate the seething masses during Incarnagate.

I suspect that what you would need to try do is approach the person rather than the CCP employee. How would do that, I have no idea. In any case, I doubt you will ever get anyone posting here under a CCP moniker.

[Jinli mei]

In case anyone is in the dark as to who this man is, it is CCP Soundwave, Lead Game Designer (I think) over at CCP Games.

His twitter is at https://twitter.com/#!/ktouborg so if you're one of those strange people like me that uses twitter feel free to shit it up.

You could optionally sign up to twitter and use #tweetfleet in all of your tweets to present an informed opinion to the eve-pilots-tweeting community.

[penifSMASH]

This whole idea sounds like it would put CCP dangerously close to being in touch with people that actually know about the game.

the people that post about the game on this website are fucking clueless, hth

[Carlton Banks]

the people that post about the game are fucking clueless, hth

the people that post are fucking clueless, hth

the people are fucking clueless, hth

hth

[Kanloch]

I'm sure some CCP devs (if not the higher ups) already browse kugu.

[Goblin]

Like to see him here

That we aren't horrible

There are a lot of us and we take EVE fairly seriously. (it's not really true but it might convince him to hang out here as a public relations thingy).

That it is fairly unlikely that he will be robbed or sexually assaulted.

He surely does not understand the values we adhere to?

[jeffraider]

wait you're not actually in waffles are you

[Goblin]

Sorry to disappoint mate, as of yesterday I am.

[somedude76]

I want someone from CCP here. We all know Kristoffer, with his charming personality and Macaulay Culkin good looks.

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By the time Kugu is done with him, he will look like this.....

[jeffraider]

Sorry to disappoint mate, as of yesterday I am.

i am not disappoint :3

[Jovan Geldon]

Sorry to disappoint mate, as of yesterday I am.

So who are you in EVE then? Spill the beans, the suspense is literally killing me.


P.S. by "literally" I mean "figuratively"
P.P.S. by "figuratively" I mean "not even in the slightest"

[Malaclypse]

So who are you in EVE then? Spill the beans, the suspense is literally killing me.


P.S. by "literally" I mean "figuratively"
P.P.S. by "figuratively" I mean "not even in the slightest"

Why let him spoil your fun roleplaying an internet detective? The clues we have are ex-MM and ex-WN membership, so just browse the pl application forums for whoever with such an employment history that got told to join waffles first.

[Goblin]

Straight app to waffles Come at me bro

And my I just add, I only just scraped in with the help of a bro recruiter.

[jeffraider]

waffles is the best way into PL, otherwise you have to admit you slurped a vouched out of some shitfag's cock

[zenthral]

Hasn't stoffer had an account here way back? I seem to remember him from around here as well.

[Mizuchi]

waffles is the best way into PL, otherwise you have to admit you slurped a vouched out of some shitfag's cock

slurping a shitfags cock is the best way to get in PL via waffles too.

[Sola Sola]

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This Kristofferson?

[Agathor]

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This Kristofferson?

Yes, just ignore the whore begging for his attention.

[Aeon221]

I unleashed the dual wiles of logic and money on him. Hope that helps.

[Malaclypse]

Yes, just ignore the [s]whore[/s] nose begging for his attention.

fyp

[Agathor]

fyp

Barbara could be CCP Sreegs in that pic. Seeking shelter in Stoffers arms after a hard days work on the eve forums.

~CCP Streisand~ heh

[pinoyzzz]

AFAIK, CCP has k.com blocked at their offices (at least, thats how it was a year or two ago). Sreegs also has certain people banned from their offices, i.e. the physical location, like Tyrrax.

[Fartman]

Sreegs also has certain people banned from their offices, i.e. the physical location, like Tyrrax.

lmao

agathor you need to get yourself on the CCP persona non grata list asap

[Murr]

AFAIK, CCP has k.com blocked at their offices

I'm really sorry for my contentless post but


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah~

[Don Peyote]

AFAIK, CCP has k.com blocked at their offices (at least, thats how it was a year or two ago). Sreegs also has certain people banned from their offices, i.e. the physical location, like Tyrrax.

Bolded the funny part

and why the hell is Tyrrax banned from CCP HQ?

[Kanloch]

So what you're saying is that the CCP offices are basically Iceland's version of Little China?

[jimmychrist]

This makes kugu shirts at fanfest not only a fashionable statement on censorship but an actual god damn act of political dissent. I bet Sreegs was cheering for the TANKS at Tienanmen square.

[Don Peyote]

This makes kugu shirts at fanfest not only a fashionable statement on censorship but an actual god damn act of political dissent. I bet Sreegs was cheering for the TANKS at Tienanmen square.

Okay, it can't be passed up now. If I ever go to a fanfest I shall definitely have some Kugu shirts made. I've never been thrown off Corporate premises in Iceland before!

[Marivauder]

Okay, it can't be passed up now. If I ever go to a fanfest I shall definitely have some Kugu shirts made. I've never been thrown off Corporate premises in Iceland before!

A shirt with the Kugutsumen logo with a italic catchphrase at the bottom saying "T20 ain't got shit on me"

[Don Peyote]

A shirt with the Kugutsumen logo with a italic catchphrase at the bottom saying "T20 ain't got shit on me"

I prefer this

You guys need to print t-shirts for fanfest.

********** on the front.

KUGUTSUMEN on the back.

[T'Renn]

it's an outdated and foolish mentality on their part. If there ever was a time for CCP not to come to the site and read what people are saying in an open forum that they do not control... coming to this site is the only (somewhat loosely) eve-related site read which makes me actually miss eve and consider subbing up again (don't worry I'm sure there is enough terrible without me and I'm too busy anyway.) There was a time way back when they might have been able to justify censoring kugu, but that's far far gone now and they need to really do everything in their power to listen to their users, or else it's going to be team fabulous all over again.

[Tyrrax Thorrk]

Bolded the funny part

and why the hell is Tyrrax banned from CCP HQ?

darius is a babby

[Kazanir]

You wore a t-shirt with the word "Wasabi" on it didn't you

Edit: oh look this thread is old

[Dsan]

can't do this.
I'm not so pro-Soundwave as many others.

I'd poke most other CCP employees though.

[xutech]

Please do.

[Agathor]

I had a little chat with Stoffer at the fanfest. I caught him sitting alone on the Saturday night with a few devs and gms sitting in the next sofa.

He is a smart man, he pretended he had never heard of Kugu. He knows that the walls have ears.

[raw]

as if not enough CCP was posting here already...

[Kanloch]

as if not enough CCP was posting here already...

Name all the CCP staff and their usernames that post on kugu, do it.

[Fartman]

He is a smart man

and a ninja and a pirate too

[raw]

Name all the CCP staff and their usernames that post on kugu, do it.

Fartman (Hilmar)
Endie
Vinata
Tyrrax Thork (Sreegs)
Marivauder (CCP Soundwave)

[Checkbox Poll]

Fartman (Hilmar)
Endie
Vinata
Tyrrax Thork (Sreegs)
Marivauder (CCP Soundwave)

[raw]

i am sorry that i forgot you Puncturis.