RansomList has gone AWOL

**Don Peyote** · 2011-09-04

but if it raises awareness for The Cause I'm a happy man

**Fartman** · 2011-09-05

Originally Posted by MpozoY

Last Activity: 2011-07-07

**Zakhodit** · 2011-09-06

(Scene: Jabber, Sekrit Chat)

Internet Spaceships: Still no sign of Ransomlist. How long is it?
Barry Zuckerkorn: That's a rather personal question, sir.
Internet Spaceships: (low voice)You stupid git. I meant how long has it been since we saw Ransomlist? You've destroyed the atmosphere now.
Barry Zuckerkorn: I'm sorry.
Internet Spaceships: Shut up. Start again.
Internet Spaceships: Still no sign of Ransomlist. How long is it?
Barry Zuckerkorn: 33 days, sir.
Internet Spaceships: Thirty-three days?
Barry Zuckerkorn: We can't go on much longer. (low voices) I didn't think I destroyed the atmosphere.
Internet Spaceships: Shut up.
Barry Zuckerkorn : Well, I don't think I did.
Internet Spaceships: 'Course you did.
Barry Zuckerkorn: (aside, to Venetian Tar) Did you think I destroyed the atmosphere?
Venetian Tar: Yes I think you did.
Internet Spaceships: Shut up. Shut up!
Internet Spaceships: Still no sign of Ransomlist. How long is it?
Barry Zuckerkorn: 33 days, sir.
Securitas: Have we started again? (Internet Spaceships kicks Securitas from chat)
Internet Spaceships: STILL no sign of Ransomlist. How long is it?
Barry Zuckerkorn: 33 days, sir.
Internet Spaceships: Thirty-three days?
Barry Zuckerkorn: We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't gotten +rep since the fifth day.
Don Peyote: We're done for, we're done for!
Internet Spaceships: Shut up, 'Splodey. (Securitas rejoins chat.)
Barry Zuckerkorn: We've just got to keep hoping. Someone may +rep us.
Securitas: How we feeling, 'Splodey?
Don Peyote: Not too good. I...I feel so weak.
Barry Zuckerkorn: We can't hold out much longer.
Don Peyote: Listen...chaps...there's still a chance. I'm...done for, I've...got a ton of shit posts and I'm going down fast; I'll never get through. But...some of you might. So...you'd better +rep me.
Internet Spaceships: +rep you?
Don Peyote: Yes. +rep me.
Barry Zuckerkorn: Iiuuhh! With shit posts?
Don Peyote: You don't rep the shit posts, Barry. There's still plenty of good posts. Look at that one in the PL thread.
Venetian Tar: It's not just the shit posts.
Don Peyote: What do you mean?
Venetian Tar: Well, ...it's just that -
Don Peyote: Why don't you want to +rep me?
Venetian Tar: I'd rather +rep Agathor! (points to Agathor)
Barry Zuckerkorn: So would I.
Don Peyote : I see.
Securitas: Well that's settled then...everyone's gonna +rep Agathor!
Internet Spaceships: Uh, well.
Don Peyote: What?
Internet Spaceships: No, no you go ahead, please, I won't.......
Securitas: Oh nonsense, you've got tons of rep to give.
Internet Spaceships: No, no, it's not that.
Barry Zuckerkorn: What's the matter with Agathor, sir?
Internet Spaceships: Well, he's not switched his avatar.
Barry Zuckerkorn: It's not like you've handed out any reward for it.
Internet Spaceships: Yes, that's true. But to be perfectly frank I...I'd rather +rep Xutech.
Barry Zuckerkorn: Oh well, all right.
Venetian Tar: I still prefer Agathor.
Don Peyote: I wish you'd all stop bickering and +rep me.
Barry Zuckerkorn: Look. I tell you what. Those who want to, can +rep Agathor. And you, 'Splodey, can +rep me. And we send some kind personal messages to Internet Spaceships, and then we'll Neg Bomb Vonq.
Internet Spaceships: Good thinking, Barry.

**Internet Spaceships** · 2011-09-06

I'm pretty sure the KKM would rape me in the ass if I ever said a foul word about Agathor. Then again, if I did side with Xutech, I'd be able to suck the Mulla Dulla teet for support.

**Agathor** · 2011-09-06

Internet Spaceships: Well, he's not switched his avatar.

I switch for no one.

**Wusti** · 2011-09-06

Originally Posted by Agathor

I switch for no one.

Me neither - but it doesn't mean we don't care! Am I right my Viking friend?

**Agathor** · 2011-09-06

Very true indeed Wusti.

**Internet Spaceships** · 2011-09-07

You are right, in my fervency to find King Ransom, I abandoned my XKCD avatar in haste. In an attempt to find a middle ground, I came up with my new avatar.

**Rer** · 2011-09-07

If I switch before he gets back does that make a bad person?

**Raketefrau** · 2011-09-07

Originally Posted by Internet Spaceships

You are right, in my fervency to find King Ransom, I abandoned my XKCD avatar in haste. In an attempt to find a middle ground, I came up with my new avatar.

Finding that font must've taken at least 30 clicks that you could've spent on pos fueling or PI. We can feel the love.

**Barry Zuckerkorn** · 2011-09-08

Originally Posted by Zakhodit

(Scene: Jabber, Sekrit Chat)

The plan has been revealed! Who leaked this?!

**xutech** · 2011-09-08

This costume is getting hot and a little bit smelly. I'm going to change again.

**Zakhodit** · 2011-09-08

Originally Posted by Barry Zuckerkorn

The plan has been revealed! Who leaked this?!

He must be found, tared and feathered!

**Venetian Tar** · 2011-09-08

Originally Posted by Barry Zuckerkorn

The plan has been revealed! Who leaked this?!

I thought only we had access to that room?

PURGE THE LEAKIST!

**Elenor Pewpew** · 2011-09-08

The search... The search never ends.

Mystr'Fystr · 2011-09-08

you guys are pretty cool

**Elenor Pewpew** · 2011-09-09

I joined the search, I recieved no Mulla Dulla.

**xutech** · 2011-09-09

Of course you have a Mulla Dulla.

**Elenor Pewpew** · 2011-09-09

Oh, I was checking the bank for it.

**true** · 2011-09-09

How's progress of finding buddy via userpics on computer game forum?

**Internet Spaceships** · 2011-09-09

Originally Posted by true

How's progress of finding buddy via userpics on computer game forum?

Morale is at an all-time high.

**Brooks Puuntai** · 2011-09-09

I'm like our Icelandic techno viking, I refuse to change my Summer Glau's grrr face avatar. I will however jack Internet Spaceships sig to help the cause.

**true** · 2011-09-09

Originally Posted by Brooks Puuntai

I'm like our Icelandic techno viking, I refuse to change my Summer Glau's grrr face avatar. I will however jack Internet Spaceships sig to help the cause.

I stand strong and vigilant so I can't accidentally step in some circlejerck.

**Raketefrau** · 2011-09-09

Originally Posted by true

I stand strong and vigilant so I can't accidentally step in some circlejerck.

Maybe you should write him a sonnet then.

I would, but the last time I went into iambic pentameter I got negrepped. It left me suicidal, and I can't risk that again.

**Dots** · 2011-09-09

Still can't find him... Covering Washington DC now

**Venetian Tar** · 2011-09-09

Originally Posted by xutech

Of course you have a Mulla Dulla.

I can't find the thread for the Mulla Dulla's.

Edit: 2 extra minutes to find it. http://www.kugutsumen.com/showthread...lla-Dulla-Bank

**Zakhodit** · 2011-09-10

Originally Posted by xutech

Of course you have a Mulla Dulla.

Does this mean I too have a Mulla Dulla?

EDIT: Oh, hey, look at that handy bank thread...

No Mulla Dulla for me.
Alas, he checked his cap after performing his best, but no coppers had been tossed forth.

**Malaclypse** · 2011-09-11

I'm not gonna dishonour Ransom's legacy - nor his avatar - for the sake of a mullah dollar. I support the cause, but I'm sure that even without wearing the "official t-shirt (well, avatar)", he knows deep in his heart that he's missed and that I can't wait for his return!

(2011-09-11 8:28:38 AM) kbrdhero: "he knows deep in his art that he's missed
(2011-09-11 8:29:04 AM) Malaclypse: you found the easteregg
(2011-09-11 8:29:13 AM) kbrdhero: if you go deep enough down, you'll find the compassion in his mona lisa

**Fartman** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by Malaclypse

he knows deep in his fart that he's missed and that I can't wait for his return!

~fart~

**Stronke** · 2011-09-11

miss u Ransom

**Internet Spaceships** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by Malaclypse

(2011-09-11 8:28:38 AM) kbrdhero: "he knows deep in his art that he's missed
(2011-09-11 8:29:04 AM) Malaclypse: you found the easteregg
(2011-09-11 8:29:13 AM) kbrdhero: if you go deep enough down, you'll find the compassion in his mona lisa

Hey ma, I'm famous!

**Don Peyote** · 2011-09-11

Originally Posted by Mystr'Fystr

you guys are pretty cool

c

**somedude76** · 2011-09-13

Has his body been recovered?

Somebody should start a betting pool.

Some possible events that my explain his disappearance;
- Arrested
- Hospitalized
- Dead
- Found a girlfriend
- Found a boyfriend
- Converted to Islam and is waging Jihad somewhere in the world
- Became a monk, now meditating in an Asian monastery
- Kidnapped and being held for ransom
- In hiding while he awaits payment from the loved ones of the person he kidnapped

**Internet Spaceships** · 2011-09-14

Originally Posted by somedude76

Kidnapped and being held for ransom

I wonder if his captors have created a ransom list of sorts detailing their demands.

...

I'm sorry.

**Rer** · 2011-09-14

Ascended to Forum Heaven, where all Good Poasters eventually go.

**true** · 2011-09-14

Rumours are he abandoned k.com for better EVE forum.

**Stronke** · 2011-09-14

I can vaguely remember him mentioning being away for a few months.

should note I have a fuzzy memory.

**Fartman** · 2011-09-15

mystery solved?

"A man in the UK has been jailed for 18 weeks for 'trolling,' and has also been given an order banning him from using social networking sites for five years. 25-year-old Sean Duffy mocked a dead teenager who had jumped in front a train by posting offensive remarks on a page dedicated to her memory, and creating a YouTube parody of Thomas the Tank with the deceased girl's face in place of Thomas. Is it about time trolling to this extent saw this kind of punishment, or is this punishment simply too harsh for someone who perhaps didn't realize how seriously his actions would be taken by the authorities?" Coverage from the Guardian explains that Duffy pleaded guilty to "two counts of sending malicious communications," and added that he must tell police about any phones he buys that can provide internet access.

**Don Peyote** · 2011-09-15

That can't have been ransomlist, the troll was shit and unfunny

Ransom would have made a far better video than that

**Unifix** · 2011-09-19

Who will take care of the shit post forum?

**xutech** · 2011-09-19

There are always two. A master and an apprentice.

**Phineas Freak** · 2011-09-19

Originally Posted by xutech

There are always two. A master and an apprentice.

But the question remains - who did disappear before our very own eyes? Who can guarantee there is not some other, villain Lord British plotting in the background.

**Raketefrau** · 2011-09-19

Originally Posted by Phineas Freak

But the question remains - who did disappear before our very own eyes? Who can guarantee there is not some other, villain Lord British plotting in the background.

Um, Shaft?

**Internet Spaceships** · 2011-09-21

Donating my 1,000th post to the cause.

May he come back to us soon.

**Night** · 2011-09-27

Started reading the front page of the tanks thread by mistake, thought Ransomlist was back. Curse you misclicks for raising my hopes.

**Don Peyote** · 2011-09-27

Free Ransomlist

**Internet Spaceships** · 2011-09-30

Originally Posted by Agathor

He comes back usually in September when he has settled down in school again.

Today's the last day of September.

Y U LAI AGATHOR?

**Marivauder** · 2011-09-30

Originally Posted by Internet Spaceships

Today's the last day of September.

Y U LAI AGATHOR?

He ment next september

**Agathor** · 2011-09-30

I guess the grades he got last winter were not to his parents liking.

If you are failing school because you are Kugu whoring all day, best to take a break. Seems he went cold turkey on us.

**Marivauder** · 2011-10-01

Originally Posted by Agathor

I guess the grades he got last winter were not to his parents liking.

If you are failing school because you are Kugu whoring all day, best to take a break. Seems he went cold turkey on us.

Wait, does that mean he won't come back

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