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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy View Post
    http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=319931 what the

    edit: if that isn't fake how fast did he die?
    He was on field for about 30 seconds before he popped.

    Also that nyx was about 5 minutes old :3 thus answering the age old at what point is abortion unethical

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    How did the kill come to be did you kill his pos while he was afk or what?

    30 sec holy fuck lmao.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy View Post

    Ah, our first catch of the day.
    I've noticed that there's a pretty big disconnect between the general consensus of kugu and what's actually happening. It seems enough people have said it in this thread that people are taking it as fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy View Post
    http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=319931 what the

    edit: if that isn't fake how fast did he die?


    Come to think of it though boat's gotten most of our supercap kills (giving/receiving) this year so I guess it's not too surprising.

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    http://tnt.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11942581

    Sup Numba 2 :3:

    I hear its a good idea to join a fleet by JARNA CIVIRE OF GOONWAFFE - GOONSWARM FEDERATION AND TAKE FLEET WARP FROM MAIMA ALT OF TEST ALLIANCE PLEASE IGNORE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll View Post
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Endie again.
    I know right, what the fuck. KING ARTHUR'S GOOOOOOOOOLD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Endie View Post

    What other leader has expensive tastes funded by his followers and has had a very bad week?


    The Wisdom of Chairman Psihozz



    Those are the stirring words of Psihozz, leader of at least part of White Noise, yesterday, in a rousing address to his troops. He goes on to offer them some well-chosen words of advice. Let's listen in for a second!



    Wise words. Nothing would be worse than, for instance, "loosing" a succession of jump freighters moving enough compressed minerals to fit out your previously-absentee fleets.

    Oops
    Oh dear
    Well at least they got that out of the way...
    What not another one, surely?



    Maybe not so much, Psi old chum.

    The interesting thing is that, while we'd been fed intel by a disgruntled WN member about an upcoming jump freighter shipment, this wasn't even the one we were waiting for! The fact is that huge swathes of their membership detest each other: their Americans hate Psihozz for making a lot of tech wealth disappear every month; the Russians hate the uppity Americans for not knowing their place and asking for a share; the Russians also hate the other Russians; the Serbians loathe just about everybody; and everyone, apparently, hates Maru Ka'ge.

    Our agent's reports suggest the sort of forced optimism and jollity in their comms that you would expect of people pulling crackers and holding a compulsory Christmas party on a plumetting 747. This is made even more strained by the hourly threats to boot anyone "bearing".

    Our fleets have varied from six hundred to about 1200 dudes so far. Sadly, White Noise have hovered somewhere around the 12-14 level, while Raiden have wisely thought better of suiciding into us until their erstwhile allies-of-convenience manage to need someone with Wing Command 3 trained. That will hopefully change today, as we are seeing a flurry of badly-spelled RED PEN ALL HANDS ON DECK CTA emails in the aftermath of the CEO meeting they had last night. A meeting which saw at least one of their corp CEOs tell his line members that no less than Solar, IRC, Death, RA, Raiden and PL had put aside their previous squabbles and were all on their way to help. That is, perhaps, a touch optimistic but we should expect RA and Raiden for sure, and perhaps visits from anyone else Psihozz can call in to defence what his alliance has so far failed to turn up for. You can't contract out the defence of your space to others for ever, though (we should know, we've tried in our time)

    We also have a few little shocks coming up for White Noise over the next few days, as things progress.

    As an interesting postscript, former-MM corp "Shiva" decided that they wanted revenge against those pesky goons so badly that they volunteered to join White Noise last night. A rare example of rats joining a sinking ship.

    War progress

    There is much to admire about Goons: a rich, invasive culture that has infected swathes of nullsec in particular with our language and memes combined with an intolerant attitude towards the brutish disregard for punctuation that characterises so many of our enemies, who are happy to squat amidst their own filth of comma splices and... multiple... inappropriate... ellipses...

    However, few things are as strange or alien to the outside as our willingness to submit ourselves to nine hours of grinding through endless infrastructure shooting, leavened only with ahh chains, synchronised wind-breaking and utterly bemusing DBRB tales which turn out to be based on the belief that Joan of Arc was a Welsh running back for the mid-Eighties Miami Dolphins.

    By this morning, we had reinforced 29 towers, nine of them with one or two CSAAs in build, and six systems. So far, we have killed three towers - most importantly the jammer tower in bridgehead system Y-1918 - and are currently scrambling to catch up on tower kills after someone put a CSAA timer in incorrectly into the pos app

    Tonight we will hit a bunch more CSAAs, with mainly titans and a few supercarriers in build, and also a variety of tech moons. Such is the broken nature of White Noise at present that they were timed - if we don't flatter them too much with the verb "timed" since I hardly think that this was their plan - to come out in the US timezone. Our timezone. There is therefore the very appealing prospect that we will destroy hundreds of billions of building supercaps and seize enough tech wealth to pay for this war in what will only be the third day of the war. This needs you, and our allies, to show up en masse, and most importantly of all to resist any temptation to say "I thought she was that inflammable French bint, wasn't she?"

    Breaking News

    Raiden and the alliance which oddly persists in calling itself Red Alliance despite not having any RA corps in it turned up to "help" White Noise. As an alliance we are not noted for our Russian primetime/mid-euro-afternoon dominance but Dabigredboat just handed out a beatdown of the sort that ends up with megathrons and coercers being called primary for want of anything better left to shoot. Having driven off the assembled defence force, DBRB's fleet is now shooting a CSAA tower, ending the supercap dreams of some poor Helljumpers victims in knuckle-gnawing frustration. Having rid themselves of Cosmoboy and timed their towers for Russian prime they must have hoped that their luck was improving, too

    Here is what happened.

    Bonus Level: King Arthur's Goons


    For those long hours of pos-shooting, a multi-player game to finally stop DBRB torturing you with constant instructions regarding shamens and mice: King Arthur's Gold.

    Simply think... Terraria with castles.

    Needs to be on this page.

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    Did that Nyx just come out of the cooker or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by uhh yeah dude View Post
    Did that Nyx just come out of the cooker or something?
    Yes. Came out of the cooker 5 minutes before melting.

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    the stove you mean? get some culture god

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    I'm quickly losing all respect for WN. So far these dudes have only been utterly incompetent.
    There's nothing worse than having a good idea for a post not being good enough to pull it off :negative:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Opti View Post
    the stove you mean? get some culture god
    Came out of the stove and got thrown into the oven?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Opti View Post
    the stove you mean? get some culture god
    Oven would also be an acceptable metaphor.

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    I'll never get used to seeing The Executives on killmails alongside Goonwaffe, no matter how many hilarious WN Nyxes they kill together :3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malaclypse View Post
    Ironically, it's IRC.
    i tryed man really it tryed nothing worked. they are like rats

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    I think that Nyx just pulled an En'emu
    There's nothing worse than having a good idea for a post not being good enough to pull it off :negative:

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    Quote Originally Posted by uhh yeah dude View Post
    Came out of the stove and got thrown into the oven?
    Out of the frying pan, directly into the fire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by u mad View Post
    Yes. Came out of the cooker 5 minutes before melting.
    For 5 minutes, the pilot found out what it was like to fly his very own super carrier.....then he found out what it is like to lose his very own super carrier.

    Irony is, even though he was dumb enough to lose his Nyx the way he did, he is still in an elite group of people that have flown a super carrier...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malaclypse View Post
    Ironically, it's IRC.
    i tryed man really it tryed nothing worked. they are like rats



    ps: i was in -A- also when i was in rionnag alba and they still alive

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    In the last 12 hours we have destroyed a combined WN./Raiden./RA BS Fleet, destroyed 4 WN. Jump Freighters and destroyed a WN. Nyx.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magere View Post
    Horus, how does your tongue have such a gift for digging holes?
    natural gift

    Quote Originally Posted by Zarks View Post
    In the last 12 hours we have destroyed a combined WN./Raiden./RA BS Fleet, destroyed 4 WN. Jump Freighters and destroyed a WN. Nyx.
    this make me happy a lot expecial if are russian wn, so next time they learn to respect non-russian HEY PSI HOW IS GOING MY BUDDY ?

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    I'm just going to take this oppportunity to get in on the smugposting quickly before we do something retarded and piss a supercap fleet up the wall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorren Canada View Post
    I'm quickly losing all respect for WN. So far these dudes have only been utterly incompetent.
    I've lost it as they began bloating the alliance with english-speaking failcorps.
    Grew fast, then imploded, what a surprise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malcanis View Post
    So did you trash WN on purpose? Or will this be the debacle to get you to at last realise that spam-recruiting every Z-list corp (I mean seriously, look at that list of corps there) that applies is not the way to increase the effectiveness and lifespan of an alliance?

    Enquiring minds want to know
    i not wanna deprieve you of the ability to discover it by yourself

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    Quote Originally Posted by ripper van View Post
    I've lost it as they began bloating the alliance with english-speaking failcorps.
    Grew fast, then imploded, what a surprise.
    you mean Wrecking Shots is not elitepvp?

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    The truffle-pig finds another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malcanis View Post
    So did you trash WN on purpose? Or will this be the debacle to get you to at last realise that spam-recruiting every Z-list corp (I mean seriously, look at that list of corps there) that applies is not the way to increase the effectiveness and lifespan of an alliance?

    Enquiring minds want to know
    I'd be surprised if horus planned what he was putting on in the morning. Don't give him too much credit now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Peyote View Post
    I'd be surprised if horus planned what he was putting on in the morning. Don't give him too much credit now
    good keep thinking that way

    those corp joined wn for the possibility to milk moons, and they will be the first to left as soon the situation will be bad, causing even a faster fail-cascade, nothing bad with that tbh, nobody with a brain should stay under psi unless have an income reasonable high for swallow the shit that guy throw on his m8's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Peyote View Post
    I'd be surprised if horus planned what he was putting on in the morning. Don't give him too much credit now
    You want him in your alliance? Shadoo would not even dare to troll recruit him to NESW to bug the other guys.

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    All of DBRB's fleet today. i've just been listening to this song

    (4:14:52 AM) grimbold_dengrist: all Marivauder does as a mod is post about being a mod

    (11:47:38 AM) endie: If you lot don't stop that I'm moving this corp to test

    Quote Originally Posted by Grath View Post
    Power was meant to be abused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agathor View Post
    You want him in your alliance? Shadoo would not even dare to troll recruit him to NESW to bug the other guys.
    if PL sourvive to me, nothing can kill you :O

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agathor View Post
    You want him in your alliance? Shadoo would not even dare to troll recruit him to NESW to bug the other guys.
    Now paging Shadoo to do this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agathor View Post
    You want him in your alliance? Shadoo would not even dare to troll recruit him to NESW to bug the other guys.
    TEST will always have a place for barely sentient deluded assclowns

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    +1 RA Nyx. Stain Empire is doing everything they can to help out Goon efforts! http://killboard.xenobytes.se/?a=kil...&kll_id=200811

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    ratting nyx best nyx
    [SIZE=1]People are like slinkies. Generally useless but entertaining when you push them down stairs.[/SIZE]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Konev View Post
    ratting nyx best nyx
    I see you've found time to make an unoriginal post before your next welp fleet.

    On topic of the nyx kill, I'm so jelly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zarks View Post
    In the last 12 hours we have destroyed a combined WN./Raiden./RA BS Fleet, destroyed 4 WN. Jump Freighters and destroyed a WN. Nyx.


    http://kb.raidenalliance.net/?a=kill...d&kll_id=44326 we were in tengu's ;-) get ur fact straight!

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    God damn I love this thread so much

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    Quote Originally Posted by omgdutch2005 View Post
    http://kb.raidenalliance.net/?a=kill...d&kll_id=44326 we were in tengu's ;-) get ur fact straight!
    Only thing I can get straight is that you're dirty blobbers.

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    Goons play KAG

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    Goon wars are the best wars for quality threads. I don't think the AAA thread has ever had a single quality post, but this one has uncountable amounts of solid posting.

    I recommend that there is a never a peacetime for goons so that Kugu threads do not descend once again into the wasteland.

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    I still have King Arthur's World on the SNES. Going to break it out and plug it into a 14" CRT to relive my childhood minus all the drunken beatings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiggerDangDude View Post
    Only thing I can get straight is that you're dirty blobbers.
    Oh, the irony.

    Edit: Fixed BR Here. http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=2211

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    What about the ironing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiggerDangDude View Post
    Only thing I can get straight is that you're dirty blobbers.
    I do so love dropping a flat blob on someone's chest, and I love even more that I can do it in a large group!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Player of no importance View Post
    Goon wars best wars
    There's no room for shitposting when there's another Nyx or JF killmail every ten posts. -A-'s refusal to welp meant, like a raisin in the sun, any thread on the South was destined to atrophy and rot among accusations of shit fleetcomps and even worse FCs. And nobody wants that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xX420XHIGHXCOMMANDXx View Post
    Oh, the irony.

    Edit: Fixed BR Here. http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=2211
    That killmail seems to be forgetting the 80 other abaddons that died

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    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=11942581 < see that shows it better and with that I bid you all a good day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horus View Post
    i not wanna deprieve you of the ability to discover it by yourself
    I see your ability to give a straight answer to a simple question is as disappointing as your ability to lead a simple campaign.

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    Oh shit, WN have created a smugboat.

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