Or perhaps goons are on contract from PL, who is well known for their legion of submissive 0.0 female asian ice miners.Originally Posted by Vinata
Or perhaps goons are on contract from PL, who is well known for their legion of submissive 0.0 female asian ice miners.
Asian girls are the best as they do anything I say, even if I want a Rusty Venture.
And according to minmatar low-sec local, PL are only running around dropping supers on everything because they have nothing to do after being kicked out of nullsec by goons :V
They are all right. PL and goons have nothing better to do. Sad times for eve, eh?
At least they got some of it right.
Would these be the same people who calculate worth by the amount of space they see you have on the sov map? "ooo you have lots of space I will give you 500m deposit and all my stuff to join".
I handle a lot (and I mean A LOT) of complaints from scammed morons, and it's pretty clear that the overall volume is up so I think what you say has some real merit.
Whatever local you're in is so shit at EVE they can't even get carebearing/industry right.
It's me I'm the Mr Big of nullsec ice production.
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Well it is quite cold in Glasgow.
got some cheap ice off fountain residents and smuggled it out with a cloaky t1 hauler. im like the pablo escobar of gallente blue
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imagine my post is a picture from scarface where he's rubbing his face in a mountain of coke, now imagine that the coke is blue ice and well yes, that's what this post should be except i'm far too lazy to edit the picture, host it and link it
(:
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Both are true
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My immediate reaction was kind what the fuck since when does PI generate ice products at that but I was retaining the slender hope that maybe that had changed while I've been away from EVE for months and maybe these people aren't completely fucking retarded but apparently no, completely fucking retarded it is.
'scuse me, I need to fire up my industry alt to make a zillion Catalysts/Ruptures/Thoraxes with which to blow these morons back to velators.
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This evening I succeeded in de-throning Mittens at the top of the Shrugged campaign: https://killboard.goonfleet.com/shrugged.html
Deninard is literally the gift that keeps on giving. I picked this system because it was literally the first Gallente system I saw when looking for ice systems in Gallente space, but it's been a non-stop retard parade. I rarely have to leave the system for targets.
Protip for the goon haters... They're jewing up the ice hard in deklein...
A co-ordinated campaign of having afk cloakies in every ice belt in Dek, fountain, and the other goonie controlled areas will cause a lot of tears... I cruised around in an Arazu in R8s and Fo8m-2, getting great tears in local followed by a mass logoffski...
The afk cloakies will also make them sloppy for when we we slip in an arazu with a covert cyno for some surprise superbuttsecks:P
We have people that mine?
apparently... heaps of mackinaws and hulks on scan, couple of rorqs... all posed up... jetcans in the belts...
It could have been TNT rather than goons - not that I care...
"Guys guys the GOONIE GOON GOONS ARE MINING ICE AND I MADE THEM RUN LOL LOOK AT THEM RUN but I dont care if it's goons really m8m8"
I honestly thought this was just a copy/paste from some random raging thread on eve-o.
But you are actually being serious.
So, you arrived in Arazu and:
- you did not even see where the macks/hulks are
- you did not even see who they belong to
- you did not even check what is in the cans, where they are or who owns them
But you got great tears and caused 'mass logoffski'.
You are a great Arazu pilot.
THIS JUST IN!:
Mittens is not Spacejesus!
God I hate the EVE-O forums...
I may have been drunk at the time.... IN fact, I was certainly drunk at the time (Glenmorangie Nectar d'Or, neat, if you're asking) I was doing a general 'recon' of dek - I wasn't looking for a gank... besides, I turned up at the wrong part of the belt, due to bubbles in the belt... We shot the bubbles as they smacked us, then they logoffski'd and we fucked off somewhere else...
And, for the record, I dont give a sh*t about whether any thinks I'm a great Arazu pilot or not... 1/10 for your pathetic troll...
It was not a troll, you dumb 'I-better-censor-myself' fuck.
holy shit we have literally got jews in deklein being superjews. stop the presses, this is NEWS!
post tears or get the fuck out, faggot.
Also:
sh*t? really. I guess we're in 1st grade or something, where saying shit is actually shocking.
What are you talking about? The eve-o forums have been amazing recently. We even have a really mad ex FA guy who thinks we wrote some sort of forum scraper to alert us every time he posts
Eve-o forums are always shit, that's a law of physics or something. But if you define amazing as mad people tinfoil-posting like no tomorrow then yes, pure awesomeness.
Edit: That or I, yet again, lack in reading comprehension.
Wow, that tops the linked thread where the OP thinks the CSM is supposed to be pure and saintly.
That has got to be a Goon alt.
This is just recent, but there is the whole concept of what The Mittani and Goons represent. The represent everything that is wrong and bad about eve, scourning misery amongst eve players
Reading that thread in isolation made me think it was a goon, but he also posted in the thread which initially set him off, then made an abortive rage thread in the csm forum area thing, before finally spewing that masterpiece onto gd. The flow of shocked stupid rage reactions is so natural that you would have to be a sadistic genius to bother setting it all up disingenuously, though obviously that remains possible if unlikely.
Regardless, it is fucking gold.
i dont think people realize how fucking stupid they sound when they use the term "goonie"
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Rats spawn in ice belts, the cans could be from ratting.
e: someone who has a character in the region look up skiff, mack, and hulk sales over the past month.
?"eve's a bad mmo, really bad, it's only saving grace is the people playing it, which i guess doesn't say great things about the people playing other MMOs"
Does Deklein even have Thick/blue ice? (Ore map lists none....)
Price of isotopes holding at just above 1k, you sure you guys aren't mass ice mining and sneaking it out to empire?
I wouldn't bet against someone doing just that, but I certainly can't think of a less interesting way to spend my evetime in 0.0. I could live with doing it for a while if I were in hisec and I could just sit there and watch a movie or a tv series, or read a book while mining, but the instant I have to actively pay attention to the game over an extended period of time, I'd better have something interesting to do. And mining certainly isn't it.
Pretty sure the 2 systems he mentioned have Dark Glitter.
Yeah he's as dumb as he looks those systems have Pristine White Glaze/Dark Glitter.
That'll be some TNT dudes doing ice mining ops to fuel some corp (Caldari, not gallente) towers. Any Arazu pilot who can get into a belt with macks and then spend a while chatting to them (sorry, "harvesting tears") while cruising around the system and not kill them is retarded to the point that he doesn't know how to warp cloaked or bounce to an icebelt. His Arazu, one imagines, has a long point and it's not as if macks aren't by definition within scram range of a warpin object at all fucking times.
Or maybe a dude he knows heard from another dude that his friend saw goonNoobs exploiting by spawning Gallente ice in a Caldari ice system.
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These guys seem to really like this new expansion of the program.
http://killboard.erasersco.com/
Also, +rep to Endie because Brick Top is indeed awesome.
Guys, I just discovered a Glenn Beck-esque conspiracy brewing.
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This got me thinking and I think it's a problem the CSM can address. I would like to see an E-HONOURE System that rewards honoureable actions.
Here's an example of how it might work:
So when you reach a certain number of points someone from CCP shows up at your front door to an take action related to how many points you have.
- Taking Eve seriously is worth 1 point.
- Putting o7, m8s, and gf in chat unironically is worth 3 points.
- Forever living in High Sec is worth 5 points.
- Posting on the EO forums in an honoureable fashion is 7 points.
- And creating a detailed back story or bio is 10 points.
4 Points: Counseling. Experts work with you through intensive therapy sessions to find and address the root cause of your illness.
6 Points: Rehabilitation. In patient centers designed to deal with your sickness can in some cases return you to a productive and healthy existence.
8 Points: Isolation. There is no hope. It's best that you're completely isolated from the rest of humanity to limit their exposure.
10 Points: Drastic Measures. You'll disappear into an unmarked shallow grave. It's better this way.
We saw the leaks we all know that nobody posts on the EO forums.
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Might need to replace it with something like mining then.
You just know that there's someone, somewhere in EVE, who always yells "En garde!" in local (and in reality) every time he activates his mining lasers.
Check my blog, I made a lovely post about the mighty goonswarm federation.
http://warpbubble.blogspot.com/
words cannot express my distaste for you and your utter idiocy
But if you are serious about joining Goonswarm, get an SA account (it's like 10 bucks) and write an intro thread so we know who the fuck you are.
how is that application coming?
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