Shitposting Containment Unit: The TEST Thread

[Barry Zuckerkorn]

a massive Alliance of Rifter-flying noobs spamming local with their moonspeak would be fucking awesome.

I think eve has a couple of those. I think I'm in one

[Phey Onat]

Potentially the big announcement could be something to do with Jove?

Don't tease me, I get enough of that from my wife

[Iratus]

Their big announcement is just a bigger monocle. This one covers your whole face, you see.

[DurrHurrDurr]

Their big announcement is just a bigger monocle. This one covers your whole face, you see.

I'll be buying this one too.

[Lorren Canada]

Their big announcement is just a bigger monocle. This one covers your whole face, you see.

No, now you can put one on each eye!

[biggeruniverse]

i think cccp would add space to make the null 00 less full and bring more people playering to the area. right now it is full. more space make it less full.

wat

didn't you know?

[Jinli mei]

Hey I was correcting someones broken link, but ill make note of it next time to prevent the awkward feeling of being finger-waggled over the internet.

[Freudian]

Their big announcement is just a bigger monocle. This one covers your whole face, you see.

Condomonocle

[Gel]

No, now you can put one on each eye!

Whatever will we call this contraption?

[Internet Spaceships]

Whatever will we call this contraption?

Glasses.

[MandozerTheGreat [banned]]

is it shooting blues if i'm in concordiat when i gang rape 7 test guys with my bros in between making a living running missions?

[MandozerTheGreat [banned]]

An introduction to the premise.

Please tag another 900m on whatever ransom i would have to pay on top of whoever I'd have to buy a titan for in the event I ever wanted to be goonfleet again. Thank you.

Edit: Thanks for the good fight and apologies for the shitty smack pre fight. I am a horrible poster, its true.
Edit #2: fixed grammar error, also i'll only hustle titans to rydis, my FC waifu with elastic nipples. l8r m8

[zero]

A Japanese Rush on the Game creating a massive Alliance of Rifter-flying noobs spamming local with their moonspeak would be fucking awesome.
Alas, i can't imagine anybody rushing to Eve.

They will all be joining elite space guild, as they won't realize the name's irony.

[Carebears]

They will all be joining elite space guild, as they won't realize the name's irony.

What the name is meant to be ironic? I've been lied to!

[Securitas]

An introduction to the premise.

Please tag another 900m on whatever ransom i would have to pay on top of whoever I'd have to buy a titan for in the event I ever wanted to be goonfleet again. Thank you.

Edit: Thanks for the good fight and apologies for the shitty smack pre fight. I am a horrible poster, its true.
Edit #2: fixed grammar error, also i'll only hustle titans to rydis, my FC waifu with elastic nipples. l8r m8

Confirming that TEST showed us a great time last night.

[Franz Stigler]

Mandozer, the true True Flame of Gooniness.

[smg77]

Goonswarm Federation has certainly been less...intense since Mandozer left us.

[Carebears]

I miss Mandozer, always had a blast when I joined one of his fleets.


Free Mandozer

[Securitas]

I miss Mandozer, always had a blast when I joined one of his fleets.


Free Mandozer

Out of the 9 killmails DIAT got last night in that test fight Mandozer got like 6 of them in his HAM Drake.

[tgr]

boydickdozer certainly was one special star of goondom

[Securitas]

boydickdozer certainly was one special star of goondom

Care to elaborate what this means?

[Carebears]

Care to elaborate what this means?

Think remdick.jpg

http://pastebin.com/ZpgcZJm6

[tgr]

only smaller

[Securitas]

So he has a small penis or something?

[tgr]

I forgot, it was gooier, too. And it came with a before/after image.

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[MandozerTheGreat [banned]]

Rydis Fuck My Pussy

[MandozerTheGreat [banned]]

I outed Slim Mat as a closet homo. He wanted to know how I nutted the way I did in the after pic. You haven't lived until nerds on the internet have pondered over the details of your penis.

Also MY PENIS!

[jagidrok]

hi mandozer!

[Nicky D]

livin the goonlife

[Ernie The Ishkur]

From the twitters:
CCP_Fallout


OH MY GOD I HAVE THE BIGGEST SEEKRIT EVER AND THIS TIME I WON'T TELL!

CCP_Fallout


the one hint: bigger is better #eveonline #tweetfleet


Your wish is CCPs command...(that's no moon, that's a space station!)

They'll be playing on TQ. With any luck, they'll be so good at internet spaceships we'll have a Russo-Japanese War Part Deux. Then it'll get real interesting.

Also, monocles will cost them what, a billion yen?

If it's CCPs idea of bigger and better then it could be more gear and the Japs?
(Was going to put this on Zakhodit's Eve Nip/Tuck thread but I guess it would be moderated for not being politically appropriate)

[MandozerTheGreat [banned]]

sup brah

[jimmychrist]

If it's CCPs idea of bigger and better then it could be more gear and the Japs?

It's the fanfest announcement

[Malaclypse]

He who controls the rep, controls the forums – Baron Vladimir Harkonnen

fyp

[Ernie The Ishkur]

It's the fanfest announcement

Well whoopi do. I'll just have to work on containing my excitement about that one.

[Securitas]

So what's the basis for this Japan thing everyone is going on about?

[Iratus]

CCP announced a while ago, on a devblog, that they where releasing a localized japan client, that would connect to TQ.

[Phey Onat]

It's the fanfest announcement

So the big announcement from CCP is the Fanfest that we all knew was coming up next year.

[Internet Spaceships]

So the big announcement from CCP is the Fanfest that we all knew was coming up next year.

[Phey Onat]

Raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly sir

[Phey Onat]

TBH though, it's not the fanfest announcement. Fallout said specifically that Fanfest was not the announcement but he just tweeted that the "Big sekret" will be announced tomorrow, since today had the fanfest blog.


I will say that, when I did a search of CCP news for the day, I was rather worried that this was the new announcement.

[Fal1en]

CCP will announce the arrival of a new race to New Eden. Marked by their ethereal beauty and almost supernatural glow, these creatures will quickly demonstrate themselves as a bane to the current denizens of the universe. With an affinity for the dark and an appetite satiated only with blood, they will wash across New Eden until all life save their own has vanished.

[Iratus]

CCP will announce the arrival of a new race to New Eden. Marked by their ethereal beauty and almost supernatural glow, these creatures will quickly demonstrate themselves as a bane to the current denizens of the universe. With an affinity for the dark and an appetite satiated only with blood, they will wash across New Eden until all life save their own has vanished.

And then, the new expansion will bring a new race of shapeshifters that... fuck this I can't do it.

[Phey Onat]

CCP will announce the arrival of a new race to New Eden. Marked by their ethereal beauty and almost supernatural glow, these creatures will quickly demonstrate themselves as a bane to the current denizens of the universe. With an affinity for the dark and an appetite satiated only with blood, they will wash across New Eden until all life save their own has vanished.

No, my link went to an article about vampires. We're not talking about the asians anymore.

[jimmychrist]

TBH though, it's not the fanfest announcement. Fallout said specifically that Fanfest was not the announcement but he just tweeted that the "Big sekret" will be announced tomorrow, since today had the fanfest blog.


I will say that, when I did a search of CCP news for the day, I was rather worried that this was the new announcement.

I guess the big announcement was the rollback of some things they fucked up. I particularly like how the art department, the one with standards that are bottle-necking everything from better looking ships to POS revamps, just got their turret thumbnails bullshit pulled.

[Night]

CCP will announce the arrival of a new race to New Eden. Marked by their ethereal beauty and almost supernatural glow, these creatures will quickly demonstrate themselves as a bane to the current denizens of the universe. With an affinity for the dark and an appetite satiated only with blood, they will wash across New Eden until all life save their own has vanished.

So DrunkPreacher and BoB are coming back?

[Grim]

Bad news from TEST alliance leadership. They are now using the API as a tool to suppress entrepreneurs and other enterprising testies, punishing those who are too successful. Human rights groups say that this is further proof of the intolerance of TEST alliance leadership, citing past discrimination, and frequent use of racial slures and sexual harrasmant.

Our experts see this as an overreaction to silentmajoritygate, and incident where a terrible Test FC jacked up the prices on munitions prior to critical operations in the ongoing "fuck with Delve" campaign.

More news as this story develops: Grim News, fair and balanced.

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Aevum did 9/11.

[Fal1en]

Aevum was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

[Phey Onat]

I guess the big announcement was the rollback of some things they fucked up. I particularly like how the art department, the one with standards that are bottle-necking everything from better looking ships to POS revamps, just got their turret thumbnails bullshit pulled.

I'll pretend Fanfest was the announcement. It's, depressingly, more exciting.