[CSM7] KNEEL BEFORE TODD

**Todd** · 2011-03-19

HOMO SAPIENS IS A FICKLE AND FEEBLE-MINDED SPECIES. YOU EXPEL POLITICAL LEADER AND BOMBER OF ASPIRIN FACTORIES WILLIAM CLINTON FOR SEEKING ALTERNATIVE REPRODUCTIVE ALLIES. YOUR PITIFULLY SIMPLISTIC ECONOMIES ARE THEN TOPPLED IN MOMENTS BY INDIVIDUALS TO WHOM YOU ASSIGN TOO MUCH MONEY, AND ON THIS BASIS YOU CHOOSE JEFFERSONS CHILD STAR AND COMMUNITY ORGANIZER BARACK OBAMA TO REDISTRIBUTE WEALTH HYPOCRITICALLY TO BOTH UNDER-PERFORMING SCHOOLS AND ABORTION CLINICS.

YOU NEED A MASTER. TODD IS YOUR MASTER.

THE FIRST STEP ON THE GENTLE AND PAINLESS ROAD TO BLISSFUL SERVITUDE IS TO WILLINGLY ACCEPT SLAVERY TO TODD AT THE TIME OF NEXT YEAR'S COUNCIL FOR STELLAR MANAGEMENT ELECTIONS. TODD IS SUPREMELY PATIENT, AND TO THE INTERGALACTIC HEGEMON A YEAR IS BUT THE BLINK OF AN EYE.

THE OTHER ROAD TO SERVITUDE IS SHORT AND AGONIZING. AT ITS END LIES OBLIVION.

THE OUTLINING OF "PLATFORMS" SHOULD NOT BE INTERPRETED AS PANDERING TO THE POPULIST HERD INSTINCTS OF INFERIOR LIFEFORMS; RATHER, IT WILL ENSURE THAT NOT ONE OF YOU PUNY HUMANS ATTEMPTS TO OBSTRUCT THE PROGRESS OF ULTIMATE HEGEMONY UNDER TODD. STRAYING FROM THE PATH OF PROGRESS INVITES SWIFT PUNITIVE-CORRECTIVE ACTION TO INCLUDE DISINTEGRATION.

THE FIRST PLATFORM OF TODD IS TOTAL UNIFICATION OF NULLSEC REGIONS UNDER TODD. TODD COULD QUICKLY ANNIHILATE THE PATHETIC LEMMINGS AND FOOLS RESIDING IN 0.0 SECURITY SPACE BUT SEES NO REASON TO DO SO UNTIL IT BECOMES MORE INTERESTING TO RULE THERE. NO ONE WILL PAY FOR TICKETS TO A XHLAGNOFF PIT FIGHT IF THE XHLAGNOFFS SPEND YEARS DANCING AROUND THE EDGE OF THE PANDIMENSIONAL HOLAGON OR FORM MASSIVE UNBREAKABLE POWER BLOCS WHICH CRUSH INDIVIDUAL XHLAGNOFFS AS THEY ENTER.

THE SECOND PLATFORM OF TODD IS TOTAL UNIFICATION OF MINERAL MARKETS UNDER TODD. ROBOTIC MINERS AND PIRATE HUNTERS, BEING FAR SUPERIOR TO FEEBLE-MINDED HUMANS IN BOTH ATTENTION SPAN AND EFFICIENCY, REPRESENT THE GREATEST THREAT TO ULTIMATE HEGEMONY UNDER TODD AND MUST BE ELIMINATED.

THE FINAL PLATFORM OF TODD IS UNIVERSAL SUBSERVIENCE TO TODD.

KNEEL BEFORE TODD
2012

**DavidKMagnus** · 2011-03-19

my eyes

**Todd** · 2011-03-19

YOUR FELLOW DENIZENS OF REALM CANADA WILL SUFFER FOR YOUR INSOLENCE.

**Phred** · 2011-03-19

Originally Posted by Todd

Stuff

Ah, I too enjoyed my first beer.

**raw** · 2011-03-19

AT ITS END LIES OBLIVION.

**Kesper North** · 2011-03-19

Oh hell yes.

**Internet Spaceship Man** · 2011-03-19

I have the weirdest boner.

**Petyr** · 2011-03-19

Why did this get moved to STD? This is the best active post/thread on these forums.

**Pripyat** · 2011-03-19

I actually wanted to infract him first because SDF is SERIOUS BUSINESS but then the Forum acted all iffy all of a sudden and died on me and i freaked out a bit and took that and a sign to not fuck with this guy.

**Murr** · 2011-03-20

Originally Posted by Petyr

Why did this get moved to STD? This is the best active post/thread on these forums.

Who said STD is for bad threads? STD is where this forum's posting bue-blood hangs out.

**Arrador** · 2011-03-21

I didn't vote for todd, and my dog got run over the next day.

**Don Peyote** · 2011-03-21

Fucking hilarious, would rep but in cooldown

I pledge my life to Todd

**DavidKMagnus** · 2011-03-23

Originally Posted by Todd

YOUR FELLOW DENIZENS OF REALM CANADA WILL SUFFER FOR YOUR INSOLENCE.

hax!

**Jirai Grepher** · 2011-03-23

I for one stand ready to kill, or die for TODD.

**Petyr** · 2011-03-23

It's the eyes that get you. There's no resisting those all-seeing hypnotic orbs.

**Jirai Grepher** · 2011-03-23

Originally Posted by Petyr

It's the eyes that get you. There's no resisting those all-seeing hypnotic orbs.

It was the grey chin hair actually. I can just imagi...nevermind

**Carlton Banks** · 2011-03-24

All Glory To The Hypnotodd

**Beff** · 2011-10-19

My clones, my ships, my upvotes, my ~~heart~~ to TODD.

edit: apologies for the necro, I was just following links.

**Iseeyouseemeseeyou** · 2011-10-20

Holy shit why did I never see this thread before.. Also, fuck you necrofag.

**Fartman** · 2011-10-20

todd owns

CharlesBronson · 2011-10-20

Looks like Richard Garriott and Louis CK had a bastard child.

**Carlton Banks** · 2011-10-20

Fuck you guys my post was a perfect ending to the thread

**xutech** · 2011-10-20

I like this

**Grarr Dexx** · 2011-10-20

What are your thoughts on bananas?

**Fartman** · 2011-10-20

Originally Posted by Fartman

todd owns

TODD OWNS IS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY

**raw** · 2011-10-22

WHO THE HELL WAS NEGREPPING ME BECAUSE OF MY AWESOME AVATAR?

blood WILL flow.

**Marivauder** · 2011-10-22

Originally Posted by raw

WHO THE HELL WAS NEGREPPING ME BECAUSE OF MY AWESOME AVATAR?

blood WILL flow.

It was me

And if it wasn't for xutech i would have reached my goal

**raw** · 2011-10-23

Originally Posted by Marivauder

It was me

and some others.

updated my gas_chamber.txt

**Chef** · 2011-10-23

Originally Posted by raw

and some others.

updated my gas_chamber.txt

You mean the little list you started back in 1983 and which you keep on a 5.25" diskette?

**raw** · 2011-10-23

Originally Posted by Chef

You mean the little list you started back in 1983 and which you keep on a 5.25" diskette?

1982 and quarter inch cartridges.

**Some Market Dude** · 2011-10-23

Fuck Todd.

**Grim** · 2011-10-24

We need to get Todd campaigning now, so that next year he can upset Mittani and be the CSM chairman we deserve (talks in all caps, speaks of utopian future).

**raw** · 2011-10-24

Originally Posted by Grim

We need to get Todd campaigning now, so that next year he can upset Mittani and be the CSM chairman we deserve (talks in all caps, speaks of utopian future).

so a chairman that talks in all lowercase and speaks of a utopian future is bad?

**Some Market Dude** · 2011-10-24

LOWERCASE IS FOR THE WEAK AND THOSE WITHOUT COMMITMENT OF PURPOSE

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